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05x26 - Nitro Circus Spectacular

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Impractical Jokers". Aired: December 15, 2011 –; present.*
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This hidden-camera series follows three lifelong friends -- Brian "Q" Quinn, James "Murr" Murray and Sal Vulcano -- who take dares to an outrageous level.

05x26 - Nitro Circus Spectacular

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We are live with

the "impractical jokers:
Nitro circus spectacular"

right here on trutv.

I'm Kay Adams,
host of "good morning football"

weekdays on NFL network.

But tonight,
I'm coming to you live

from the prudential center
in Newark, New Jersey.

The thrills already under way,

with the nitro circus crew
wowing the crowd.

They'll be joining us

and joining forces
with the jokers

to help them pull off

some of the most amazing
and unusual challenges

and punishments
in jokers' history.

Now, I'd like to welcome the man

who helped bring it
all together.

He's an action sports icon

who's won 11 x games gold medals

and became the first person
to ever land a double backflip

on a dirt bike.

Give it up for the ringleader
of nitro circus,

Travis pastrana!

♪♪

Kay: Oh, travi
how are you doi

Travis:
I'm going good tonight.

Good to have you he

what does the nitro circus crew
have planned

for our jokers tonig

basically, we took it
from the movie "rad."

This is hell course
for the jokers.

We have all kinds of stuff
from the matrix to...

I mean, you got roll-ins.
You got zorb ba*ls.

It is going to be one heck
of a hard challenge

for these guys.

There might be some potatoe
out there.

Who knows?
It's live t

okay, everybody, who wants t
see the jokers in actio

yeah. [ Chuckle

I know they're rea

so let's bring them right now.

Make some noise
for sal, Joe, q, and mur

what's up?!

Hi, guys.
Hey, Joe. How you doing?

Hey.
You're looking spiffy.

How's everybody doin

Yes!

You guys must feel like
rock stars.

What does it feel like

to have all these people here
live cheering you guys on?!

To have the best f
in the world?!

Oh, my god!
These guys are awesome!

We love you guys.
Yes!

And everybody at h* stay comfy.

Everybody be co

Kay: We have a great show
for you guys.

The guys of nitro circus
put their lives on the line

for their stunts.

What's going through your minds
right now?

I just hope I don't pee my pants
on live TV.

That's literally
my only fear right now.

- You just did.
- Ohh!

I'm ne

I want to do the best I c
for my charity

and just Fo my own self-resp

good call.

Now, tonight,

we'll also be rolling out
three brand-new challenges

based on classic moments
from the jokers' past,

including
a glorious return to...

Together:
The castle of white!

That's right.

Now, the joker

with the most thumbs-down
from these challenges

will endure
an unforgettable punishment

straight from the mind
of this guy and nitro circus.

So, which of you is
the most nervous, do you think?

Uh...

No, I'm all rig

you guys are okay?

Sal!

- Me?
- You're the most nervous.

You're sweating the most.

I'm like, "ehhhh

is this crowd ready
for a huge night

with these jokers
and nitro circus?

Let's do it!

Murr:
Look at this! Yes!

- Yes!
- Here they go.

Oh! Oh!

Sal:
Prepare for something amazing.

Q: Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr:
I want my mommy!

Sal:
I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Kay: Yeah,
that's not scary at all.

It's unbelievab

soon, the jokers will be
competing against each other

in a race through
an extreme obstacle course

custom designed
by Travis and nitro circus.

I would not want to be you guys.

The obstacles were inspired
by past episodes of the show,

and will challenge the jokers
in unique ways.

Now, we'll have more
on what's in store

a little bit later.

But today,
the guys are competing

for more than
just bragging rights.

They're racing for charity.

Yes, the joker
who completes the course

in the fastest amount of time

gets $100,000
for a charity of their choice.

I want to know,
who are you racing for?

I am, as ever, running

for the tunnel to towers
Stephen siller foundation.

Very dear to my heart.
Love those guys.

I am competing
for make-a-wish foundatio

I am for St. ju
children's hospi

and I'm going for
an anti-bullying organization

superheroe in real lif

- all right!
- All incredible charities.

Great causes.
I'm wishing you guys luck.

Now, Travis, if you were
a betting man,

who would you put your money on?

You know,
it's a pretty tough call.

I'd say q definitely had it
coming in.

Ah, man.
I'm going with murr.

He had the fastest...
He really caught on quick.

- I think I'm gonna win.
- That's all right.

That's all right.
I want to be the underdo

you picked mur

and you watch what happen
Travis!

Now, to train for tonight,
you guys traveled

to pastranaland ranch, Maryland,
to work with Travis himself.

So, what did you guys expect,
going into that experience?

Well, I didn't exp
to hang out in the woo

with a bunc of crazy mania

that's really what happened

that was exactly
what I expected,

have you watched any of this?

It is exactly what
we thought it would

you got to remember, we've never
been on a dirt b

we were never on an at

we've never be on a scoote

anything, ev

so, like, this is the fir
night of doing t

pray for us.

So, lowe your expectatio

well, let's check out
what happened

as the guys tried their luck
on pit bikes.

♪♪

Holy

well, welcome to my house.

Everything around here
is pretty much where

all the new stuff gets tested
for nitro circus.

We had the triple backflip
get landed up there,

quadruple backflip on bmx
over here.

And this track's actually
for my 3-year-old daughter.

We've got some pit bikes here.

It's pretty easy to ride.

It's usually what younger kids
start to ride or...

Really middle-aged men
trying to do something?

Exactly.
But don't let it fool you.

If you go wide-open
on some jumps,

you will fly
and you will get really hurt.

Or land magnificently.

Sorry.
I like your style already.

Look at that.

That guy's ready to go.

You're probably gonna want to be
in second most of the time.

We're gonna switching gear

all right.
Peace out, b*tches.

Whoa!

- Whoa!
- There we go.

There you go.
Perfect, yeah.

Good luck!

No, I'm not going down that.

I feel like I'll fall.

Just go nice and sl
come on, b*tch!

♪♪

h*! h*! h*!

Whoa.

♪♪

This I don't like.
I don't like this at all.

Whoo!
That's a scary one.

Travis:
We're not used to having

a lot of guys
from New York come ride.

[ Laughs this is going great.

Whoo!
He's a perfect examp
ignorance is bl

he keeps going
faster and faster.

He's got nothing to los
I have a baby and a wif

nothing is going to miss him.

I've got a pla

whoo!

Did I win any awards yet?

Oh! Oh!

That's how you
walk out of that.
That's how you
walk out of that.

Travis: Whoa! Yeah!

Yeah, look at that skid.

That's the confidence
I'm talking about.

It was a total acciden
but I'll take it

q: Sexy, sexy Joe.

I'm pretty impressed.
Were you impressed.

Actually, I was impressed with
how well they picked it up,

just that the competition
camaraderie was pretty good.

Now, the guys
also spent some time

learning to ride
quad motorcycles,

and that turned out to be
a little more difficult.

Take a look.

♪♪

On. Turn on

mine's broke

man: This is high, low,
neutral, reverse.

You stay in high.

♪♪

Whoo-hoo!

Travis: Oh, my gosh.

Hold up. Stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.

That was gre but you almost d

really?

If you think you might fl
one way or the oth

forgot the four-wheele

and even
if you're belly-flopping

whoa! That's -

okay, just like th

- you okay, bud.
- Yeah.

- Broken?
- That's it.

[Ble

okay.

Medic.

Something crack

all right.

Where'd you, uh...?
Here.

Landed right here?

Yeah, I'm ok I feel everythi

yeah, I'm moving the t

ohh [bleep

yeah.

Oh! All right.

Hold on. Hold on.

Travis:
And there you have it, boys

♪♪

Oh!

Man: I mean, somebody's
got to say it. Rick?

- Rick?
- Wow.

Wow, q,
that looked really painful.

How badly were you hurt?

You know, I pulled all my fat.

All my fat was pulled.

I broke two ribs.

I got nerve damage in my leg.

I pulled my neck muscles.

It was a bit of a mess.

What were you guys thinking?

Joe, what were you thinking
when he hit the ground?

