02x02 - Eek's Funny Thing That He Does/Shark Therapy

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hey

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whew

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he's

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we shall visit the homely people of the

dreary little country of slytherin

we begin on massive and blend sky

mountain the highest point of slademia

where we have a picturesque view from

the bearing potato fields of spongia all

the way to slovenia's historic

fertilizer museum

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bachelorheimer i come in against the

minimizer

obviously a slenderman's man who's

equally taken by this breathtaking view

what an interesting and flummy language

these unique people speak i only wish i

spoke slaughter mays well that makes two

of us if only i had a tape of slotamies

for my language-o-matic now there's a

lovely language that i'd really enjoy

learning

oh well maybe for my birthday i mean

even moms can dream

did you hear that jb

yeah i love patriotic warriors

no johnny brain cloud i'm talking about

mom now we know exactly what she wants

for her birthday she wants a tape of

slanomies for a language a medic but i

don't have any money when the elizabeth

i spent all my allowance on the plastic

model of the amazing blasters w*r

well i spent all my allowance on palm

beach peggy's nose job

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nope it doesn't have anybody either what

are we gonna do

hey i have an idea come on

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we've been out here forever

yeah we'll probably never raise the

money to buy mom that language dramatic

type of slotted bees for her birthday

and she'll they just don't live in the

zoo

well one thing is for sure we can't give

up the key to success is perseverance

and sticky to the task at hand come on

kids it's lunch time i made your

favorite herring and toothpaste

sandwiches

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my better man than lemonade stan

i'm so good to all of us she deserves a

special birthday surprise like the sodom

eats language nomadic tape

how much is your thirst quenching

lemonade mr kitty cat

five cents and if you don't have five

cents we do accept nickels

oh dear i haven't a penny and i'm ever

so thirsty

tell you what little fella it never

hurts to help how would you like some

lemonade on the house no thanks i'll

just drink it here

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oh thanks a lot mr pussycat

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now i have no refreshing lemonade to

sell i've got to find some more lemons

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kumbaya this must be my lucky day

coming up next on patriotic warriors the

beautiful and dangerous platinum will be

doing battle wearing her skimpiest

outfit yet

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i hope this will distract saraki long

enough for me to borrow a few lemons

this inflatable decoy mailman should do

the trick my ankle and cannot run how

will i ever deliver the mail i've

sprained my ankle and cannot run how

will i ever deliver

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hmm

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huh

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boy that platinum is ruthless just look

what she's done to her opponent pick

it's not a pretty cipher that's why they

say platinum's fans are some of the most

twisted and deranged people on earth

burp

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yeah i hate to take advantage of sharky

this way but he does have a bad habit of

chasing cars hopefully i can get him to

chase this one long enough to borrow

some of those lemons

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hmm

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uh

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lemonade stand well d*ck i guess it's

about time for today's mystery

challenger to take the stage right sure

verb and i wouldn't want to be in that

poor dumb sucker shoes just take a look

at our warrior mighty broken collarbone

a lean mean one-man destroying machine

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the man is hungry there vic that furry

little powder puff entering the arena

must be the challenger excuse me but i'm

looking for the exit so i can go back to

my lemonade stand and get mom

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huh looks like broken collarbone is

having a ball pick

boy taco box they're compacted fractures

uh oh verb it looks like the

challenger's discovered the medicine

ball cannon and and it looks like he

knows how to use it too but

i've never seen anything like it

we're standing here with our reigning

challenger um eat your cat sir and i

really need to get back to my lemonade

stand you've fought the good fight the

cat you've beaten our warrior and now

you stand here victorious before a

global tv audience of over 50 million

viewers is there anything you'd like to

tell the people of the planet earth eat

the cat anything

well golly thanks

boy uh i'd just like to say that i hope

one day people of all nations of all

races creeds colors and genders could

put aside their differences and give

some thought to the future of their

children and um their children's

children and future generations beyond

that and maybe then we can forever put

it into w*r to racism to hopelessness

and poverty and then we can focus on

feeding the hungry to healing the ship

to educating them

now the cat takes a direct hit from the

rancid spud g*n it appears the new

challengers entered the arena and he's

out to do some serious damage

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wow what an exciting match

it sure has it looks like the new

challenger sharky the shark hog shark

dog dark dog could be the new champion

but wait verb look it's platinum

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oh

and the winner and continuing champion

our own priceless warrior platinum

runner up eat the cat

sorry

but don't you fear it's a cat you won't

be going home empty-handed as you know

all losing contestants on patriotic

warriors go home with one

language-dramatic slaughter means tape

so you too can learn the exotic language

of slaughter ease

kumbaya was all worth it

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the judge did you drink all the lemonade

