03x05 - Diet of Worms

[bunniefuu]

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what's they doing officially

what kind of crumb one deprives

hardworking citizens out of life liberty

and easy access to live bait

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all right hypothyroid moles gets a

loaded dish now smaller

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so

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oh

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to deliver

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now

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bro

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is

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i wonder what finn fan he wants with a

whole truck full of slime slurpees oh no

maybe he's having a little plutarchy and

stink fish get together yeah well let's

say we sachet on over and check for our

personal invites

my hunch was dead on bro looks like a

major fish-based feeding frenzy

there's one-eyed jack monterey the boss

from vegas and there's gerard gruyere

head skus back from new orleans

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i wonder who the mozzarella my heritage

is what's the big occasion only one way

to find out

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welcome

welcome to my humble abode

so pupil to see you all or death

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hey thanks cupcake

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that kind of girl

please be seated my friends

so sorry

you're my running menial

i must apologize but i couldn't get

union help

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oops oh is my face red

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voila

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greatness

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fellow fish plutarch is stepping up its

schedule for the exploitation of earth

effective tomorrow we are launching a

full-scale invasion now

once the earth is conquered i will

appoint a plutokian planetary governor

i've called you together to determine

which of you is best for the job of all

the plutakian bosses you four are the

best the brightest the most capable

linda what are you doing here brie was

supposed to host this meeting a brie is

uh inconvenienced yoga city with a

sudden case of slime worm salmonella

oh while he recuperates i volunteered to

host instead

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oh well since we find ourselves in

chicago rather than detroit the

opportunity presents itself for an

interesting little contest

being as our inept chicago office has

been unable to solve its rodent problem

the job of planetary governor will go to

the boss who can eliminate the biker

mice by the time i arrive with the

invasion force at 12 noon tomorrow oh

mama i feel like the last candy bar at

the fat farm to assist in your task each

visiting boss will be given one super

villain and now may the stinkiest fish

win

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four bosses

super villains and a plutarchy invasion

to stop yeah just another day on the job

in shy town a waiter a bottle of old

public toilet

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hey it's one of the mice of which he was

talking about

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uh does this mean no tip

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you're about to become right to do it

yeah but see we'd like to try a slightly

different recipe

shredded plutarchian topped with whipped

tail

prepare to become one with the universal

harmony

of oblivion

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i feel oddly right at home here

hey your players just hit a losing

streak so don't double down

yeah well let the fish and chips fall

where they make

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double crossing hey that's it big fella

i mean those guys are so two-faced they

could whiplash shaving come on bros

hey i got a telegram for mr gouda

from jack monterey

gouda what say we blow off them other

bosses sources tell me the mice will be

at steinhauer's hoagie dogs at high noon

we'll partner up ko the mice and become

co-governors of earth

truly a most generous offer by a fine

fellow fish in return i shall be there

at a quarter to noon to eliminate the

mice and claim victory for myself and

just to ensure that my karma is truly

instant

you my cycle centaur brother will

express your inner child by planting

this lovely b*mb aboard monterey's plane

set to go off at precisely high noon

go in pieces

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let us become as one and our goal to

cash demise and thus become co-governors

of us their auras will be at union

station at noon sign gouda where there

i just have to be there to quarter to to

claim the mice all to my little

but just the grease the skillet mr

mechanic sir would you do me the honor

of planning this little tiny b*mb before

mr gouda's bus set for noon

and together sir we can catch the mice

on the dan ryan expressway at noon

signed royer

exterminator babe

prepare for takeoff i'll be there at a

quarter two noonish and just to stack

that deck

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i k*ll myself

well mill calls a wrap bros plan is in x

but what about our own personal bait

bucket limb burger we know we can deal

with it gotta take care of these three

other cheese heads first rendezvous

t-minus 30 minutes and counting

oh i love this stuff places

huh

slightly overcooked

as you can see my cosmic crystal fires

holistically hellacious laser blasts

guaranteed to sizzle your chakras

center please provide this mouse being

with an out-of-body experience

that's not bad for a mickey

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meaningful pursuit rendezvous t-minus 10

