03x11 - Once Upon a Time on Mars: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

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ah your scanners let us on a wild mouse

ride bro

i'm still getting that reading with me

all primed pumped and ready to kick

major league butt too

nothing here but pretty little pond and

tall trees

no towers no antennas how about telling

me exactly what you're rooting around

for ah i don't want to worry if i'm

wrong charlie girl oh man what a bogus

afternoon

we were barking up the wrong kind of

tree bros

camouflaged antennas

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should i be alarmed yet

anybody seen my stomach

what what earth is that

interesting choice of words babe it's

not from earth it's plutarchy and tug

transformer ultimate earth mover is it

moving entire planets right into

plutarch's fat orbit you guys can stop

it right

no problem

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big problem

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transformers advanced plasma particles

delightfully render all laser crystals

inactive your weapons are put

you can start getting alarmed now

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right

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mighty dementedly despicable doctor

you're denying me a personal farewell to

those funny ferrets and their feminine

friend to kindly detain them until i

arrive

guys by using parts from your weapons i

just might be able to shield the laser

crystal in moto's arm cannon from the

particle stream yeah

oh oh sure that that old trick stand

here macho male 3 lend your hand big

fella

be gentle enjoying the view sweetheart

oh right you know you guys know much

about that tug transformer thing oh yeah

definitely big time what what what

well

it all began in our martian desert the

city of brimstone had been nearly

reduced to landfill by the plutarchan

invaders when the martian mouse army

counter-attacked sergeant scabbard's

army platoon was getting its tail kicked

by those lousy plutarchy bootlegs the

sand raiders and fortunately scabbard

and his troops were stuck fighting the

old-fashioned armyway

retreat retreat

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freedom fighters attack

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keep practicing punk

wanna call the crush play throttle

freedom fighters tangle spring seven hey

outstanding call bro

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huh

oh

time for that old finney magic

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we've got those fish swimming upstream

now bros

how's it hanging vinny just a little

battle tattoo that's all

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bros let's net him army command orders

are no pursuit lucky for mars we're not

in your army i advise you not to

interfere stoker interfere is that what

we do scabbard interfere

come on stoke and we're all batting on

the same team here bro we'll scale those

stink fish another time

return to headquarters

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ah

let's see now what is the most

felicitous face for your conqueror to

wear oh yes here's a handsome one

hmm

mars beware laurence limburger will

conquer this angry red planet with

deceit cunning and that pungent odor

known as

the sweet smell of success

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sir

more worms your flagrantly fragrant

flounderness

imported especially from pluto

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basil

now doctor is there any appreciable

progress on your bionic army experiments

yes yes your most royal hearing

i am pleased to report that my mind

bender beam is ready and awaiting some

guinea pigs

impressive

this on the other hand is a far less

noteworthy kettle of fish you bellowed

oh dominic t stilton greatest of

blutakian leaders limburger why this

tastelessly ridiculous outfit this oh

this well uh um

with ridicule of this overripe cheese

puffs perverse preoccupation with planet

earth's gangster period overly ambitious

are we

oh oh not at all vainglorious vizier my

mask seems to be glued on

you're pathetic limburger now explain if

you can why brimstone city has fallen

well

oh most regrettable turn of events

totally out of my rectify this faux pas

you lowest born of low lives or who else

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but those young freedom fighters were

too much for you were supposed to take

care of everything now i'll have to pay

even more bribes to the martian

government to reclaim that city

now where are those forged withdrawal

slips to stilton's secret swiss cheese

account

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radio free mars bootlegging earth rock

and roll

so

earn some pain top tail god badge of

honor harley how about this little ding

in your fingers

oh i thought your specialty was patching

bikes it is hot shot

can't have my freedom fighters riding

around with leaky fuel lines now can i

oh relax sweetheart this is one mouse

will never run out of gas

yeah that's what they say

ow

hey nice calls back at brimstone rookie

appreciate it mace and coughing up a few

from stoke yeah we're gonna pulverize

those plutarchy and puff fish right guys

you won't know the truth

morris wasn't invaded bros

it was sold

yeah

thanks to a spineless government that's

lining its pockets with plutarchy and

gold gills

and then there's the army hey those guys

are just following orders stoke come on

you gotta ease off their gears a little

yeah

any idea where your girlfriend's at

throttle i'll tell you

following orders setting land mines on

elysium rise where there's nothing left

to fight for

be glad you didn't nick that pretty

little face of yours pretty huh and i

thought i was the only one who noticed

like maybe uh

maybe you should go check stoker's

cooling system over there

i think your boyfriend's getting a

little

a little overheated

boyfriend

hey this wrench jockey has no ties that

bind and stoker knows that harley

there's some freedom fighters over there

who need their tails in a sling i'm on

it

keep your powder dry cutie

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rimfire i keep telling you you're just

