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02x10 - A Sharkwork Orange / Ice Age Kapades

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

02x10 - A Sharkwork Orange / Ice Age Kapades

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thank you

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foreign

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eek

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nice doggy

I think shock is getting worse he just

can't seem to be nice to anybody yeah I

know what you mean Annabelle I'm

starting to think that I better get

shock at some professional help Kumbaya

Annabelle how about your great doctor

Elmo the Disturbed doggy psychologist I

hear he's great with dysfunctional dogs

idea I think Sharky's bad Tampa could

end up getting him dog kinds of trouble

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so you say your little puppy Pal's got a

case of the bad distemper eh I'm afraid

turkey's bad attitude he's getting out

of hands Dr Elmo well let me take a look

at the little Bella

are you okay

I'm fine Grandma

well I can see that this little puppy

needs a little adjustment of his

attitude he needs a little nicotronic

therapy and there's no better place to

learn about nice than Dr Romo's nice

land

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okay Dr Elmo it sure looks like you're

an isotronic therapy has been very

successful it sure is just look at this

Sydney here used to be an angry junkyard

dog he couldn't be nice to anyone now

after an isotronic therapy just look

have a nice day pursue your bliss don't

forget to ride share I like everyone

even people who use me item you take my

tax dollars I love you you're my best

friend and say hello to Mr Looney the

once mad with rage Timberwolf hello Do

You Know the Muffin Man The Muffin Man

The Muffin Man do you know the muffin

man do you well do you do you know him

do you know the muffin man he's here I

tell you I saw him do you know him I saw

him he's after me Bella summer sicker

than others but here's one of my

greatest success stories meet Mr Al

Edward gator just watch how nice the

little fella is oh dear I'm so far from

eating all those carrots I'm just fat

and stuffed and sweepy and reeking of a

light garlic seasoning

I guess I'll just take a little nap

how do you like them potatoes

you're mean

after I'm all about making Sharky nice

will be a real challenge oh don't worry

about that and I'll have them fixed up

in no time

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gosh she's surely swelling happy inside

there Dr omo what exactly will turkey

see in there I start the patient out

slowly with a general overview of

niceness goodness and Light

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now we have a little negative response

therapy Sharky will be shown a few

things that may just possibly make him

angry

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everybody

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he will learn that his anger has to be

redirected to do this we will ever so

gently shift the little doggies besides

brain with the most advanced in modern

psychological instruments

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this gentle shift in his Cranium will

gently lift and separate all that bad

meanness from his broken little doggy

head

oh

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foreign

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but the true testers are coming up

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foreign

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[Applause]

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come on Turkey let's go see how nice the

world can be when you get along with

others

I can't wait for Annabelle to see how

pleasant you become

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[Applause]

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hey what the heck are you looking at my

friends

come on this guy hey how's y'all like a

fat lip you'll have to huge turkey

Mister he's just been to the doctors I

don't like him looking at me well just

stop looking at me

oh my gosh herky's k*lling that man with

love

foreign

[Applause]

come on we'll just walk from here it's a

beautiful day for a walk

it's a shark dog a shark dog's got my

Jack Hammer

you see Sharky being nice can be very

fulfilling and constructive is he being

nice it's all about building up instead

of tearing down making the world a

better place

you see by looking for the positive and

good instincts we can feel better and

then be more useful to others hey here's

my bank Sharky come on I gotta run in

and make a deposit into my Christmas

Club account

nobody mover you'll be blown Sky High

come on ladies snap it up put all the

dough in the bag oh no Sharky the

baggage being held up by that nice

marsupials you know it wouldn't be hard

for me to let you guys have it to fill

you all with goodness and helping light

for the benefit of all mankind

play with me oh please play with me

what's up

Sharky bring that wonderful nice object

over here closer to me so I can touch it

too

good

yeah that crazy dog's got the b*mb it's

gonna blow any second let's scram

turkey no you gotta get up come on we

gotta get out of here we gotta get this

b*mb away from these innocent bystanders

before it blows up

we gotta toss this b*mb or it won't hurt

anyone

there there's a large empty looking

industrial area

thank you

somebody tells me this wasn't a good

thing

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Kumbaya Sharkey you're nice is his

cousin not so nice big mess way to go

Sharky you've brightened up the dull

city of metropolis with the light of a

thousand Sun oh Sharky I've gotta get

you back to your old self before

something really bad happens

if I've learned anything I said

sometimes you just gotta be yourself

even you Sharky we should have never

tried to change you we I huh turkey you

look a little shorter

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Chucky Chucky it's you you're back let

him make you sing your back turkey nice

helping goodness life

oh God it hurts

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really bill just tell me if this is

getting on your nerves see I'm sure this

is important I'm thinking about calling

it music the only way I'll ever be sure

this is something important is to keep

playing it all the time day and night

night and day week after week till I

figure it out

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wow bill would you look at that

