02x06 - Wet All Over

[bunniefuu]

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Please let this be
a normal field trip.

With the frizz?!
No way!

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Arnold: this is really
embarrassing, wanda.

It's ok, arnold.
You're with me.

What if somebody
catches us in here?

Who's gonna catch you
in the girls' bathroom--

Tiffany? [Giggles]

Tiffany?

Who's tiffany?

I don't know
any tiffany.

Yeah, right.
Whatever you say, arnold.

I say we don't
need this water.

My model of
the waterworks

Shows exactly how
water is collected

And stored and cleaned
and delivered and--

Yawn-burger
with a side of snores.

As your partner, I cannot
do a report on water

Without water.
That's enough.

I'll take the bucket
to class.

You clean up.

Ok.

Oh, and don't forget
ms. Frizzle's keys.

Hi, tiffany.

Hi, wanda.

Hi, arnold.

Arnold?!

Tiffany?!

Aah!

Tiffany, wait!
I can explain!

Oh! Maybe I should've
stayed home today.

Come on, arnold. It's
time for your report.

Yikes! I knew I should've
stayed home today.

Careful, wanda.

You'll drown
my waterworks.

Arnold, a properly constructed
waterworks cannot drown.

[Rumbling]

Arnold:
what's that noise?

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Good morning, class.

Good morning,
ms. Frizzle.

Everyone ready
to find out

Where water goes
and what it does?

Ready when you are,
ms. Frizzle.

Actually, I'd rather
hit the surf ride

At waterland.

Oh! Waterland--
of course!

The perfect introduction

To our investigation
of water.

Are you
suggesting

That we really
go there?

I don't see
why not.

Yeah!
Oh, boy!

What a great
idea!

Wait. Going to waterland
has nothing to do

With the serious
study of water.

Sure it does, arn.

We could think
about a mighty river

As we're riding
the flumerang.

This brochure shows
the new storm cloud simulator

They just built.

And we could
appreciate rainfall

On the raindrop
parachute ride.

But what about
our report?

It's all about how
we use waterworks

To get clean water

Where we need it,
when we need it.

See?

It really is quite
wonderful, arnold.

But compared
to waterland,

It's dry, dry, dry.

Water's no fun
unless you're in it.

Oh, water...

What goes around
comes around--

A veritable
merry-go-round of moisture.

To the bus!

All: yay!

[Birds chirping]

Waterland! Yay!

Girl: wow! Look
at the rain gauge.

It really
rained a lot.

Yeah. More than 2 inches
in the last hour!

According
to my research,

That's a school record
for rainfall.

Come on,
you guys.

We're gonna study
some serious water.

Wanda, do you have the keys
you borrowed from me?

Um...

Oh, never mind.

I have
a spare key

Somewhere in here,
I think.

Here it is.

[Starts engine]

And here we go!

Wait a minute.
I have a hunch.

This is not the way
to waterland!

Arnold:
this is a...

All: field trip!

What happened?

Welcome to
the real waterland.

Where everything
is water--

Even us.

I hate
getting wet.

As I always say, arnold,

A little water
never hurt anyone.

Uhh!

Whoa! This
is awesome!

Wanda: I hope we're not gonna
stay in this rain gauge all day.

That would be boring.

Ms. Frizzle: and we
wouldn't want that.

Is it just me,

Or is it getting
really warm?

Um, ms. Frizzle, what happens
when water gets warm?

Do I really wanna know?

Gosh. I'm rising
into the air.

Whoa! See ya!

Ralphie!
Is it just you

Or are we all

Floating
into the air?

Ms. Frizzle: when water
is warmed by the sun ...

♪ It evaporates ♪

You mean we're
evaporating?

Arnold: help!

At least being water

Meant we stayed
on the ground.

I wanna be water again.

We still are water,
arnold.

When water
evaporates,

It turns
into water vapor.

It's a gas,
arnold.

We've been
vaporized.

I get it.

First we were
a liquid.

Then we became a gas.

Still don't like it.

Wanda: ah-ah-ah-choo!

Oh, it's getting
c-cold up here.

Hey, I'm unvaporizing.
Look at my hand.

I'm turning
into tiny droplets.

That's because
we're changing

Back into a liquid.

We're condensing.

Water is
as water does.

Whee!

Ms. Frizzle,
you turned into a cloud.

Oh, isn't this
heavenly?

Wow! I never knew
a cloud was water, too.

Hey! We're moving!

This is fantastic!

Duck!

[Quack quack quack]

Whoa! Yikes!

It's not easy
being a cloud.

Now where
are we going?

Wherever we're going,

It looks to me like
it's not our choice.

As someone once said,

"Clouds are the playful fancies
of the mighty wind."

Does that mean
that clouds go

Wherever the wind
takes them?

In a word,
keesha, yes!

Oh, bad. Oh, bad.
Bad, bad, bad.

Then we could
end up anywhere!

Right as rain, arnold.

Water goes everywhere.

Arnold:
oh, no!

Wanda: I always wondered
what it would be like

To be a cloud.
I love it!

Hey, watch it!

Lighten up, arnold.
You're a cloud.