16 you're too young for freedom fighting

and when you get a little more meat on

those bones and maybe an emergency

carbine pulling throttle

who turkey and stingray

sandstorm approaching army headquarters

refuses reinforcements

carbine

you bros do know that the safe call is

to wait out the storm here safe as in no

danger

blind and sand enemy attack a lady in

distress we were born for this here

hotshot you uh might want to test these

expanding flares i've worked up cool

always glad to carry a torch for you

babe

you listen anything in that bag of

tricks for me harley well here try these

i call them nuke necks nuke knucks

whoa

yeah i like the sound of that

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the biker mice are coming through red

rim pass

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sand snake stop 14.

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this ain't no sand snake bro it's just a

dirty old

rat man these corsairs are supposed to

be our allies not just who cued you

sneeze ba*ls on to us uh i i i don't

know it's just a voice calls himself

deep pocket

now get these stinking rats back to base

for interrogation okay bros you aren't

going alone are you hey come on what's a

little grit in the gums when it comes to

reeling in my girl carbine's life is on

the line

you know i just gotta get me a girl he's

having all the fun

carbine

figures army issue

a sabre squid

and that'll throttle lux running out

empty

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nice cooking harley

one

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carbine

ah rattle

i thought you were plutarchy yeah well

i remember the shower next time

oh baby you're hurt

just a scratch

but you're matching scratches

maybe we should go steady listen you

mind telling me exactly what you're

doing in a scum fish stingray yeah

plutarchians left it behind in the storm

they set the computer memory module to

self-destruct

but i got to it first so i'm taking it

back to army base for what a paperweight

come on we got freedom fighters who can

decode this thing in a second i founded

throttle and i'm army no no well sorry

you're right you go right ahead i mean

what's an army without good old proper

procedure right general

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storm's over time to scoot

truce okay but no more army digs sir yes

sir

what expecting vinnie and moto for

breakfast

sand raiders

listen if i get us out of here let's see

we have stoker analyzes modular

headquarters huh it's right on the way

to army base we got a deal

maybe

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happy now

no not really

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as your old grapefruit mama used to say

squeak something and carry big greens

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top of the morning carbine ma'am

all right another score to settle i'd

like to vincent but we got to run this

fish bait football right into the end

zone

well then i'll just use the abridged

version

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whatever this thing tells us it won't

help the city of brimstone why what

happened our gonzo martian government

just conceded defeat to the enemy but

brimstone was ready to fall to us oh it

gets even better i just got orders to

release the rat prisoners army doesn't

want him our own government's selling us

out what's the point maybe there isn't

one

oh sounds like fearless leaders ready to

book yeah

hey come on what's bugging you stoke

mesa's right this w*r's a sham there's

no more cause to fight for understand

and you can't be a rebel

without a cause

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but a bribe of this magnitude requires

triple your usual treachery or do i have

to vaporize oh you must understand my

malevolent md

i want someone wiped in and not wiped

out a super villain from blackrock right

to mars

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volcano oh mama mars is going to become

plutarch's newest moon unless we pull

the plug on that tug how about it stoke

two battle freedom fighters

i'll contact the army

ride free

comrades

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lindbergh deep pocket here the mice are

taking the bait excellent

huh oh your hunch was right bro we got

us a stoolie in the ranks

hey easy comrades

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yeah throttle you smelled something

sleazy all right

a real rat oh man he's gonna pay big

time for shattering my youthful

illusions later bros no time for rat

bashing we gotta outflank an ambush

what

you set a trap without consulting me

oh oh

top uncle quickly

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you see you're the rancid regal

i've even arranged for a super villain

to to assure your victory super villain

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disgusting names grease pit a pleasure

this is a super villain

which one of you is my boss who do i

needs to suck up to

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uh

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oh yeah oh much more like it do your

worst

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what's the problem

let's see now oh

big and little lettuce

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impedance vermin maybe that flunky

limburger started this but i'm going to

finish it

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where are your army reinforcements

i just don't know

as we always say ladies you can't stop

the party

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what

bros

oh my i did it i really did it

does that what

stinks you hurt badly oh very seriously

i'm afraid luckily there happened to be

a good doctor around

but now my martial mama says

no doctor will be able to save you

into the lava would you please kabuko

who is a pleasure

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hmm

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foreign

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