I was like, "oh, not hi
I like that one."

I saw it, and I was lik
"oh, my god.

Uh, lunch.

I also was thinking about
when lunch was.

Right, thank you guys.
Thank you.

Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Well, despite q's injuries,
the show must go on.

The doctors will not
let you out there tonight.

No, I'm sorry
to break it to everybody.

I cannot compete tonight.

The doctors
will not let me compete.

I know, I know.

Nobody's more heartbroken
than me.

But believe me, I have a plan.

I have a special friend
filling in for me tonight.

Wait, you brought somebo
to swap in?

Oh, yeah,
don't worry about that.

You guys okay with that?

You guys are in for a treat!

I'm all right with

- wow.
- Bring it on. Bring it on.

I'm ready to go.
- Special guest racer.

Kay: We will find out
who that is

when "impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular"

returns after this break.

By the way, if you guys like

the insanity
happening behind us tonight,

you can check it out live
next summer.

Travis: Yeah, and the 2017
nitro circus live tour

has gone on sale.

We're hitting cities
all across the U.S.

We've got the best

freestyle motocross,
bmx athletes in the world.

Head to nitrocircus. Com now
to grab your tickets

to come watch us in person.

At some of these jumps,

you will fly,
and you will get really hurt.

Or land magnificently.

♪ If this plane goes down

♪ tell him I loved him

come on, b*tch!

♪ So nothing is left unsaid

that's it.

Q: A little more
sympathetic.

- All right.
- Yeah, right?

A little more sympathetic,
I thought, I thought.

You got hur we get it.

Yeah, putting your body
on the line.

Talk about dedication there.

Now, clearly, q cannot compete

in the obstacle course tonight,

but since you still want to
try to raise that $100,000

for Stephen siller
tunnel to towers foundation,

you have a plan.

I do have a plan.

I have a special friend
filling in for me tonight.

- Who?
- I brought in the ringer...

The man that I call
when I need stuff done.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Joey fatone!

Yeah, you, buddy.

Come on, Joey.

Come on, buddy.

That's it.
What?!

There he is.

♪♪

Ladies and gentlemen,
Joey fatone!

Kay: What?

At carnegie deli,
when I needed some help,

he came in and he k*lled it
at carnegie deli.

Let's show that footage
of fatone.

Let's remind everybody
what he does.

Yeah, I thought about this on

if it's all right,
I'm gonna take a pass today

I'm gonna...
You can't take a pass.

Eh, I brought a fri to go for me

you guys hear of nsy

oh!

Joey fatone... all right.

My name is Joey fatone,

and I just my pants.

Wow, Joey fatone.
Come on, Joey!

Thanks for joining us.

Get over here, Joey.
- Come on down.

Come on in, buddy.

He's still eating a hot dog.

Kay: Hot dogs and all.

I thought he was gonna pick you.

Travis:
He's not reversing.

Joey:
Hold on a second.

- Hi, Joey, how are you?
- How you doing?

Thanks for being here.

- Good job.
- Thanks, man.

First, they tell me
I'm just gonna do an interview.

"Let's go and talk about them,"

and I was like,
"yeah, sure."

But this, um...
- I need you to do it, buddy.

I need you to step up
and win this for me.

I'm eating hot dogs.
We need you
to finish your hot dog.

How confident are you
that you can take his place?

No, I'm not confident.

I'll tell you one thing, though.

Since I was in nsync,

of course, I can dance
and I'm agile.

So I might be able
to dance around this course...

Joe: There's no dancing aroun
this one.
And do this for q.

So if I win,
I'm doing it for you.

Jokers, are you guys
okay with this?

- Yeah.
- I mean, yeah.

I mean, look at I'm okay with

I don't know Wh
he didn't pick trav

this is an even trade, right?

Dude, pick the expert!

This is off the rails already.

Personally, I think you two
probably have some work to do.

You need to get some reps.

Are you guys okay
if they head down there?

Wait, hang on. Hold up.

How do you feel?

How do you feel about going
on the nitro circus course?

I mean,
you've got hot dogs.
I basically...

Just like I said,
I'm gonna crap my pants,

is basically
what's gonna happen.

I can't say the other word.

I don't want to get bleeped out.

Do you want your hot dog?

Q: Don't worry, bud
we'll get...

No, you keep th that's your

oh, thanks.

Wow.

I got news for you.

We're gonna win.

Wow, as I said earlier,

we've got three brand-new
challenges

to show you tonight.

In the first,

we learn that
the jokers' apartments

come with
some unusual amenities.

Today we're interviewi
house-sitters

to watch our place
while we go on vacatio

but it won't be easy,
'cause we've hidden

a lot of strange surprises
for each other.
Sal: Right.

But no matter
how odd the apartment,

we'll have to do our best

to explain ourselves
out of the weirdness.

If you can't get
the stranger to agree

to sit on your house, you lose.

Okay, great.
So this is the spot.

So this is Joe's "apartmen

but he has no idea what we'v
planted inside it for h

you know,
you got the kitchen here.

Place is completely updated.

Place is completely updated.

A lot of things
are voice-activated.

A lot of stuff's
voice-activated.

For example, lights off.

Lights off

still working out
the glitches.
Yeah. [ Laughs

it's cool. It's...

You know, all the apps they do,
so it's nice.

Lights off.

So, yeah, you know,
it's always when you
try to show somebody

it doesn't work.
Joe, Joe.

Make sure this guy
wasn't followed.

Did you come from the subway?

Yeah.
I work in midtow
midtown.

And you weren't followed?

Yeah, just make sure,
because some it scares.

But, you know, you're aware of
your surroundings and all that,

and you just make sure... yeah

yeah, 'cause I wasn't...
I wasn't too sure.

So this is...

Hey, guys,

hello, Mr. Joe.
Hi. How are you?

Many, many shirts.
Many.

Good. Good. Good shirts.
Many.

So, they do a lot of work

out of here
in the living room space.

Um, you know, cheap-made,
high price.

Cheap-made, high price.

So, yeah, they're very nice
they'll be here all wee

q: He's looking
at the shirts.

Some shirts that we sell
down at canal.

I run the business
out of the apartment no

but you can get a good return
on investment.

Yeah, they're a great gro

it's good.

You know, I don't do 401
healthcare, or none of that

it's all taken care
by not offering

oh, hey, by the way,
the Wi-Fi network...

There's central air.

Also there's
a Wi-Fi network, too.

The password is
skanky kanky panky wank

it's penthouse 6,

and the password is
skanky kanky panky wanky.

Skanky... all lowercas

skanky kanky panky wanky.

Lights on.

There's a bug in the system,
clearly.

You didn't serve me with papers
last December, did you?

You didn't serve me with papers
last December, did you?
No.

It's a beautiful apartment.
It really is.

I mean, it's a great space.
I'm really happy with it.

Joe, keep whispering
to yourself,

"he hates me. He hates me."

This is a nice place
if you have to hang out

for a couple of days,
right, you know?

Okay, so the whole month
of July?

He hates me.

Yeah, whole month of July.

To his face.

Are you going to be good?

You're availabl yeah.

Are you in town for

yeah, I'm here
the end of augu
he absolutely hates me.

End of August?

All right, I jus

it's good.
I mean, the area is nice.

You got the... you got the...

You have a metrocard?
- Yeah.

He hates me.

You.
You absolutely hate

that's all rig

sink off

this is the bedroom.

Feel free... you can use
the bedroom if you wanted to.

I just split a watermelon
every day.

So then we just replace them,

and you'd have to come in

and just split the watermelon
starting each day of the week

on a 10-day cycle,
if you don't mind.

Very ominous what happens

if he doesn't
split the watermelon.

You got to make sure it's done.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Because we don't want
the watermelons not to be split.

Good, so I can trust y
to take care of th

yeah.
He hates me.

And then, you k the kitchen has

all updated applianc

he hates me

Joe, go into the bathroom,

close the door,
and take a mondo deuce,

but talk to him through it.

Just give me two se

how long you b in New York

Joe: A couple months?
Yeah

I'm a real techie.

Joe:
I'm a real tech geek.

