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04x18 - Rock Eek 6 / Eekscaliber

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Eek! The Cat". Aired: September 12, 1992 – August 1, 1997.*
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Revolves around the misadventures of a jolly purple cat named Eek, who lives in the fictitious city of McTropolis.

04x18 - Rock Eek 6 / Eekscaliber

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what a ride

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I sure hope Annabelle likes these

flowers

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terrible science experiment gone mad is

turned into Bell into a giant

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wait come back

well I'm Hank it appears this sporty

Pink Pussycat a monstrosity Must Be

Stopped that's right Jim I guess we'll

have to

um open fire

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don't hurt anybody

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animals

excuse me little kitty I'm the 50-foot

tall result of a science project gone

wrong and I was passing through on my

way to destroy the city when I knocked

over a mailbox this letter fell out and

I believe it's for this address well

cool my eyes and that's awful this is

for my neighbor Sharkey I'll be sharing

give it to him thanks see you later

enjoy destroying our city Missy's

50-foot lady ma'am

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thank you

hello Sharky it's me hmm you must not be

home I'll just push this through

Sharky's mail slot

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hey Sharkey looks like you danced into a

tree I guess the tree bark was worse

than its bikes

and you drop this

patriotic Warrior Platinum speaking at

your senior reunion

they just need a ride there you see hmm

hey it's Elmo the elf say hello I wonder

if you could give us a Lyft to start his

obedient School reunion Sharky's hero

Platinum is going to be there what a

coincidence I'm supposed to meet

Platinum right after this very function

she's going on to challenge patriotic

Warrior roboticus the Disturbed Android

for the world championship and has

graciously offered to donate the prize

money to help Timmy get his much needed

operation well what's wrong with Timmy

this time oh leak it's terrible Timmy

accidentally swallowed his mood ring

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hello were you a classmate of Sharkies

hey man you know what they say if you

remember obedient School you weren't

there man

[Laughter]

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and now I'd like to welcome our guest

speaker a warrior just like us and a

fine young lady too patriotic Warrior

and soon to be World patriotic Warrior

champion

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this is your chance go get her autograph

Jackie wait your shoes untied

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them are you okay well I'm basically all

right but it looks like I twisted my

ankle how are you gonna take on

roboticus the Disturbed Android for the

world championship and use the prize

money to help little Jimmy get his

operation I'm afraid we'll have to find

someone to take my place until I can be

well again

oh

turkey says he told me right there he

represent you and Timmy in the

championship match since this whole mess

is his

uh is partially his fault but what do

you know about battling the likes of

roboticus the Disturbed Android

patriotic Warrior I know Platinum we can

help train turkey we'll bring in the

best to train this little guy right here

you betcha if anyone can get this little

doggie into Tip-Top shape it's us and so

in a display of audacity this bloated

purple cat and a hapless antler

incumbent elk stepped in to do the

impossible to make a small flabby shark

dog into a world champion

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hello

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all right

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that's it Sharky become one with your

inner puppy touch that place inside

yourself where uh that important part

wiggle's free forget that at this point

lunches everything let's go back to

shore I'm with you man let's get

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sorry man that's okay mittens accidents

happen now we better get back to

training Sharky yeah hey I am the tiger

man that's right mittens Jackie will

have to give it all he's got fire the

Tiger's right oh man I am the tiger

they're in the bush

everybody

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[Applause]

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and so the Challenger Sharky the shark

dog is ready for the fight of his life

and I must say he better be just look at

the champion what Monica see evil

Android

patriotic Warrior and here comes the

Challenger shock Eva shock dog look at

the determination the resolve in the

countenance of that diminutive canine

Sharky you can't back out now man k*ll

it for little Jimmy

okay I want a clean fight no funny stuff

no funny stuff really well what about

this no definitely not how about this

funny stuff can we do this funny stuff

no and I don't want to see any of this

before this

and I definitely don't want to see any

of this

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now when you hear the bell ring come out

fighting

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excuse me Mr diabolical robot

ten nine eight

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seven six come on Sharky get up oh I

