03x13 - Once Upon a Time on Mars: Part 3

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me

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for mars

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so

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oh

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come on little horses

we almost made it big time

cool

these heroes can expect a little

something max during the well when we

get home

but you see the problem is home is going

to be orbiting around a gaseous stink

planet if we don't k*ll that tug

transformer pronto let's ride

how'd you guys get rid of the

transformer last time being as banged up

as you were it's mind over matter

sweetheart a little nice small matter

huh hey up here pretty lady that's where

it all starts

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mira amira on the handlebars who's the

studliest mouse in all of

mars wow

moto that's pretty hot don't be

impressed with fire this blue tarkian

finn ain't mine

ah

look guys timing's not the best but we

gotta cook up a strategy sorry

sweetheart huh no can do no want to and

no sense to we seem to be crapping out

of this corrupt contest big time

oh mama don't you mean old grandmama hey

is that don't you don't call

oh

and now all i get is static yeah we

gotta make this fast mama tell sis not

to worry rimfire's safe with me of

course he is dear but what about you

moto

well we've had better days don't know

who's fishing or who's cutting bait

anymore seems everyone's on the tank

well son as my dear old white third

daddy used to say food looks free on a

mouse trap stay strong son i will mama

i will

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harley boy are you a sight for sore

rears

what a ride oh man where's everybody

else captured

stoker um

led the raid captured

that that means stilton's about to draft

him onto the stink fish team with

carbuncle's mind benders

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oh yeah

alternate post 14. harley's reached her

destination hmm

i assume you know the way in like the

back of my hand

i'm magnificently impressive display of

machismo gear renegade rodents

however

before you venture forward allow me to

introduce to you fiendish frederick you

could just call me fred

and as for you my warm blooded warrior

go forth and finish business

no i just don't want to blow a gasket

that's all speaking of which do you mind

if i check under the hood oh sure why

not

i guess being half impressed is better

than not being impressed at all right

stay out of trouble i'll be right back

oh sure thing i'll just hang out here

and spook up uh some wildlife oh boy

here try this i've adjusted your

helmet's polarizing control

no go carbine look babe i appreciate

what you're doing you haven't even begun

to appreciate what i can do babe i'm

adjusting for white out visibility

hey there beautiful well here's looking

at you handsome

here we go hotshot flex plate shielding

for vehicle repairs

and the occasional macho mouse makeover

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we're talking heavy metal mug here oh

yeah

uh hey i uh i

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you're welcome cutie

danger falling mouse

what

hey bros wanna come out and play

alternate post 14 dead ahead

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i didn't order you to sh**t

good point but i don't wait for orders

especially from a mouse one word of

advice

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radicals

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what little old showstopper me hey nice

performance punk

but now

it's times

no hope for this mouse old timer

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is it gonna leave a scar

i don't think so oh man bogus

what's the plan carbine i'm gonna treat

this rattle to the gentle feminine touch

stay here yeah good suggestion huh

well well well

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nice knowing you punk

huh

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wow did you catch that double twist loop

back okamoto

remind me to never have kids

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harley

i hope his knuckles are hurting

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true better make that rich rat fake

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stoke

don't do this go forth and finish

business business

sorry kid don't move i won't if you

won't the real stoker is still in there

somewhere i bet my life on it

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someone appears to be summoning that

sovereign souffle stilton

deception demands i eavesdrop

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your report prisoners are in custody i'm

on my way commendable job

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mouse i'll simply inform lord camembert

that those prisoners have captured

stilton

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that's a fib as it should be before you

see

i shall be the one to see stilton only

to place the blame on those marauding

mice

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[Laughter]

stop the time has come for these filthy

fetids to forge fealty to my forces

don't you agree stoker

in your dreams blue belly what

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pull out of this perch pond we'll hook

up outside

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and now our esteemed lord stilton has

