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03x09 - Caveat Mentor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Biker Mice from Mars". Aired: September 19, 1993 – February 24, 1996.*
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Show follows three anthropomorphic mice motorcyclists named Throttle, Modo, and Vinnie who escape a w*r on their home planet Mars before arriving to rebel on the Earth against the species that destroyed their homeland and to one day return to Mars.

03x09 - Caveat Mentor

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[Music]

what heads up bros

we got fukutaki it's dropping in for

dinner

here comes a housewarm again

well let's send them back a thank you

note

that reek fish limo is stinking but not

sinking

from mars

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foreign

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rock and hide

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sweetheart oh man not one not two but

three times where on the scoreboard does

it say alien parking

sorry stink face you're parked in a blow

away zone say cheese huh

moto hold it it's rim fire

hi uncle moto

still riding free biker bums i don't

believe it stoker that's my old

grapefruit mama would say oh mama

hey moto my mouse long time no see

[Music]

[Laughter]

i haven't seen you since you hon showed

us in the second battle of the canals

but this whole soldier can still flatten

all your furry fannies

hey punk what oh

no fair oh man that was a sucker punch

just a little headbutt sneak attack

seven oh yeah well how's about new

headlock backlit 13.

electric attack 40.

watch

before you macho muscle brain mice beat

each other black and blue does anyone

care to introduce me

[Music]

oh you're out charlie man

that'd be stoker

yeah stoke was our unit leader in the

pudukin wars taught us everything we

know about viking titans yeah

never mind

on mars when they're talking baddest

motor jammer they're talking stoker just

mars

try the whole galaxy

sorry for dropping in unannounced uncle

moto

but we didn't have much choice

[Music]

stoke here was doing hard time in a

stink fish slammer on martian moon too

rimfire about time someone sprang me

from this fishbowl hang on teach

[Music]

we gotta change course

[Music]

oh man i can't hit squid with these

lousy plutarchy blasters now tracking

priority prisoner number one will assume

pursuit

well we were gonna contact you and so

kind of accidentally blasted you

then you hit our radio and guidance

system

anyway i guess we'll be hanging for a

while until we can figure a way back oh

no problem you can catch the next

spaceship should be another one crashing

in here any day now

still a barrel of laughs huh

yes i laurence limburger guarantee that

used daily my new clam poo will make

your hair marvelously manageable in fact

i'll put my own money on it

during this special trial offer i will

personally place a crisp 20 bill in each

bottle

limburger clam poo

you don't have

secret mind control formula penetrates

through their scalps into their brains

the good citizens of chicago will become

mindless puppets only too willing to

sign over all their land to me

hey bros scope out this eye pollution

remember for happy hair and a and

span scalp limburger clamp who is the

shampoo

of champion

[Music]

now what's wrong with this picture a

plutarchy is shilling soap sites

don't even have to think about it to

know it's crooked a plutarch and well

hey times are wasting troopers let's go

fry his fans all right my kind of music

stoke maybe that's not such a hot idea

thanks for the wheels beautiful

listen i

i need to talk to you about stoker come

on nephew it'll be righteously radical

riding again with mars baddest motor

jammer sing it boys let's rock

and ride

man

hustle your butts yours goats the faster

we get this clamp who it destroys the

faster mr limburger could start turning

people's brains into mastition sorry

such face

see we're issuing a recall on this

product

oh no five of them blast those

multiplicate mice

[Music]

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haven't had this much fun since the

battle of comic crater one side

what kind of bonus move was that

[Applause]

this is not my idea of a hero type exit

[Music]

need glasses rat face

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man stokes even missing the easy shots

i've been trying to tell you this

okamoto i'm afraid stoker's lost his

freedom fighting edge oh there's too

many mices nice leaving this infestation

post hastily

[Music]

not good

let those fur ba*ls

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now who's pulling whose tail out of the

fire

[Music]

watch and learn baby bros

[Music]

i'll flippy to see who tells charlie

about her bike

[Music]

one lousy shot where i'm getting to be a

much better driver

boy five years of traffic school finally

paying off

grandpa

[Music]

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go jump

rip fire snail your tail off of there

[Music]

he's having a close encounter

[Music]