isn't this creature magnificent it looks

like a fly yet it's colorful and it's

got a big butt I think I'll call it a um

a butterfly no an elephant go on you

Majestic and graceful elephant fly away

be free

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foreign

come on lazy bones this is no time for a

nap I've got lots more music for you to

enjoy

I have a reading on the humans they are

nearby nearby oh man you know how crafty

those little devils are they probably

know exactly where we are this one time

we have the element of surprise right

doc I bet on it but I wouldn't bet much

now come on Bill that would probably be

very painful of course it would be

painful

don't eat me hate him he's plump and

delicious I'm a bottom feeder like I

carry bacteria hi guys Huckleberry I

brought you guys some food a great more

bark and what's this oh yum pumice a

Great Swamp grass what a treat what's

next a mud for dessert sorry it's all I

could pull together since I ran away

from home you ran away from home are you

nuts your mom loves you you've got

someone who cares about you hang on to

that look at me I've got no one you got

me Bill you see Huckleberry I'm doomed

my life is worth squat but you you're

still young this isn't the place for a

young Dino there's all kinds of

dangerous things out there bad dinosaurs

that could hurt you now come on don't be

silly bill there's not a bad dinosaur

around here for Miles well what do you

know Huckleberry the boy thesaurus Dr

steggy's nephew ooh I hate this smarty

pants thesauruses they have a different

word for everything yes and a new word

for Huckleberry could be bargaining chip

in our negotiations with the great

dinosaur Society well I will not end

negotiations with the dinosaur Society

sir what if we had Dr stecki's nephew

Huckleberry is our hostage things would

be very different now wouldn't they

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the humans are unstoppable we'll be

destroyed man get a hold of yourself

squat enough does a communication coming

in

with Jim radio

we will transmit our coordinates to you

right away General take care of this

squad

I'll expect to hear that those two

mankind

mankind froze him in the night

have stupider dinosaurs ever been

hatched ever

I mean those Thunder listeners are so I

think you're still transmitting sir but

cretaceously

Kata we've got to figure out a way to

locate and sneak up on these humans and

blast them back to the priest donate

with this new weapon the general is

sending us hey cutter I can't read dog's

writing does this look like a four or

seven to you come on squat what does it

look like to you of course RS7 huh you

tell me uh an eight well then it's an

eight now transmit it

boy he sure looks peaceful doesn't he

Huckleberry I wonder what bill is

dreaming about I'll bet he's dreaming

about ways to make our lives better huh

yeah we better not wake him up hey

what's that sound here they come it is

our weapon but this is wrong why are

they stopping at that end of the Jungle

oh no tell me it isn't so what man what

are they doing they're dropping the

terrible new weapon in the wrong place

gee scooter maybe you better wake up

Bill

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leave me alone go away but

I'll play your head

off we're hurting stop gee I wonder what

this is it looks like a big box

huckleberry

well Huckleberry what the heck is that I

know what this is I know exactly what

this is I can't believe this this is

great I know what this is you do really

well then what is it Mr Smarty skins

yeah what is it it's called a camera it

takes your picture picture what's a

picture it's easy sing a moment in time

it's capturing you in one pose forever

like a memory we can look at the picture

forever and you'll always look the same

watch Bill stand over there what stand

where here

yeah right there now watch say cheese

what's cheese I have no idea

isn't that remarkable look Huckleberry

it worked bill is completely Frozen In

This Moment In Time Forever gee I'm not

so sure this is ride scooter Bill's

Frozen all right but it's not in a

picture he's Frozen in a block of ice

sorry but we better get Bill out of here

I don't know Huckleberry if this isn't a

camera I don't know what it is well then

we better leave it alone my mom always

told me if something isn't mine then I

shouldn't touch it your mom probably

knows best Huckleberry yeah my mom's

always right in the end and she's

probably worried by now I better go home

I think you're doing the right thing

Huckleberry well yeah but I'll come back

soon and bring you guys some more food

and stuff hey look your best friend bill

is okay bye-bye Little Critters be

careful out here bye huckleberry

here comes the little reptile now soon

he will be ours

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I'm sure there's nothing to worry about

those humans are way too cranially

undeveloped to ever figure out that

freezing device that's

yeah

yeah you think we're in any kind of

kind of hey Bill here's an idea listen

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and even better I've invented

interpretational dance to go with it

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this is terrible oh it sure is all my

change is falling out man I'm afraid

it's even worse than that Sago that's

right and you foolish Thunder lizards

have fallen into my trap and now it's

time to say goodbye going so soon I

believe he means we are going bye-bye

Squad that's right and you stop the

lizards

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goodbye fellas it has been nice fighting

with you

what happened man the humans they have

gotten hold of the freeze ray they are

trying to sh**t us with it

let's get out of here

foreign

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this

gives me an idea

Phil uh gee doc do you think we should

let General Galapagos know that a

slow-moving Mountain device is making

its way towards Jurassic City and it's

our fault no it will just make him angry

yeah and when you think about it how

much damage could a slow-moving mountain

of ice do

okay so the mountain of ice and fluffy

white stuff isn't inconvenience at the

moment it's not gonna wreck the world of

dinosaur civilization as we know it I

mean history isn't gonna remember this

time as the ice age or anything right

duck huh doc okay okay Bill I call it

skiing it's gonna be all the rage you'll

see come on trust me try it you can go

first

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when does the hurting stop

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thank you

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laughs

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