mysteriously albeit suspiciously

disappeared

explain yourself limburger

uh simply that

without proper leadership i fear that

absolute anarchy is near at hand unless

i am granted the official high ranking

needed to strike back

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devices are sh**ting up the place and

approved now do something commendable

timing my loyal limit lunkhead

thanks boys

but you gotta know that mises really is

sh**ting up the place

every gives in a minnow for

himself

i'm starting to feel kind of attached to

this pop g*n puncher

it's time to face your fate you

foolhardy freedom

fighters switch initiated planetary

extraction in 10 minutes i am thrilled

to announce the impending and now

unavoidable birth of the newest

plutakian moon a moon once known as

the planet mars

planetary extraction in nine minutes

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i'll have you both thrown to the

belching bog docks just does this such

disrespect not at all appropriate i am

after all of equal rank now

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sergeant soldier reported once for a

bombing mission at the argyler basin hey

sergeant scuttlebutt get with the

program there aren't any enemy troops at

the argy or basin turkey and strip mined

it to dust months ago well uh orders are

orders such as taking carbine into

custody if she resists oh really

really

really

what it means enough's enough scabbard

why don't you wake up and smell the k

rations the army is being deliberately

ordered away from the plutarchy and tug

transformer

like it or not i'm joining the real

fight with the real fighters

ah it's been way too long since we felt

like real fighters what do you say

soldiers

monetary extraction in seven minutes

okay

stay here and um guard these rocks oh

chin up kid you'll get your licks in

man

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limp fire i know i know remind you not

to have kids you behind there stepped

into the open i said

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oh grandpa

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not quite the comeback i had in mind

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oh man now i owe him one

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take a load off

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try steering clear those crosshairs

throttle

gotta go with battle mode flow harley

how's it feel

factory perfect ready

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who says couples shouldn't work together

that's right

makes for a healthy relationship

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i love my job

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oh let's please redefine those overused

words well done stoker

what here's a little hard rock to cool

your jets mace

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oh by the way old timer now we're even

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to the heart of the matter bros

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planet extraction in one minute okay

here's a play zip zap and zeroing zero

no no you're dreaming bro gotta be here

with crooked ten with a little willie d

no rob bob and pawson doggle too oh be

careful that seriously never works

lame-o that willie d thoughts and

doggles away overused i'm hitching ditch

three

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rimfire got the lay of the land kid

there's only three bolts anchoring this

tug to mars dead ahead 15 seconds let's

ride

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eight

seven

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five

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three

two

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oh our deepest condolences my dear

derelict dictator in this your final

failure

lord camembert will never be deceived by

this banal duplicity

he wouldn't know a deception if it bit

him on the

limburger alas my world crumbles about

me gee boys you must be some kind of

clairvoya

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my magnificence oh it's just a

meaningless shrine new eyebrow herring

be a true leader of fish and get over it

as i would

however this sort of thing could become

annoying on a continuous basis

hey harley how'd you like uh

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well

hey

all's fair in love and w*r right punk

hey

good seeing your evan normal stoke oh

yeah take off that biker bonnet and say

that

here

try my field specs

you'll find they got a better polar

whiteout setting than the helmets always

watching out for us hey bro yeah well

somebody's got to high caliber job

rimfire look us up in a few years you

bet

quite a few years

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this is what mice grow up to act like

remind me never to have kids

a little nightmare to remember me by

mice

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what happened to harley

hard to say almost found her a few times

but one thing's for sure

mesa's future's got vinnie in it front

and center observe my stagnating stilton

how the top transformer performs in

competent fins we'll see

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those anchor bolts really are a serious

design flaw oh

dorsal kimwitz kimwitch

destroy that transformer before it

reaches plutarch

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until you squeal like a seal

him than me a doctor

just like old times hey bros some habits

are too tough to break even if we wanted

to right harley

oops i'm sorry sweetheart i don't mind

vinnie nicest compliment you've ever

given me

like you made it fighters let's rock

and ride

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