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03x22 - The Goblin and the Geyser/Skelton Stomp

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Spidey and His Amazing Friends". Aired: August 6, 2021 - present.*
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Spidey teams up with Ghost-Spider and Miles Morales to make up the Spidey Team, with some assistance from Spidey's comical but loyal Spider-bot, Trace.

03x22 - The Goblin and the Geyser/Skelton Stomp

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[♪ theme song playing]

[man] ♪ They can climb great
heights to do what's right ♪

♪ The Spidey team
is on the scene ♪

♪ Swinging, spinning,
crawling the walls ♪

♪ The Spidey crew do it all ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ And their teamwork
can't be tighter ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his friends ♪

♪ They're your friendly
neighborhood spiders ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Go, webs, go ♪

♪ Hoo-hoo ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey swing ♪

♪ With Spidey
and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey and his amazing... ♪

♪ Spidey
and his amazing friends ♪

[Green Goblin]
"The Goblin and the Geyser."

Okay, everyone, gather around!

Here we go!

-Three...
-[all] Two...

-[rumbling]
-...one...

-Go!
-[children laughing]

There you have it. Old Dependable,

one of the world's most famous geysers!

-Amazing.
-Wow.

-Incredible!
-Little known fact,

most geysers sh**t out hot water,
but not Old Dependable.

This right here is a cold-water geyser.

Yep, nice and cool.

Mr. Morales,
what makes the water sh**t out like that?

Great question, Peter.

You see, sometimes
when there's water underground,

it can get bubbly and build up pressure.

I'll demonstrate
with this bottle of sparkling water.

When I shake it, it makes bubbles.

Those bubbles build up pressure.

So, when I open it,

water blasts out the top.

When the bubbles
build up pressure in that geyser,

the water shoots out
from an opening in the ground.

-Wow.
-Cool.

If you think that's cool,

just wait till you find out
what happens tonight at sunset.

That's right, son.

Today is the only day of the year

that the sun will set perfectly

behind Old Dependable,
lighting up the water

and turning it into the glowing geyser!

Yeah. When the sun sets,
it shines on the geyser,

and makes it all orange and yellow.

-Wow, I've gotta see that.
-Me too.

It only happens one day a year.

You don't want to miss it, trust me.

Thank you, everyone!
See you back here at sunset!

-Whoa!
-Feels good!

Incredible, huh, kids?

Old Dependable has been erupting
every couple of minutes

since the days of the dinosaurs.

I bet on hot days,
they came here to cool off.

Hey, we should go for a hike now,

so we can make sure
we're back before sunset.

Dad, we're gonna go check out the trails.

Great! If you need me,

I'll be down that way
at the ranger station.

-Bye.
-Thanks.

See you later, Dad.

[pecking]

-[trilling]
-Okay, so, now we've seen

three woodpeckers and a blue jay!

[chuckles] And squirrels!

Don't forget the turtles!

Best hike ever!

[visitor] Hey! The geyser stopped working!

Wait, did you hear that?

Did someone say
the geyser stopped working?

That's not supposed to happen.

We'd better check it out.

[indistinct chatter]

What's going on?

Look! I think somebody
put a hose on the geyser.

They're right, it is a hose.

Who would do something like that?

-[ground trembling]
-[cackling]

[over speakers] Surprise! It's me,

Green Goblin,

here to ruin everyone's day.

-[all gasp]
-Gobby?

In his robot-dino?

I put one end of the hose on that geyser,

and connected the other end to my T-Rex.

So now, I'm the one
who gets to blast the water.

-[beeps]
-[whirring]

[all clamoring]

[Green Goblin]
Boo-hoo, run away, everyone.

Looks like there
won't be any glowing geyser

for you this year. [cackles]

Everyone, this way,
to the ranger station! Quick.

Kids, are you okay?

Yeah, but Dad, watch out!

-Whoo! I'm having a blast!
-[beeps]

[whirs]

Whoa! [grunts]

[Green Goblin giggling]

Hurry this way!

Kids, why don't you head down this trail
to the ranger station?

You'll be safe there. I've gotta go out

and make sure
all the park visitors are safe.

Okay, Dad. Good luck.

We'll go to the ranger station,
but first we have to stop Gobby.

And return Old Dependable
to normal before sunset.

Go Dino-Webs go!

