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02x37 - Big Trouble

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

02x37 - Big Trouble

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guys seems like we need to go over the

rules one more time

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i think this outing was my idea hey

sweetheart it's just par for the

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them fighting course has found our

sulphur drill in sight

life stinks attention i'll use g*ons

attack

okay who forgot to pay the green fees

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foreign

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oh

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wow limb burger seems to be showing a

distinct flair for the absurd these days

that's voguing

sorry sweetheart but you gotta sit tight

oh i'll enjoy it all right backside

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blubber

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you smells like the bosch's clothes

hamper

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for every action

there's an equal and opposite reaction

good old fake bird newton

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is a party favors for your motor rat

baby

ouch

man that felt good

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a little while but pretty darn

impressive

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what a greasy vision a gooey

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just diving head first into this oily

business aren't you

yeah i'm really starting to get this

hero stuff oh man what an ego

oh spare me your pitifully pathetic

please for pardon but the mouse's was

playing without a handicapped

i really hates them

except for their buddy charlie wow what

a p*stol

you see boss did you just happen to know

if she's uh be spoken for oh

how much of the needed sulphur have we

accrued thus far

this much oh of course as expected

get out there and mine me more you'd

save seeping sap now this time away from

any city rhodesia

oh

the high chairman is due any minute

expecting a space holding bin brimming

with central sulfur to take back with

him to brewtock

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i have just finished my particle

inflator your dairyness which can

actually enlarge matter however

warning the high chairman is now

approaching docking bay three of the

space holdings

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oh that's him quickly working malevolent

magic while i attempt to stall that

pompous penny pad

uh greetings my royally rancid ruler

as always a distinct displeasure cut the

cheese limburger i want to see myself

now

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[Applause]

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voila

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oh

sulfur i feel like stripping off my

garments and bathing in it right this

very moment as splendid aside as that

would be my loathsome leader you're

doubtlessly anxious to escort this

costly cargo back to pluta

be aware that this fake sofa will shrink

back to its original size in two hours

yes what

what

what

you mean we have to keep that boorish

bait bucket from leaving until we fill

the order with the real suffer you're

hearing in a pickle

then as his personal physician you must

simply find a reason to quarantine him

hey

looks like we were right following our

noses bro

oh yeah

the answer my friend is stinking up the

wind smells like sulfur

that lost batch of last year's easter

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biker hounds eggs this out again well

this gotta knock them off the trails

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wow nice sh**ting grease bit

three of used g*ons go out and collect

what's left of their mices

and for the rest to use i told the boss

that we'd have his sofa in two hours so

don't go making no fiber out of me

hi sweetums

i hope that business with those mouses

didn't body

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you certainly don't look fine in fact

there is a definite rosiness to your

cheeks and jowls oh that's ridiculous

i've never felt

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your diagnosis doctor

what is it how long do i have

oh two hours no two out that's it you

mean in two measly hours i'll be

completely over this bunk of a cute

for a moment there i thought

prescription doctor yes immediate bed

rest here you are no space travel and no

more sulfur you heartless horse head

let's go kick him a few times

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well well look who came to the dance for

a little foot stomping bros then pop up

the volume and clear the floor it's time

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hmm

oh

my beloved lord charlie is gonna love

this extra large bouquet

hmm maybe just a tiny bit bigger

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call 1-800

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rebel rodents forget about your

insignificant cells save that sulfur

time to solve for the consequences

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oh

and worst of all i got this big old hand

from that particle defibrillator you

moronic meathead how could you possibly

have enlarged your

there's a big idea oh can you fix it for

me boss please i can't go courtney

charlie if i'm all

lopsided why certainly dear boy a simply

activate the particle inflator and

step completely into the beam

is so good to me boys

the boss said to just step into the beam

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hey bros check out grease bubba

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he's ten times the loser he ever was oh

everything else shrunk up

hey but my hands are the same

now i can go call it on my lovely boil

of oil charlie over my dead body grease

blimp oh yeah we'll try and stop me

using

mouses

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enough of this tedious sucking up limb

burger i'm leaving

oh wait i've been preparing a little

performance for your viewing pleasure

dear commander allow me to check in on

its progress

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perfect

behold

attack of the 50-foot lug head

mayhem matinee just like when we were

little guppies

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pay attention you intelligent seal i

need you to go to the city

self-processing planter steal every

ounce you can scrape up is that clear

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pickerel i'm returning to my ship oh yes

sir mississippi um

intermission

and next up a live performance of

little big man comes to the city

really live theater why don't you just

get comfortable in my office near the

window

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oh hey boys look what happened

everything got small let me break those

people restraints get to the city

immediately and wreck it wow that'll

surely impress my little ladle of love

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the trash limburger tower pummel fin

head until he shrinks grease bit back

pummel grease pit again and then go for

chilling no no no no trash in the tower

always comes last

come on man where you been vinny you

know you guys are such creatures of

habit

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check that order bros grease pit

pummeling moves into first position

splendid entertainment limburger superb

not senseless i'm most glad you're

enjoying yourself hi chairman

are

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watch closely my cumbersome commander he

should be destroying some buildings

anytime now so where's my popped world

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oh big trouble morning charlie

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these are for you with love and kisses

with love this is not good

hey fay ray i am not

i wrote you a poem too

but i forgot to remember it

oh yeah now i remember uh

rosie's red glare

violet's bursting in air wait no no no

that can't be because there's too much

violet on the airwaves as it is oh good

grief hurry guys

hey big goosey and ugly

it's the good manners we're ready to get

unruly

i'm real good at messing things up

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do it

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oh no i ain't falling for that line

again

excuse me when he was uh this part of

our plan yeah it's coming under plan g

of denim c with reference to strategy

jay

illustration 34 which is

mug spray maneuvers now

okay bros change tactics let's drive

that greasy goliath of a wall

these mice are gonna be a real pain of

defeat

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and poisons is yellow uh but you can't

eat them uh no no wait that's yellow

snow stay there big gusher what's up

with you besides your helium head huh

hey you smite's gotta get off at the bus

building

i can't wait to see what you have

planned for those marsh and mice now

that they're up on your roof a

predictable ending i

fear hey vincent make it pretty hey look

who you're talking to every move will be

suitable for framing

let's end this

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i guess since i'm crude and she's

refined it would have never worked out

oh never fear oh distressed one he's due

to shrink back in five seconds

four

three

and now that i'm single again i don't

got any worries waiting on my back

that's what you think

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and so is the story of beauty and the

grace don't worry sweetheart i'm still

available

beware of women on the rebound fuzz face

well for a tall tale with no morals

we're rocking and riding happily ever

after

so ride free citizens

how fortunate for me that for once i

missed the fall of the limburger empire

yes

sultry

dash this just burns me up

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you i love my job

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