01x07 - Eek's International Adventure

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okay kids this is it if your squishy

bears decoder ring is the one special

winning squishy bears decoder ring you

are now one clue away from winning the

one billion dollar grand prize begin now

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okay kids here it is the final clue to

decode the squishy bear's 1 billion

winning message is

we interrupt this frivolous contest for

a really important news flash this is

clive buttburn the pentagon has just

confirmed unconfirmed non-confirmable

reports that their super-secret stealth

dirigible has been stolen by mysterious

evil forces

president perot on his way to the

carlsbad natural shaved weasel

formations to deliver his speech on

weasel conservation had no comment

guess what kids we're all going to uncle

fix potato ranch in idaho he caught his

head in a combine and needs a little

help eating and breathing and forming

syllables and such

potato ranch we'll have a potato rodeo

like they did in the old cowboys

the whole family's going on a trip hey

wait a minute the last time the whole

family went on a trip i had to stay at

the shady cupboard kitty closet

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if our fluffy cuddly kitty came along

with us yeah he collects potatoes too i

don't see why not as long as it brings

his cat carrying case

well then it's set let's go

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your mission sasha is to intercept the

american spy whose code name is the cat

the cat is transporting the chords that

enable the stolen stealth dirigible to

become invisible hidden in a filling in

his incisor tooth these are very

important to the brain you will report

to him but how will i know what this the

cat looks like you'll know him when you

see him i must warn you the cat has

quite a reputation as a ladies man few

can resist his charms

i am sasha i will not fall under any

men's spell i have a heart like eyes

baby i'd like to say i'll miss you but

that'd be letting my guard down in my

business i can't afford to let my guard

down oh the cat please be careful who

knows what dangerous could await so

elusive a spy on the dangerous state of

idaho don't worry baby

they call me the cat because i always

land on my feet

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um

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oh

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oh

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thank you for flying how are you have a

nice day

next

ticket sticker tickets you realize of

course you have a seven hour layover in

new zealand new zealand but we're flying

to idaho i mean if it's all right with

you but unfortunately you applied for

our stupid saver bird brain bargain you

must have all the time in the world

i suggest you run

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hi there mr um pussycat uh everything is

going to be just fine

gosh what a wonderful airplane this is i

sure do treat their passengers swell

that must be the cat he is so cool

excuse me can you help us find our seats

these are in the uh coach section

now there's a clever ploy

the cat is obviously flying coach so as

not to draw any attention to himself i

must get back there

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all right children there's our seats

right behind the crying infant section

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it's liver and onion with old cheese and

sour bits of yogurt wanna bite

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don't worry mr the cat you're gonna be

just fine

of course i'll be fine baby i'm the cat

and i always land

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boy this here is exciting

i better pay close attention to the

flight attendant so i'll know what to do

in the unlikely event of an emergency

this is a seat belt you simply pull on

this end to tighten

in the event of the plane going

underwater scuba gear will fall from the

compartment located above your head like

so

our films today were to have been the

hindenburg and wings of flame however

our super 8 projector bulb is burned out

and they don't make them anymore so our

stewards jerk and lance will be doing

scenes from a street car named desire

using hand puppets kumbaya theater at

its most raw

well we're just about ready for takeoff

so please enjoy your flight

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i have made contact with the mysterious

the cat he is every bit as debonair

smooth and calculating as i have been

warned you must be careful

no cat is going to make kitty litter out

of me good sasha good

sasha you must bring me the cat so that

i may complete my diabolical mission

it will be passing over the island

shortly you must move quickly i will not

fail

only one of us can prevail i assure you

it will not be the cat

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i'm looking forward to coming face to

face once more with the cat last time we

met he turned me into this into what

boss hit the red button

excuse me darling maybe you could be

helping me open my bag of peanuts

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i have always depended on the kindness

of strangers

hot towel well gee

did you drop this

thanks lady

that was close i almost couldn't face

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hi i'm eeg and i am sasha you do not

have to be elusive with me my friend

tell me if i mistaken when i call you

the cat

gee i must admit i haven't called such i

have heard much about you the cat i

wonder if you'd care to join me for some

supper in the first class section that's

very kind of you nice lady but i better

stay with my family and besides the

helpful stewardesses are just about to

serve dinner here in the coach section

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i'd love to join you in first class for

dinner maybe i can bring back a doggie

bag for the kids

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i should be able to figure this thing