I got an mp3 player,
laserdisc player.

Do you like tech?
Yeah.

What do you like about it?

What do you like about it?

Tell me your top-three
favorite things about tech.

Oh, all right.

All right, so you're all set up.

You think you'll be ab
to house-sit for

yeah.
Yeah, great. Aweso

oh, my god!

Elevator up.

Q: All right, man.
Thanks for coming by.

Here we

♪♪

Q, there's a drone
stealing your underwea

My neighbor has a dron oh, yeah?

And, uh, he

he'll sneak in,

and he'll steal my underwear
with his drone.

I mean, there's just...

Joe:
There's not a lot of rules.

Okay, there's not
a lot of rules here.

No Thai food.

No Thai food.

Do you eat Thai food?

Just to be clear on the issue,

do you eat Thai food?
Yes.

But you're okay with
not eating it here?

With Thai, I just...
I can't deal.

So, let's take a look around.

I like keeping it cool in here.

It's our friend Rob emm
in a bowl of je

what's up, bud

you couldn't do anythi
about that drone

do you know
how to cook hot do
no.

What you're go need to do I

either once or twice a

I'll need you to either

just cook him up a hot d
and toss it over to ro

let's take a l at the bedro

so, here's the bedroom.

So you can stay in here
if you...

Murr: It's a coffin.
It's just a coffin in a bedroom.

So, this is where I sleep.

Um, you're welcome to sleep
in it if you want.

Well, when you put it
that way...

Yeah, it's a coffin.

It's more like a themed bed
than a coffin.

Andrew, you could... Andrew?

Yeah.

You know,
it's a pretty easy job.

So, what do you say?
You want to do it?

Joe: Come on.
Murr: He

when are you gonna
take the chain off?

He doesn't have a chain on.
Don't listen to him.

That's not true.
He doesn't have a chain on.

He's here of his own free will.

In fact, you can leave
any time you want.

Sal:
Yeah, this is it.

So, it's just kind of, like...

Oh, this is exactly
what I saw on the website.

Yeah, so you s it's pretty spa

the air works gr right.

Hold her hand
as you walk through the house.

Come on.
I'll show you over here.

Okay, and then the floors

Joe: Look to your right.

Hey, how are you doing, bud?

Yeah, I'm sick, man.

I'm doing it sick.

He's cool.

He's my grandfather's,
like, oldest friend.

I hang with him.

I let him come by
and hang out and stuff.

He's definitely young at heart.

Just keep him
stocked on mountain dew.

Yeah, you just want to keep him

stocked up on the mountain dew.

He drinks like 10 a day.

Go get me
a mountain dew.
All right, Jerry.

You'll come to love
his attitude, actually.

Hold her hand.
Hold her hand.

I'll bring you r in this area he

now, this is
where you're gonna be

this is a bathroom her

and then this just a bedro

again, all I need you to...
Oh, no.

Uh, that's...

That's a work in progress.

A little side project.

This is a work in progress.

This is... this, um..

This is, uh.

You can work on it if you want.

If you want to work on it
a little bit,

maybe see what you can
get out of it or whatever.

Is there money in it?

Oh, there's the money in it,
yeah.

I'm just trying
to get the money out.

If you're gonna use it,
I'll cut you in on whatever.

And then if you need to,
you can just, like...

And then I'll try
to pop this part off.

Sal, have her take a swi

try to get it right there,
and then...

- Yeah.
- This is unbelievable.

That's it. That's it.

She's trying
to break into the atm.

This is unbelievable.
She's now committing
a felony.

Jerry: Hey, where the hell
is that mountain dew?!

Yeah, yeah.

Hey!

Hey, that chick
got a mountain dew?

We are not telling him
what to say, by the way.

He's off the rails.

Jerry just wants a mountain dew.

So do you want t
watch the place or n

you do. Oh, awes

even with Jerry.

Q: Wow.

You're the kindest perso
Amy, really.

Come on in.
I'll show you the place.

I've lived here for a few years.

So, Murray is

there's a reason that j
is not with us.

Yeah.
You'll find out.

Yeah, we want to keep you guys

as surprised as murr
is gonna be about Joe.

I'm leaving town
for about a week, okay.

So I basically need somebod
to house-sit.

I get a lot of package

a lot of deliveries
things like tha

murr, you guys have to tipto
through the whole h*

'cause of your
downstairs neighbo

one thing I ask

is that the neighbors below
are very testy.

And, um, if you don't min
we just kind of tiptoe around

just kind of...

Like I said, I'm out of town.

I'm going to my
Caucasian club meet-up.

Uh, I'm out of town
for the next week.

I'm going to my
Caucasian club meet-

um, it's, like,
a group for just white

so, uh... so, okay.

So over here...
Just kind of easy.

Uh, I got to clean this up.

Um...

Sal:
You're a psychop

a couple things I ask is,
make yourself at home,

but do not disturb
the board, okay?

I've been working on it
for a few years now,

and I intend on
acting on it soon.

I've been tracking
a lot of history of, um...

You don't need to know.

Um, so this way

are you tiptoeing?

And you Don have to do

just tiptoe if you don't mi

just specifica over that sp

kitchen, bathroom is here.

Bedroom.

Uh, this is, uh...

This is the bedr

q: Welcome to hell.

Now let's find where Joe's be

I got to paint over
this is the old pain

you know wha I mean... you k

holy!

Q: It's the girl
from "the ring."

Q: Oh

here... here... here
hold on. Hold on

hey, let me expl let me expla

"I'm not gonna want this job.
He's putting his shoes o

no, I'm...

I'm gonna do one m
performance in 15 minute

and then I got to pick up my kid
from school.

I'm a member of
a horror at home fan clu

Joe: Little help.

What?

Q: Joe is stuck.
You should go in there.

Little help.

I'm stuck
halfway through the TV.

Oh, she's stuck.

Diego, give me a hand, bud,
for a second.

Sal: He's fighting

does he take his shoes of
does he go back

q: No. No.

He's, like, shaking his head
I love this guy.

Hold on. One mo

Joe: Just got it.
Okay. I got it.

Okay?
Okay. Like I said.

15 minutes...
I got to pick up my kid.

Well, I'll be back
in a few minutes, ok

anyways...

I'm sorry.

So, what do you do you want the

murr is in trou murr's in troub

that's one.
That's one for murr.

Kay: I am crying, "a."

"B," you didn't have
a chance, murr.
I had no chance.

Dress Joe up like
the girl from "the ring"?

Nobody's gonna say "yes"
to me.
You were the only one

with a thumbs-down
in that challenge.

Remember, the joker
with the most thumbs down

will have to endure that special
nitro circus punishment.

Two challenges to go

before we find out
who and what that will be.

In the next one,

the guys return to
the sacred ground

of white castle!

- Yes.
- You had no chance, though.

Yeah, we're gonna head to break.

We want to check out
another high-octane stunt.

Kay: What have we got?
Well, this is Adam Jones
from nitro circus

doing a kiss of death back flip.

He's gonna throw the motorcycle
over top of his head,

hang from the bottom of it,
and hope to get back on.

There you go, Adam.

- Oh-h*-h*!
- What?

Kay: Wow!

Yeah, man.

Little feller jarryd mcneil
coming at you right here.

♪♪

Yeah! Sal, murr, j

I know you tried to sabotage me
with that train

that's right!
You didn't know I had faton
up my sleeve, thou

fatone!
This guy has played aren
around the world,

world-famou platinum recor

no grammys.
No grammys.

But platinum recor

yeah!
Yeah

going down!
And he's coming for yo
buddy!

Going down tonight!
This is fatone, ba

going down tonight!
Going down!

Wow. We are back with

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular"

coming to you from

the prudential center
in New Jersey.

I am Kay Adams
here with Travis pastrana.

A little less talking out
of them,

a little more training, right?

Well, he's gonna n
a lot of trainin

I don't know
if they're going "karate kid,

or I mean, you k
"rocky."

All right, let's get into
tonight's second challenge,

shall we?

It's a return to one of
the jokers' favorite locations,

a certain fast-food burger joint
we all know and love.

