02x28 - Verminator

[bunniefuu]

oh man i'm tired of just itching along i need some movement first

something's got control of all the vehicles you call this control

anchor down bros

my magneto disruptor is working perfectly your evaporated milkiness

will produce enough cataclysmic car collisions to provide tons of scrap metal for pollutants

excellent my dear carb uncle send in those clever fiberglass tow trucks of yours

uh-oh tailback alloys

this should stop those

oh man don't you just hate getting stuck in

mama you traffic told me not to play in traffic i knew i should have listened

oh

time to divide and conquer

maneuver four

is out of the trap

okay

oh that pork rind pastrami and cream cheese bialy ain't sitting so well

bro you make it in one piece yeah basically

i don't know about my arm

i'm sorry moto i'm afraid you're gonna need a new bionic arm hey where'd you get this one anyway

you tell her okay bro well it was back on mars south polar country

man it was the biggest battle yet against the plutarchians

we were captured and taken back to the plutarchy research labs

those slime fish bottom dwellers had a low-life plan to turn captured martians

into an army of bionic sl*ves moto's arm was one of their early experiments

i guess it worked a little too well better than those gill faces ever expected

especially that blue tarkin's lap dog who made the arm car bunker

you mean carbuncle made moto's arms careful sweetheart he's kind of touchy about that fat

i say we blast our way into carmichael's lab and force him to whoa whoa whoa whoa chill bro

old rubber gloves are probably just booby trapping no now we need something smoother hey no prob

i got me one of those surefire plants guaranteed to get our bro here a new arm i mean a real

piece of cake so smooth i mean so smooth you won't be able to stand it if he says trust me

i'm out of here i must think of another means to a massive monumental mound of metal

what are we here at this time tomorrow the north line of the chicago elevated train system

will join the south line of the waukegan express at the new intercity train station

to make one continuous commuter service between the two cities the first two trains will come

together at this very spot each train will carry its city's mayor who will join together

to drive the ceremonial iron spike two trains coming together hey why of course

it's perfect we simply use carbuncle's magneto disruptor to magnetize and spike causing a

head-on collision between the trains that would easily yield at least 5 000 tons of scrap metal

how deliciously sinister

that's the main power supply

we're supposed to hook in just once a majority

and then tomorrow's we got ourselves a real pretty little train

one thing at a time big guy first we score you a new wing then we do the hero thing

it's your worst nightmare

okay initiate operation snag me and look like you mean it

time to kick it into overdrive

hey just making it is harder than the real thing yeah well then let's put the camper on this act

but this time i won mom said i should have finished third grade

she's gonna be so proud of her little of grease

suckers oh thanks jolly ma'am right on schedule yeah but

i'll be working overtime trying to get benny's bike up to speed again

it got hammered pretty badly we'll meet up later as planned good luck with the bike charlie

i won boss i

that's absolutely astounding then that means you also successfully

installed the magneto disruptor i wouldn't i won everyone oops

hey sorry boss i'm so excited about beating that mice that i uh kind of forgot

to put in that that nettle thing sort of what you are leogeness orangutang

now those vermin will be guarding the station day and night ah not all of them boss cause i

got one of them all by myself she's down at the doc's lab right now oh really

please don't t*rture me i'm not good with bane no please

don't make me tire the biker mice secret weapon my bros would never forgive me oh my my secret weapon

yeah the moto's bionic arm if you made robot arms like that for your g*ons while they could wipe the

floor with us oops oh gosh no i've gotten set too much hmm robot arms interesting of course

maybe carbuncle's gotten too old and feeble-minded to build anything that cool nowadays

i believe our overbiting friend here has provided an excellent idea oh no i just hate myself

in fact why stop at merely a robot arm why not build an entire robot mouse yeah oh mouse oh no

no no no i didn't mean that oh man i think my plan needed a little more work behold the firminator

this should certainly give those fir-faced freedom fighters a fight if they should attempt to derail

