01x12 - Beaks Vs. B.R.A.W.N.

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[wind howling]

[beeping]

[electronic voice]
Target located.

[beeping]

You see, with our
ancient sovereign powers

guiding your hand,

you are infallible.

Stop our ancestors.
I am sick of these games.

I wanna do some real damage.

That hostility!

Then tell me about
your feelings, hmm?

[Lord Dragaunus] Silence,
you blithering incompetents!

Another classic case!

And tell me, how are
you feeling today?

There's nothing wrong with me

that ruling the world
can't cure.

And I only need to finish
my flying as*ault platform,

to begin my conquest

of this miserable mud bowl.

[Dragaunus]
It has mega fire power.

An impenetrable defense system.

Everything I need.

Except the ability to fly.

That problem
will soon be solved.

Dr. Swindel.

How many times I gotta tell
you, the name is Swindle.

Swindle!

It'll be mud, if I don't get
my anti-gravity device.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't get
your scales all in a bunch.

Check out this baby!

Isn't she a little honey?

A real cream puff.
[laughing]

Let's take her for a spin.

I tell you,
this baby is fully loaded.

Excellent.

Bring it to my secret lab,
immediately.

Nothing can stop me now.

Saurian prisoner number 476.

You are under arrest.

A B.R.A.W.N.!

It can't be!

Say goodnight, Gracie.

[grunting]

[grunting]

I'll stop him, Lord Dragaunus.

I'll make it go off!
[laughing]

Top of the world, boss!

I just remembered
I left a pie in the oven.

Yikes! Whoa!

That's a B.R.A.W.N.

A Bounty Robotic as*ault
and Weapons Negotiator.

His kind guarded me
in the limbo prison.

They're unstoppable!

[whirring]

Except by my force beams.

In five minutes,
those beams will drain

all the power in the ship.

But I only need one minute,

to give him a new target.

[groaning]

You understand your new orders.

Affirmative.

[laughing]

Duck season is...

open.

[announcer] Only 20 seconds
left in the game.

The Louisiana Crawdads
are on the offensive.

-[Nosedive] Yeah!
-Nosedive steals the puck!

[cheering]

[announcer]
Tanya's got a clear shot!

-Whoa!
-What's this?

[announcer] A last minute
replacement by the--

[all screaming]

I don't believe it!

Somebody's trying
to wipe out my team again!

Who the heck is that guy?

I don't know.
But I think we made him mad.

Innocent people might get hurt.

We've gotta draw
him off the ice.

Hey, bucket breath! Over here!

[Wildwing]
Switch to battle gear, ducks.

Where did that guy come from?

He could have been sent
by some irate hockey fans,

but on a wild guess,
I'd say, Dragaunus!

It's time to take
this tin-head down.

expl*sive pucks, team.

Yes! That'll teach him to mess
with the ducks O'mighty.

No one respects us living
legends anymore.

We gotta fall back!

[grunts]

[siren wailing]

All right. Where's the trouble?

Oh, it's you!
I should have known.

Look out, Taffy!

We've got a k*ll crazed robot
on our wings, man.

First, it's alien lizards.
Now, it's robots.

You guys should
write for cartoons!

Wait a second.
You're just gonna leave?

I am a cop. I need evidence!
[gasps]

[screaming]

Good evidence.

I'll get back up.

Like maybe the fourth
armored division!

Gotta keep that thing away
from populated areas

until we can disable it.

Hey, there's an abandoned
construction site

about a block from here.

[Mallory]
This is a w*r, Wildwing.

There's always
collateral damage.

Well, not for us.

If we don't hold
to a higher code,

we're no better
than Dragaunus himself.

Oh, boy. This show has message
written all over it.

This alley
is the construction zone.

Nice escape route there, Duke.

Whoa!

Oh, man!

[beeping]

Targets terminated.

Ducks destroyed.

Oh, my.

[groaning]

Oh, boy.
Are we tough on shoes or what?

[Grin grunting]

Everybody okay?

[grunting] In a word, no.

I'd meditate on
the matter but

the ringing in my head
is too loud.