Q: Behold our triumphant return
to the castle of white.

All right,
today, we'll be working

the counter at white castle
in teams,

and we'll have to do
whatever the other guys tell us.

If you refuse to do anything
you lose.

You look delicious today, buddy.

Great.

Murr:
Q, where are we bud?

We are I the castle of Wh

yes!

This is always
my favorite sh**ting d

because I pack in
as many sliders as I ca

how is that different
from most days?

Well, I get pa to do it tod

hello, ladies.
Welcome to white castl

murr: Joe, I think your belly's
getting a little itchy.

- Hmm?
- Chelsea.

Chelsea.

Q, the itch is spreading.

Okay, um..

Two burgers no pickles

sal: Get in the
get in ther

where is it coming from?

Joe: It's a new shi

- it's a new shirt.
- Oh, okay.

Do you want the chicken on ice?

What was tha

you got to u the restroo

number one or number two?

Number one or number tw

number two?

Yeah, go right ahead.

Murr: What?

Can I get, uh, small fries?

Joe, get this
to be a stand-i
a funeral tonig

quick question up top.

Would you be interested
in being a stand-in

at a funeral tonight?

Are you sur it pays wel

$100.

Sal:
He's contemplating

did you get anybody
for the funeral?
I'm asking h

he's the right heig
oh, yeah. Yeah.

You just got to pret
to be the brother.

It's 100 bucks the sister called

she's a good friend of ours

her brother can't get u
and nobody's really met him

so it's 100 bucks.
It's right up the ro

the guys are at white cas

why are you tak funeral wor

100 bucks...
All you got to do is

stand by the coffin,
shake hands.

Keep lowering the PR
as you talk him into I

say thank you... quick $75.

Yeah, you get the quicke
70 bucks ever.

You just stand right ther

you make a quick $65.
It's cake.

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

Murr: What?

Oh, my god.

Unbelievabl

I'm a third cousin,
and I'm upset.

I come up to you,
and I'm like, "I'm so sorry."

I'm so sorry."
What do yo

"I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry."
Yeah, right.

Role play. That's great.

Is every... he was a great guy.

Why... I can't...

I don't get it.

How have you been?
You're gonna be perfec

well. Very well.

How are the kids?
They're doing great.

Now, see, he didn't have kids.
That's the problem.

We'll give you
a biographical thing.

So we'll just let you kno

hi, how are you doing, sir?
How can I help you?

Two cheeseburgers, no pickles.

Two cheeseburgers, no pickles.

Either one of you put h
toothpick in your mouth.

Murr: Guaranteed win.

You put tha in your mout

no, no, no.

Now put it in like rea

put it in for r put it in for r

oh!
Oh!

Wow.
Wow.

Joe: We're in it to win it,
my man.

My hat off to him.
What's the total?

Joe:
That is disgusting.

Oh, my god

are you kidding me?
Oh, my god

are you serious?
Oh, my god.

Joe:
That's how real men do it.

$6.25.
That meal is on you.

Joe: They're in a constant
state of almost-in-a-fight.

Look at murr.

Right now he's thinking about
how much he hates sal.

Look at sal right now.

Q: Sal's texting me abo
how much he hates murra

the only reason they
don't get in a fight is
'cause we talk to them.

Murr, get as chipp
as you can be, bud

hi, welcome to white castle.
How are you?

Sal, you're hav a really hard t

k*lling the ur to strangle mur

I want a number

okay, let's do it.
All right.

And then would you like
a drink with that, as well?

What kind of drink?

It's, uh...

Do you want this
to stay or to go?

Murr, find an opportu

to call sa your best frie

I got to tell you.

It's... this is
my first real job,

and it's great working with
one of my best friends.

Joe:
That's real. That's real.

Let me make sure it's coming up.

Hey, Terry, did we get the diet
back up and running?

I hate him.

Sal: Murr,
you can't stand this gu

you want to ki this guy

sal, mediate the situation.

Let's get
20 cheeseburger
20 cheeseburgers.

Easy. Come on, stop it.

Sal: There we

stop. Go over there.

Go over there.
I'm not kidding.

Sorry about that... this guy.

20 cheeseburgers to go.

Rush the counter, mu

anything else, sir?
Man: No, that's

all righty. You got it.

All to go.

Murr, rip the paper towels
angrily.

[ Clears throa

go over there.

No, not at a

not at all

- oh! Oh!
- Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

All day with this g

ay-yi-yi he's something e

sal: One more t
one more Tim

all right. Hold

a dozen cheeseburg

with extra ketc extra pickle

a dozen cheeseburgers,
extra ketchup, extra pickles.

And a small soda
with just a little ice.

Is that to stay or go to hell?

And you said that's
to stay or go to hell?

I need two number
one with cheese

two number 1s, one with cheese.

Sal, I'm really psyched.

I'm so psyched.

Today's my 10-year anniversary.

Today's my 10-year anniversary.

Been working here 10 years,
yeah.

Joe: Murr say,
"speaking of which"...

Speaking of which...

Then, murr, go pull that
red handle on the right there.

♪♪

Murr, grab that cup of confetti
and throw it at sal.

The worst picture of sal
of all time is back.

Murr: Huh,
how about a hand for sal.

Give him a hand, guys.

Everybody.

Congrats, boss.

Employee of the decade.

Why did I n see that comin

now if you could the orders rig

"now if you could get
the orders right."

That'll do.
All right, so,
she's making it right no

Joe: Congratulations, buddy
congratulations.

Murr:
Employee of the decade.
Kay: Congrats, sal.

10 great years.

Good stuff.
Congrats to all the jokers.

No thumbs down in that round.

Does the castle of white

simply bring out
the best in your guys?

What's the deal?
Yeah, that's our place, man

yeah, that's like
our fourth or fifth time there.

We love it.

Also they give us free burgers
while we're there.

You should get that.
So it's a win-win.

You worked there for 10 years.
That's incredible.

Right now, murr... so sorry...

You're the only joker
with a thumbs-down.

But there is still
one challenge left.

We'll find out which joker

will endure that live
nitro circus punishment

in just a bit.

Now, there's an even bigger
punishment in store

at the end of the show.

And all of you fans

are choosing which joker
will suffer through it

by voting on Twitter.

I know it's live.
They're tallying them up.

- What is it?
- Oh, here we go.

Oh, punish sal.

It's at 35%

still hot in the streets.

There's plenty of time.

You guys can help me.
You're here.

Tweet somebody else.

Do not punish me.
I've been through enough.

Get to voting, guys.

The atmosphere, by the way,
the energy here

in prudential center
here tonight is amazing!

We having a good ti everybody?

You guys are rock stars.

But being in front of
a live audience

is nothing new for you guys,
right?

I know you guys
perform live at shows.

You even have your own cruise.

Tell everybody about it.

Yes, so you guys may have
seen us on tour before.

But if you haven't,
we tour the entire country,

the entire world, actually,
all throughout the year.

We have a live show that we do.

You can check
if we're coming to your town

And then another thing
that we're doing...

It's our second-annual...

We do an impractical jokers
cruise.

Murr: Yes.
Yes.

This next one
will be in November 2017

out of New Orleans

and it is absolutely insane.

We bring our friends.
We bring comedians.

We bring bands.
We bring everybody in between.

It's crazy.
A lot o

it's, like, almost a week
on the high seas.

The tickets for that
are on sale right now.

And if you don't know
what it was like,

if you didn't join us
for the first one,

we have some footage...
Right?

To show you what it's like.

Let's check it out.

You're used to hanging out
with the four of us,

but tonight we brought
a few friends with us.

♪♪

Yeah!

♪♪

Just a kiss

♪♪

♪♪

Who is Emmanuel?

Jackpot!

Ding! Ding! Di

sal: What an answer we want!

You're about to text your ex

that you tested positive.

Think of the possibilities.

We need to catch our breath.

Ahoy!

♪♪

Man: All right, here we go.
Here we go.

Welcome back to

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

Which joker will rack up
the most thumbs-down

and endure
a nitro circus punishment?

Let's find out
in this final challenge, guys...

