oh what a ride
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to see my collection
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almost made cannibals I'm detected by
bottom still unbitten
I made it without a
scretch boy I hope Annabelle likes these
roses CU you know what they say A Rose
by Any Other Name is still better than a
sharp stick in the eye of in the of
George or something
Bo sounds like some big around
here
hello excuse
me well jib true to their word the in
space beings who've contacted us from
the other side of the Galaxy have in
fact sent us the all knowing monolith as
an offering of Peace that's right Hank
just like they promise here it comes
it's right here on the radar a monolith
that promises to solve all the Earth's
problems in less than 6 hours incredible
jib it certainly is
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Hank well jib it appears the intelligent
aliens from the other side of the
universe aren't sending an all- knowing
monolith as a peace offering as promised
sure aren't Han so I guess we'll just
have to blow up their distant planet
after
all so who wants lunch
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ever hear of a
sidewalk that was quite a tumble and yet
I'm relatively unscathed one would
almost think something broke my ball and
yet there is nothing there it's as if
fate decided my Landing today would be
gentle till then tomorrow I might carry
on to do today that which tomorrow
promised only yesterday
that today's tomorrow would be
yesterday's today and tomorrow's day
before yesterday or only today and
tomorrow's yesterday's Dawn with after
tomorrow day before yesterday which ared
with the dawning of today and reminds me
to P theer that's strange it's like I
have no feeling in my tail I wait a
minute something back there something I
must have S in something stuck
to is that you K you're all flat we got
to pump you up come on excuse me mittens
I wonder if you'd mind filling my friend
here up with oh sure man as long as it
takes up my valuable time and they don't
get paid I'm there
manting my as
Adventures out of my man I'm out of here
man don't worry shy although being a
long Ballo like Bean may not be the
existence you were used to it's still in
existence and hey look there's
incredible Elmo hi incredible Elmo
so incredible Elmo what brings you to
the park to juggle I'm trying to think
of ways to cheer my little brother Timmy
before he has his much needed operation
K what sort of medicinal misfortunate is
to be falling little Timmy this time
incredible Elmo oh eek it's terrible
Timmy volunteered to try out a new
denture cream only Timmy doesn't wear
dentures and well before he knew it they
s that in his mouth the denture cream
was a huge success and now it's going to
take surgery to wipe that smile off his
face terrible elemo just terrible well
at least he looks happy well he's crying
on the inside you bet you boy just some
balloon animals will cheer him up Jimmy
loves
that look Jimmy it's the Ebola virus
it's it's the butterfly doing
yoga it's the digestive track of a sea
slug how about that it's the Hat Grand
dress reward of the 1996 Golden Gloves I
think I got him with that one he sure
looks
happy yeah don't you really uh
brightened his day now if you don't mind
i'
better guess my handlers were a little
sharper than I
thought uh hi
sh yes yes shy I'm aware that you'd
rather have a root canal performed by
rabid monkeys while waiting in line at
the DMB than see me near your house
you've told me that a number of times
but see I brought you this fruit basket
to say I'm sorry about blowing up your
house where should I put it
H well I'm not sure that's even a remote
physical possibility Shi how about I
just put it over here by your
crane okay shy it's right over here if
you get hungry I'll just be going
now boy that shk sure has away with
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tools what is it for what do you see you
need help power stapler sure I'll help
you shy where's your
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K Sharky looks like we're in Germany or
something and boy are we lucky we could
have landed face first would a really
hurt on this anniversary of the to of
the Berlin Wall I am honored to knock
over this final remaining peace as a
testament to Freedom throughout the
world now give me my
H Merin crushing our
brains um hello
anyone could you please uh pull us out
of here hello are you a pair of trolls
then trolls who live under slabs of
cement or something magic trolls come
along then piggy but I found a troll
under the slab quit carrying on piggy
you and your Beast they gry
encourageable you are but but I saw them
trolls ugly things that live under
the YY even though we had a few it's
your way fun to visit another country
there are so many interesting cultures
so different from our own and the music
just listen to what I learn to
do boy isn't that a beautiful
sound you do shy you do know a more
beautiful sound boy I'd like to hear
that what is it Shy what is that
beautiful sound I'm waiting shy I'm
waiting to hear what you consider to be
a beautiful sound I'll just close my
eyes and listen
your
again must stop this
Insanity stop being such a baby you can
just get out yeah get out but I saw them
trolls ugly things that live under
the shut up
biggy wait a moment what's the best is
going on
here I tried to tell you
good morning world say hello to your new
