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02x36 - Below the Horizon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x36 - Below the Horizon

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[Music]

initiate incision laser

commence transport lasering

marvelous

that really is delightfully stupendous

dear doctor

worth the astronomical investment of

blue tacky and gold gills my cheese

junkiness oh yes

without a doubt

once this satellite is in orbit this

puny planet shall be my oyster

world domination a mere push of the

button away

the fish who would be king

i'll be invincible

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question is this a legitimate

communication satellite only if your

idea of communication is to reach out

and zap someone yeah with these kind of

lasers this sputnik can carve up the

whole world manly martian mice included

t-minus one minute and counting this is

great time to scrub this mission bros

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gosh we gotta watch that kind of stuff

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blue turkey and glass steel armor

let's get creative bros i can do

creative

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what no

not my ever so costly satellite

security attack attack

undermined and unplugged t minus 15

seconds 14

12 11 10

why can't we scuttle this launch you

must be back

let's rock

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foods

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so

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shoes

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huh look

we gotta mangle that metal moon

turbo after that thing while moto and i

grieve those g*ons

minnie the velocity atrocity coming some

altitude oh yeah spirited kid you ready

let's rock until we drop them

take fiverr

[Music]

some people should just never be allowed

behind the wheel

to the moon

[Music]

gonna petite little spitfires lick that

dish nice and clean

[Music]

i think this boosters bottomed out oh

man this is not gonna look good on my

bubblegum trading card

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

remember kitties keep your arms and legs

inside the car at all times

[Applause]

oh

no this has just been a real drag for

you hasn't it

[Music]

oh man didn't go so well humbrol yeah

well don't expect a scene on my

highlight reel

did well enough for now my kid moto

inoperative what do you mean inoperative

shut it off oh dear

now what if i dare requisition a new

module i'll risk another of the high

chairman's severely sensorious

overreactions

but all may not be lost your cheese

waxiness ah i've successfully dragged

the module to its approximate location

oh really

and just how approximate is approximate

within about 20 square miles wonderful

of the north pole

well well looks like old fin heads

heading north to mountain and not if we

get there first north as in frozen north

[Music]

i don't look good in goosebumps

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wait a minute is that a trailer of junk

sitting in my garage

or oh i'm still asleep that's no dream

charlie girl we got to rebuild the tri

fighter so strike up the welding torch

it's gonna be a long night

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my curdle creamery dregs we are not on

our way to the north pole yet

oh

need i remind you that the situation is

desperate and my pampered posterior is

on the line

think of how the line feels

grab on to your ballast my musky master

we are ready to depart

[Music]

now let's see

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[Applause]

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huh

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oh bros look who just beat us off the

starting block and that's with at least

four more hours before we're here worthy

when i get my hands on that slimy salmon

i uh

[Music]

make that five more hours if that

half-baked bass get to that module

before we do this whole planet's gonna

become one more notch on that extra

extra wide belt in his

[Music]

hey sweetheart you coming or not wait

hold on i'm there

ready okay then

let's rock

[Music]

do we really have to do

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that please remain seated until the

seatbelt

now

let us quickly import our frosty fortune

hunter and waste no time in beginning

the laborious search and recovery of

that

ah

how delightful it is to implement a plan

without the slightest scent of martian

mouse just myself and my objective with

nary a thing in between say for the dear

four-legged denizens of this immaculate

landscape

refreshing isn't it carbuncle

cowboy

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wing flaps are freezing up yeah and

we're developing a bad altitude

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very cool landing huh are we there yet

well if there is here we are there but

where is here appears there could be

anywhere and with our planes scattered

from here to there here is where we're

stuck

[Music]

well

on a wing and a prayer she just might

fly again see any signs of that scaly

stinkola from up there charlie wow on a

clear day you can see

white

rose charlie's about to clip dive

show

oh i love toe the line number four

me too

big fella yeah but this finish leaves

something to be desired

[Music]

speaking of finish i got a feeling the

finish line of this race is right there

in that iceberg all right time for our

tour of the tundra and a little ice

fishing for king stinkfish hey charlie

see how quick you can whip the tri

fighter into shape

please yeah we're counting on you big

time sweetheart let's ride

love the way he says that

maybe you can stop by the parts store

[Music]

device to the module which will beam it

right into the proper position on the

satellite wonderful and that means in

the merest of moments i'll be dare i say

it the master of the world

and all without the customary clashing

with those bike mice from mars martian

mice you say ice would frost at the

mouth just to give those freedom

fighters a chilly reception hey there mr

tasty freeze be very very careful what

you wish for

because you just might get it oh why

can't they leave me alone just this one

hear this warm bloods i am icebreaker

the chill that runs down your spine

hit it

prepare for freezer

[Music]

transport that module now

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if this doesn't get me into popular

mechanics nothing will

well

at least somebody's having a good time

and you gotta have around when it's time

to shovel the wall or defrost the fridge

but keep him away from the winter

olympics

[Music]

rats your frosty futures are cold and

bleak

[Music]

motor raptor maneuver go

i see cold sweat on your brows tepid

ones

what

[Applause]

well like jake little always says this

guy is falling let's get home

[Music]

man i sure missed dirt under my wheels

i thought that walking defroster went

down too easy

[Applause]

[Applause]

his eyes

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

time to join your frostbitten friend in

the deep freeze rodents

where'd it go big fella

close call i hate to say it but

cool

okay ice chips for brains let's say we

heat up this dance floor how

scintillating i'll need to tango to that

tune

it's time you were chilled to the bone

permanently

i don't think so

[Applause]

[Music]

oh yeah

cool his own heels

now let's go put a certain fat halibut

on ice

[Music]

how fortunate for you

first order of business doctor let's

zero in on those mice

now i shall perform as kel's man ah

interesting choice your clever darkness

but let's try this one shall we oh

certainly of course

[Music]

rc stinks my station reek burger just

sitting there waiting for as pretty as a

picture

mouse tracker engaged now initiating

incision laser

oh hey these sentences are tails from

space evasive maneuvers

it's dogging us we gotta go for

operation blindside hit the retros bros

oh blast it all i nearly had them

oh

this time however they shan't be so

fortuitous

mouse seeking m*ssile engaged

[Music]

and

now what is that thing on the screen

well it appears to be

[Applause]

you boys have an undeniable flair when

it comes to wrapping up an adventure

yeah but uh it's a sloppy package

charlie just lumber cause penthouse got

trashed while the rest of his tower's

still stinking up shy down oh i don't

know bros

stay tuned for the epilogue

[Applause]

is that you licking my hand not this

time my big cheese wheel

then who is

oh

[Applause]

decency

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bye