One last one,

which combines a couple
of "joker" classics.

Check it out.

And that's how you make
a balsamic reduction.

Q: It's back.

From this point forwar

our fate shall be determine
by the...

All: Wheel of doom.

We shall each step forth
and take a spin on the...

All: Wheel of doom.

To not lose,
when the other gents say "now,"

you must do what is decreed
by the...

All: Wheel of doom!

Wheel of doom!

Now.

Now.

You're up,
sir crispy.
Here we go!

It's your wheel of doom time.

Murr: Oh! Oh!

Oh!
What is that?
What is it?

Sassy clap.

Oh, that's made for you.

The wheel's tryi
to tell you somethi

all right, go.
All ri

Joe: All right,
so whenever we say "now

you have to sassy c at someone.

Murr: What is a sassy clap?
Oh, you'll see
you'll see.

He's as sassy as a middle-aged
white man can get.

That's sal.
That's your sassy cl

that's a dead fish cla

miss, do you know where
the free concerts are?

Here we go.

I went over the they're not the

now.

They said they were gonna
be starting at...

They said 1:00
they were starting.

Mm.

Q: What time now?

Now it's 2:00 right now,

and there ain't no concert,
no way.

They typically don't
q: Now.

Have a good day thank you.

Excuse me.

Do you kno this park we

the city gives, like,
free concerts?

I don't kno

I haven't heard of tha but...

I came here for a free concert,
though.

It was on the websi

now.

They said there'd be, like,
refreshments.

They said beverages,
refreshments, all that stuff,

and there is none of it
right now.

Sal, now.

Maybe it was 1:00 A.M.,
not 1:00 P.M.

And I'm the one
who's making a mista

Joe: Now

all right, come on, wheel.

Come on, wheel.
I hope it's
something terrible.

- Aah! Aah!
- What is that? What is that?

Q: Oh!

You do it.

You do it.

All right, I can do tha I do it.

Yeah?
Let'

every time you hear "now"...

I will push the out of somebod

bud, is this union square park?

I'll call you back.
Hold on.

You want to go
to union square, right?

I want you here

it's not it are you kidding

where is it

Joe: Now.
14th street.

14th street is this way?

Murr, now.

Oh, so this wa
just keep all the way
straight.

You have to be on 14

Joe: Now.
14th is where it is.

Exactly.
14th

right now.

I will take a cab if I need to.

I will take a c

like, I don't m

Joe: He's up against the fence,
the guy.

Now.

So I go... so, four bloc
this way, right?

Wow.
That's it.

Okay. Thank you.
Oh, are you going
that direction?

Now.

All right.

Joe: You got I

now.

Thanks, bud

- all right.
- Really.

- Oh!
- Get around!

Sal:
Come on. What is it?

Tell someone you came around
to their look.

- That's a fun one.
- So you didn't like them.

Now you kind of do.

And I got to do over and over ag

Joe:
Every time you hear "now."

Murr:
I like the shirt/shorts combo.

Joe's looking good today.

He's looking fly
for a white guy.

It's a good look tod

shoes match the watch,
match the t-shirt.

He's well-"shorned"...
His face is "shorned" nicely.

There's been plenty of time
where I look like on TV.

Quick montag

q: These are
your give-up pants?

Joe: Yep, they
my give-up pan

his hoodie's not on correctly.

You really look unhinged.

Joe, what's up with that shirt?

It's like i'm a fat superhero.

Q: You look like you haven't
slept in four days.

What's going on with you?

- Joe has given up.
- So finally he decided...

He decided to finally cross over
and get tapered pants.

Wow, that montage
was longer than I thought.

I said "quic

here we go

so whenever we say "now"...
Y

q has got to tell someone

that he's really come around
to their look.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Do you know how to get
to staten island?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah?

Now.

Take the fer

you know, I really
came around to your look.

Oh, really?
I wasn't sure at fi
when we started talkin

but I really
came around to your loo

you look good.

Thanks.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.

Staten island...
How do you get there?

No problem

now.

Okay, then can take...
Up this is 9th street.

Really came aro to your loo

aw, thanks.

There are n trains
that should be...
n train

Joe: Now.
Okay, yeah

then you take the n train...

Came around to you look.
Yeah, yeah,

yeah, okay. N train.

Sorry.
Then you go to
downtown Brooklyn.

Oh, brook... oh, you know what?

I was actually in Brooklyn.

I was taking pictures.

I was in Brooklyn yesterday.

I got this great picture
of the Brooklyn bridge...

Joe: Now.
That I really.

I really came around
to your look.

I got to sa

and I think that, li
it's gonna make a good postcard

to send home to my m

now.

I should take a picture of you
'cause I came around...

Really came... do you mind?

I really came around
to your look.

Now.
I really
came around to it.

Murr: He's letting him
take a picture.

All right. Sweet.

Q: Thank you
where are you from?

I'm from staten island.

Oh, staten island.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just...

Just trying to find my way home.

Now.

Yeah, I really came around
on your look.

All right, here we go, whe

come on. Come
come on, jui

start to sneeze but

start to sneez but never fini

I don't think
it's possible for you, okay?

If you see this th
pointed at you

ready for a sne that g*n is loa

q: Here he goes.

Avenue a - is that that w

this is Avenue a.
That's Avenue b.

Okay, so this way's the
this is north t

now.

Got you. So, if I was
going to meet somebody

on the northeast corner

[inhales sharp northeast corn

and they
weren't there.
Murr: Now.

So I thought I had the
wrong corner.

Sorry.
You have
their phone num

my cellphone di
of course.
Now.

Had, uh...
Of course, my phone die

so it's the Tim of it all.

Big now.

When you need
a little bit of juice

[ inhales sharp

you need a little bit of juice,
you never have any lef

so do you
come to this park often?
Now.

Now, now, now, now, now.

I walk through here
all the time.

You all right?
Yes, I'm all ri

it's just - it's on its wa now.

It's on its wa

now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now.

I don't know what the [bleep
is going on with me the

murr: Joe, the wheel of doom
says to finish the sneeze.

Now.
[ Sneezes

oh, there it is bless you.

Thank you.
It's been a long time coming

Kay: Murr!

Murr, the only joker
with a thumbs-down

in any of the challenges.

You know what that means?

It's punishment time.

Joe: Punishment ti
yep. Yep.

And it's all
up to Travis pastrana.

What is that?

Wait, what is that?

This is gonna be awesom

Kay: All right.
We're just
buckling him up?

We're going to tell you
all about this punishment...

Nitro circus, Travis pastrana,
they came up with it...

All after this.

You don't want to miss it.

The punishment coming up
after the break.

Welcome back to

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

Murr got the most thumbs down
in tonight's challenges,

so it's time for a special
nitro circus punishment.

As you can see, he's over there.

Travis, what is going on?!

Well, we got murr.
He's laying down right no

so we need a countd
from the crowd

all: 3... 2... 1.

Sal: Oh, my go
oh, my god

ohhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, my god!
Oh! Oh!

Are you kidding me?

- That was wild!
- We're done. We're done.

- We need a better view.
- Poor murr.

- One more time.
- No!

- You guys, stop!
- One more time!

No, guys! N

- what?!
- Are you kidding me?!

All: 3... 2... 1!

- Let's do it.
- Oh, no!

Wait.

[ Shrieks

oh, my god! Aah!
Are you seriou

[ble

no way.

Get me off this thing.
Get me off this thing.

You did it, bud you did it

nice work, buddy!

Let's hear for our boy, mu

murr!

- Oh, my god!
- He survived.

Well, the obstacle course,
that is still up for grabs.

But coming up,
we'll have all the details

on this obstacle course.

Don't go anywhere.

- Oh, my god.
- Whoo!

Murr, you're the man!

- No, you're not.
- Who's having fun?!

Kay: Welcome back to

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

In just a few moments,
the guys will be faced

with the challenge
of a lifetime.

You guys excited?

- Yes, very much.
- Yeah!

It's a multistage
obstacle course designed

by this guy, Travis pastrana...
- Whoo-hoo!

Of nitro circus.

They'll be racing
with big money at stake.
The only guy not going

gave me a high five.
I like that.