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ Peter, Gwen, Miles! ♪

♪ Webs up, amazing friends! ♪

♪ They'll use their best
detective skills ♪

♪ Combine their science smarts ♪

♪ And they'll put
their heads together ♪

♪ 'Cause they're brave and clever ♪

♪ It's time to Spidey save the day! ♪

-♪ Spidey! ♪
-[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man, Spider-Man... ♪

[man] ♪ Ghost-Spider! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man, Spider-Man... ♪

[man] ♪ Spin! ♪

[chorus] ♪ Spider-Man,
Spider-Man Spider-Man, Spider-Man ♪

[man] ♪ Webs out! ♪

-[gasps] A robot dinosaur!
-[Green Goblin cackling]

-[kids scream]
-Whoo! Sandwiches.

-I hope you like 'em soggy!
-[beeps]

[whirs]

[laughing maniacally]

Huh?

Whoa, flying table!

[grunts]

I've got these!

[grunts]

Sorry, soggy sandwiches.

The only thing
eating you is this trash can.

-[roars]
-[Ghost-Spider] Green Goblin,

leave the geyser alone!

No! You leave me alone!

Your puny webs are no match
for my dino-robot!

-[Spin] Yikes!
-[Ghost-Spider] Whoa!

[Green Goblin cackles]

Buh-bye, little spiders!

Our webs won't work
on that dinosaur robot.

It's too powerful!

So, we need to power up!

Time to fight dino with dino!

[all grunt]

Spidey-Rex!

[grunts]

Dino-Spin!

Ghostosaurus!

[all] Go Dino-Webs go!

Gobbledy-great.

Looks like I chased everyone away.

How shall I celebrate?

-Ooh, how about a really big roar!
-[beeps]

[roaring]

[birds chirping nervously]

[Spidey-Rex] That doesn't scare me!

Yeah, that dino-robot
might be big and strong,

but now so are we.

We just need a big, strong plan.

[roaring]

What if we yank
the hose off of the geyser?

No more water will get into Gobby's robot.

And he won't be
able to blast water at anyone.

I'll sneak
around behind and start pulling.

I'll help you get it off.

And I'll distract him
so he doesn't see you.

Let's go!

[stomping]

Huh? What's that stomping noise?

Just your friendly
neighborhood Spidey-Rex!

And I'm stopping you and your robot!

You may be a dino now,
but you're still no match for me.

[grunts]

[strained] You're gonna
have to do better than that!

Okay, now's our chance!

Time to shut down the waterworks!

[grunting]

[grunting]

[Green Goblin]
Hey, stop messing with that--

-Whoa! Oh! [grunts]
-[powers down]

We're uncapping that geyser, Gobby!

[spurting]

[strained] Almost got it!

Ugh. Time to give Team Spidey
something else to worry about...

Like stopping a rockslide.

-Rock 'n' roll, dino spiders!
-[beeps]

[cackles loudly]

[rumbling]

[Spidey-Rex] The ranger station
is on the other side of that ridge!

We've gotta stop those boulders!

My dad and all the visitors are there!

Go, Dinos, go!

[Green Goblin] That should keep them busy.

[rumbling]

Everyone, get to safety!

It's okay! We're here to help!

Team Spidey, thank goodness!

Please take cover, Mr. Morales.
We'll stop them.

Yes, yes, of course.

And love those dino-forms, by the way.

[shuddering]

[Dino-Spin] Oh, man,
those are some big boulders.

Better put my back into it.

[grunts]

Whoa!

Nice! I wonder
if pterodactyl wings can catch boulders!

[grunts]

Yes, they can, but, ow!

Whoa!

This one's over my head!

[grunts]

[spits]

Boulders do not taste very good.

[Ghostosaurus] Phew!
that's the last of them.

Well done, Team Spidey, thank you!

-You're welcome!
-But our job isn't finished yet.

Green Goblin's robot
is still in control of the geyser,

and the sun is setting soon!

You can stop him.
I believe in you! Good luck!

I'm glad your dad believes in us.

I just wish we had a better plan.

Yeah, yanking out
that geyser hose takes way too long.

Wait! Remember what your dad said
about how a geyser works?

The water builds up pressure
until it blasts out through the opening.

Right! But what if
we plugged up the robot's mouth?

There would
be nowhere for the water to go.

The pressure would build and build...

...until it explodes!

We could use a boulder!

But how are we going to get his mouth
open wide enough to hold one?

