01x04 - Zap Attack

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[sighs] Nothing like the tube

to massage this duck's
overworked brain.

[chuckles] Do you mean
your brain works?

[radio] In other news,
Doctor Denton P. Huggerman,

the noted physicist,
has gone into hiding.

News snooze, man.
Yawn-a-palooza, baby.

[Tanya] Wait a minute,
that's a friend of mine.

[radio] Authorities said they
will search for Dr. Huggerman,

quote, "When we get
around to it."

Tanya, you really know that guy?

[Tanya] Oh, yeah, I met him
at Electricland.

We talk about science,
exchange data and--

Well, actually
we play a lot of cards.

[phone ringing]

[Dr. Huggerman] You've reached
the Where's Huggerman hotline.

today's answer is
"None of your business!"

I've withdrawn from society,
I've gone into seclusion--

-[Dr. Huggerman ranting]
-I don't understand it.

Oh, maybe
he's gone to his island.

-[Dr. Huggerman ranting]
-Wow! the guy owns an island?

Well, yeah, just a little one
off the coast,

but it doesn't have a phone.

[alarm blaring]

We got trouble.

There is a break-in
at Orbital Industries.

Let's rock, Ducks.

[screaming]

[Siege laughs]

Run, you stinking humans.

I love the smell
of lasers in the morning.

Mission control!
The ducky has landed.

We have got to get them
away from that rocket.

[Dragaunus] I told you
not to go in blasting,

-get rid of them.
-Roger.

We'll orbit their tail feathers,
over.

-[Nosedive] Orbit this!
-[Chameleon groans]

-[Siege grunts]
-[Wildwing groans]

-[grunts]
-[Siege groans]

I'm gonna roast you birds.

[grunts]

Your a priori use of force

reveals a decided
lack of intellect.

Go eat a puck,
jerk chicken.

Hey, no respect, no respect.

Let 'em have it!

[gasping] I think we have toyed
with them long enough.

Let's beat it.

They must have been
trying to sabotage this rocket.

Ahh, looks like they left
a communicator behind.

That could be useful.

Come on! We got a game.

[commentator] The Ducks came
out strong in the first period,

but the Hoboken Flamingos

have been in fine quack
ever since.

Mallory steals the puck.

[Mallory]
Skates, don't fail me now!

[commentator]
She pulls the trigger!

[whistle]

Man!
We can't get a break tonight.

So, the Ducks kicked your scale.

What could we do?
It was six against one.

Woh-woh-woh!

Hey, I resemble that remark.
I was there too, you know?

[chuckles]

Silence!
You blithering incompetents.

You failed me.

I'll send my new energy creature

after those wretched waterfowl.

Quickly, Wraith, contain it!

And how are you gonna
get it to the Ducks?

Simple, they are in the book,
aren't they?

[ringing]

Yes, let's reverse the charges.

[chuckles]

[answering machine] Press 2,
if you are being menaced

by power crazed megalomaniac
bent on world conquest.

[chuckles]
Daddy, I'm cyber star.

[commentator] Five seconds
to go, Grin with the puck...

-[Mighty Ducks cheering]
-[buzzer rings]

[cheering]

[commentator] Oh! The Ducks
take it four to three.

[Zap chuckles and grunts]

[all gasp]

Whoa! He sure sucked
all the air out of the room.

[Zap humming music note]
Charge!

[commentator] There's
electricity in the air

and on the ice!

Nail that thing.

[chuckles]
See you suckers!

Time for quick change.

[Mallory]
All right, here we go.

[Wildwing] Could be anywhere
in this place.

[evil laugh]

Hold it!
You are blasting our gear.

It's heading this way.

[chuckles]

-[Tanya] Uh-oh!
-I got it.

No, I've got it.

Stop! Every time we hit that
thing, it splits in two.

[Mallory]
They are heading for the hanger.

[alarm blaring]

Tanya, get a fix on him.

I'm trying, I'm trying.

What's the matter with
this thing, I can't find it.

[gasps]

Oh! That's why.

Huh! What the...
It's got the wheel!

-[Mallory groans]
-That's power steering.

[grunts]

They just keep multiplying.

[screams]

Whoa! the whole city is going to
be in a state of shock!