They're all trying
to earn 100 grand

for their charity of choice,
and it's live,

so no restarts and no do-overs.

Now it's time to see
what you guys are up against.

So, Travis,
why don't we break down

the various stages
of this obstacle course?

And it starts with zorbing?

Travis, what is zorbing?

All right, zorbing
started out in New Zealand.
Bye, guys!
Go get ready. Good luck.

But these guys are going
down that super-steep ramp,

probably getting stopped
when they smash

into that wall completely dizzy.

Kay: So they have to ju
in that thing?
They dive.

They run up the steps.

When you say, "go," they dive
through, into that ball,

smash themselves around,
and go face first

or butt first or headfirst
or anything into that wall.

So, Travis, they'll
nice and dizzy

for part two which is a trampoli

and that sounds easy enough
it's a trampoline.

It sounds easy enough,
but most of the injuries

have actually come
from the trampoline.

They have to bounce
on one to the next

as fast as they can,

and there have been
a lot of guys flying off.

The tramps have been
amazing for practice.
Now the next move is something

that they pract at your hous

it's the pit bi

what do they do on tha

the motorcycle...
This is where you guys

are gonna see
some nitro circus-style carnage.

They start with the tabletop...
Very steep

right after the start
of the whole run,

so they have no speed.

Then, they have the matrix,
hitting the log whoopty doos.

Ooh.
Whoa.

And then, they have
to get through that

as fast as they can
without breaking

the motorcycle or their faces.

So, you made this a little bi
tough on them, trav

now, they gradu from the pit b

to a quad motorcyc

what's invol with that?

Well, the quad bike,
as we found out with q, is

probably the most dangerous

because when you fall,
it chases you.

These guys will be going around.

It's super-grippy.
It's super-top-heavy.

And they got to weave
in and out of all those...

Look at that

of those pylons over there.

Now, stage five the tire-baby r

we all know what that I
but what does it entail

so, the tire babies...
I mean, anyone that's watched

the "impractical jokers" knows
what that is.
Love the tire b

but these guys are gonna have
to put on a blindfold

and run as fast as they can

through the tire babies
NFL-style.

They're wearing
those blacked-out sunglasses

they won't be able to se
that is going to be a tough one.

I actually double-checked.

You cannot see anything.
You can't see down.

You can't see up.
It is impossible to see.

So, this should be
very entertaining.

After that my favorite sec

of the obstacle cour

the scooter of scoopski potato

this is so good because
this is actually

a fairly steep hill
for big guys on little scooters.

If they get sideways at all,
if they get off,

they're going into the potatoes.

Those are all mashed potatoes
love that.

And they finish
with the leap of fai

how do they comp this whole sheb

well, the whole shebang is
about a five-foot-tall platform.

They're gonna run up the steps.

There are three doors.

Two of them are locked.

Yes.
Ok
that's

so, they're gonna run
headfirst into these doors

not knowing...
this is where
that position is importa

because now we to see Joe go fi

and it'll be tough 'cause we'll
get to see which one's open

no, don't make it that easy.

Nitro circus is gonna change up
the locks on the doors

for each participant.

Travis, you seem so nic
but you're really

kind of maniacal back there
I like it.

This is an intense cours

I cannot wait to how the jokers

Joe is up firs

he'll be racing
right after this quick break

welcome back

"impractical jokers Liv
nitro circus spectacular

just a quick reminder, guys
the excitement continu

immediately following the sho
on trutv. Com,

where the four jokers will recap
all of that act

now, we wan to bring them o

they're changi getting all rea

suited and boot but, Travis

you spent some with these guys

except for Joey fatone
and I want to go throug

some of the streng
and the weaknes

Joe is going fi what do you go

now, Joe is really interesting
because he's that guy...

He's kind of like dad.
He's sitting on the side.

He's like,
"yeah, this is a bad idea.
[ Laugh

no, this is really bad,"
but he kind of keeps going.

I have to say that sal is

definitely
my black horse for this.
Rea

you know, he looks not-athletic.

I'm not gonna... sorry, sal.

I'm not gonna lie
on this, but...
[ Laug

at the end of the day,
he has been the one...

The first one
to go down this on the scooter.

I mean, he is really...
- He's impressed you.

He crashed a lot.
Crashes impress me.

And he's not afraid
to go for it,

so I was definitely excited
about that.

- How about murr?
- You know, murr started out...

He hadn't ridden
motorcycles before.

And on his fourth lap,
I mean, having nothing

to really worry about
except for his plants at home...
[ L

he just threw caution
to the wind

full nitro style.

He had the biggest smile
on his face.

Everyone else was thinking,

"man, this is scary.
This is dumb.

Why did we sign up
with the nitro circus?"

Except for murr,
and I think that smile

and going last is going to
make him a hands-down favorite.

But there is Joey.

I mean, you got to...
- Joey was eating hot dogs

in the Stan when came down h

come on.

I mean,
I don't think he's got a shot.

I don't know what the heck
kind training

they were doing
back there with q.

Oh, here they go.

We got some cheering.

We got some che
well, here they co

we're gonna bring them ou right?

Should we do that?
- Should we bring them out?

I think they're almost

I think they need some cheering
from the audience

here at prudential cent
to get them to come out

can we hear for our four jok

I want to hear it
from the crowd.
All right,
they're getting ready.

Listen, we wen
through this obstac

I think that the mashed potatoes
is probably...

I mean, that's really to

that's probabl
the hardest obstac
I just went down and had
a little bit of mashed potatoes.

I saw you throwing
into the crowd, which is weird.

I didn't want to mention it.
- Oh, sorry.

But, you know... potato.

That's gonna be
the most difficult, I think,

and the most dangerous,
because at the end of the day,

they're gonna be a little tired.

I mean, it does take
a lot out of you.

These guys are gonna be dizzy.

They're gonna be discombobulated
from the start.
From the zor

they're probably gonna be hurt
from the motorcycles.
[ L

they might face-plant
over in the tire babies.
Listen

but the tire-baby
with the blacked-out glasses...

I can't even imagine doing that
without glasses

no, it is definitely
gonna be good.

So, all right, who thinks that
Joe is gonna win this thing?

Can we get a round of applause?

Joe, I'm sorry.
You're in trouble, man.

I don't think...

Who thinks murr is gonna win
this thing?

[ L

all right, let's h
some more appla

they're rea to come out, gu

the jokers rea to make their

through an obstacle cour
designed by this g

Travis pastr of nitro circu

did you ru this thing befo

did you actuall all the elemen

I have done most of it.
It was tested.
[ Chuck
"most o

yeah, I mean,
there's a couple...

I'm not gonna jump
through the doors.

Some of them are locked.
[ Laug

let's bring th back out here, g

you might recognize
some of these looks

from past challenges.

We've got Joe
as captain fat belly!

There he is!

There's Joe.

Let's get a chant going
for sal, guys.

Sal,

as the bog monster of Louisiana!

Come on!

Q: Yeah. Yeah.

Kay: Bog monster sal...
Got to love that.

Let's bring out Joey fatone

as q's flying Elvis!

♪♪

Q: Come on!
Come on! Come on!

What an entrance.

Come on!

And last
but certainly not least,

let's welcome in murr!

Murr in a tuxedo
because why not?

Favorite outfit.
Let's go.

Looking great, guys.
Get on up here.

Sal: Here we g

this is it, baby.

I got my ringer!
I got my ringer.

Love you, too, baby.

Joe is getting ready.
He's doing some stretches.

Kay: Fatone, are you ready
for this?

Joey: Uh, no.
You're not ready?

I'm throwing things on.
I have pads.

I have no idea what's going on.

I don't think hot dogs were
a good meal

before this obstacle course.
What do you think?

No.
I'm gonna throw up.

All right.

Joe, how you feeling?

Q: You got it, baby!
You got this, baby!

Come on, Joe! Give it up,
ladies and gentlemen!

Give a hand!
Joe gatto, ladies and gentlemen!

Joe gatto!

Kay: He is in position.
Joe:

He looks ready!

It's up to you guys.
Want to do a countdown?