Now we're
one big cloud.

Clouds don't
go to school.

Clouds don't
give reports.

They stay
in the air.

We'll never get down--
oh, whoa-oh-oh!

Oh, nooooo!

Arnold!

We fell
out of the cloud!

Water always falls
out of the clouds...

Eventually.

It's raining.

We are the rain,
phoebe.

This is even better

Than the raindrop
parachute ride! Wahoo!

Hope you don't mind
our dropping by.

Hey, a frizzle
drizzle.

Ha ha!

Whoa!
Whoa!

Go with the flow,
class.

Wait for us,
ms. Frizzle!

We're out of control!

Don't worry,
arnold.

Wanda, we're thousands
of miles from school,

Raining into
some strange forest.

We're almost
on the ground,

And then
we'll stop.

Or not!

Is it true that water
always runs downhill?

Yes!
Yes!

Oh, no!

Waterworks.

Water runs.

Waterfalls!

Phoebe:
look out below!

All: whoa!

Where's all this
water going

In such a hurry?

Water always flows
to the lowest spot, phoebe,

And we're almost there.

All: the ocean?

Well, that was an
interesting field trip.

Can we go back now,
ms. Frizzle?

Oh, I'd like to help,
you out, arnold, but...

Oh, no.

We're evaporating
again.

I love this part!

Who knows what
happens next? Hands.

We condense
into water droplets.

But we've been there,
done that.

And it won't be
the last time, arnold.

What happens next?

We become clouds.

Then we get blown
who knows where

By the wind.

Ms. Frizzle:
oh, and next?

And fall
somewhere else

As rain again.

Excellent observation,
wanda.

Are you suggesting
that water

Never ever stops
moving? Ever?

In the words
of my great-aunt matilda,

No!

Here we go again.

You mean water
keeps evaporating,

Condensing,

Raining,
collecting

Forever?

Oh, bingo.

That's why its movement
is called the water cycle.

But water has to
go somewhere.

Oh, it does.

It goes around and around...

♪ And around,
round, round ♪

♪ Round
and around... ♪

We could be water
for the rest of our lives.

We could stay stuck
in the water cycle forever!

Wahoo!

Wait a minute.

This is a field
trip, right?

I mean, we've got
to get back by 3:00,

Don't we?

[Clock chiming]

Richie: oh, no!

It's already 3:00!

I'm gonna miss
batting practice.

And I've got
a dance lesson.

Not to worry,
mates.

It's only 3:00
in london.

London!
London!

[Horn beeping]

All: whoa!

How do we get
out of here?

I've got it,
ms. Frizzle.

Since you're the one who
turned us into water,

Just turn us back
into regular kids.

Unfortunately, keesha,
I can't do that

Because the key I used
to turn us into water

Is also water.

Well, don't you
have another key?

Would you care to take
that one, wanda?

[Laughs nervously]
well, i, um,

I borrowed
ms. Frizzle's keys

When arnold and I

Went into
the girls' bathroom.

Arnold?

I, uh, i...

Oh! I left the key
in the bathroom.

Arnold!
Arnold!

But that's not all.

I also forgot
to empty the sink,

And I think I forgot to turn
the water off all the way.

What if the whole school
is flooded?

Arnold, how could you?

Well, if we'd just done our
reports in the first place,

None of this
would have happened.

Look out!

Taxicab at 3 o'clock!

Aah!

What now?

Remember
the water cycle.

What comes
after raindrops?

Evaporation.
Evaporation.

Whoa!
That was close.

I knew I should have
stayed home today.

It's cloud time
again, you guys.

It seems to me the only way
out of the water cycle

Is to stop being water.

An absorbing
solution, keesha.

Wanda: I've got it.

Clouds are water

And can go
everywhere, right?

Wherever
the wind blows, wanda.

So what if we could
blow our clouds

Wherever we want to go?

I think that could
be arranged.

[Whistle]

Awesome! The bus
can blow us back to school.

Then we can rain down,
find the spare key--

And stop being water.

And I can turn off the faucet
to save the school.

Ms. Drizzle: here we go!

Yay! Whoo hoo!

Yeah!

Phoebe:
it's our school!

Arnold: and it's
not flooded!

I'll get the key.
Whee!

Ooh hee hee hee!

Almost...there.

Whoops!

Aah!

Liz!

Where's
the key?

Liz!

Here we are, wanda.

Did you see
the key?

That's not all I saw.

The bathroom's flooding,
and liz is stuck in the faucet.

Maybe she was
trying to escape.

We've got to
get inside.

But how?
We're only water.

I know--
the waterworks.

All: the waterworks?

The real waterworks.

The one my model's
modeled after.

Arnold: it gets water
where we need it.

And we are water,

And we're needed in
the girls' bathroom.

And I know how
to get us there.

Arnold, you're a genius!

I am?

Ms. Frizzle:
to the waterworks.

Arnold:
the reservoir--

That's where
the water is stored,

And that's where
the waterworks start.

Class,
prepare to rain.

Ms. Frizzle:
yee hee hee ha ha ha!

There's no
turning back now.

We're in
the reservoir.