[tires screeching]

-Yeah!
-[cars crash]

I think I'll check into a hotel

till this whole thing
blows over.

Tanya, you're the science whiz,
what do we do?

I don't have a clue,
but I know who might.

My friend Dr. Huggerman.

He's a specialist
in electricity.

-[sighs]
-I'm sure he'll help.

He's probably on his island.

You and Grin,
take the Duck Foil.

Wait! How are we going to handle
all these k*ller kilowatts, man?

We'll just have to stop them.

That's not much of a plan.

You got a better idea?

Well, they say Bermuda is
lovely this time of year,

and what the heck, the whole
island seems happy. [chuckles]

They are heading
into the subway,

Dive, Duke, go after them.

Oh, and what are you gonna do?

Deal with that.

[engine starts]

Tear it up, bro.

[Zap] All aboard.
[chuckles]

Hey, he's gone
inside that train.

-Everybody off the train!
-[Nosedive] Come on! Come on!

Clear! Get out of here!
Come on!

[people clamoring]

[sighs] Beautiful job.

Everybody's safe.

Yeah. Except us!

Fuel on that tank will take out
the whole city block.

So what do we do?

[Wildwing] Run!

Oh, no! Water mines!

-[Wildwing] Look out!
-[Mallory groans]

There's gotta be a way of
stopping that thing

without setting off the fuel.

[Wildwing] Yeah.
Let's make it an inside job.

I'll cr*pple the ignition.

[Mallory] No!

[chuckling]

Hey, we gotta slow
this train down.

-[Zap mocking]
-I think you made him mad.

-[Duke] The brake!
-[wheels screeching]

[both grunt and groan]

[groans] That guy is starting
to be the regal pain.

At this speed we are
going to jump the tracks.

Come on!

[chuckles] Oh!

[sighs] That did it.

Uh, Duke, no, it didn't!

[both scream]

-[both shocked]
-[Wildwing] Jump!

Whoa!

[Dr. Huggerman]
You are trespassing...

and I don't want any magazines
or insurance. So, just go away!

Wow! I knew Dr. Huggerman
values ,

but this is ridiculous.

If I could just take out
that roof canon,

I think we're home free.

Dr. Huggerman! Let me in!

[Dr. Huggerman]
No! Beat it!

I think we caught him
at a bad time.

That does it.

My inner peace has been
disturbed enough for one day.

[grunts]

Tanya!

[groans] I hope the others
are doing better than we are.

[Mallory] So much for
not setting off the fuel.

Somebody needs to go back
to Driver's Ed.

[Mallory]
This is a tactical disaster.

Now, to work.

While the Ducks run amok,

time for the real foul play.

And I still don't
understand why Dragaunus

sicced those little
volt bags on us.

[man on TV] In one hour,
Orbital Industries will launch

the new space shield satellite,

which is armed
with super lasers

to repel any alien invasion.

Hey, see if there's
any cartoons on.

Hey, it's the rocket
Siege and the Chameleon

tried to sabotage.

[Wildwing]
This is really bad.

And those energy creatures
could tear it apart.

We've got to defend it.

Well, how? We are getting
our tail feathers kicked.

We gotta find a way
to short-circuit those things.

With water!

Fellow Ducks,
I'm gonna arm us to the beaks.

Tanya, why didn't you say
it was you?

Well, you didn't stop firing
at me long enough

to give me a chance.

Dr. Huggerman,
the world is in danger.

Forget it.

But, Doctor!

It's out of the question,

but as long as you're here...

how about
a nice friendly game of cards?

[Thrash] Well, you got your
Water Weasel,

uh, then your
In Your Face Mark Two,

twelve-ounce Hyper Slosher,

and this,
the granddaddy of them all...

the Super Squirter 2000, man.

Golden! We will take the lot.

What do you need all these
squirt g*ns for anyway, dude?

We gotta save the world, Thrash.

You guys feeling okay, or what?

You know, Tanya, this is the one
thing I've really missed,

since I turned my back
on humanity.

The challenging strategies,
intellectual stimulation.

Yeah, have you got any sevens?

[chuckles] Go fish.

Look, Dr. Huggerman,
we really need your help.

No! I spent my life
trying to save mankind

and what happened?

