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03x12 - Pup Fiction / The Klutter And I (Infection)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

03x12 - Pup Fiction / The Klutter And I (Infection)

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oh hey

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huh

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[Applause]

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why are you

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foreign

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you say you found it just lying by the

road

is that what I think it is wow this

incredible as she actually found this

wow and it's not even that heavy look

how high I can touch this

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you're right Sharky something that

incredible and valuable should be kept

somewhere safe until we find the right

balloon I mean the whole world can be

changed for the betterment of mankind

with this here

we track down the order of this

incredible fine we'll just put this in

here where it'll be completely safe why

was that in there where nothing bad can

happen to it we can ponder what can be

done with it to make the world a better

place Kumbaya this is wonderful

originally find something like that it's

amazing fantastic

well I'll bet that's the only one of his

kind on Earth and we got it right there

in that trunk that trunk right there

sure you're excited who wouldn't be why

was that we'll finally fix everything

that's wrong with the world with what's

in that Carson will forever in w*r

cyration and festulations let's look at

it one more time wanna

huh

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phew that could have been a disaster

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we'd better find who this marvelous

briefcase belongs to and fast here let

me help you up

foreign

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but it was a good try

maybe whoever lost this three cases in

here Sharky we have to find the owner

cause it never hurts to help here let me

get the door for you

okay Elmo here's your chicken wings and

your fried egg over easy

breakfast

which one should I eat first I know I'll

eat the dish that came first but I

wasn't paying attention I was watching

TV we now returned to tonight's movie A

Few Good dentists

you want the tooth you want the tooth

you can't handle the tooth excuse me

waitress but um which came first the

chicken or the egg if I knew that you

think I'd be a waitress

nice drum man thanks

oh man

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oops I guess saying I'm sorry isn't

going to give you back the feeling in

your eye

here man I got the burn stains out oh

and I think I figured out who lost this

briefcase man

call me crazy but I think this briefcase

belongs to Professor Wigley man that's

amazing mittens you figured out the

owner of this magical briefcase just by

feeling and shaking it actually I just

like the sound it makes when I shake it

man I figured out who owns it by the big

ID tag attached to the handle who I am

Professor Wiggly

he might surely be worried about his

briefcase boy if I lost my briefcase and

it had what's in here boy I know I'd be

worried all right look at this Vector

Professor Wiggly as soon as we finish

breakfast

you see Sharky we found out who this

briefcase belongs to everything's gonna

be just fine let's strike up and go find

Professor Wigley

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[Applause]

Lake I can't find Sharky anywhere I'm so

worried I can hardly eat

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let's do the twist

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s

waitress two more eggs please

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foreign

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Castle is a million kilometers from here

and my feet they are in the excruciating

pain hey look guys it's incredible Elmo

the elk

foreign

Folly you better I'm on my way to the

lake to take my little brother to me

rowing it's for his physical therapy he

hurt his arm waving like Princess Diana

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ah now where are those magnificent

squishy bears with my incredible

briefcase and my mangoes

we can't always look both ways luckily

we're safe there's not a car for Miles

come on

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see if the highway was around here

somewhere

somewhere cool I hit forgotten I promise

you Professor I'll bring him cigarette

mangoes elbows people play can you help

me you better foreign

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cozy just because the geek lives in a

box doesn't mean he should scare you

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why do we have it

I'll join you pierce I love mangoes

see Professor he is most particular

about these mangoes they must be of the

finest quality does this one feel like

seems pretty ripe to me

what he said what is what that right

there

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what's wrong what's happening who

where's the mango are you okay it was a

burnout

never get out

bye bye Pluto bye bye I don't need this

man I just wanted some mangoes

Hey There Goes Elmo give me in the

squishy Bears hey Sharky do you know how

to say Squishy in Zimbabwe

well Sharky I'm sure stop talking to me

or I'll run you over with a cement mixer

sounds a lot like the Zimbabwe word for

squishy but I don't think that's right

thank you

well Sharky we made it there's a

professor's castle and there's Elmo in

the squishy bears and some kind of geek

in the box thingy there boy I'll bet

they'll all be glad to have this back

you see Sharkey when we shut off to help

others all kinds of good stuff happens

come on

what's your sub Sharky I thought I saw

an open manhole back there

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foreign

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who will survive these 40 Lashes who can

escape this cornea trophia of Madness

prepare to flip your eyelid tonight on

The Late Late Show The Crawling eye

infection the movie our own mom band is

from seeing five years ago claiming we

were too young yeah well I was only

three and now here it is for our own

bone chewing watching pleasure right on

our very own TV we're there but 2 30 a.m

how will we stay up that late Ryan

sweep out

sleep out we're in

come on

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Wade we're the tent Stakes I can't find

