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02x03 - Quadrapedia/Always Eat Your Spinach

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x03 - Quadrapedia/Always Eat Your Spinach

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hmm yeah

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here comes

best get out of the way

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geek

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i saw it clearly in the cat way down

there big blue eyes a blip with pink

hair

you've been dreaming paula you know it

can't be there's no cat on this earth

who's as lovely and as beautiful as me

and you

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sweet and clean

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okay sister you must listen to me

but not as helpless as two cats up a

tree

there's a way we can stay the most

beautiful my

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get

[Applause]

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jesus day

for being a cat

staring at scenes that aren't really

there it doesn't get any better than

that

coughing up hair ba*ls seeing my gal

making my way past my fight shark pal

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when he looks at my paw it looks like

he's k*lled rat imagine that

so i better not stop

brothers that is

welcome matt

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of your pet

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but i like what it's like

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too

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i like what it's like being liked

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soon she will be ours

quickly you must capture the rotund

pinkett one bring her to us

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when we're together we're part of each

other

when we're apart we are so blue

so let's stay a part in each other the

best part

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monkeys

[Laughter]

you're even more lovely in person

annabelle

yes it's almost a shame no one will ever

see you again

[Applause]

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regret this when my boyfriend gets here

you

wish

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oh where is my annabelle it happened so

quickly being scooped up by monkeys with

wings

something tells me this isn't a good

thing

not one of those everyday things

please come and save me mike my hero

never give up you must try

until that sweet day when we're together

forever

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[Applause]

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i must have passed out where the heck am

i oh no i've gotta find annabelle she

was taken by monkey he'll get fly who

can fly monkeys who can fly who can fly

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kumbaya i'm gonna need help someone

braved to join me on my quest for

annabelle but who hey i know how about

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i like it when you call me friend

i like it when you call me that i really

think it's swell

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elmo can you help me please i'm really

in a fix flying monkey shook my

annabelle i'm gonna need

yes it's true evil cats there are two

scary things there's a few but elmo i

know we can't overcome this strife and

save my lovely girlfriend's life all i

really need is

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i wish that i was home right now

sleeping in my bed

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that must be it

elmo brave elmo

oh yeah i think i left my oven on and uh

huh

are mommy it won't be for long

you thought you could savor a happy

ending for all of you let me just say

you were wrong

this creature has a hundred eyes

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do you want to be responsible for

unleashing such a thing

of course these demons wipe them out but

it's worth a suffering

open the cage you foolish cat or share

this trio's fate just pull the lever

over there and open up that gate

release the lawyers

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ah

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we're saves annabelle we can now make

our escape it's a good thing sharky's

our friend the only things lawyers seem

to fear is another who's as awful as him

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in the end the two bad cats lost their

beauty were last seen selling sunglasses

out of the trunk of their car as for

annabelle and i well

we did live happily ever after

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sharky the shark dog got his hands on

one of those flying monkey suits and no

one's sure where he is oh well

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[Applause]

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i'm proud of you huckleberry you're

doing the right thing by letting those

disgusting animals loose back where they

came from okay mom if you say so

sorry guys my dad says wild animals have

to be left alone to prosper in their

natural environment he says i have no

right to keep you guys cooped up sure

you do we don't mind

right thanks

run wild run free little creatures go on

we don't want to go huckleberry we like

being with you we want to stay it's safe

and warm

oh my dad said this might happen he told

me once a wild animal becomes attached

to a dinosaur they have a hard time

readjusting to their natural environment

he said i'd have to do something

yeah

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okay look we'll be okay okay maybe

huckleberry is right we shouldn't be

some dinosaur's pet it's degrading look

we're like some of the first people are

we not men

let's set an example for our entire race

okay as far as we know we are our entire

race okay even better no one to judge us

we'll set the standards we'll be the

first to be brave the first to be

cunning the first to be intelligent

i'm the first to scream like women

you did the right thing huckleberry wild

creatures like that should not be held

in captivity and besides they were such

horrible looking creatures oh mom that's

what i liked about them they were so

disgusting it was cool

there's your bus honey run along now

don't get carried away by any

pterodactyls in the playground

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okay okay don't worry about it okay

we're gonna be fine we'll just go back

to huckleberry's house

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when does the hurting stop

we now return to as the glacier turns

when we last left igor and billie jean

oh sure you can say those eggs i found

encased in mud aren't yours igor and

babs isn't the one whose footprint was

left by that river creek but let me tell

you something mr tyrannical sora said

you lied to me

i don't know what you expect me to do

about it billie jean don't you get it

i am sinking in a doggone carpet aren't

we all evil

aren't we all

what the

oh my goodness those little creatures

look just like those things huckleberry

dragged out of the

woods oh no dusties must have laid eggs

or something the whole house is probably

infested with hundreds of those

disgusting little creatures

if only gertrude had survived the

operation things would be different i'll

bet i'd love to talk about it but

there's this little problem see

i am sinking in a tarpon get it

um hello hello

cataclysm pest control yes my house is

infested with horrible thingies

don't worry ma'am i'm on my way

all right nice shot if we ever find

those little mutant humans they won't

stand a chance gentle sauce please

stifle those noisy holes beneath your

snouts i think i've located the humans

help me down from here

you do realize squat the brain in my

tail is larger than the one in your head

that's a good thing right doc

some fair dinosaurus has apparently

spotted the targets in her dwelling

perfect all we gotta do is intercept the

exterminator on his way to the house and

take his place sounds like a cunning and

foolproof plan that means even squats

can come along

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hey lady you need a ride somewhere

why yes i do stranger but how do i know

a big strong dinosaur like you won't

take advantage of me hey

i've always treated a lady with respect

r e s p e k t

respect then turn your head and face

forward for me

i can always judge a man's character by

his profile

oh bail how's that

i don't know you look honest enough yet

you look very very gullible

gullible

don't be alarmed

our government will be along shortly to

untie you and take you home

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yes

are you nuts lady this place is gonna be

blasted to rubble in about cataclysm

pest control you called us

oh yes come right in

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it could get a little ugly in here ma'am

i think it may be a good idea if you

were to leave see we have to use a

poisonous spray to eliminate the bugs

and plus we want to get you out of the

way so when the explosions

your carpets will be fine ma'am oh well

in that case lock up when you leave i'll

be down at the lava pits having a facial

if you need anything all right gentle

sauce we have the whole place to

ourselves

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let's rock

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hmm

okay i have an idea okay

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now help me push this thing okay

now we'll just climb up the string into

our own environment

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now

when does the hurting talk

don't worry buddy i'm coming

humans

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squad

curse this evolution thing duck cutter

duck

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humans

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we've got them doc

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the darn things are too small we can't

blast them if we can't see him i have

just the thing amazing grow this stuff

does wonders in my garden if we can

spray some of the little critters

they'll grow biggest tomatoes big enough

to see then obliterate

sounds like a good plan doc

i found this space two

something do you players

we're on a mission here there they are

get them doc zap them with the can

let me do it let me

easy squat you're using too much too

much how can you tell

are you happy now squat you've created a

carnivorous spinach souffle that's

probably going to devour each of us i'm

sorry i'm sorry isn't going to make this

thing not eat us is it no

i guess we'd better just run

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did you get rid of the thingies yes mom

come has been restored to your home

we'll send you a bill well that's lovely

no if you'll excuse us ma'am

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you