At last, I get
to give my report.

According
to arnold's research,

A reservoir is where the water
we drink is collected.

Um, arnold, if this
is the water we drink,

It's pretty
disgusting.

Yeah. It's full of dirt.

Yuck! I can't believe
we drink this stuff.

Follow me to
the mixing basin--

Step one in cleaning
our water.

Things are sure getting
mixed up in here,

But it doesn't
look any cleaner.

Yeah, arnold.
What is this white stuff?

More junk?

Actually, it's alum.

And if you'd look closely,
carlos,

You'll note that the dirt
is actually sticking to it,

And thereby
cleaning the water.

[Giggles] it tickles.

Yeah, but now the water's
full of alum blobs.

How do we get rid
of this stuff?

This way
to the settling basin.

Look! The dirty alum
is settling to the bottom.

And up here,
the water's clear.

Are we clean yet?

Almost. We need
to get filtered.

On to the filtration
tank, class.

We will now filter
through the sand and gravel

Which you see below you

To get rid
of any tiny particles

Which may have slipped
through the cleansing process,

So we can get really,
really clean.

Let's go.

Whee!

Wahoo!

Help!

Gee, thanks,
ms. Frizzle.

Oh, anytime,
arnold.

Don't let this

Dampen
your enthusiasm.

Hey, arnold, now
that we're clean,

How much further to
the girls' bathroom?

Um, this pipe should
lead to the school.

Come on, you guys.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Whew.

Aren't we there yet?

Almost.

Ooh, look!

A sea monster!

Wait. That tail
looks familiar.

Why, it's...

Wanda: it's liz!

Liz! It's us!

Wanda: we're
inside the faucet.

You can pull
your tail out now.

It must be stuck.

I hate to do this, liz,
but it has to be done.

Hang ten!

Hey!

Your bathroom's
way nicer than ours.

Ha ha!

Aah!

Liz, quick!
Get the key ring

Before we
evaporate again.

Yay!
Yay!

Yahoo!

Only one problem.

There's not enough room in here
to transform the bus.

Tiffany!

Whoa!

Tiffany!

Are you ok?

I think so.

What happened?

Uh, well, I guess
you could say

Our field trip made
a real...splash.

Ha ha ha!

Well,
as I always say,

To appreciate
the water cycle,

You've got to have
a good sense of humid.

Ms. Frizzle!
Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Is this
the magic school bus?

Is this
the magic school bus?

magic school bus?

Is this
the magic school bus?

magic school bus?

magic school bus?

I want the magic school bus!

[Telephone rings]

[Ring]

[Ring]

magic school bus.
the producer speaking.

Girl: glad you're
still there.

I have
some questions

About the show
I just saw on water.

Look, I'm really
kinda busy now.

Can you call back
tomorrow?

This won't
take long.

I just want to know

Who you think
you're kidding.

Kids can't
turn into water.

We know that.

We just wanted the kids
to behave like water,

Not be water.

And kids can't
evaporate, either.

And they can't
become clouds

Or condense
into raindrops.

Listen, we weren't trying
to fool anybody.

Everything the kids
in the show did,

Water can do and does.
Thanks for your question.

[Ring]

Is this you again?

Boy: no.
This is another kid.

I have a question about
the water cycle--

Water collects,
evaporates, condenses--

And rains.
I know, I know.

But you made it seem
like it happens

In a few minutes.

Sometimes, the water
cycle can take weeks

Or years.

You're right. And water
frozen into a glacier

Can take as many as 10,000
years before it melts again.

Which reminds me,

My mother keeps telling
me to conserve water,

But 2/3 of the earth's
surface is water.

So how can we ever
run out?

We won't. While
there's plenty of water

In the world,

It's not always
where we want it

When we want it.

In fact, only a tiny part
of the earth's water

Is drinkable.

Really?
That's right.

So we have to watch
how we use it

And be careful
not to waste it.

So how come nobody said
anything to arnold

For forgetting
to turn off the water.

Hey! Haven't you forgotten
to turn off the water?

Sure. But that
doesn't make it ok.

I agree, and I promise you

Arnold will never
do it again.

I heard that
one leaky faucet

Can waste several
gallons of water a day.

That's true.

By the way,

You never explained
how a cloud snows.

Well, you'll just have to
watch our show on weather

To find out
the answer to that.

Thanks for calling.

Come on, liz, let's go home.
It's been a long day.

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♪ Surfin' on a sound wave ♪

♪ Swingin' through the stars ♪

♪ Take a left
at your intestine ♪

♪ Take your second right
past mars ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Navigate a nostril ♪

♪ Climb on ♪

♪ The magic school bus ♪

♪ Spank a plankton, too ♪

Take that!

♪ On our magic school bus ♪

♪ Raft a river of lava ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Such a fine thing to do! ♪

Whoa!

♪ So strap your bones
right to the seat ♪

♪ Come on in and don't be shy ♪

♪ Just to make
your day complete ♪

♪ You might get baked
into a pie ♪

♪ On the magic school bus ♪

♪ Step inside,
it's a wilder ride ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Ride on
the magic school bus ♪