the tent Stakes

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give me those

no clutter if you and Sandy are gonna

stay up with us you gotta stay out of

our way and and make yourself useful

okay

all right that's a nice touch clutter

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oh oh your mom and dad finally kicked

you kids out of the house huh no Vanna

we're having a sleep out we're staying

up to watch the most terrifying movie

ever produced a movie that'll literally

make your skin crawl oh really so they

finally made a movie based on cop's life

story I heard that Santa I'm not abused

for your information if they were gonna

make a movie about my life famous actors

would be chopping at the bit to play me

actors like Lassie and Trigger and Benji

clutter

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so what's with the tent looking to get

another weasel Scout badge

crawling eye infection is on at 2 30 a.m

we're pulling an all-nighter sleep out

to watch it the crawling eye infection

whoa This I Gotta See all right I'm

gonna go get my sleeping bag

well

conversation to keep you awake I just

gotta see if I can find my sleeping bag

it lasted a couple of months ago and I

can't imagine where it went I should

have known

boy it's good to see the kids out there

roughing it it's weird

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would you please oh no not you look I'll

have to call you back it's just a short

clutter a minor blackout don't be such a

coward for goodness sakes get a grip you

big well now what are we gonna do

without electricity yeah how can we

rough it without all our electrical

camping and lemonade lemonade what on

Earth are we we gonna do for the next

eight and a half hours don't worry we

still got TV it's battery powered and

it's Saturday night Saturday night has

hours of great TV 2 30 a.m will be here

before you know it

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well here at the insomni nut Clinic

we'll slip you into a world of blissful

Slumber with our insomnia not series of

tapes we'll have you out in no time and

I'm not just the president of insomnia

nut clinics I'm

also

a member

no well uh that was dull

the home buying network is practically

giving away these metronomes why what

home couldn't do without one of these

musical must-haves let's look

oh yeah next on Fox really unhappy

police detectives all right I love the

show real life drama disturbing language

and the parental guidance warning in the

beginning this will definitely keep us

awake tonight on a two-hour special of

really unhappy police detectives we take

you inside the exciting world of

fingerprint analysis let's listen as

police technician Dr Dirk flan lays it

all out for us the fingerprint

everyone has one

[Applause]

even you have one it starts with a swirl

just a swirl each swirl is a signature

let's count the many swirls on your

thumb alone

swirl

two swirls

three swirls four so

boring can't keep eyes open much longer

this is ridiculous we've still got more

than eight hours until the movie how are

we gonna stay awake we gotta get our

adrenaline up we need to move around get

the blood flowing who's got an idea

ah honey looks like the kids are doing a

kinda chat chat dancing along with

something

interesting some sort of looks like

maybe a tribal Voodoo gown of some kind

honey there's no one with the kids it's

just stuck out there and you're seeing

things now come back to the couch the

show's just starting to get good that's

enough about the Magnificent thumbprint

now let's look at the index finger

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all right

okay clutter okay we're up this is crazy

we gotta keep ourselves occupied for

seven more hours what are we gonna do

what the heck are we gonna do

we want to keep our wits about us think

how can we stay awake

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let's play Truth or Dare

name a girl you like that doesn't like

you back truth or dare

foreign

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hi honey how's the sleepout going great

but I think that's nice sweetie you have

fun

well Mel how's the campout going

how much more

honey it appears that the uh cop kid is

wearing a dress in the surfing on a

front lawn honey come away from the wind

yes he's surfing now away from the

window now move it

be careful

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sorry Mister we were just fooling around

oh don't worry kids no harm done just

get right on my way here boy these are

Big cops what kind of vegetables are

these anyway it's a kind of a new kind

of vegetable yeah that's it it gotta go

why don't you kids get home and get some

sleep

boy I hate vegetables and now coming up

next the movie you've waited all night

to see crawling eye infection

no problem it's on the crawling eye

infection will not be seen tonight so we

may bring you this special report

apparently aliens are replacing humans

with zombie replicates which they are

growing in weird pods apparently the

switch is made when the unknowing humans

fall asleep so whatever happens do not

fall asleep I repeat do not fall asleep

cup now you can't fall asleep cop wake

up why matter sleep is good everyone

must need to join us

join us join us

you okay Vanna

yeah sure just a bad dream well you're

you're okay now we're safe inside

remember recording the movie was a great

idea and I think we'll all enjoy the

crawling eye infection a lot more in the

daylight yeah

well

good night Sandy good night Santa

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