now we'll never be able to get mom or

gift jp

well i'll be a monkey's item eat the cat

however did you do

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you know this day really turned out

swell

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push higher with the elite

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thank you for moving my school of

pepperoni into that bigger fish tank it

never hurts to help annabelle

well i guess i'll see you later bye

ouch

get them off get them off

oh you know what they say

it's best to let sleeping dogs lie next

to two birds in in the bush or something

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that could have been a disaster i better

move this

after all safety first is what i always

say

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oh sharky you don't look so good we

better get you to the doctors

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jackie sharky the shirt doug that's not

sharky come on

what seems to be the problem i'm not

sure but sharky isn't himself well

whoever he is he has to fill out these

forms

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don't worry sharky everything's gonna be

just fine

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why don't you sit up here and take a

load off

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you know i got sick once it was very

strange

see it was at the same time i'd order

this wok from a catalog

you know i watched one of those things

you stir fry vegetables in and well they

were sending an air mail you know and

then it hit me i got a flying walk and a

walking flu

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gee this looks a lot worse than a

walking flu i better go find a doctor

yeah

all right little doggie all ready to fix

the you up

whoops hey i was just fixing some

cabinets in the next room

so what do we got here mr kitty looks

like a sick little doggie

i don't know dr elmo sharky's usually

pretty rambunctious but all of a sudden

he doesn't feel so well hmm well that's

a check of the reflexes

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hmm reflexes seem okay we'd better take

us some more tests

okay mr puppy it's time for the old

inkblot test you tell me what you see on

the little piece of paper and from there

i deduce if you have any broken parts in

the noggin

here we go

he says he sees an ink spot

this is a squiggly thing

something that was mush

sharky says here in this splash he sees

the true meaning of life and its greater

purpose

he sees the way to forever end man's

inhumanity to man

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he sees a way for all creatures great

and small to live together in total

harmonious synchronicities

away to world peace and hunger w*r and

pestilences

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here he says here on this paper are all

the answers all of them

the riddle of existence is no longer a

mystery for this paper clearly states oh

sorry this is just my napkin from lunch

i spilled some ketchup on it

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he she's a cow a bunny

a tree

a cloud

don't worry sharky i'll stay right by

your side no sir i'm not leaving till

you're back your old self

and i said excuse me but let's jump

in from lunch

oh no the little puppy's heart is about

to pop

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i think what your puppy dog friend needs

more than anything else is some rest and

relaxation in the grants outdoors leave

it to me doc

by the time i get done with sharky he'll

be as good as new

a restful day in the park is just the

prescription you need little mister hey

look

this'll cheer you up i'm gonna be right

here by your side in case you need

anything anything at all

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hahaha

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okay

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boy it's just a christmas miracle what a

little red balloon can do to lift a sick

puppy spirits

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you look worse than ever

when you're falling out of your chair

here

there now

hey sharky how would you like a nice

big

juicy steak

me too sharky but they don't sell them

here

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that'll hold you you just wait here and

i'll bring you back a yummy ice cream

cone

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gee sharky you just couldn't wait could

you well from the looks of things i'd

say you had your full ice cream come on

let's go for a boat ride

yesterday turkey there's nothing more

relaxing than a day on the lake

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i know you're hurting inside sharky you

just gotta learn to relax

let all those troubles just roll off

your back

yes siree sharky some quiet time in a

tranquil place just plain being will set

you straight

i say this is a perfect spot we'll just

float right here and enjoy the scenery

there's a boathouse

well i think we better get this boat

back to shore

row row row your boat row row row your

boat come on sharky sing along

oh no we've been hit

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oh no sharky's nowhere in sight he's

disappeared into the briny blue he's in

davy jones's locker now that fickle made

in the sea is claimed yet another soul

i hope sharky has at last found peace in

the vast timeless void of the great

mystery that is the ocean

for they say the sea giveth life and the

sea can also take

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unless you're feeling better but

remember your blood pressure yeah

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you