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04x12 - Eek Bin Ein Berliner / Pre-hysteric Man

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x12 - Eek Bin Ein Berliner / Pre-hysteric Man

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oh what a ride

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to see my collection

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almost made cannibals I'm detected by

bottom still unbitten

I made it without a

scretch boy I hope Annabelle likes these

roses CU you know what they say A Rose

by Any Other Name is still better than a

sharp stick in the eye of in the of

George or something

Bo sounds like some big around

here

hello excuse

me well jib true to their word the in

space beings who've contacted us from

the other side of the Galaxy have in

fact sent us the all knowing monolith as

an offering of Peace that's right Hank

just like they promise here it comes

it's right here on the radar a monolith

that promises to solve all the Earth's

problems in less than 6 hours incredible

jib it certainly is

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Hank well jib it appears the intelligent

aliens from the other side of the

universe aren't sending an all- knowing

monolith as a peace offering as promised

sure aren't Han so I guess we'll just

have to blow up their distant planet

after

all so who wants lunch

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ever hear of a

sidewalk that was quite a tumble and yet

I'm relatively unscathed one would

almost think something broke my ball and

yet there is nothing there it's as if

fate decided my Landing today would be

gentle till then tomorrow I might carry

on to do today that which tomorrow

promised only yesterday

that today's tomorrow would be

yesterday's today and tomorrow's day

before yesterday or only today and

tomorrow's yesterday's Dawn with after

tomorrow day before yesterday which ared

with the dawning of today and reminds me

to P theer that's strange it's like I

have no feeling in my tail I wait a

minute something back there something I

must have S in something stuck

to is that you K you're all flat we got

to pump you up come on excuse me mittens

I wonder if you'd mind filling my friend

here up with oh sure man as long as it

takes up my valuable time and they don't

get paid I'm there

manting my as

Adventures out of my man I'm out of here

man don't worry shy although being a

long Ballo like Bean may not be the

existence you were used to it's still in

existence and hey look there's

incredible Elmo hi incredible Elmo

so incredible Elmo what brings you to

the park to juggle I'm trying to think

of ways to cheer my little brother Timmy

before he has his much needed operation

K what sort of medicinal misfortunate is

to be falling little Timmy this time

incredible Elmo oh eek it's terrible

Timmy volunteered to try out a new

denture cream only Timmy doesn't wear

dentures and well before he knew it they

s that in his mouth the denture cream

was a huge success and now it's going to

take surgery to wipe that smile off his

face terrible elemo just terrible well

at least he looks happy well he's crying

on the inside you bet you boy just some

balloon animals will cheer him up Jimmy

loves

that look Jimmy it's the Ebola virus

it's it's the butterfly doing

yoga it's the digestive track of a sea

slug how about that it's the Hat Grand

dress reward of the 1996 Golden Gloves I

think I got him with that one he sure

looks

happy yeah don't you really uh

brightened his day now if you don't mind

i'

better guess my handlers were a little

sharper than I

thought uh hi

sh yes yes shy I'm aware that you'd

rather have a root canal performed by

rabid monkeys while waiting in line at

the DMB than see me near your house

you've told me that a number of times

but see I brought you this fruit basket

to say I'm sorry about blowing up your

house where should I put it

H well I'm not sure that's even a remote

physical possibility Shi how about I

just put it over here by your

crane okay shy it's right over here if

you get hungry I'll just be going

now boy that shk sure has away with

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tools what is it for what do you see you

need help power stapler sure I'll help

you shy where's your

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K Sharky looks like we're in Germany or

something and boy are we lucky we could

have landed face first would a really

hurt on this anniversary of the to of

the Berlin Wall I am honored to knock

over this final remaining peace as a

testament to Freedom throughout the

world now give me my

H Merin crushing our

brains um hello

anyone could you please uh pull us out

of here hello are you a pair of trolls

then trolls who live under slabs of

cement or something magic trolls come

along then piggy but I found a troll

under the slab quit carrying on piggy

you and your Beast they gry

encourageable you are but but I saw them

trolls ugly things that live under

the YY even though we had a few it's

your way fun to visit another country

there are so many interesting cultures

so different from our own and the music

just listen to what I learn to

do boy isn't that a beautiful

sound you do shy you do know a more

beautiful sound boy I'd like to hear

that what is it Shy what is that

beautiful sound I'm waiting shy I'm

waiting to hear what you consider to be

a beautiful sound I'll just close my

eyes and listen

your

again must stop this

Insanity stop being such a baby you can

just get out yeah get out but I saw them

trolls ugly things that live under

the shut up

biggy wait a moment what's the best is

going on

here I tried to tell you

good morning world say hello to your new

master man hey

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Bill what you doing up there buddy what

