04x16 - The Sound of MusEek / Oh The Humanity

[bunniefuu]

huh

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why are you

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what a ride

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thank you

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[Applause]

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I like milk you know milk comes from

cows

hey mittens you know I cast at Bells

yeah man I know why cows have bells man

cows have bells cause sometimes their

horns don't work man

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thank you

hey

man get us into humor man really sheesh

thanks for joining us for a milk break

Sharky

bye Sharky maybe we'll see you later

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oh Chucky before you go I almost forgot

here's that quarter I borrowed

I'll throw it to you

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hit his head

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hit his head

is

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little Timmy this time oh eat it's two

too awful to describe I'll just have to

show you

because holy

could you be strong

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so so horrible inhuman

he is not inhuman it is

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well I already know what we need to do

we need to form a band and sell tickets

we'll call it Timmy stock

do you play any instruments see well uh

no you're in the band now we've got to

let the people know about Timmy stock

hey ain't no just a guy who can help us

spread the word about Jimmy stock Elmo

hey I'm Chris Leary and you are plugged

into

let's count down

there today my special guest are Elmo

the Elkin eat the cat they're here to

talk about their upcoming concert Timmy

stock to raise money for almost little

brother Timmy now Elmo what exactly is

wrong with Timmy oh Chris it's terrible

Jimmy wanted to see how much money he

had and well he got his nose stuck in

his piggy bank

we need to raise money to treat poor

Jimmy's face all this fisherman so we're

pretty not a rock show Chris

hmm uh okay uh-huh well our other guest

today is a swimsuit model actress and

calendar pinup girl named Julie hello

Chris eek Elmo hello Hey so uh we're

ready to take your calls for eek Elmo or

Julie

well let's take a call for Julie it's

Gunther from Metropolis

hi Julie I love that movie space fiends

go disco did you do all your own stunts

doubtful since I wasn't in that movie

Next

let's take another call

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so you see Captain Yeager please ma'am

call me Chuck Chuck Scott Crossfield may

have set the stage for man space flight

but your October 14th 1947 X1 flight

certainly pushed the envelope towards

the New Frontier you should feel good

about yourself thanks Julie I do feel

better

hey a call for Economo huh

I'm afraid you have the wrong number

he the muffin man he's after man

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audience would be more interested in a

beautiful calendar girl bathing suit

model like Julie than the plate of a

young elk who tragically has a piggy

bank stuck on his nose well we just have

to think of another way to draw

attention to our benefit for Jimmy

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thank you

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you know what our bear needs is a

high-profile drummer a drummer well

where are we gonna find a high profile

drummer in time for Timmy stock come

along piggy the light's about to change

look the Lorry has eyes get out of the

street piggy but it's got eyes big

blinking eyes there on the Lorry shut up

Piggy you're blinking Patty you are but

I saw them eyes on the Lorry shut up

Piggy

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maybe we should have learned to play

these instruments

laughs

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okay

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at the end

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come on look it's raining money the

audience is throwing cash to me shock is

a success

there's probably enough money here for a

little Timmy to get as much needed

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it looks like a Christmas miracle

apparently our music is cured Timmy

boyish wonderful when everything works

out and now I know Tommy will use that

hard-earned money to help others

inflicted like himself

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[Applause]

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good Cretaceous the missing ball net

proves all my series of evolution to be

true this single pole could change the

world through civilized dinosaur Society

into a tailspin and discount all we

learned dinos once believed

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I must get this fine safely to my

research laboratory back in Jurassic

City if it would have fallen to the

wrong hands the world as we know it

would be immediately surrounded chaos

oh

leave me alone let's eat scooter I hear

he's full of chocolate

miserable brain chewing best you miss me

you can kiss my big fat butt I win World

me Bill the man huh

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easy with this gentle Souls this could

be the archaeological find of a lifetime

why

to return to Jurassic City means causing

Untamed enemy territory inside the

ex-zone with this bone the most

important scientific discovery in a

millennium I could certainly use some

protection from those devious megasaurs

I

have just the bodyguards for the job

we'll wait for support to arrive over

and out

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sounds like those P brain Thunder

lizards have arrived for active duty

well they sound upbeat and ready for

action

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what's this one

now all three of us

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well well well the terrible Thunder

lizards don't we just have all the time

in the world for Fun and Games well

playtime is over Thunder lizards now get

in my office Marjorie please hold my

calls while I Pummel the Thunder lizards

into the next millennium yes

so

instead of the original assignment that

I was going to have you do which was

basically scraping gum off the parking

lot pavement you will now headed to the

outskirts of the EXO all you have to do

is escort Dr steggy and is fined across

the X zone safely can you handle that

well can you

Excuse Me I'm Irish well then move out

all right

this is my foot blocker the door is over

there

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hey Bill there you are buddy so how's

your morning going my morning scooter oh

just usual you know I awoke to a jungle

slug trying to chew on my hand realized

I hadn't eaten anything but dirt bark

and a handful of common germs for weeks

scrounged for food and found nothing but

poison ivy oh let's see got stepped on

by a big dinosaur wallowed in quicksand

a bit you know same old same old oh did

I mention a huge bone fell from the sky

and landed on my head no bill you didn't

what bucket isn't that wonderful so as

you can see it's just another Beautiful

Beginning for another peachy day in this

horror show we called my life when when

am I ever gonna get a break

that certainly sounded like a break oh

let me help you out there buddy it's

good what's on your face

your face look like I did the time that

frothy School asaurus spit me well I

call it toothpaste Bill I'm trying to

take care of my teeth so they won't get

sick and fall out how are your teeth

Bill

oh you better let me take a look

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I call this brushing your teeth it'll

help rub away all those gross things

that are eating away at your Choppers

and here's my newest teeth cleaning

invention Bill huh

call it the dental Swisher

stop

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gonna adjust the pressure on my dental

Swisher

it appears we had visitors hmm what

would bring the Thunder lizards to our

neck of the woods

aha I see it appears the Thunder lizards

are protecting that mysterious bone

there must be some value to this

cartilage

hmm well whatever it is it will soon be

property of the thugasaurs

follow me gee guys I feel really good

the general Galapagos finally gave us a

really cool Mission yes it is good to be

trusted again yeah it's great to have a

chance to show the general that we're

not ninnies now we can take a mission

and not bundle it if anyone can protect

this well this bone it's us right guys

hmm I guess that was a bad thing huh

guess what I'd say dropping the

mysterious and potentially life-changing

bone we were ordered to protect in the

middle of the X zone and it's all our

fault would fit nicely there's a

man-made category

I'm sorry okay guys we've made a mistake

we must keep our heads and

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we can see that bone before anyone

notices

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ha we must move carefully

well thank you very much Squad

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[Laughter]

to join in with the laughter fellas

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guys hold on to the Rope time to drop

out

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ah wonderful for me for once I fell off

a cliff and landed softly very softly I

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mean

everything all right back there of

course sir we'll have you and your

incredible find safely out of the EXO

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this after effect it must be handled

with absolute care

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[Applause]

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there you are buddy I've been looking

all over for you hey it looks like

you've already figured out my latest

tooth care invention huh huh I call it

the automatic toothbrush

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thank you

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