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01x03 - Catsanova

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

01x03 - Catsanova

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eat

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e yeah oh it looks like we're really

done for this time I guess the giant who

thinks we might taste good is about to

find out if we really do it would not be

so horrible if his palms are not so

sweaty look you guys we're safe it's

Professor Wiggly and his magic Zeppelin

he's come to save us are you sure it is

in well sure it is Pierre see he's

waving get out of the way get out of the

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way Vu

mapo I have buried my hat Vu m

the rats have eaten the

car the library is full of

tar z the manette your ax is Swift

steart

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Kumbaya new

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neighbors boy they sure have some heavy

stuff all right

fellas let's unload her here

welcome to your new home Annabelle

Annabelle kie she's a

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vision now what do you make of this

crazy thing that's mine

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who are you I am Cupid and you have been

struck by my arrow Struck it what do you

mean I am here to see to it that you and

the little lady next door meth and

falleth in love if I am successful I

will earn my other wing and believe me I

need it flying in circles all the time

gets very tedious not to mention

dizzying you'll get your other Wing if

my new neighbor Annabelle likes me the

way I like her that's how it works fella

I help with you and you helpeth me she

sure is beautiful but how could such a

beauty ever like me what could I

possibly offer

her once again I find myself in a new

home with no friends isn't there someone

out there someone who will make me feel

loved someone who will love me for

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me there you see your beloved is inde

need you could be the one to make her

feel better my festive feline there is

nothing that can stand between two who

are destined for one

another nothing can stand between you

and your

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beloved it's a shark get him it's aark

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no obstacle cannot be overcome no Chasm

cannot be

bridged and you'll help me love may be

legally blind but I know the way to a

girl's heart now you get over there and

woo her so I can earn my

wing now get

going I got a good feeling about this

one I'll be by- wied by lunchtime never

again will the other Cupids call me spin

cycle hello Annabelle I'm eek your new

neighbor hello hello Annabelle I'm well

I'll be a little puppy hello handsome

I'm your new

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neighbor what is it why does romance

never pay me a visit it looks like my

work here is done he should be kissing

her any

second push

my hair do so

Burns you love machine my goodness you

suddenly brought out the animal in her

didn't

you say I don't have my wing yet that

means you didn't kiss her now now this

is no time to get shy we're not done yet

come and get it so

I hope this works I mean I really would

like to be that little dog's friend and

once you're friends with The Psychotic

toothed one your path will be clear to

pursue your beloved gosh and I've never

yet met a toothed canine type that

didn't befriend the bearer of tasty meat

byproducts gee who would have thought

that the way to a girl's heart would be

through her dog's stomach

now you march along Little Soldier the

Battle of Love awaits your

Victory all this romance has given me an

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appetite hello there I'm eek welcome to

the

neighborhood I made these just for youch

see I knew we could be

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friends what is it fella what do you see

oh don't be afraid of that that's just

my

barbecue I think he's gone

I was

mistaken poor Annabelle I must convince

her that someone really cares for her

and you're just the guy to show her my

fluffy fur feline are you sure this

thing's safe no

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often the oldfashioned approach is the

way to your beloved's heart well

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I a secret admirer sent me chocolates

love has entered my life I shall cherish

these

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Forever Wait who's the shy Romeo what a

big

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house well at least I delivered the

chocolates without receiving a single

dog bite

w

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w I wonder if my beloved secret admirer

could be that cute cat next door he

certainly is looking at me a lot yooo

yooo no I guess he probably isn't my

beloved that fellow wouldn't even lift a

finger to return my greeting oh well

alone

can

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naturally gol Annabelle looks sadder

than ever of course she's sadder than

ever haven't you ever heard it's better

to have loved and lost than never to

have loved at all well she's never loved

she's never loved cuz I can't get you

past that Twisted little dog I can't win

I'll never get my other Wing I've failed

I'm going to fly in circles for the rest

of my life

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life boy this crazy love thing sure does

involve a lot of

crying now hold on there Mr

Cupid you said that when Love's at stake

no obstacle cannot be overcome

no burden is too heavy no Chasm cannot

be bridged you yourself said love can be

a lot of hard work when dog G it I'm

ready to try again and with your help

really

really the wonderful thing about love is

you don't have to be face to face to

your beloved to express it this is

particularly handy if your beloved has

bad breath that's why the love poem was

invented and now that you've redth all

this literature deore I'm sure you too

will be inspired to put your love

thoughts to verse I'll do my best

remember eek some poets spend their

whole lives trying to put their feelings

down on paper cease not until you have

found the right words to express your

emotions okay well here

goes dou looping simply amazing for only

$28 a minute you too could be talking to

the love date of your

dreams and then I'll tickle your feet

while we do laps in my heartshake pool

which will be filled with creamed

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corn Moon walks in foreign movies I've

got it holding hands in just thanks a

lot got to go that'll be $133,000 it'll

automatically be charged to your phone

bill

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all right Shakespeare let's hear it okay

here it goes roses are red violets are

blue I'm the cat next door and I love

you it's brilliant

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MO

roses are red violets are blue I'm the

cat next door and I love

you

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surprise a the cat next door I was right

told glor B to this wonderful F called

love we're halfway home Yoo

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tonight he comes for me I can just feel

it tonight you meet her I can just feel

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it I have no idea what I'm going to say

that's why I'm dressed like you I'll do

the talking you stay hidden when she

comes down for you we'll switch places

Kumbaya what a

plan oh Annabelle oh Annabelle please

come out I think you're

SW oh my lovely you my sweet won't you

come out for a bite to

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eat oh DET touch oh to feel your Tender

Kisses of her aushi meal

all right fella I got her buttered up

it's your

turn please don't stop now thrill me

with your next verse eek of next

door again he leaves me alone now it is

certain we shall never M never again

shall I hear him spin his words of gold

his rhyme of diamonds

uh well uh how about this

one uh fuzzy wuzzy w a bear fuzzy Wuzzy

has no hair so fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy

was

he that was

beautiful want to go get some cotton

candy I'll be right

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down we you were out until three just my

baby and me I call her my

terma she's on T when weing around my

heart like the W on

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sound I really had a lovely tamic I'm so

glad you finally noticed

my it's hard not to notice you

Annabelle oh eight you said the sweetest

things all over watch kiss

theath my ter

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I got my wing I got my

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wing way to

go look EK a sh**ting star like a wish

my wish has already come true Annabelle

we now return to m*ssacre at

Mayberry You'll Never Take Me Alive Andy

now put down the g*n a be this thing's

already gone too far it was all a

dream I've got a

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girlfriend what the

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de we had to move again I'll never

forget you love

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anelle She's

Gone hello handsome I just wanted to

extend it I thanketh for helping me get

my other Wing sure Mr Cupid I'm glad I

could help you say my gregarius got a wi

so blue it's Annabelle she's

gone this is most sad but there are two

lessons to be learned here eek really

sure lesson number one it is better to

have loved and lost than never to have

loved at

all yeah I guess that's true I mean I

sure did feel nice inside all warm and

fuzzy kind of like a big hair ball the

dry ones I mean not like those wet ones

where you cough and cough and c and

lesson number two what's that always

read both sides of

notes P.S we've moved across the street

Yoo Annabelle

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I love really is a many Splender thing

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