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04x05 - The GraduEek/The Magnificent 5½

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x05 - The GraduEek/The Magnificent 5½

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oh hey

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huh

yeah

why are you

what a ride

cool but yeah believe it our own little

shark he actually graduated from

obedience school

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the graduated first in his class I'm so

proud of him

oh here he comes now wearing my

graduation gift isn't he cute hey Sharky

hey you stop fighting rubber chew toys I

got two words for you little Mister

plastic chew toys oh wait a minute

that's three words what are you gonna do

now Sharky what are your plans now that

your house they say defend it I hate

turkey wanna touch my dried bug

collection oops

sorry I'll get a sponge

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laughs

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he's shorty the incredible dancing piece

of glass he's in the house

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oh it's great not to worry about turkey

vitamins at graduate of obedience school

I don't think I've ever been this close

to his house

turkey has done some lovely things with

this rare flower garden now that he's

learned to be obedient and look at his

Tibetan Royal Palm Kumbaya this is the

kind of garden you can just step back

and look at for hours

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good

night

well you sure are a good dog aren't you

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come here little fella I'm not gonna

hurt you

don't be silly come here there's nothing

to be afraid of silly boy only

unattended dog have to be on a leash

come on you look like an obedient dog

I'll attend you you can hang out with me

oh yes you're always nice to the new and

improved obedient Sharky but let me try

to scuba equipment

blah blah

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you know what I like about you Sharky

you're different from the other dogs

you're so so obedient so well behaved

such a nice dog oh I just gotta tie my

shoe

boy things sure I've been quiet since

that shark dog graduated from obedience

school this has been great spending the

day with you Sharky pretty soon I start

my new job and I won't have time for the

little pleasures of life having a picnic

going for walks frolicking on the beach

cool boy I'll believe you three kittens

all sprained your ankles at the same

time and can barely walk

boy it's a good thing Sharky went to

obedience school or we'd all have a

really hard time running away from him

Sharky

Sharky Sharky come back oh Sharky the

shark dog huh

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[Applause]

it's the shark dog from obedience score

I hear you're not much of a fighter

anymore and look at this oh Sharky who's

got himself a girlfriend that's right I

still get no sweet with each other but I

guess Sharky here never figured out it

was Little Dream doll is eh

your little sweetheart is the postmaster

General's dog and at three o'clock today

she's gonna be sworn in as an official

mail carrier she

one of us

one of us one of us one of us

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dear Sharky I'm sorry if I upset you

somehow and made you run away

sure what I did but I guess I may never

know since today I start my new job

this afternoon at 3 P.M I'll be at the

Metropolis main branch of the post

office graduating from mail carrier

school thanks again for a great day I

hope we'll meet again someday you're a

very good dog

don't worry I'll pity you kittens right

here front door

oops not gonna get firework that's a car

keys now where'd they go

laughs

hello Jackie how do you like being obese

strangely it's kind of nice to have the

old Sharky back

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good nighty no there's no don't stop

this around here I know where there's a

bakery they will make your toast

oh post office yeah I've seen a number

of them can't say which one is the main

postal branchy though

maybe I have seen it I think anyway I

think it is that way good night yes

hahaha

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thank you

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wanna squishy bear bit

they're warm from being in my pocket

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General Galapagos Jurassic Central

Intelligence has uncovered massive

thunderstorm troop movement heading for

the ex-on Border sounds like thuggo in

his army of bony bad boys are up to no

good let's see what you've uncovered Dr

stiggy please proceed with your

slideshow so that this is delicious

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now these GCI satellite photos clearly

illustrate the secret thunderstorm

deployment you thunder lizards are going

to infiltrate the X zone and find out

what those suggestores are up to they're

going to need selling out but general

you know we Thunder lizards always work

alone

we're like three pods in a pee yeah man

a well-oiled machine made up of three

parts who work as one

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Specialists to assist you on this

Mission first say hello to an expert in

stealth techniques and martial arts

make the dragon

hey hey it's nice to meet you nice

bandoliers hi Nate if you would please

give the Thunder lizards an idea of your

shall we say unique talents

he's good man very good no I meant tell

them about your unique talents not show

them just oh never mind next meet El

Gordo

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perhaps there is

Porto all right all right check it out

the hearing gone you can't see me you

never knew I was here for all you know I

was over there see I'm not here you

can't see me now look check this out

Lucy you know what El Gordo is now I'm a

guest at a party that you don't want

there anymore just kidding that was a

joke

and finally a soldier youth Thunder

lizards have had the honor of working

with before no he can't me he can't do

that to us man your old friend

Mr T-Rex important for Duty General

look at you thunder listens are

grappling the pathetic caught around on

your knees I'll pay you fools don't you

have any self-respect

but you pathetic excuses for alligator

handbag needs is Direction in leadership

you need Mr T-Rex to make sure you get

to where you need to go so let's move

out

this

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is my

bathroom

of course it's the bathroom I just had

to wash my hands

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oh Bill gory scooter I'm having a good

dream you've fallen into a volcano

falling in a volcano always with the

jokes hey buddy

you know I wouldn't disturb you unless I

discovered something really important

and this time I've discovered something

that will change the world forever

change the world forever there's a

string scooter this is the invention you

think mankind should go down to the

history book for inventing string huh

how lame can you be sometimes I think

your brain is made up of little bits of

string not string silly man I call it

electricity look up there

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electricity allows me to see inside you

we could use this to look for broken

bones broken bones

I have broken bones we're gonna learn a

lot about broken bones

we over the next Zone it's showtime

fools what are you doing over here

we're checking out our equipment put

battery pale into the hot LZ let's move

it move it move it I pay the food don't

repair quit breathing down my neck I pay

the food and breathes down the Mr

T-Rex

now now I'll go first at your booze are

too simple to cover the rest of us if

there's any sign of danger Squad make

sure the repellent line is secure food

uh secure yeah secure secure isn't tied

down

oh that's secure I better use squat if I

believe through this I'm gonna chew your

head like a dog with a bone I'm gonna

squeeze you like a grapefruit I'm gonna

drop you like a bad frog day

I don't know guys I get the impression

Mr T-Rex is a little upset with me

ah it's glad I wouldn't worry about it

what can he do to you you're up here and

he's way down there

you tell this man thunder listen

I guess we better go safe squat

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wonderful there's thunderballs bought

right into our phony troop movement

scenario and now the doofy dandelions

have dropped right into our little trap

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what what are you looking at

what is it

is this something in my teeth

now where was I

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oh no scooter you may as well stop

running you're not getting away this

time

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say nighty nights

regret that

Nate the dragon Neil Gordo come with me

I'm over here guys bet you thought you

lost me but I was here the whole time

camouflage it's what I do oh sure

I never saw you

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here they come prepared to eat bees

Thunder lizards

stay behind me guys no one will ever see

us I've camouflaged it's my special day

wait a minute hold your fire

vanished wait here I've got to get a

closer look

like a duck things are too quiet what if

this is some kind of a trap

there they are final

listen swords man

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and I've got something for you

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wisdom before we pound you back to the

pre-stone age

I'll tell you this much you lay one hand

on me and I'll I'll you what poo I'll

sue you oh dear Mommy Mommy helps

they're going to hurt me

I pee the food Thug a soul try to take

over the world then goes home crying to

his mama well maybe he's hurting inside

yeah

would you stop

I respect you wreck you or even care

about

but when the going got tough you fools

came through

put her there hey hold it man someone's

missing yeah where's El Gordo

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they can't see me camouflage it's what I

do I'm the best

I'm the best the best

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