[Spidey] I have an idea.

And if it works,
we'll shut down Gobby just in time

for the glowing geyser!

[surface trembling]

Well, well, well. Still no spiders.

[gasps] And it's almost sunset.

Looks like the glowing geyser
really will be ruined this year.

[Spidey] The only thing
that will be ruined...

-Huh?
-...is your plan, Gobby.

Oh, there you are.

Eh, who cares?

I'll just water-blast you out of here!

[grunts]

People came from all over
to see this year's glowing geyser,

and we're not gonna let you ruin it.

Face it, you'll never defeat me.

My dino-robot is the best!

You sure about that?

I bet you can't out-roar me!

[roaring]

See?

You call that a roar?

It's barely a squeak.

-Listen to this!
-[beeps]

[roaring]

-Now!
-Over to you, Spin!

Open wide, Gobby!

-[Green Goblin grunts]
-[system malfunctioning]

Hey! What did you do?

Quick! Let's web up his mouth!

Go, webs, go!

[Green Goblin grunting] Oh, no.

[grunts]

Stop it! Stop it right now!

[rumbling]

I think the geyser's erupting!

[Spidey] Gobby,
you better get out of the robot fast!

The water is going to blow it apart!

No way I'm falling for that trick.

[system beeping]

Wait. What's happening?

-[beeping grows louder]
-[bolts clanging]

[hissing]

Seriously, Gobby,
you need to get out of there!

[Green Goblin screaming]

Gobblesnitches!

Ah! Oh.

My beautiful dino-robot!

It's all ruined!

Oh, I'll get even with you!

-[thuds]
-Oh, no, you won't!

Your dino days are officially over!

Come on, everyone! It's safe now.

You can return to the geyser.

-Oh, that's great.
-[indistinct chatter]

-Kids?
-Right here, dad.

-Oh, there you are!
-[kids chuckling]

That Green Goblin
tried to ruin everything.

And you should have seen the size
of those boulders he blasted.

One almost hit the ranger station.

-Oh, and look! The sun is setting!
-Oh, yeah.

We need to get to the geyser!

-We can't miss it!
-Let's go.

Okay, folks, here we go.

[all] Three, two, one, go!

[all applauding]

The setting sun striking the water
gives us the glowing geyser!

[all cheering]

I've never seen anything like it.

It's so amazing!

It really is glowing, Dad,
just like you said it would.

That's right, son.

Old Dependable
is back to being dependable,

all thanks to Team Spidey.

-[woman] That's amazing!
-[girl cheers]

[Ghost-Spider] "Skeleton Stomp."

Whoa, dinosaurs were so big!

I wish they were still around
so I could see one in real life.

Well, good news, kids.

As a special treat,

I have arranged
for three real, live dinosaurs

to come say hello!

And here they are!

[Spin] Hi, everyone!

It's great to be here!

-Yeah.
-Whoa!

It's Team Spidey! Yay!

We hear you like dinosaurs!

Hey, wait a minute.

-Did you bring some dinosaurs with you?
-No.

But thanks to our dino-web suits,
we can turn into dinosaurs.

Ready? Watch this!

[Spidey, Spin and Ghost-Spider]
Go, Dino-Webs, go!

-[kid 1] Whoa!
-[kid 2] So cool.

-[man] Oh, will you look at that!
-That's awesome.

I'm a stegosaurus.

Check out my tail.

I'm a pterodactyl. I can fly!

[kids] Whoa!

I'm a T-Rex. Wanna hear me roar?

-I do! I do!
-Yes!

[chuckles] Okay, but you might want
to cover your ears.

[both chuckle]

[roaring]

Whoa! [chuckles]

Whoa! [chuckles]

-Wow.
-Thanks for showing us.

You're welcome.

Enjoy the rest of your day at the museum!

Thanks, Team Spidey!

That was awesome!

[chuckles] Well done, Team Spidey.

Now, I've got
a special surprise for you three.

-Follow me.
-[Ghost-Spider] I wonder what it is.

[Spidey] A surprise? Cool!

Here we are. The Silver Skink!

A skink is a type of lizard.

It's so beautiful.

[chuckling] Wow!

Oh, yes, indeed.

And there's only
one of them in the whole world.

It's the crown jewel
of our Wild West exhibit.

Wow. Are its eyes made out of emeralds?

That's one fancy lizard.

Did someone say "lizard"?

Well, here I am!