We gotta get them
to the infirmary.

[Dragaunus] Excellent work,
Dr. Swindel.

[Dr. Swindle] It's Swindle.

Del!

Your anti-gravity device
is perfect.

Once it is placed
in my platform

the world will be eating
from my hands!

[Dr. Swindle]
Yes, I am sure you're right.

Now you just sign here
and you'll be riding in style.

What?

This is millions more
than we agreed to.

Well, you gotta figure in
the tax, your license,

your destination charges,
you know?

Nobody cheats me.

Get that device, Siege.

And blast Dr. Swindle
into the next life!

[laughing] Oh, yeah.

This is my favorite part
of the job.

You know,
I kinda figured it might be.

[beep]

A force field generator.
[laughing]

Isn't she a little beauty?

That anti-gravity device
is mine!

Ah, ah, ah. Wrong, Dragamundo.

This here belongs
to the highest bidder.

I must have that anti-grav
device back.

My as*ault platform can't
get off the ground without it.

B.R.A.W.N.

I have your next
termination target.

[Mallory] At least
they weren't badly hurt.

Yeah, but now there's
only three of us

to bring down that robot.

Remember,
no unnecessary destruction.

Hey, when it comes to
unnecessary destruction,

that guy is way ahead of us.

I am taking my shot
when he gets in range.

[Tanya] He's in range!

[grunts] Look at that.
He's not even sticking around.

Where's he headed?

Any ideas, Tanya?

Well, he might have
a new target.

Yeah? Who?

Now then, I'm bid six mil
for the anti-grav device.

Do I hear seven, seven, seven.

Gotta have seven.
I have seven.

Do I hear eight? Give me eight,
give me, give me, give me.

Gotta have eight. I got eight!

[gasping] You bet what?
We have our winner, folks!

Meet me at the mall
in 20 minutes.

-[screaming]
-[groans]

Bring cash. Gotta run!

[Dr. Swindle] Nice robot!
[chuckles nervously]

I think I found his new target.

[gasping]

[grunting]

Hey, careful there.
That's polyester there, junior.

Okay. All right.

Who the heck are you guys?

Eh, not a hockey fan, I take it.

Why is robo jerk after you?

I have no idea. I am just
an innocent scientific genius.

-[all screaming]
-Dr. Swindel.

Lord Dragaunus wants you.

That's Swindle! Can't that
lizard remember anything?

[screaming]

Hey, hey! Wait for me.

[beeping]

I think we lost him.

Whoa! Okay, Swindle.
What's this all about?

[stammering]
Nothing. Honest. Whoa!

Hey, what the heck have
you got in there?

[chuckles]

Just a light lunch.
Come here.

[Wildwing] It's some kind of
anti-gravity device.

If you don't start
telling us the truth,

you'll wish we fed you
to that walking trash masher.

Uh, Dragaunus tried
to buy it from me, yeah.

But I would never sell it
to that monster. Honest.

Not when you can make a fortune
on the open market, huh?

Hey, hey. This is America.

I am guaranteed life, liberty

and the pursuit of money.

[scoffs] This guy makes Phil
look like Florence Nightingale.

Uh, guys. We got a problem.

Swindle, give me that
anti-gravity device.

Come back! That thing will
tear you to pieces.

We've gotta get to him before
that robo creep does.

All right.
Where is he gone now?

He must have skipped through
the back exit.

You know,
red must be his color.

If I could just get
a clean shot at his CPU.

No way.
With his computer brain

he's got better reflexes
that any of us.

Ah! That's it!

[circuits buzzing]

[Mallory] What is this guy?
Some kind of cop?

A B.R.A.W.N.
I've heard about these guys.

They're intergalactic
bounty hunters.

Hun, someone reprogrammed him.

Well then, who was he
supposed to be hunting?

Well, he can tell us himself,

as soon as I finish
re-reprogramming him.

Well, well, well.

You mind if I count it,
Mr. Eastwood?

Are you questioning the honor
of Roy Eastwood the Third,

Dr. Swindel?

-That's Swindle.
-Don't worry.

