03x06 - Lord of the Fleas / Postcards From The X Zone

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delicious

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foreign

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yeah that must be Wendy Elizabeth back

from the beauty parlor

oh

mom guess what

I got a perm

isn't it great I can't wait to show

mommy JB

well I'm sure Mom and JB will be

pleasantly surprised by Wendy

Elizabeth's daring new hairstyle

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hey Pete there's a big Orange

a hideous monster trying to eat Wendy

Elizabeth's hand oh Bob it was awful

don't let it get me

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now JB there's no need for violence it's

just that well sometimes bad hair

happens to good people

no Wendy it's gonna take a little time

to get back to normal but life doesn't

have to stop just because of one bad

hair day look you can just wear a hat

till all this calms down really

um it's gonna be okay well honey until

we find a bigger hat maybe you better

stay inside

I'll bring you your meals and maybe you

better stay away from the windows no

sense startling the neighbors or

bringing down the property value of our

home thanks Mom you're always there for

me now how about some toothpaste-filled

cookies and a great big clam flavored

milkshake thanks Mom

poor Wendy Elizabeth stuck in a room

until her hair calms down hey

hey I'll go find her ahead big enough to

cover her perm so that she may safely

rejoin Society oh shark it was so nice

of you to let us use your pool on such a

hot day

hi Sharky I want to find Winnie

Elizabeth a big head wanna come

Okay then if you got something better to

do

gee

now what do you make of this crazy thing

hey I know what this is

hey Sharky you almost lost your beach

ball you should be more careful have fun

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hey incredible Elmo

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oh

eek thank goodness I'm really in a jam

is there something I can do for you

incredible Elmo oh I took this job at

the zoo to make enough money to help

Timmy get a badly needed operation

what's wrong with Timmy oh eek it's his

siamese twins they should have been

separated at Birth

it never hurts to help Elmo what can I

do for you well um see I have to go home

for an hour to do something really

important uh I wondered if you just look

after these Zoo creatures while I'm gone

you got it incredible Elmo I'll take the

Little Critters to the mall with me

while I look for a big hat for Wendy

Elizabeth

I've never babysat Penguins before come

on g*ng we're going to the mall

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what will behaved Little Creatures these

penguins are maybe after I find Wendy

Elizabeth to have I'll treat him to an

ice cream cone how does that sound Mr

Penguin huh the penguins are gone kumaya

I've misplaced almost charges

twins will never be separated

well I still got time while almost at

home doing this really important thing

today on Donahue Elks whose antlers molt

prematurely and the women who love them

Shoppers the mall will close in five

minutes so get out oh man I gotta find

those Penguins before the mall closes

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hey you Penguins we've got a

yeah hey someone open the elevator doors

please

that's not exactly what I meant

what a big elevator

hey son I'm the wing horrible Jazz

horrible

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's gone jib they sure are Hank let's

lock her up and head home to watch

Melrose Place

okay fellas they're gone

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we must stop this Insanity how will we

pay for all of this shut up Peggy stop

being such a baby yeah if you don't like

it you can just get out yeah

I must have been out forever it looks

like I'm all close with us inside I

gotta find those penguins

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huh

don't be frightened little guy I'll get

you home I don't quite like them all

what's your name little penguin everyone

just calls me piggy piggy why would a

penguin be called piggy because I quite

fancy wearing this mask

well I was not aware I never said I was

proud well come on piggy we've gotta go

find the others but you don't understand

they've gone Daft they won't listen to

reason I have to try to touch them

safely to them unattended they could get

hurt

stop

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penguins please you must listen to me

this isn't polite you're behaving badly

now we need to remain calm until

daylight until the mall reopen so who's

coming with me

I tried to tell you I see well if anyone

would like to rejoin society and start

being nice Piggy and I will be waiting

on the fourth floor in the underwear

section come on Piggy

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listen to me our chief says he can

protect us from the purple Beast that

resides in the underwear section our

chief will lead us there

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the chief says we must stop the great

bloated purple thing before he gets us

He suggests we capture the Beast and

take it to the reupholstery sections and

have him stuffed and made into a chair

what do you say yeah yeah complete my

penguin Brothers maybe piggy was right I

mean isn't this a mob mentality aren't

we just being followers lackey's cogs in

the wheel of some terrible machine we

are not followers

now shut up

the head of the purple bloated Beast

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they're coming for the seek we must run

no piggy those pink Wizards this

misdirection they need my guidance

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poking me the rest of you wash up we're

going back to the zoo

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oh eek you got me a big hat but see with

a little hammering and some hot glue I'm

all back to normal you're the best Kitty

ever oh Wendy Wendy Elizabeth we owe you

an apology with you Elizabeth it turns

out you were right your hairstyle is all

the rage

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this time our plan to catch the humans

is foolproof quickly load the cannon

with the pu-14 m*ssile not to sound like

a well a full dark but I'm a little

confused yeah dog what gives this pu-14

m*ssile feels like it's missing the bees

that's because it isn't to be ball the

pu-14 is affected Redland anti-old

Factory stimuli irritant of course I

knew that what'd you say it's a stink

b*mb squad

it's b*mb's disgusting stench will send

the humans racing from the jungle right

into our hands okay guys I hope this

doesn't take long I'd hate to miss this

afternoon's fossil Day Festival and

parade

like the jungle Slug and Marsh grub pie

Bake Off boy I could eat a million of

those things gentle sauce there are more

important matters at him than eating pie

and meaningless holidays I've located

the humans get your gas masks in place

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what are you doing scooter let me go or