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ah stabilizers damaged retreat to a safe

zone for repairs

oh

we're in for some serious overtime bros

and what do i owe this perfectly

profound pleasure officers retract the

escape freedom fighter named stoker from

prison on phobos this rebel rodent aided

his breakout and escaped prisoners make

us look bad a condition we're told

you're quite used to limburger

we intend to return them both to prison

on phobos with their bike of my friends

i see

and how pray tell do you propose to do

what i have labored in vain low

these many moons to accomplish in prison

we planted a secret listening device on

the fugitive we can track them anywhere

allow me gentlemen to personally

instruct my minions to round up this

stoker and the rest of this vomit is

vermin must i take full credit for their

capture with a high chair

[Music]

don't sweat it moto my mouse we'll get

rimfire back from those gill faces

g*ns getting old ah yeah right like lots

of other things say you about finished

i'm gonna need more tools from the

garage before you can risk flying this

crate hey pretty lady

how about i

ride you over she's already got her ride

hold up on sweetheart i'm going to all

this worrying and doing nothing's making

me crazy right behind you bro

hey listen stoke uh

why don't you stay here and

guard the

hey

okay well

i'll just hang here

catch you later here beautiful getting

kind of chilly

thanks stoker hey what's this

oh i

want it for the 12-mile crater late back

in ugh that's buggy

yeah but

those were better days

come on moto open your eyes this guy's a

total washout hey maybe stoker is

revving a little slower these days but

just remember he's the one who got you

off a train of wheels rose look we all

know stoker was the best

but i guess he's slipping some but

thanks to him the sting fish got rim

fire but just cause someone's not in

their fight and prime doesn't mean

they're disposable

[Music]

mouse trap bar

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attack 31 bros

[Applause]

oh

[Music]

[Applause]

you okay sweetheart

as okay as any uninsured girl can be

around you mice how's stoke

huh

there's a bug in this medallion that's

how they've been tracking stoker oh that

cares it first he gets rim fire caught

now now he lets lark but get away

yeah ugh the guy's so over the hill he'd

have to drive up for miles just to reach

bottom

[Music]

vinnie didn't mean it stoke ah

the punk's got me pegged right

soda command center

what's that supposed to mean i said i

couldn't cut it anymore

i wanted to show them they were wrong

easy stoker

that's a nasty lump

don't worry about me

go spring rimfire

[Music]

follow this

you sure you don't want to come along

i'm done kidding myself and only slow

you down

whiptail citizens

let's rock

here stoker you keep it

my bike a day's a history you know

you may be a step or two slower than you

used to be but i know you still have

just as much to contribute

[Music]

yes yes

your operation is most

impressive but your men should have

returned with our prisoner by now rest

assured gentlemen my sterling staff of

season professionals have the matter

well

[Music]

sorry boy i said

would this be a bad time to tell you

that the rodents are sort of escaped

our patience with your famed

incompetence has ended limburger will

capture the prisoners ourselves feigned

incompetence i protest the scanner

odd one unpredictable misfortune after

another he must be close by no fault of

my own very close by

[Music]

it's close enough for you barnacle butt

casing point

tailpin whipping time squelch those

scarlet squirrels

[Music]

auto attack

[Music]

they've got reflective shields it'll

bounce the lasers right back at you

cannon grab no maneuver six you heard

the

[Music]

good mouse coach nice execution punk

throttle back attack 24.

[Music]

right on motor rimfire the other way

check

[Music]

thought you were sending this one out

teach um just call them plays

you mud puppies can do the dirty work

cheese dip 14.

[Music]

[Applause]

good

now

act like good little plutarchy and

piranhas and go nash limburger please

obey

another pathetic ending a carbon uh

perhaps another day your pestilential

planet

but

[Music]

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oh

dear

ride free nephew

ah command center's waiting stoke chow

punk punk uh vincent vinnie vinny

you're one bad motor jammer well thanks

old timer stoker coach you know you

should be proud to have donated the clay

from which i molded this warrior work of

art the privilege was overwhelming

but don't forget what the better you are

the harder you fall hey i'll play i love

it

[Laughter]

i need a life

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