All: 3... 2... 1!

Kay: Oh!

Joe:

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

It went so fast.

It went so fast.
- Come on, captain fat belly!

Do it!
- Come on, Joe!

Go!
- Come on, captain fat belly!

Do it!

Murr: Yeah, Joe.

Hi-yo!

Kay: Let's go, Joe!
Let's go, Joe!

Kay: Let's go, Joe!

Sal: You got it, Joe!
You got it, Joe!
All right, Travis is

down there with him,
helping him out.

Murr: Run, Joe,

Joe, calm down!

All right, Joe made it
through the pit bike.

He's now at the quad motorcycle.

Let's do it, Joe.
- Go, Joe!

Q: All right,
we got to take time off.

We got to take time off.
That wasn't started.

Murr: Yo, Jo
just run through

run through it, Joe!
Run through it, Joe!
Kay: Run like the wind!

There you go, baby!

He is running it.
Who needs the quad motorcycle?

Yeah!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Q: Joe, you're gonna hurt
yourself getting on it.

Go.

Q: Run it, Joe!
Run it!

All right, it's time
for tire-baby run.

Blacked-out sunglasses...
Put those bad boys on, Joe.

Let's do this thing.

Wow! Nice, nice!

Whoa! Impressive.

We got to take time off.
We got to take time off.

Here we go, the next obstacle,

the scooter
of scoopski potatoes.

Joe: Hey-ohh!

Kay: Leap of faith.

Get up, Joe!

Come on, Joe!
Come on, Joe!

All that's left is running up
and hitting the plunger.

He's gonna run it again!
He's gonna run it again!

Joe: Hi-ohh.

Time-out.

Time-out.

Time-out time-out

time-out.
Time-out.
Time-o

you ok
you're o
time-out. Time-out.

Time-out.

Kay: All right, we are taking
a time-out for Joe there.

That means
we will stop the clock.

Travis pastrana
down there with him,

taking care... we're okay?

[ Speaking indistinctly

all right, we're gonna take
a short break here.

We will be right back
in a couple of minutes.

Kay: And we're back

at the "impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

Joe is okay!
Joe, thumbs-up!

Kay: Travis
is he going for

- it looks like.
- Ohhh!

Yes, Joe

live TV, everyb

let's go.

We need to hear from the crowd.
Get on your feet, gu

On your fee prudential cent

ready? Go.
3... 2... 1.

Go!

Q, you better be open!
Hyah!

Hyah!
- Yes!

Joe:
That's what I'm talking about!

That's what I'm talking about!

That's what I'm talking...
- You've got one more!

- About!
- Let's go, Joe!

This thing is so far away.

Ba-boom!

Travis: That's
what I'm talking about!

Murr: Great job, Jo
great job, Joey

Joe: Oh, my gosh.

Kay: What else
do you want, america?

Dramatic comeback story...

Joe finishes
the obstacle course.

Kay: And we're back with

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular"!

♪♪

Sal: Just nerves... nerve
all right, guys, now, Joe...

Joe did finish,
but he's disqualified.

But...
You got it, bu

he didn't finish.
S

those are the rules.
I didn't make them.

Let's hear it for Joe, though,
and let's hear it for sal.

All right.
Are we ready?

Sal. S
you guys ready?

Slow... slow, bu you got thi

slow. Nice and e
murr: Okay...

All: 3... 2... 1!

Go!

Kay: Whoo!
Let's go sal.

It's zorbing.

Sal: Oh!
That was a hit.

Kay: Oh, come on,
prudential center.

Come on, Newark, New Jersey.
Let's hear it for sal.

Come on!

- My mic. My mic.
- Don't worry about the mic.

Kay: Let's go, sal!
Let's go, sal!

All: Let's go, sal!
Let's go, sal!

All right,
time for the trampoline,

the second element.

Well done.

Sal moving on to the pit bike.

Yeah, sal!

Now, remember, sal was the guy

who impressed Travis pastrana
the most,

going into this one,

so sal looking pretty good
as he hits the quad motorcycle.

Travis: No, no, no!
You're good!

Sal:
Come on.

It's flooded.
It's flooding.
It's off.
Go, go, go.

Kay: All right,
it's time for tire-baby run.

You got to put on
those blacked-out sunglasses.

He can't see anything.

Very nice!
Look at that footwork.

Yeah, sal!

All right, guys, he's...
Less than two minutes, you guys.

This is impressive.

Let's go, sal!
Let's go, sal!

All:
Let's go, sal! Let's go, sal!

Here it goes, it is the scooter
of scoopski potatoes!

Nailed it!

Just two elements
of this obstacle left.

We've got the leap of faith
on the first try!

Just one thing left.

You guys, let's hear it for him.
He's gonna do this!

Go, go, go!

Wow.

Way to set the tone, sal,
with a time of 2 minutes...

Wow... 32 seconds,
and some change.

Great stuff from sal.

Travis, how is he doing?

Travis: He's a little winded.
I'm not gonna lie.

He can't talk,
but that was...
All right.

That was an impressive,
impressive...

Did you see him
on the razor scooter.

I can't believe nobody is
falling in the mashed potatoes.

We've got fatone...
Or is murr up next?

Who's up next?

Fatone is up next!

We'll be back after this.

Welcome back to

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

Sal.

I'm so impressed... beyond.

Tell us what
that course was like for you.

I still can't breat

a lot of adrenal

my atv stall

but I hope I did good enoug
to be a contender.

What was the toughest moment
on the course.

I thought I was go
lose control of that pit bike

and my whole life flash
before my eyes.

That sounds dramat
you crushed the pit bike.

It sounds drama
but I'm dramatic. H

did sal crush it, you guys?

Yeah.

He's got the time to beat...

2:32.

You got to stop and all right.

Listen, the mashed potatoes...
I want to see

somebody fall into that.

Was that not hard at all?
Do we need to make that thinner?

What's the deal?
It was only able to make
once in rehearsal.

Look at this.

Like, no problem.
Wow. Impressive.

Joey fatone is watching this.

You've got 2:32
to beat.

Travis pastrana is
standing there

with Mr. Fatone.

Travis:
"The fat one" is ready.
How are you feeling, sir?

Joey: Uhh, yeah, I thi
I crapped my pants twice now

looking good.

All right,
you guys ready for this?

- Let's do it!
- We're ready.

Kay: We've got
the countdown.

Murr: Ready, guys?

3... 2... 1!

Travis: Yes!
That was a dive.

Kay: And it all starts
once again with zorbing.

Oh, he's got to be dizzy
after this one.

Angle it right.
Here we go...
Joey fatone in for q.

The doctors
would not let q compete

in the obstacle course today,
but he still wants

that $100,000
for this charity.
Look at this grace!

Oh, fatone!

The dancer coming through.

Q: Go!
Go, go, go

all right,
he crushed the trampoline.

Let's go.
Q being the hype man here.

It's the pit bike.

Sal crushed this.
Fatone...

Wow, are you guys impressed,
prudential center?

Now, we all know what's next.

You're upgrading
from the pit bike

to the quad motorcycle.

All right, Newark, we got it.

Let's put it together
for Joey fatone!

Winning!
You're winni

look at q.

All right.
All right,
great job on that.

Now we know what's next.
It's tire-baby run!
Nice and easy.

Put on those
blacked-out sunglasses.

He can't see anything.

Oh! Oh!
You got it.
You got it.

That's all right.
Get back up, Joey!
One more. One more.
One more.

Take 'em off.
Take 'em off. You're done.

Get up there.

This is true friendship
right here.

He's gonna do the scooter
of scoopski potatoes for q,

who could not take part
in the obstacle course.

This is true friendship,
isn't it, sal?
This could

or break him right her
sal: This is.

I don't even know what to say.

He made it.

Kay: He made it.

Travis: All right, one of
these guys... nothing on that!

Here we go. It's time
for the leap of faith.

Ohh!

That's okay, Joey.
You got two more tries.
You got it.
You got it.

Come on, fatone!

Ohh!

He did it!

Here you go, Joe!

He's got one more left!
I'm here with murr. Murr?

