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01x01 - Misereek

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

01x01 - Misereek

Post by bunniefuu »

hmm

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whew

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hmm

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eek

um

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whoa

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yes kids it's new kablamo the cereal

that pops in your head not in your hands

ah my loving family they'll feed me

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wow

your

lumberjack is

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hmm

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always remember to look both ways when

crossing the street because you might

get hit by a car

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gotcha little fella

hmm

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well hello there happy birthday to you

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well now it's probably a little too soon

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jeepers i can see my house from here

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i want you home in time for dinner we're

having your favorite time a six course

turkey dinner doesn't that sound yummy

now go out and play

gosh

hey

you sure seem to have a swell life it

must be neat to be so well fed and loved

by that old lady you think so do you

is that right

hey race this way man you go ahead chow

down have some din din take my place at

the table i've had plenty buddy i tell

ya

maybe too much yeah i'm out of here i

got a bus to catch me

well golly thanks mr mittens

huh oh there you are mittens that's

enough play time

it's time for my little boopsie whoopsie

the harvest and then

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returns

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oh why you've lost your mittens you've

naughty kitten you yeah now you should

have no pie

just kidding of course you can have pie

but first we better wash up

there there we just have one more thing

to do before you eat first we have to

take our medicine

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there now those are easier to smaller

than those old big pills oh mustn't

forget our ear drops

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now i know you like this one least of

all but if you want to get better we'll

just have to get it over with quickly

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well it certainly is a madhouse in here

today yeah well

you go ahead and dig in

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello

hello hello

hello

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hello

hello

now i can hear you breathing who is this

hello hello hello

hello

those crazy youngsters so full of

mischief

wellness we may as well start eating

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no good heavens it appears those pesky

babies have returned again

well well well we can better just bundle

you right up and get you to the vet

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you sit here until you'll be nice and

safe

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oh

it looks like my little cookie has a

paper

you're perfect my sweet i've been

looking for a beauty like you all my

life

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thanks ed

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here

let's get them

we better call for an airstrike and

we'll need more coffee jim blacker

mess with my buddy's chocolate frosting

will you

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punky boy maybe some music will help

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i'll never understand this rock and roll

thing get what you sound like

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oh my god that pilot's in trouble

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cotton candy satisfying cotton candy

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you look worse than i thought

we'd better hurry now where is that

vet's office uh

oh this is the vet's office uh please

come in oh

this must be the spot

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now you stay here with the other kitties

and i'll go check in with the doctor

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now where is that

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um

i'd be glad too

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oh maybe there's a doctor this way

hi

thank you

you're welcome

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wow this looks like the place

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bugs

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no no one in here

no sense in wasting electricity

huh

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hello

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oh

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you

hello

hey buddy relax wake up this thing here

it's called a parachute and it's gonna

save our lives

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gee thanks for the ride mr dolphin but

it

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ring bell for receptionist um oh now

maybe i can get a little help around

here

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must be some kind of blackout or

something

meow

meow

meow

meow

look out

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now where is that

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oh where could she be

lady

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lady

lady

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meow

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hey little fella this is no place for a

kitty there's a nice old lady been

looking all over for you

oh there you are mittens

i was looking all

the little guy looks okay to me

oh you hear that mittens yeah you're all

better

come on come on come on let's get you

home for that turkey dinner

now you just go ahead and start mittens

i just want to stuff this tuna with your

favorite ice cream

yeah how's like pralines and cream oh be

your danger and get that will your

pokemon

kumbaya i wonder who that could be hey

there how you doing man great having you

enjoy your dinner i tell your man it's a

jungle out there harsh man hush you

really gotta appreciate what you have

man great seeing you bye-bye

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well my my mittens you must have been

starving

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maybe mittens was right maybe i should

be thankful for what i have i mean i

have my own family and a nice home

yeah and besides i got to meet a very

nice and caring old lady and hey

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kumbaya it looks like my family really

noticed i was gone

wow

i guess they like me

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they really really like me

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hey eat man where you going i forgot the

off yeah after dinner mint

what an ingredient

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you make a beautiful gesture and these

are the things you get hmm

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hey

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you