Turned my inventions into
weapons, misused my wisdom.

Even made fun of my name.

It's time to raise
your consciousness.

If you do not find enlightenment
and help your fellow man,

I'm going to rearrange
your face.

[yelps]
Suddenly, I see the light.

[Wildwing] Dragaunus tried
to stop the launch once.

[Nosedive] Yeah,
and I'll bet my Water Weasel

he'll try it again.

I feel like a complete fool.

Well, hang on,
'cause here they come.

You lose, hit the showers.

-[Zap screaming]
-[Duke chuckles]

[Zap screaming]

How about a nice cool drink,
ozone breath?

[screaming]

You're all wet, bro!

Nobody beats
the Dive Master General

in a w*r of water.

[screams]

[Nosedive]
Rocket's launching! We did it!

Why did you
deactivate our cloak?

Who needs it?

The Ducks are up to their beaks
in energy creatures by now.

And in a few minutes,

my conquest of Earth will begin.

Come on!
We got them on the run.

But we are running low on a*mo.

Relax, we got plenty of H2...

Uh-oh.

Oh, man! They've got us
in a power play, bros! For real!

Those little zap heads
have us by the pin feathers.

[Dragaunus] With the space
shield at my command,

I'll wipe out every major
capital on this planet.

You'll be absolute ruler
in a matter of minutes.

Brilliant, Lord Dragaunus.

Hey, what a little kiss-up.

Oh, man!
You guys are no fun.

Hang on, guys.

-What's that?
-My energy magnet.

It will attract those little
creatures like candy.

All right, I love this guy, man.

Where you been hiding him?

[chuckles]
Boy, is that ever a long story.

[Mallory] Oh, guys!

Where'd you dig up
this loon anyway?

[growls]

Terrific, now we have

a turbocharged
King Kong on our hands.

The space shield is online

and it's completely
under my control.

-[alarm blaring]
-It's a Drake One alert.

Whoa, that thing still works
after the pounding it took?

Listen!

[man] SATCOM to Washington,
someone's taken control

of the space shield.
It's not responding.

Yeah! And I'll bet
that someone is Dragaunus.

That's why his g*ons
were at the launch pad.

They must have planted a
control device on the satellite.

And we made sure it launched.

[Mallory] That satellite
has enough power to deep-fry

every city on the planet.

And we've got that king-sized
electric creepage to deal with.

Giant energy monsters,
k*ller satellites!

Why is all of this stuff
happening at once?

Smells like sweeps week.

Dr. Huggerman,
electricity can be transformed

into radio frequencies,
can't it?

Of course, that's the whole
principle of broadcasting.

Then I've got an idea that might
solve both our problems at once.

Come on!
And bring that energy magnet.

Fire!

Oh! Missed!

You'll get the hang of it, lord.


It's a brilliant plan.

-[both gasp]
-Hey, can we interest

you guys in a subscription

to Better Ponds
And Duck Blinds?

Just kidding, guys.
Gotta save the world, you know.

[Dr. Huggerman]
This is the main power input

for the broadcasting antenna.

The magnet will
draw that monster

straight to the antenna dish,

which will beam it
to the satellite.

Now, to tune that dish to
the frequency of the satellite.

Hey, do you guys get the sports
channel with this thing?

[growls]

Here he comes.

[growls]

And there he goes.

I was wrong.

Thank you for showing me
the error of my ways.

Well, gotta go. Bye.

But, Dr. Huggerman,

if we have restored
your faith in humanity,

why are you turning away?

What faith in humanity?

You have restored
my faith in ducks.

[chuckles] See you.

There goes one
seriously wacky earthling.

You know, we may have
to hire a cleaning lady.

Well, at least we're rid of
all those energy creatures.

[Zap mocks and chuckles]

Oh, no! Not again.

This show is gonna turn
into a rerun of itself.

Not necessarily.

We've still got
Dragaunus' communicator.

Why not make it his problem?

They destroyed my satellite
and my energy creature!

Well, I warned you
it wouldn't work.

Those accursed Ducks.
What more can they do to me?

[chuckles]

Does that answer your question?

[Dragaunus] Stop that thing!
It will wreck the ship.

[all groaning]

[Zap's evil laughter]

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