out and complete my mission i am after

all

the cat

and i always land on my feet

wow first class here is swanky i should

have thought you would be used to it a

waiter bring me a flaming watermelon

sunspeed with a dash of longing fern

seltzer um i'll just have a saucer a

cream

shaking that's third

i am here to warn you your life is in

grave danger i too am actually an agent

gee lady i don't see how someone is nice

as you could possibly be an agent

i mean i always heard that agents were

blood-sucking psychophantic leeches who

have no souls and would sell their own

moms to convicts if they thought no no

i'm not an entertainment industry agent

i am secret agent like you well

really nada i have been sent to get you

off this plane and help you to complete

your mission before our enemies can get

a hold of what you are carrying

you mean my cozy cat capsule carrying

case call it what you will you are

amazing to remain so calm in the face of

such dangerous odds

we must move quickly that man over there

he's very dangerous why did he order the

chili

gee you know sasha i kind of liked our

other table better you're so cool

gosh

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your disguise is brilliant

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parachutes

what a daring dashing spy

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this is mango come in brain

mango give me a report from the

restaurant well the artichoke dumplings

were a little under a coke didn't it no

you fool the cat sasha what happened oh

yes they just left boss the cat fell for

her and now they are headed right for

you

now the cat will pay for all he's done

to me with cash a credit card buzz

island

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now let that be a lesson to you

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how did i wind up here i'm supposed to

be going to uncle mixed potato ranch in

idaho oh you brave impetuous spy you

didn't have to prove your bravery to me

by not opening your parachute

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i'm sorry the cat you're every bit the

pro i've heard you were it's a shame it

had to win this way

i have to admit

i was actually falling well geez of

course you were falling we were just

flushed out of an airliner

please

stop it with the cute ret*rds i i can't

take it so the cat we meet again i've

been i can hold me closer

oh no olive three thanks

sasha you fool this is not the notorious

the cat this is just

a cat hello i'm eek we're on our way to

uncle vic's potato ranch well i guess

uncle vic is going to miss you

ivan we must terminate both of them

but but

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i cannot believe it will in this way i

cannot believe i dragged such an

innocent little kitty into such a

dangerous world

i am a bad person now hold on there

sasha anybody can make a mistake i once

saw this cat and i thought it was

someone i knew and i yelled out hey

muffin and she turned around and you

know what it wasn't muffin it actually

wasn't even a cat as i recall it had a

beard and now we're done for we'll never

escape we'll never get out of here in

life

thank you

your paw is free oh yeah i'm just really

fuzzy i'm not as sick as i look see

get the key we must escape without the

coats to make this dirigible invisible

my sinister plan will have to be altered

uh what are we gonna do boss we will

just have to use the blimp in its

visible form in one hour the president

will make his speech at the famous

carlsbad natural shaved weasel

formations the president will be

displaying the world's last only living

north dakotan shaped weasel we will use

the blimp to appear from nowhere and

kidnap this beloved creature and hold it

for ransom come on

let us prepare did you hear that yes

zeke come on

this blimp will be too slow and noisy

they'll sh**t us down before we're 10

feet off the ground if only we did have

those codes we could make this thing

invisible hold on maybe i can decode

this for you

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nick you did it quick let's get out of

here

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oh

you magnificent cat i can no longer

contain myself

i love you i want us to be together

forever geez i'm really flattered but

i've already got a girlfriend geez she's

so

i knew that you two crafty spies would

figure a way to break the codes and

render this zeppelin invisible now i can

carry out the rest of my evil plan and

kidnap the shamed weasel

hey you know that weasel is an

endangered species and probably

shouldn't be traumatized that weasel

isn't the only endangered species around

here

yeah i hear spotted owls are having a

pretty hot time right now too

ivan the button

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the idea that one of our nation's most

beloved creatures has been brought to

the edge of extinction is appalling this

is it people this is the last north

dakotan shaved weasel on the planet

earth how did we let this happen what

kind of a nation cannot protect its

valuable natural

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stop mr brain you can seriously endanger

that little woodland creature stop it

you fool you ruin everything

the last weasel

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grab my hand

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i mean you fool

i can't what i can't do it boss i can't

be responsible for the destruction of

the last north dakota shape weasel you

see

i had one when i was a kid this is no

time to get sentimental you boob

hit the red button

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cheese and rice it's rated eyeballs

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good luck geek thanks mr ivan i've done

a good thing and now i'll never have to

press that stupid red button again

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yeah brave cat you'd make an excellent

run tonight i'm just glad our little

weasel friend here is safe

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stop it stop it stop it baby

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it was real nice meeting you sasha but i

better get back in the plane and join my

family i'm sorry you have to go eat i

never thought i could fall like this i

only wish i was going with you well gee

have you ever been to a potato ranch

before

i hope first class is all right darling

it's all i could get oh i love the

bahamas and to be there with someone as

rare and unique as you will be a dream

come true

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