does it look like I'm doing a trite I am

reing in my humanness well G Bill I'm

not sure that's the best place to

celebrate your victory over nature oh no

and why not Johnny dull bulb on the tree

well Bill you're standing on a man

eating antill huh why

SC stupid ants once more outsmarted my

man Cur this Evolution thing

oh now what something breathing on

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me don't be jungle

slug I beat you I beat you

get that out right away Marjorie the

future of Dino existence depends on that

little bit of paper yes General

gpus General gpus the Unspeakable has

happened it is unspeakable maybe we

shouldn't talk about it Dr sty I feel we

must take a look at the surveillance

video from the lava Dam out an impending

disaster

Valley it's those horrible humans again

bent on destroying dinosaur

existence they live for one purpose to

annihilate us while I want them stopped

do you hear me stop I'm afraid the

humans have already caused the damage to

the lava Dam and now our prior has to be

to stop the impending disaster as you

can see it's only a matter of time

before the lava cuts a path right to the

Jurassic city the whole city will go up

in Flames cars will melt buildings will

explode water will turn to steam the

humidity itself will destroy hairstyles

trees will Wilt your own sweat will be

hot enough to make tea with I've heard

enough we've got to find a way to stop

the lava before word gets out and

there's a Citywide Panic this

information cannot leave this

room well so much for avoiding a panic

tell me Dr SP what can we do to avoid

this impending disaster we must put Dino

Volunteers in the path of the lava using

High expl*sives they must blast A New

Path for the lava to follow of course

time is running out and it is unlikely

that these Brave Dino volunteers would

be able to to escape the approaching

lava before blowing out the New Path

well I think I know just the

volunteer but but General I left a CLE

in come on General man I'm allergic to

Lava be bo alive sir you're volunteering

for this Mission and you'll like

it get them out of

here ants try to eat me fish bite me

jungle slug trying to chew on my hand I

Am Not a Human Being I'm a snack food

there you are buddy I've been looking

for you now let go of me what are you

doing scooter look bill I invented this

I call it Transportation see you wind up

this Vine from this rubber tree till

it's really tight and off you go here

hop on try it okay look at me go

what you got to release the tension bill

that's

better there now that wasn't so

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bad you know I think it's really Brave

of you guys to volunteer to drive a

truck of expl*sives a path of

approaching lava to save Jurassic

City hey man there's been a mistake we

were told we were going to a birthday

party yeah we don't know anything about

molden rock I'm a fighter not a lava

those are some Brave Last Words fellas

looks like we're almost over your drop

sake hey guys that wasn't so bad after

all yes we were lucky this time now to

find the truck full of expl*sives before

I think I got a pretty good fix on the

truck

doc you must go very slowly very

cautiously so as not to J the liquid

expl*sives I can't take it Mommy I mean

guys the pressure is k*lling me

man we're going to be okay here I'll

turn the radio stimulating

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nice catch Squad now hand me the jaw I I

I can't man come on Squad let's go to

the J it's okay I want a man but my

brain says no du he shaking we got to do

something I have a

plan I can't let go man I can't brain

says no maybe will

help thanks guys I could have got really

hurt no problem squat you

horrible

destroy there look at you lying there

you'll never hurt me again

H must make the hurting

stop okay guys according to this map

this is where we blow up the gorge to

divert the approaching lava quickly

let's lower the expl*sives into the

gorge easy easy almost there touch down

okay boys mission accomplished we just

drop a be grenade over the side and our

mission is

done uh Squad about that map are you

sure this is the right spot sure it is

man here's the big X right these

coordinates squat here's the lava flow

map this is the map to General gpus

house for his Christmas party you

mean

uhoh doomed we dinosaurs are doomed I

just know it gee I sure hope the general

has Insurance there is no time for that

now the labow is still heading for

Jurassic City we got to do something

man oh Bill where are you I have an idea

we can make the transportation go faster

by adding Wings come on out you'll love

it oh yes I will love

this byebye

hey you're right guys this is the Ravine

where we were supposed to divert the

lava yeah it heads right out to the

ocean and the lava is coming we need a

miracle we need

look yes I'm encased iners but I'm still

well enough to survive this and pull

Scooter's head off and K it to the

Moon look guys the lava flow bured by

that Landslide and now it is headed this

way

run you say this comes out of thece ACC

to the map

yes hey cutter are you thinking what I'm

thinking ru

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