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01x05 - Cape Fur

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

01x05 - Cape Fur

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hmm

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whew

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he's

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of the bad giant to chain pierre to this

atomic b*mb

yes

please once was when you quitted with

the popping sorry pierre if i could just

determine the sequence of wires to cut i

could refuse this device

this one or this one

it says right here to diffuse this kind

of atomic b*mb first you cut the red

wire then you cut the blue wire you must

be absolutely positive monami my life

she depends on me well jesus pierre of

course i'm positive that's what it says

right here red wire then blue wire i am

sorry my friend the pressure it is too

much please proceed professor cut the

red wire

way to go cozy you did a great job

reading that bum manual

stay tuned as we continue the i've got

blind

it's just a blackout windy elizabeth

oh well we better find some candles

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even though storms can sometimes be

really scary one can't help but marvel

at the beauty of nature

the crash of thunder the howling of the

wind the gentle tapping of raindrops

dancing on my paw

the awesome power of single lightning

bolt

huh

hey there's something out there

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kumbaya that cute bunny is in trouble

wow

hold on little fella i got you

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breathe bunny breathe give me a sign

that you're

okay he's coming back around

don't be frightened children i found

this big box of candles in the kitchen

will soon be bathed in glorious light

oh glory the crisis has passed

hey you left the window been real smart

i'm sure

ah jamie look he's eating a bunny

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k*ller

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here children i brought you a high

caloric snack to calm your oh my

goodness isn't he a cute little fella

can we keep him up can we hurry can we

please mom can we can we can we k*ll me

well now children are not sure how well

a little bunny is going to get along

with eek rodents and cats are natural

enemies you know

seymour

the friends now marty well as long as

the two little guys can live in harmony

the bunny can stay

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my new best friend

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bye

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boy you sure got some kind of appetite

well yeah

uh my little time time was so empty

i was just looking for some uh carrots

yeah uh carrots well i'll be there's

some perfectly good carrots right here i

wonder who would have thrown these away

here you go mr buddy i'll bet you'll

enjoy those carrots a lot more than

those eggs yeah great carrots can't get

enough of them

you know crocodile a good carrot really

should be served just a dash below room

temperature really well i was not aware

sure let me just cool these off

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holy toledo what a mess

that's better

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here you go mr pussycat breakfast

kumbaya that's very thoughtful of you

you know what those eggs need

just a little dash of spice

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hmm

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say what's the skinny sport don't you

like my eggs

i worked so hard on them too

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i guess i'm always right i can't do

anything right

i know

mr bunny really these eggs are delicious

see

hmm

wow somebody looks like he could use

something frosty to drink

uh-huh

this juice will be just the right thing

to quench that parched throat

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cats what a dumb species

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mad dog has got fat boy in his notorious

chokehold and it looks like yes fat

boy's head's come loose again it's

bouncing all around the ring but he

continues to do battle what an athlete

hey what's uh i must have locked myself

in or something hello is anybody out

there hello mr bunny

last night i dreamed i ate a big

marshmallow that's funny when i woke up

my pillow was gone

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here bunny you can sit here with us

while we watch the squishy bears rainbow

regen fun minute

hate the squishy bears

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bouncing all around the ring come on

wendy

it's not elizabeth the bunny's cute

little puck keeps slipping on the remote

here little bunny you play down the

forward safe

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must make it

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gee must be some kind of remodeling

going on or something

hey

we'll make it stop

just one second there mr bug

dumb cat now where was i gee mr bunny

this shovel could have hurt those

unsuspecting children that was the whole

idea you meddlesome fool

maybe you should find something softer

and squishier to play with

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oh my gosh don't look lindy elizabeth

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oh here you go good job

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you cannot go around eating and whacking

and generally abusing small defenses too

pink wouldn't we interrupt this zadie

cartoon to bring you a special bulletin

bonnie madness in suburbia

he seems so cute and pink and fuzzy at

first anyway

but he took everything he destroyed our

lives and blew up our home this is the

bunny perpetrator he is considered very

deranged and dangerous do not attempt to

pet or cuddle this bunny if you see him

contact the authorities immediately and

he never did a single thing to you

and is that his part

he bumped off our cat

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so what's outside for you mr bunny

beater

and you stay out till you learn some

matters

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your infant has swallowed my grenade

