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03x10 - This Eek's Your Life / Try Hard

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x10 - This Eek's Your Life / Try Hard

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oh hey

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honey

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God s

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you what a ride

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I've never seen anything so awful in my

life Mighty Platinum certainly is

pushing the boundaries of decent Sports

personally conduct verb

she sure asked me to think what kind of

sickos enjoy this unnerving display of

Senseless brutality

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all these flowers

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completely undetected

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[Applause]

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okay go to ice

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now you just sit right there Sharky and

join us as we celebrate your life

remember when you were born

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[Applause]

you live in the run to the litter but

you are always the center of attention

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I wonder if you recognize this voice

Sharky

that's right Sharky it's your mom and

dad

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it's nice to meet all of you too now

this do you remember this voice you were

always a rambunctious little guy Sharky

remember your favorite game was tag

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you love to share with the other pups

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you are always the king of the

playground

and snack time was always a chuckle with

little Sharky around

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that's right Sharky it's your puppy

preschool teacher Mrs Parkington all

this for me will you sweetie oh sure it

never hurts to help what is it well

just fall on it

that was always one of your favorites

wasn't it Sharky

keyboards might need a little

fine-tuning

now let's listen to this Sharky

I I was just driving along minding my

own business delivering mail

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and you bit me for no reason at all you

bit me it hurt

get him up get him up H out oh ouch I

remember you would order stuff from the

back of comic books ridiculous stuff

stuck you you'd never need or use just

so I delivered and you could bite me

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you bit me all the time it was horrible

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you nuts I'm not going in there that

wasn't the agreement hey hey let me go

hey this wasn't part of the deal you

sent just a voice over to new pair of

comfort walking shoes I know no sleeves

I don't believe this

boy what an emotional moment this is for

that man

that's why I think he's actually leaving

what a moving reunion Cherokee's whole

family is now joining in when pricing

the mailman

see if you recognize this voice

turkey when you entered the ranks of the

pub scouts or knee-high to a

grasshoppers boxer shorts well bread and

from fine shark dog stock you had heart

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you quickly learned to spot the enemy

and how to deal

[Applause]

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[Applause]

awarded more citations than any other

camper that somewhere you excelled in

all aspects of anti-feline training

and you were an outstanding catamaran

sailor

that's right Sharkey it's General

just for you little fella for me well

thanks kumaya what do I do with it hold

it out like this

remember that was always one of your

favorite sharks

there's another voice from your past

Sharky

huh

well Shockey I know you know who I am

but do you remember where I found you I

was feeling kind of blue that day

nothing could cheer me up

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I was walking by the Broken pet store

when I thought about Junior I had my

heart set on a butt but when I got there

you're welcome

it was as if something ate them

my next choice was a fish very easy to

take care of and follow orders whale so

I made my way over to little fish tank

and what do I say It was the cutest

little puppy in there playing with the

little fishes graceful and full of fun I

knew I found a pet I could love forever

I said to man how Much Is That Doggie in

the aquarium

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your own birthday fireworks Extravaganza

come on Sharky press the button

something tells me that was a bad thing

well happy birthday Sharkey I uh Wonder

uh we'll uh you give me a head start oh

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you know Jackie on this the day of your

birth as we stand here marveling at the

precious gift that is our lives one's

thoughts turn to the miracle of someone

like Stevie Wonder although Stevie

Wonder can't see the way we do he

possesses an incredible inner Vision

that transcends mere eyesight

through these glorious music Stevie

Wonder can express revealed all of us

our Beauty Beyond the mere eyesight yes

sir Sharky Stevie Wonder is truly one of

life's greatest treasures I can

aware

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[Applause]

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eek

we now return to the Elmo the elk show

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he's out

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thank you thank you uh you know my

little brother Timmy had to have an

operation oh yep he had to have his

entire left side removed but it's okay

because without his left side well uh

he's all right thank you thank you very

much uh we've got a great show today

zookeeper had brought his man-eating

Guatemalan bats and uh

huh what well how did they get out yes

well you better find them before

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shut up hey folks while we experienced

this technical difficulty let's talk

about the Metropolis kittens hospital

they need donations used Cat boxes

little bits of string a patch of ripped

up carpet all donations are welcome and

appreciated Kumbaya I have all that

stuff

I can help those little kittens it never

hurts to help

if only my gift to the kittens had a

pretty Bowl hey I know maybe Annabelle

has some ribbon

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[Applause]

voila hmm sound like a noise coming from

Cherokee's house

hey Sharky I bought some ribbon I

thought it might be yours I hope that's

okay

well I'm on my way to the kittens

hospital and uh you look really very

cool

bye

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[Applause]

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okay look I'll do anything just don't

hurt my donut please don't take my donut

this ain't no party this ain't no disco

this ain't no pool

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allow me kids it's dangerous to chase

the ball into the street you can get

hurt

see kids I got it it's right here

[Applause]

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you go kids see if you don't run into

the street no one gets hurt

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excuse me sir can you tell me where I

might drop off my gift for the sick

kittens

20th floor great thank you

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Kumbaya I don't have a card for my gift

maybe this hospital has a gift shop I

better look

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thank you

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16 inches

nope messing in here

well it looks like we finally got the

Hubble telescope functioning perfectly

Hank should be Jim let's take a look and

see what's out there if I didn't know

better I'd say a massive deployment of

zoltarian spacecraft are on their way to

Destroyer I think and it appears they're

only minutes away jib we'd better inform

the president

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yes we were wrong egg that's right Jim

there's nothing on that screen but the

black expanse of space who wants lunch

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[Applause]

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oh

hello

hello

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hey mister you dropped your clock

hey can you tell me

I must be in the nervous ward of this

Hospital

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thank you

all right

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I'm a little confused I better take

another look at this hospital

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it says kittens hospital but

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I figured it out this must be the old

kittens hospital and it looks like

they're dismantling it boy good thing I

got out somebody could have gotten hurt

oh well I'll just go find a new one it

never hurts to keep trying

[Applause]

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