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04x01 - Octopussy Cat/Mixed Klutter

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x01 - Octopussy Cat/Mixed Klutter

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[Music]

all right

[Music]

why are you

what a ride

eek

[Music]

Kumbaya Sharky sorry I didn't see you

there when I blow up my straw wrapper I

guess I'd better be more careful I could

have been a disaster well bye

foreign

you look well tired

what is it boy what do you see

[Music]

you're pointing at this can Kumbaya I

get it now Sharky you're reminding me

that I should save this can for

recycling

that's chunky always thinking about the

world we live in

right of course recycling's a great way

to solve an overburdening potion

problems

Sarah it never hurts to help the

environment

to help clean it back

it looks like the recycling people miss

that glass jar hmm I've never seen a jar

like this before almost seems like

something in it

[Music]

or something in there something strange

[Music]

oh yeah that little sea creature must

have got separated from the seat by

World Aquarium somehow don't be scared

little fella come on out I'm not gonna

hurt you

no definitely not gonna hurt me it won't

hurt me you're good you won't hurt me no

my name kick the cat what's your name my

friends call me octo yeah definitely

octo you can call me Mr octopus eight

legs please send me to Mr uh octopus

hello yeah hi good nice to meet you yeah

how you doing hi hi nice all right

pleasure hi hello definitely hi so what

are you doing out of the water Mr

octopus shouldn't you be in an aquarium

aquarium yeah put me in an aquarium but

I want to go home yeah after the ocean

definitely don't like the aquarium it's

kind of far from here but I can help you

get home it never hurts to help come on

oh

special delivery for me well thank you

from Cherokee he wants me to meet him at

this address says he needs my help well

I found the way to the ocean come on

[Applause]

hmm hey look Mr octopus Here Comes

someone

[Music]

you wait here little fella I'll see if

this guy knows where a shark he is

getting dry here very very dry dry bad

ocean good definitely good

well uh hello I'm sure it's a nice day

isn't it well not if you've been poked

in the eye with a sharp kicker had your

head run over by a tractor well you're

right about that I never really look at

it that way say are you supposed to meet

someone here waiting for the bus

hmm that's strange strange

[Music]

hmm I wonder if I made a mistake why

would Sharky want me out here in the

middle of nowhere when there's no one

for Miles no Witnesses if something

terrible ever happened to me

like

range dangerous

hell hey

hey

[Music]

bug spray

look let's seek shelter under that

purple carpet

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

[Music]

well Duke we finally got the Hubble

telescope in Focus that's right Hank now

let's take a closer look at the

life-giving marble we call the Sun

if I didn't know any better I'd say the

sun is minutes away from burning out

collapsing into itself and becoming a

black hole that's right Hank a black

hole that will suck the known universe

into an endless vacuum of infinite

nothingness destroying all life forms as

we now know them

[Music]

hey look fellas that's us is seen from

the skyline it sure is jib

watch this

good one Hank how about this one

hahaha

jib well who wants lunch

[Music]

hey who's that then oh that's my

grandfather

who's very clean isn't he no not that

bad

looks like a cat with a squid on his

head who's very girl isn't he

Ard nice we're looking for the ocean so

I might release my friend here the

octopus Titan Under the Sea sorry to

have Disturbed you

well no there's something you don't see

every day

unless

in Melrose Place definitely don't want

to miss Amanda no

tickets please

oh boy hey save some strain in my

membrane

Thornhill

nice money there's no one here

oh boy

oh I can't keep up this deception I work

for them and you're in great danger they

told me you'd be coming with your red

bow tie I was to trick you and bring you

to them but now seeing you and knowing

what a kind good and gentle creature you

are I can't go through with it I love

you well that's really nice of you but

see my name's Zeke and I already have a

girlfriend gee she's really

um fat really

you must go they'll be coming for you I

know and we don't have my tickets and my

little friend here is getting kind of

dried out

poor little lady guess she was more

exhausted than she thought come on Mr

octopus what's tippy-toe out of here so

we don't wake her up

yeah poor little lady that's good

definitely like the nap

Mr octopus look we made it

[Music]

that

[Music]

well there it is Mr octopus the ocean we

finally made it you're gonna be just

fine oh ocean oh oh my God definitely

like home yeah but sure is beautiful and

hey what's that that figure standing by

the shore listening to the ocean's Roar

hey wait there we'll come swim with you

turkey wave

no I mean wave up there

[Music]

hey big wave

you're safe now run wild Little Octopus

Run free oh going home fancy ah each

night definitely like eat bye bye

boy it sure feels good to help

especially when everything turns out so

swell and everyone has a smile on their

face

[Music]