master man hey
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Bill what you doing up there buddy what
does it look like I'm doing a trite I am
reing in my humanness well G Bill I'm
not sure that's the best place to
celebrate your victory over nature oh no
and why not Johnny dull bulb on the tree
well Bill you're standing on a man
eating antill huh why
SC stupid ants once more outsmarted my
man Cur this Evolution thing
oh now what something breathing on
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me don't be jungle
slug I beat you I beat you
get that out right away Marjorie the
future of Dino existence depends on that
little bit of paper yes General
gpus General gpus the Unspeakable has
happened it is unspeakable maybe we
shouldn't talk about it Dr sty I feel we
must take a look at the surveillance
video from the lava Dam out an impending
disaster
Valley it's those horrible humans again
bent on destroying dinosaur
existence they live for one purpose to
annihilate us while I want them stopped
do you hear me stop I'm afraid the
humans have already caused the damage to
the lava Dam and now our prior has to be
to stop the impending disaster as you
can see it's only a matter of time
before the lava cuts a path right to the
Jurassic city the whole city will go up
in Flames cars will melt buildings will
explode water will turn to steam the
humidity itself will destroy hairstyles
trees will Wilt your own sweat will be
hot enough to make tea with I've heard
enough we've got to find a way to stop
the lava before word gets out and
there's a Citywide Panic this
information cannot leave this
room well so much for avoiding a panic
tell me Dr SP what can we do to avoid
this impending disaster we must put Dino
Volunteers in the path of the lava using
High expl*sives they must blast A New
Path for the lava to follow of course
time is running out and it is unlikely
that these Brave Dino volunteers would
be able to to escape the approaching
lava before blowing out the New Path
well I think I know just the
volunteer but but General I left a CLE
in come on General man I'm allergic to
Lava be bo alive sir you're volunteering
for this Mission and you'll like
it get them out of
here ants try to eat me fish bite me
jungle slug trying to chew on my hand I
Am Not a Human Being I'm a snack food
there you are buddy I've been looking
for you now let go of me what are you
doing scooter look bill I invented this
I call it Transportation see you wind up
this Vine from this rubber tree till
it's really tight and off you go here
hop on try it okay look at me go
what you got to release the tension bill
that's
better there now that wasn't so
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bad you know I think it's really Brave
of you guys to volunteer to drive a
truck of expl*sives a path of
approaching lava to save Jurassic
City hey man there's been a mistake we
were told we were going to a birthday
party yeah we don't know anything about
molden rock I'm a fighter not a lava
those are some Brave Last Words fellas
looks like we're almost over your drop
sake hey guys that wasn't so bad after
all yes we were lucky this time now to
find the truck full of expl*sives before
I think I got a pretty good fix on the
truck
doc you must go very slowly very
cautiously so as not to J the liquid
expl*sives I can't take it Mommy I mean
guys the pressure is k*lling me
man we're going to be okay here I'll
turn the radio stimulating
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nice catch Squad now hand me the jaw I I
I can't man come on Squad let's go to
the J it's okay I want a man but my
brain says no du he shaking we got to do
something I have a
plan I can't let go man I can't brain
says no maybe will
help thanks guys I could have got really
hurt no problem squat you
horrible
destroy there look at you lying there
you'll never hurt me again
H must make the hurting
stop okay guys according to this map
this is where we blow up the gorge to
divert the approaching lava quickly
let's lower the expl*sives into the
gorge easy easy almost there touch down
okay boys mission accomplished we just
drop a be grenade over the side and our
mission is
done uh Squad about that map are you
sure this is the right spot sure it is
man here's the big X right these
coordinates squat here's the lava flow
map this is the map to General gpus
house for his Christmas party you
mean
uhoh doomed we dinosaurs are doomed I
just know it gee I sure hope the general
has Insurance there is no time for that
now the labow is still heading for
Jurassic City we got to do something
man oh Bill where are you I have an idea
we can make the transportation go faster
by adding Wings come on out you'll love
it oh yes I will love
this byebye
hey you're right guys this is the Ravine
where we were supposed to divert the
lava yeah it heads right out to the
ocean and the lava is coming we need a
miracle we need
look yes I'm encased iners but I'm still
well enough to survive this and pull
Scooter's head off and K it to the
Moon look guys the lava flow bured by
that Landslide and now it is headed this
way
run you say this comes out of thece ACC
to the map
yes hey cutter are you thinking what I'm
thinking ru
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04x12 - Eek Bin Ein Berliner / Pre-hysteric Man
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.
Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.