minutes

my mark's steaming into mouse range now

i'm back

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hey double or nothing mousy baby i win

double and you'll get blown into nothing

i'll sh**t first rod

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vincent's oh surely you just moto

moto

i'm in a kind of dicey situation

10 seconds bro

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my turn to roll

no

um

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what a mega blowout they must each

brought a little extra bang-up gift to

their own to the party

you know he's got an old blue turkey and

triple double cross

three down

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but boys

come you ain't doing that i'm merely

allowing our resident rodent friends to

eliminate my out-of-town competition

after which i need simply to wait for

them to come

ah

dear boy

be so kind as to program the transport

to being directly aboard lord kamen best

flagship now trust me if we set it

they will come

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hey hey don't look at me i was following

you

therefore for his trapping of the

seditious mice i hereby pronounce

lawrence limberger high supreme

gaseousness the plutarchy and puba

overload of earth

i humbly accept the chair with moldy

modesty and fasting sesquitality

and let me input you in my former

colleagues now pathetic losers all not

to allow the bitter memory of their ever

so humiliating defeat to impair their

dismal futures

yes

long rot the

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oh thank you thank you

this may not mean you really like me but

you still have to obey me

oh man we made all old fondue breath

into a hero

turkey and glass steel

not even our bikes can blast us out of

here in less than an hour we will

broadcast an ultimatum to earth

submit to plutarch and rule or be

obliterated by our latest

peace persuader the planetary pulverizer

but first we'll give our future subjects

a little oh demonstration a minor little

blast that will annihilate all of

chicago

three minutes to pulverization

you won't regret this momentous decision

oh perilously pungent one

unbelievable a hundred to one shot we in

deep gumball now shan this karma might

run over my dogma hey up mold heads

i mean come on at least your future's

secure what are you

oh oh oh yeah definitely definitely

definitely you know your new careers as

limburger's flunkies are gonna be chock

full of rewarding challenges i'm sure

that eh flunkies what what what do you

mean oh oh you mean they didn't tell you

oh yeah being guinea pigs for

carbuncle's experiments putting up

grease pits toe jam preserves

the water put it in the water of course

if certain furry martian pals the limb

burgers were to

i don't know say

escape and make sure that the invasion

failed check this boys no invasion no

planetary governor everything goes back

to a level playing field of course

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i must recharge my vibes

yes

see catching fish is all a matter of

using the right bait

let's see a file from jack monterey

a key from gerard gruyere nespa

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cool plutarchy and blast all plastic

expl*sive

from katamaguda peace

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oh man that gouda character's got some

issues to work out

whoa whoa bro bro bro

what you doing man you have some style

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yeah speak softly and carry a small

detonator right

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now if you were a planetary polarizer

where would you hide there they are

let's barbecue those benito

yes sir flying fish are in season

come and get me your tuna casseroles

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give my regards to the asteroid belt

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anyone see an off switch hey

no problem disarming planetary crushers

is just vincent de regare

uh does anybody know the 800 number for

this thing i'm so sorry to spoil your

pathetic little rescue effort but as

plutarch's greatest living legend my

destiny demands i remain planetary

governor

gentlemen obliterate them

let's blow bro uh um seems to be an

off-brand kind of plenty crusher uh

i just need a little more time oh but

i'm afraid you're out of time

hey thanks tuna tush

that'll do it

well the good news is it's not gonna

blow up chicago

bad news is it's to total this up let's

jam

just my little way of saying

bye-bye

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yes

this invasion is postponed until further

notice due to lack of a flagship lack of

a planetary pulverizer and most

especially lack of anything but an idiot

to be governor oh but you're a fluvial

eminence

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bill bros guess we bagged our limit and

added over a thousand pounds of real

ugly sushi to lake

michigan it don't get any better than

this well i guess it's time to break out

the root beer and

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