[Music]

thank you

[Music]

cup now it's really quite a simple Vata

question what if the world has only so

much gravity and what if Gunk that

gravity should one day stop well the

only people who will survive will be

those who can hang on to the grass to

keep from falling off the earth

I intend to be one of those survivors

Veda yes I do

oh of course now it all makes sense now

if you'll excuse me cop I wanted back in

the real world bye-bye

good catch clutter

[Music]

a lot children princess Mommy and Daddy

are off to take Daddy to the special

Doctor Who's Gonna help Daddy with his

problems sitting down count the whole

neighborhood why don't you are you gonna

be all right oh sure Mom and Dad you go

on and have fun fun right and Hunt be a

doll and seat with those heat kids keep

that clutter on their own side of the

lawn this pile could seriously soil

Daddy's tires look at this mess doc got

it I think it's stuck to my radio

oh

and honey does your little friend cop

need an ambulance oh no mommy Cubs

definitely hurt inside but only up here

okay I see all right well you kids have

fun did you see that

why do we have to live next door to

slaps

[Music]

friends don't let friends deal with

gravity well it looks like I've got a

little free time on my hands what

exciting New Adventures await the Heap

children we're going to the City

Aquarium

doing a story on the new baby well for

the paper oh a new baby whale I have to

see this I love baby whales they're so

old

you should come with Mom's taking us but

not until you kids clean up that flutter

what is it with you boys a mess seems to

follow you wherever you go huh oh this

is my clutter Mrs Heap I'm uh doing a

project for school I need all kinds of

stuff for a collage collage you're not

even out of Junior high-end you're

already preparing for collage but I'll

be lucky if I graduate from the high

school much less go on to collage well

cop Vanna why don't you join us it

should be a great day at the aquarium

right then let's load them up

[Music]

you owe me clutter

okay g*ng I'm gonna go look for your dad

you go and have fun and keep an eye on

Sandy I'll meet you at the baby whale

pool in one hour

[Music]

uh sorry Mom my voice that's nothing to

be ashamed of Ryan you're just growing

up

come on let's go look at some sharks

they keep lawyers here

[Music]

I don't know how you cook a secret just

get out of your pools but it's got to

stop

uh-huh that's it all right honey bun

according to my whale Manuel the smaller

one is the baby whale you are don't say

honey

by the time I write this story I'm gonna

be a whale expert isn't she a beautiful

fish honey you mean mammal don't you

honey

now honey I may not be a Jayco style but

I think I know the difference between a

whale and a camel

okay let me get this straight you say

you lost something but you're not sure

what that something is well see actually

it's made up of a lot of some things a

lot of some things yeah from under the

bed under the bed

oh look it's hard to explain we'd know

it if we saw it hasn't anybody turned in

anything uh all we've gotten here lately

is a shipment of Peruvian man-eating

crabs that was sent to the wrong

aquarium and this lousy lost kid if we

could get him to stop crying maybe we

could find out who he belong to

I'm not a cop man I'm a guard

[Music]

black hey you guys I lost you I was uh

worried that uh you might be scared

without me

[Music]

oh this is terrible where could clutter

be oh I never believe I'd be worried

about a pile of junk what's happening to

me look

whales give birth just like humans and

the mom lifts the baby to the surface

for its first Thrift to Bear whales sure

are swell honey dad oh hello kids come

here and take a look at this magnificent

baby whale

huh we mean uh we want to save that

wonderful sight for last but first we

want to show you this fascinating

um fee slug exhibit

boy look at him go yeah wow

you and cop go get clutter out of that

tank we'll stall mom and dad

[Music]

all right

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he's got to be down there someplace how

are we ever gonna get him out I know

maybe we could use like a harpoon or or

a spear g*n or something or maybe some

kind of like Hawk with like ice cream or

something stuck on a heart and then when

clutch bites it it hooks in his mouth

hello anybody who it is not nice to

Harpoon and or speargun and or hook

things that are your friend cop didn't

anyone ever tell you that well dull but

then we'll need another idea on how to

see if clutter's dollars

I don't know how you see Critters keep

getting out but it's cut to stop well

gee kids I'm sure these sea slugs are

interesting but Kara kids but well I

gotta write a story about the baby whale

yeah Dad sure no problem

[Music]

you know then again maybe you kids are

right there's no reason why we shouldn't

make mention of the Lesser scene enemies

in the whale story ah gee that night you

probably shouldn't end there eating

right now it's not pretty okay kids come

on honey let's look at the other

exhibits then head home so I can get

going on my story about this magnificent

creature

boy it really must be feeding time come

on we gotta find clutter before it's

time to go home

[Music]

what do you think they're eating

Plankton looks like

some kind of plankton

[Music]

no Sandy don't be ridiculous there's no

such thing as a sea serpent

a sea serpent trying to eat me

okay kids I think we've had enough fun

here at the aquarium let's load up the

family wagon in vamanos oh sure Mom and

Dad uh we'll meet you at the car yeah we

need to grab some souvenirs okay kids

don't be long

we gotta find clutter

[Music]

oh he's such a show-off

right there's the strangest sea Creator

I've ever seen in my life

come on clutter your musical moment is

over

[Music]

listen I thought you seals were groovy I

dig your salad do you have management

I was afraid we were gonna lose you kids

that's a big part

what the we're all accounted for Mom and

you could say we had a whale of a Time

[Laughter]

they wait for me

[Music]

foreign

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