I'll pull your arm off and beat you with

it now I've got a better way for you to

sleep buddy much more comfortable than

that pile of rocks look I I call it a

hammock you're gonna sleep like a baby

diplotomadon in this bill I don't want

to sleep like a baby diploton baby

diplomadons wet themselves and drool and

make stupid noises when they sleep and

besides what could be more comfortable

in a pile of rocks to sleep on them

come on Mr need a nap give it a try well

I don't see how this stupid Panic could

possibly hurt me

that's the spirit buddy well I guess it

is a little softer than the rocks

there's gonna be no more Mr grouchy once

you've taken a snooze on this puppy

oh well I must admit it is comfortable

but you are not gonna see me sleeping

like any weird baby

hmm maybe I shouldn't have made my

hammock from the leaves of that rubber

tree after all now you'll really stink

unit

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those two mankind types should be racing

this way any minute huh doc prepare the

net Cannon you too may make your parade

after all I can't wait to reach out and

grab them one in each hand

hey Doc here's a question if somebody of

the stink b*mb guys the answer is yes

squat it would be a bad thing

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there you are buddy

uh by the way I've been meaning to talk

to you about something and I've been

meaning to give you something

ah I don't know if you realize this bill

but it's a smart idea to bathe regularly

nobody wants to hang around with someone

who smells like an old fish head

that odor isn't coming from me you

trilobite and it's coming from that

smoke

ah boy that sure is stinky

we've got to vacate the area vacate the

area this is our home we can't shun our

own home hate shun vacation bill I've

got a great idea

this invention the vacation is a

marvelous idea Bill see when you go on

vacation you just go long enough for

things to calm down at your home then

you go back after you're all rested so

far I hate vacationing and would you

mind telling me why I am dressed like

this

I've yet casual Bill standard vacation

wear

I am reading a large impulse coming this

way it must be the human Squad three

o'clock Squad fire the net

I got him guys whoa whoa grab onto me

Guys these humans are putting up quite a

fight man they're trying to get away

hold on Squad it's perfect those

ridiculous dinosaurs will never realize

this since it's one of their own floats

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looks to me like the bone brains are up

to their old Shenanigans again this

definitely warns investigating we move

oh my feet k*lling me

no time for that now bill it's time for

recreational activity this game will

take your mind off your feet now if I

could only think of a name for it you

and your stupid ideas I am so bored

bill

this way you're shuffling towards me and

and you're bored we'll call this game

shuffleboard now hold up that stick oh

I'll hold up a stick all right yes a

stick is good okay use the stick to hit

the coconut back to me

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better try again okay swing

boy I love shuffleboard

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hurting must stop when

once we have infiltrated the parade and

made our way into the heart of Jurassic

City we will pump the balloons releasing

this giddy gas onto the unsuspecting

citizens of Jurassic City the citizens

reduced to giggling simps will be a

topic and call a little twisted one a

Jurassic City shall be ours for the

taking horrible just horrible oh thank

you your cruelness now proceed with your

plan the rest of you come with me my

core needs shocking

are planning on parading through

Jurassic City for the fossil Leaf

Festival and turning everyone stupid

we can't let that happen we have to make

our way onto that float

chill us our army between us

we must wait for a distraction until

such time we must remain here a

camouflaged hidden behind round bulbous

rubber-skinned things that are full of

hot air

whatever you say Doc

see buddy our vacation is really working

out you look very relaxed lying in the

sun well I am scooter because my eyes

are closed and I'm not seeing you now

leave me alone g bill looks like you

might be getting a little too much sun

here hey what are you doing to me

I call it suntan lotion it will protect

your skin so you don't get too burned

from the Sun protect me oh well that may

be a good idea sure smells good it

should it's made of coconut juice and

honey really honey well isn't that a huh

so much pressure

what's wrong I can't hold on

now it's all chance move out give

me a full report

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Squad cutter put on your gas masks and

pop those balloons

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we're trapped man how are we gonna get

through that cave door man we'll have to

use our last pu-14 rocket Squad you got

it DOC smell this boom boy

you ants don't want to eat me eat

scooter he's plump and a man full of

jelly I'll help hold him down while you

saute him why don't something could ever

happen

why

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well guys we may not have caught the

humans but we did get to see the parade

yes Squad and the crowd seem to love our

float we have definitely made the Hit

Parade

phew it's smelling stinky again bill you

know what that means does it mean you'll

be swallowed up by quicksand

no bills silly it means it's time to

return home when the vacation gets

stinky you head home I like home mama

walking good let's go home and look I've

invented a little something for our trip

back to protect your eyes from Mr Sun I

don't know how we vacationed without

these Boy Bill those look mighty stylish

on you

foreign

stop

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