Murr: He's gonna beat sa
he's gonna beat sa

come on!

He did it!

Q: [ Laughs

you're winni

you b*stard!
You magnificent bastar

Joey fatone made it through.
Joey fatone,
ladies and gentlem

Joey f

murr: Q, you're in the lead!
Q is in the lead!

Ohh.

Kay: I'm here with murr.
And you look excited.

You have the smile that you
always have on your face,

but you can't be excited

'cause now
you have to beat 2:14.

How does that feel?
I'm nervous

'cause that was impressive.

The only thing he screwed up
was the tire babies.

But I think I can beat him!

Do you guys think
murr can beat him?

Sal, what do you think?

I think it's anybody's g

it all depends on the last thing
right there with the pictures

if Murray can get through that,
I think he's got a sho

but if he messes I don't kno

all right, it's gonna be tough
for murr to beat that time,

but I know he'll do his best
to win money for his charity.

$100,000 up for grabs.

We are down to our final racer.

We've got everybody back.
Everyone is out of breath.

But we've got murr.
Can murr win it all, guys?

I can't believe
my boy fatone k*lled it.

Murray, get out there
and do it, buddy.

You do it, buddy!

Let's count it down, guys.

All: 3... 2... 1!

Murr:

All right, q, you were
down there for this.

You didn't run it, though.

Talk to me about zorbing.

What did it look like
down there?

I mean, it looked like
hell on earth to me.

I don't know.

Oh, oh, we're going up there.
We're got to go up there.

It looked like
hell on earth to me.

Kay: Absolutely, zorbing...
Now murr the last one to run.

The time to beat...

2:14.

All right, he's
on to the pit bike already.

Let's go.

Ohh.

There he goes.
Let's go!

Crushing
the quad motorcycle challenge.

Putting on
the blacked-out sunglasses

for the tire-baby run.

Travis:
He's given himself some time
against the door run!

Looking good!

It's the scooter
of scoopski potatoes.

Very nice!
Oh, well done!

Wow, only 1:14 seconds
into it.
Murr: Aah!

Makes it right through.

Kay: Let's go, murr!

Murr: Yeah!

Flawless!

Kay: Murr is the winner.

- Dude, without flaw.
- Did I win?

Yeah! Come o

Kay: Less than a minute
and a half.

Murr is the winner.

We'll see how he's feeling
right after this break.

Did I win?
I blacked out.

Come on, dude.
Can't breathe, rig

congrats, man.
That was flawless, budd

oh, my god.

Yeah, come on, everybody!

Kay: We'll be back
right after this.

There's more punishment to come
here in Newark, New Jersey.

- There it is... the moment.
- Wow. Welcome back.

A big congratulations to murr.

- All right!
- Yeah, Murray!

Kay: You completed the obstacle
course in the fastest time,

and now your charity gets
$100,000.

It is the
make-a-wish foundation.

How do you feel?
- I'm so happy.

It is such a great charity,
and I'm proud of all you guys.

You did so, so good.

Joe came back from the depths.

He hit it three times,
and he got through

and finished the course.

And, sal, you were flawless.

And Joey,
the shock of the whole night.

How good did he do?
- Joey fatone, baby.

- I'm dying.
- Unbelievable.

An it's just been
an amazing feeling.

What did you think
of their performances?

Absolutely unbelievable.

I mean, hey, everyone
definitely surprised me,

but, murr, I mean,
you jumped the tabletop.

You almost doubled
"the matrix."

That was impressive.
- That was not on purpose.

Well, congrats to you,

and we're not done here yet.

All night, the fans at home
have been voting

with the #fanshavethelastlaugh

for which joker will suffer
through the finale punishment.

Guys, the votes are in.

The fans voted for...

Sal!

- Ohhhh!
- Ohhhh!

Sal's getting punished!

Yeah.

Are you no entertained

have I not suffered enoug

- not enough.
- No.

That is some bad news for sal.

I won't say exactly
what's waiting for him

on the other side
of the commercial break.

I'll just say that
it'll be going next-level,

taking new heights...
All that stuff.

The punishment...
Just minutes away.

So don't move, guys.
- Here we go.

Poor sal.

All right, we are back.

It's the "impractical jokers
live: Nitro circus spectacular."

Sal suffering
the agony of defeat, guys.

That's because the fans...
That's you...

Voted him to endure
the finale punishment.

As you see, we have him strapped
safely into a harness.

Jokers, what is going on?

Joe: Tension, tension,
tension, tension.

Q: Don't do anyt
but control your breathin

- it hurts when I...
- I know, buddy.

You're doing great.

- Whoa!
- Boy is ready.

Sal, just th about breathin

everything else is gon
take care of its

I can't breathe so much...

I'm worried about performing.

Don't worry about tomorro
worry about right n

Travis: Come on, sal.
You got this, buddy.

He does not look pumped
right here.

This is definitely
the #punishsal moment.

You guys voted.
He is going up.

Step forward.

Sal: Do we have time?

I'm scared of heights.

Travis:
Nitro b*mb going off.

Sal going up.

Here we go!

Holy

uh-oh. He's coming back down.
He's coming back.

Holy oh, my god.

Holy

he's up.
He's moving.

Uh-oh, he's moving.

Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

Please don't.

Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

This is not good.

Oh, my god.

Holy

- oh, there you go!
- Oh, my god!

He's going up.

♪♪

Oh. What do you guys think,
though? I mean...

Murr:
This is unbelievable!

Joe:
Hang in there, bud

q:
You got it, sal. You got
breathe, baby. Breathe.

He's gonna pass out.
He's gonna pass out.

You're Peter Pan.

Sal, you can fly.

Joe:
You're like a fat Peter Pan

you're like Peter f

Joey: Use
your imagination, Peter.

The bog monster can fl

you did great, buddy.

You did great.

Take a breat take a breat

they want you to go back up.

- I'm going back up?
- Yep.

Murr: You can do it, sa

we're not done

we're not done y

♪♪

You got it, bud

oh! You can do

let's go, sa let's go, sa

let's go, s let's go, s

let's go, sa let's go, sa

- oh, my god.
- Here we go.

It's no par without cak

it's no pa without ca

I'm not wearing a helmet!

♪♪

Oh! Look at th
look at thi

it's the world largest cak

Joe: Sal, my friend,
you take the cake.

Q: Tarantulas, sal.
Tarantulas.

You ready, buddy?

Well, too bad.
We're doing it anyway.

Travis: I've seen a lot
of scared people,

but I have never seen anyone
as scared as that man right now.

Joey: Who's crap
their pants now, sa

here he comes!

Q: Open your eyes.

Murr: Yes! We did

season five...
"impractical jokers."

Murray is a champion.

Sal is a champion.

Q is a champion.

Joey fatone is a champion.

I, Joe gatto, am a champion.

Attaboy, sal.

Thank you, fans.

You guys are the best.

We love you guys!
Thank you so much!

We love you.
- Thank you, guys.

Q: Thank you, g
thank you, guys, for coming out.

Thank you, guy

we love you.
And just wait for season six!

All right,
we can let sal down now.

Let's get sal down.

♪ Happy birthday to sal

♪ happy birthday to you

♪ happy birthday, dear sal

♪ happy birthday to you
we love you guys.
Have a good night.

Q: Thank you, everybody,
for coming out.

We love everybody.

We'll see you for season six!

Kay: Let's hear it
for all of the jokers tonight.

Guys, did they do a good job?

Q: I'm gonna h
that son of a bi

that does it for

"impractical jokers live:
Nitro circus spectacular."

One final congrats to murr

for winning $100,000 for his
charity, make-a-wish foundation.

Q had won the Metro pcs
#jokerschoiceadvantage,

which let him pick the order
on the obstacle course,

but even that was not enough
to get past speedy murr.

Big thanks to Travis pastrana,
everybody at nitro circus,

as well as Joey fatone for being
a fantastic substitute for q.

Also, thanks to everybody here
at the prudential center

and all the fans at home
for watching.

Remember to head to trutv. Com
right now

for the digital aftershow.

I'm Kay Adams.
Have a great night, guys.

Aww, sal.

♪♪