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hold it mr bunny you're making that

ladder very unstable i didn't do it i

swear it was this bad saw it's a poor

craftsman who blames his tools mr bunny

now do you have any last words before i

escort you from this house yes oh what's

that timbers

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there are tire marks on your forehead

bach l lock

i got you i got you

i've heard of animals being territorial

before but you're just taking this thing

a little too far

you're staying out here until you can

learn to control your little dizzy fits

mister

know that i've gained their trust and

gotten rid of that stupid cat it's only

a matter of time before i

little bunny

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there you are you cute little thing

let's play house

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here we go your highness i'm so glad you

could join me for tea

hmm you look famous i bet you'd like a

nice big juicy carrot hmm

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all right your majesty i'll be right

back

there's not even any tea in this cup

well this'll be the last invisible tea

party this kid hosts

i hope that confused bunny hasn't harmed

wendy elizabeth

say nighty night princess all right

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who's there what's going on

you're on the right track bob

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no no honey the cheese may have fallen

off eek's cr*cker but he'll feel better

after he cools off a bit

i'll get it

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meow

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well children i'm afraid we have to

separate the little creatures until it

can simmer down right now he's knitting

with only one needle

oh i hope the little bunny's okay

i can't find him anywhere

are you sorry you lost your mind eek

meow

kumbaya whatever will i do

hey

what you doing all crammed in that box

jasper oh jasper thank goodness i need

your help my family's in grave danger

you gotta get me out of here

wow that's quite a padlock they got on

this baby what'd you do claw the

curtains

oh we will need the jaws of life to pry

you out of this thing huh oh say wait a

minute hold the phone other than hold

the phone i have got an idea

if i could just get this bowling ball

moving fast enough it'll fall off this

shelf

hit this lock with such force that is

bound to crack open sounds like a great

plan jasper

well of course there is a teenious

possibility that the ball could miss the

lock and that you yourself could be in

the path of danger i've got to change it

my family's in danger

all righty then here goes nothing

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he's too scared to come out well kids

let's not forget it really is a good

kitty i think he's just a little sad

because he might not feel as loved as he

did before the cute bunny showed up

oh gee

i never thought of that

yeah maybe we've been a little harsh on

him he was your first come on let's give

each another chance yeah esper speak to

me

hi i'm leonard and this is entertainment

tonight

oh no what have i done

he's broke out of the cage he's got a

bird there's not a thread of decency

left in him

i just hope eek's urges will be quelled

until the vet opens tomorrow

jima maybe we should get another better

adjusted cat will win the elizabeth i

it's gone all gone we've been wrapped

who would commit such a heinous crime

come out come out wherever you are

maybe it was the cat

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oh mom all the mayhem everything we

blamed on eek it was the bunny all along

yeah yeah so sue me

must

get

help

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oh ginger they call me the skipper

but you were so so cute you know it

turns out you're like totally diabolical

funny how that works ain't it

you bad bunny you took everything come

on folks you can't say i left you with

nothing here

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stop

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are you

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all right cute bad buddy pull over right

now and we'll try to straighten all this

out

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you'll never take me alive cat

i step free and clear this must be my

lucky day say what are you jerks looking

at

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the fountain of cute just ran dry bunny

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boy i bet the g*ng will be happy to have

all their stuff back

okay they sure seem happy to see me hmm

they're trying to tell me something

they're telling me something about this

clock i've got it they're telling me

this clock is slow

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wait a minute this is a b*mb and i think

i know exactly how to handle this

situation the squishy bears told me to

cut the red wire first i think

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oh ink how could we have ever doubted

you sorry i called you a defective brain

stem headache you're the best cat ever

eek

there ain't a crowbar motel on earth

that can hold this bunny

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don't work for me thanks i'm driving

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hey

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