our magneso disruptor excellent my dear doctor i don't think it's so hot no we just need one

more tiny ingredient you huh oh man not cool oh didn't i mention how thoughtless of me

you see through these electrodes you will have the indubitable honor of supplying

the verminator's brain power you see the verminator will have your skills

your brazenness your memories and even your personality such as this it will be

everything you are and more but filtered through carbuncle's evil accelerator and totally under my

you no control

we have a magneto disruptor to install and some trains to demolish ceremonies marking

the dedication of the new intercity commuter line are underway the two trains have already left from

the chicago and waukegan stations each carrying its mayor the trains will soon be coming together

right on this spot oh how very right she is and now that is a winner mom i was thinking

maybe you'll get me a line of toys how's this grease pitch dream house um

or maybe even greasy spring break or maybe just grease the whole game

uh we's here for a good view of the trains hey try this view slime ball

come on guys we're just getting warmed up asking

now what the heck would that be well off hand i'd say it looks like your new mechanical arm bro

there seems to be a whole new mouse attached ready to get trashed

how's that thing know our names our reputations obviously precede us person attack move 37a

hey that was our secret defense to 37a oh that tin turkey knows what

we're gonna do before we do it yeah i'm taking him out oh i wouldn't do that if i

were you you see any damage to our interesting little robot will instantly destroy the tiny

little brain that's powering it the brain of your hyperactive friend hasta la vista bros

oh lucky shot just like billy listen we need to

think this one out big fella man there's too much at stake

not so fast oh what now we'll finish off those vermin later report to greece pick for guard duty

as planned oh most blissful success finally those martial menaces have been neutralized

now quickly doctor install the magneto disruptor yes your yogurt is

magnificent activated if you please

any moment now the mayors will arrive and drive the iron spike into the truck

i'm just finishing here what's the plan hard to say but we may have to hightail

it as soon as we snatch binny i'm on my way with this bike over and out

these fully automatic trains have been designed to operate at speeds of up to 80 miles per hour

make that 90. 95 100. got to be some way to get past metal bounce there and fry that machine

i heard that but we got to do something new something he's not expecting but mainly

something that won't hurt our bro gotcha gotcha it's time to rock

all right and living just like a figure oh

oh gosh that's vinnie all right yeah remember just aim for the magnet machine not the robot

pretty cool eh well at least it stopped us singing

oh yeah i'm one big old cute pile of style why don't you just hate me for it the sweet savor

of success this just keeps getting better and better and now dare i say it annihilate them

deja vu we've been here before yeah but this time it's for real charlie's not here and this

is not my idea of a good time excitement builds as the trains are within sight of the station

30 seconds to impact later bro me goes don't do it vinny we're bros family

oh man i never thought it'd end like this being burned by our own bro no he's not dropping us

maybe he forgot don't bring it up or maybe vincent vincent it's us throttling moto you're pros

tribe uncle what's happening why is it hesitating why isn't it hurting someone perhaps

a simple slight adjustment to the aggression circuitry your imitation dairy cream

charlie hey sweet eye vinny listen to me you're a sweet kind generous guy who could

never hurt his friends and there's no way that cabbage head car bubble can make you

what is he doing i said obliterate them you made a morass of metal do it at once

i guess once a bro always a bro

oh no the trains are out of control

oh no not the usual failure

i would suggest that we abort the mission at once

master you petroleum chill bro let him go we gotta scope out vinnie

hey bros good to see you i get an oscar or what he's back a call for lawrence limberger from high

chairman camembert regarding the overdue shipment of scrap metal hey hey charlie girl you think you

could coax one more charge out of that magneto thing come on you have to ask machines are my life

observe limburger here to your melee-minded mega-eagled majesty camembert you may transport

your scrap metal directly from limburger tower you know his acting really does stink oh absolutely

totally lacking in dimension we give it a thumbs down everyone's a critic ah limburger tower

my opulent oasis my hallowed haven but i can recuperate from yet another most miserable day

does this mean i didn't win oh shut up