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04x09 - The Thunder Of It All / Bonfire Of The Vanna Tea

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x09 - The Thunder Of It All / Bonfire Of The Vanna Tea

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why

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boy it sure is a beautiful day out isn't

life a wonderful thing though

oh it sure is scooter of course it would

be a lot better if you weren't here

excuse me though I said it was very

clear to state that we're enjoying here

now yep nothing could record a like

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Wow

squat cutoff we have entered the Exxon

airspace and I have a lock on the human

prepared to deploy an all-terrain

opinion or no vehicle say cutter why do

they call this an all-terrain amphibian

oh no vehicle

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show me this new terrified weapon

certainly a rotund hit button evil

scientists have concocted this insidious

m*ssile launcher disguised as a giant

happy inchworm

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all over this just horrible and yet

somehow q thank you Oh fat bottom one

you know the stupid dinos of Jurassic

City will extend the greeting to any

creature that's smiling excellent myth

on the beam m*ssile and wiggly away I'll

go to Jurassic City the rest of you come

with me

my mildew need spongy are we talking

sobs come on hey

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the coast is clear bill I think the

storm has passed

come on let's go forage for bugs and

little bits of string stupid cloud it's

man against nature out here if you want

to help help me uncrate our only

surviving terrain scoot us we have to

get out of here before we run into enemy

fungus all's well doc at least two

terrain scooters have survived and gee

where doc oh cutter hmm no we just home

to go relax maybe he's just laying

around somewhere

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now if you two are done fooling around

we can move out hey there you are buddy

come here with an idea that's gonna make

an idea that'll make me really happy I

knew they would here careful bill here

you go I call it an umbrella no bill

just open your umbrella something we can

use why whatever is this glorious thing

made of oh it's just a stick with one of

those things from the beach on top

things in the beach what things with the

beach well you know those things that

wash up sometimes with all those legs I

think you call them

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hey guys check it out happy fella well

sure

who does it I mean at least you know

until they hibernate in their cocoons

and they turn into bats butterflies

squad

it's worms turn into butterflies not

bats

everybody knows bats are just mice

Tristan there's something suspicious

about this giant happy inchworm

aha just to say suspected dinosaurs

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right for Jurassic City men I suspect

there's more to this inchworm than meets

the eye

it is as I suspected the interim is

hiding a beam m*ssile obviously intended

to be used against the good dinos of

jurassic cities this interim must be

stopped

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get this thing going Batman

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that's better one down two to go

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I'm afraid you're all wet

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say adios thunderlizards

watch the monkeys down today to the zoo

I like to watch the monkeys dance for

funny dance

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and when you're finished in there my

tires need grouting that should be on

the outskirts of terracing city just

about now I should be hearing the lovely

sound of his horrible beep m*ssile

detonated just a mountain

you have to have a long talk about an in

that's right man you could say they

couldn't worm their way out of this one

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Oh

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Manny you're gonna be the belle of your

tea looks just like a princess doesn't

she look like a princess now gorgeous

and even after the tea is over you'll

always be the daughter formerly known as

princess to me oh it's you uncivilized

children head what beads this word

uncivilized

why try white Thank You sandy

thanks Anna what's it like curly get up

could I go get your mug shots updated

I'm not having my money I am having a

tea party Oh a tea party I've heard of

that so what are you leaving for Boston

no cop I'm not going to bus okay I am

having a tea party here my house I'm

surrounding myself with civilized people

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honey what are you doing

have you lost your senses what are you

swinging around with this this laundry

pile are you feverish don't worry about

me I'm fine mr. president well we were

wondering if you wanted to come play

ball with us man

yeah we need a catcher do I look like I

can play ball

look at me I'm wearing white well how

about you just sit there we can use

yours whole plain hey I have an idea

kids how about you forgo the gaming join

Vanna for her tea yeah wouldn't that be

fun princess your little pals cap and

the heap children joining us snobby

little friends for tea but fun cultured

holed out here

we talk about tear cheese we'd love to

come to it see you bet I've never seen a

key I got stuck by a bee so what do we

got to do well for one you cannot come

to a tea dressed like that if you're

going to partake in my occasion you all

must be dressed up like allies little

ladies and gentlemen

Twinkies you're back

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chicks dig me

so vana what do you want us to do

yeah vana how does this whole key thing

work it's really quite simple you drink

tea and you confess oh all right you eat

cucumber sandwiches which way yeah we'll

help you bring him out thank the maker

something for you to do there in the

kitchen

my mom's cutting off the crusts hey wait

for me

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why whoa

mrs. Irving Plowboys I've never seen you

eat children so dressed up he had turned

around boys rich is it gonna be honey

you want me to take out the garbage look

at the heat boys in our little monkey

suits take out the garbage now that is

it something about sandwiches mrs. Irby

yeah we were gonna help you carry the

milk that's very thoughtful of you boys

hey you know

oh thanks a lot mrs. er b-but well we're

gonna feel a little rude yeah I mean

what are the other kids gonna eat mrs.

Irby everyone they are waiting save it I

I think your mother forgot something

yeah there's nothing but cucumbers and

toothpaste or something on these

sandwiches why why do I even try

Boutrous Boutrous dolly psyche what is

this all about

it's those keep kids I just know it

everywhere they go a jumble of clutter

will surely be found even at civilised

events like a tea incredible well I

won't stand for it

nope I just won't I'm not gonna have the

neighbors trash invading my little girls

teeth nope

won't Stanford

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to our host oh I knew you - how did it

need to be fertilized

hey fauna great t-this is about as much

fun as taking an algebra examined by

underpants mind with a visual people are

eating hey you guys

does anyone see Carter yeah he was right

behind us well I'm sure he's around here

somewhere

you know how clutter is he wants to be

where the fun is look sharp boys some of

our garbage is making a break for it

what say what we've got to stop it it's

our job

well I can certainly say for you minor

mishaps my tea is a smashing success

whoops sure we go stop me all this

floods gonna give me a rash I'm sorry if

you don't understand the complexities of

a mature world all I know is I have a

party where nothing's happening nada zip

zero what does something happen hmm too

bad it got dark so fast I was finally

enjoying myself

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but hey you can't do that to my boys

you'll just trash what what

looks bad doesn't it right it doesn't

look good way not good at all well while

the kids are at their tea gets a go out

they look for a story of this dull dull

town don't know why I bother nothing

ever happens nothing

well Vanna it was great having a little

taste of class yeah

even though we're about to be buried in

garbage this has been a very wonderful

event why why me

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hey garbage there's garbage everywhere

you know that uh this tea think is

really not so bad once you get to the

fun part

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