knew he never had a chance five four

three come on Turkey think of Kimmy

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two one

and the winner and patriotic Warrior

Champion Sharky the shark dog

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eat

come here I'm just surprising turkey

with this chocolate bunny we'll start

his day off with a smile

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thank you

the cruel ping Hans are attacking the

castle defenses they've nearly breached

the gate

we awake your orders well um there's

only one thing to do

um

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through the castle door

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I tried to tell you we should have just

rung the Bell they would have welcomed

us into the castle had we acted

civilized you don't know a guilty thing

piggy well our Behavior was bullish

shut up Piggy

I'll hail this Brave name who saves Our

Kingdom from the dreaded penguin

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and now in honor of your bravery and

saving Queen Annabelle's Kingdom from

those attacking hordes Lashley ended up

being Penguins but sir gave us a scare

and actually really sucks up our front

door I using the Excalibur sword a sword

embedded in stone 8z

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oh my gosh sir Sharky's pulled the sword

from the stone boy that'll make it a lot

easier to use

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welcome ladies and gents

these two lawyers go into a bar and uh

yeah why bud some years would get it

anyway I'm sick and tired of trying to

make you inferior peons left you know

what forget you that's the last time I

hire a superior court jester

well then uh let the B scene begin

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s

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kittens the Holy Grail wherefore art

thou Holy Grail someone has stolen the

Holy Grail do you know what that means

no more summer barbecues

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and battle Knight eating dragons and

defend ourselves from Sinister forces

who twist me

must be a birthday party or something

somewhere

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Elmo I knew I could count on you to

follow your king into the unknown

spider yes cider sounds good fish some

and we'll be off

of course you can join us

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mcgrail will succeed and no strange

happens will be falling

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oh boy do you smell that it's coming

from in that cave could this be the

Scallywags you made up with our Grill

come on

I better stay behind you I watch for the

um gas man

well uh all right then oh uh hello hey

there's no barbecuing here there's just

this big scaly thing

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stay still now I like my nights well

done

ha

boy that's a bad cough you know smoking

is really bad for you yes I know I want

to quit but well you know I'm a fire

breathing dragon well here let me offer

you a peppermint cough drop

well that is wonderful breathing fire

sure takes its toll on your throat is

there any way I may repay you for your

kindness purple night well gee Mr Dragon

it never hurts to help but well we're

looking for our snow and holy grail our

kingdom can't barbecue without it say no

more I have a huncho grill was stolen by

the mysterious Dark Knights who have

suddenly appeared on that castle on the

hill those mysterious Knights must have

our Holy Grail yes but who are they I'll

help you get up there and find out climb

on thanks Mr Dragon I've never got to

live from a dragon before don't you

worry I'll get you that in a hurry bye

bye

laughs

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and you can all kiss my big fat battle

ax goodbye

oh boy is that guy in for a wake-up call

when he realizes that's not a real check

luck King eat it is thy Holy Grail

man that sounds like Queen Annabelle and

she's in trouble

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in the name of all that's good and hands

are clean

well well well look who it is the purple

fuzzy king that's right I'm here to save

our Queen receive our Holy Grail it's

wrong to steal well we like to barbecue

as much as the next guy and we have

quite a journey ahead of us Journey yes

to the other side of the Galaxy and as

far as your precious Queen goes well she

does make a fine battery for our

spaceship

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thank you

hmm

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Circle this filthy Planet one last time

before we destroy it with our death ray

what why saltar why why would you want

to destroy a planet that can give us so

many wonderful things like oceans and

laughter and Little Richard Bautista and

warm summer nights and Ray Charles and

honeybees and Jenny McCarthy and do

drops in silence I must destroy your

pathetic Planet because we's all

Terriers are redecorating the Galaxy in

Earth's blue color just clashes with the

rest of the universe well I was not

aware now destroy that planet

foreign

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thank you

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Mommy why well raise your h*m* we saved

Queen Annabelle for the zulterians and

retrieve the Holy Grail hmm and I can't

help thinking that we forgot something

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excuse me I was wondering if you matched

about a cough drop

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