Dear old Dad left me more money
than you can shake a stick at.

I know. I've tried it.

Hey, what? This isn't money.
It's old newspapers!

Yeah, but look
at the bright side.

Money doesn't have
a comic section.

I'll just take that.

Come on! The boss is waiting
to install this gizmo.

Have a really rotten day.

No. No!

[tapping]

There. He's online again.

Whoa!

Hey, how are you?
Jolly glad to meet ya!

[Tanya] Uh, maybe he was better
the other way. [chuckles]

Are you B.R.A.W.N?

Absolutely correct!

You are one heck
of a smart bird.

Who were you sent here
to capture?

Saurian prisoner number 476!

Or as I like to call him,
Dragaunus!

But golly gee willikers.
Who are you?

We're the Mighty Ducks.

We've been chasing
Dragaunus for months.

Say, I've got a swell idea.

Why don't we all join forces?

At last!
My as*ault platform is airborne.

Now I'll pound this wretched
planet into submission.

So, Dragaunus programmed you
to come after us.

I really have to apologize
about that one.

But hey, what can I do?
After all, I am a robot.

When you thought
we were terminated,

he sent you to get
the anti-grav device.

Golly, you guys are smart!

Why does he want
the anti-grav device?

According to my memory,
he's going to use it

to launch
some kind of as*ault platform.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

That little gizmo
could float a whole warship?

Well, it's definitely possible.

[sighs] This wingnut's

been trying to blow
our beaks off all day.

Why should we trust him?

[Dragaunus over speaker]
People of Anaheim.

Surrender, or be destroyed.

And then again,
maybe he's telling the truth.

Huh?

[yelling] Isn't that the guy
who blew up my car?

It's okay, Captain.
We reprogrammed him.

[yelling] Then what the heck's
going on here?

Remember the lizard
you keep calling

a figment of our imagination?

Yeah, so?

Say hello to a figment of
our imagination.

Lay waste to those ducks.
And that computerized tin can.

There's only one way
to bring that thing down.

We gotta take out
the anti-grav device.

Klegghorn, can we borrow
that chopper?

You can borrow my underpants,
if it'll help. Go!

Blow that primitive junk pile
out of the sky!

We got incoming missiles.

They line up the pucks.

They sh**t.

They score!

That must be
the steering mechanism.

Annihilate them!

Tanya, set the expl*sives!
We'll cover you!

Whoa!

Hey, the anti-grav device!

You, gosh awful drones.

You're really getting
me steamed.

-[whirring]
-[beeping]

If you want someone annihilated,
you have to do it yourself.

[gasps]

Oh, jeepers!
You could have been crushed.

[sighs] Had to save you, buddy.

No collateral damage.

Now, do you understand?

No, but by golly,
I'll work on it.

Hey, the timer's set.
Let's get out of here!

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping fast]

The platform's going down.

No!

Uh, guys. I just
remembered something.

We gotta go back and steer it
away from Anaheim.

Yeah, yeah. That's what
I just remembered.

Oh, gee! Don't bother.
I'll do it!

[yells] B.R.A.W.N!

[screeching]

[loud expl*si*n]

I think he finally got it.

[loud expl*si*n]

[Mallory] It's hopeless.
He couldn't have survived.

[Tanya] Poor B.R.A.W.N.
Why did he do it?

Because we can't endanger

innocent lives
to catch Dragaunus.

Right, Wildwing?

Oh, no. Look at this!

My anti-grav device!

I am ruined! Ruined! [crying]

You see, the day wasn't
a total loss.

[beeping]

[B.R.A.W.N] Well, golly!

You aren't gonna
leave me here, are you?

[Mallory] B.R.A.W.N!

[Wildwing] We better take
him back to the pond,

for safekeeping.

Yeah! With his sophisticated
computer brain,

he could really be useful.

Gee willikers! Yes!

We can play cribbage and work
on our stamp collections,

and talk about
the doggone weather.

Uh, Tanya.

This guy wouldn't have any other
spare personalities, would he?

[Klegghorn grunting
and yelling]

Oh, that's the last time
I deal with those lizards!

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