Stealing that lizard
with the help of science!

Not gonna happen, Lizard!

Ah! [grunts]

There's three of us and one of you.

[groans]

[chuckles] Not for long!

Behold, my new Get Up and Go powder!

[cackles]

[all exclaim]

Get up and go, my prickly helpers!

Do as I command!

[laughing maniacally] Go get 'em!

-[Spin] Whoa!
-[Spidey] Moving cactuses?

-Oh, my!
-[Ghost-Spider] Quick! Let's web them up!

[grunting]

Huh. That wasn't so hard.

[web squeaking]

[chuckling] Okay, I spoke too soon.

-Whoa!
-Watch out for their spines!

You don't want them to poke you!

[grunts]

-Whoa!
-[cackles]

They're distracted, just as I planned.

Now's my chance! [exclaims] Oh! Ooh!

Phew! [cackles]

You're mine, you silver masterpiece!

Time for our getaway! [cackles]

[grunts] Yikes!

This cactus has some sharp moves!

Goodness me! [exclaims]

[gasps] Mr. Von Carnegie!

Maybe we can web their pots.

-Yes! It worked.
-Nice.

Down you go!

Keep back! Stay away!

Oh, dear.

Hang on, Mr. Von Carnegie!

[gasps]

-Gotcha.
-[Spidey] All right.

Oh, thank you, Team Spidey.

[gasps] But look!

The Silver Skink! It's gone!

Lizard must have taken it.

Don't worry, Mr. Von Carnegie.
We'll find him.

Go, webs, go!

[grunts]

Thank you, Team Spidey.

[Spidey] There he is!

[grunts] Drats!
Those spiders are too fast!

[grunts] Where's that exit?

Gah, this isn't the way out!

[Ghost-Spider]
Hand over that lizard, Lizard!

You won't get away this time.

-We've got you cornered.
-[gasps]

Ha-ha! Not for long!

Soon this skeleton will get up
and get me outta here!

Tell me he is not doing
what I think he's doing.

[cork pops]

[cackles maniacally]

[Spidey] Whoa!

-[Spin] Yup, he did it.
-[Ghost-Spider] It's moving!

Feast your eyes
on my humongous new helper.

-Giddy up, Rexy! [cackles]
-[laughs]

Whoa!

The dino-skeleton is too strong!

[Ghost-Spider] It's breaking our webs!

[all grunt]

[cackles] Boo for you! Yay for me!

Onward, Rexy!

[cackles]

-[all] Ugh!
-[Spin] Quick! After him!

Whoo-hoo! I found the exit!

[laughs]

Yee-haw!

Ah! [sputters]

I mean, ha-ha!
My evil science triumphs again!

-There he is!
-He's heading into the city!

Come on, team.
We've gotta stop that T-Rex.

Let's swing!

[ground trembles]

You feel that? Whoa!

What's going on?

[screams and giggles] Daddy!

It's a dinosaur! [imitates roar]

Hello, citizens!

-[people gasp]
-It is I, Lizard.

and I have brought
this beautiful skeleton to life

with the power of science!

[gasps] Look, sweetie, donuts. [chuckles]

Uh, let's go in here and hide. [hesitates]

Now, out of my way, people,

while I make my escape
with my perfect, precious prize.

[Ghost-Spider] Stop right there, Lizard!

[laughs raucously]

Didn't you learn anything at the museum?

Your weak little webs
are no match for Rexy!

Good Rexy.

-Now, make a mess for the spiders.
-[growls]

[cackles]

Whoa, look out!

[Spidey] Phew, got it!

I guess that's one way to catch a cab.

[Lizard] Ooh, look, Rexy, a hot dog cart!

-I'm hungry.
-Whoa!

Let's steal that too!

-[cart trembling]
-[growls]

[gasps] Uh, do you want ketchup with that?

-[cackles]
-[Spin grunts]

No snack for you, Rexy.

Ah!

[grunts]

[Spidey] Here you go, Mr. Kielbasa.

Oh, thank you!

Fine! Keep it!

You'll never get back my Silver Skink!

[cackles]

He's getting away! Come on!

Oh. Team Spidey!

Ah! Help! The cactus plants!

They've escaped the museum!

They must have gotten free from our webs!

-[air whistles]
-Hey, my tire!

Seriously, my back tire too?

These are brand new.

All right, that's enough!

[grunts]

-Whoa!
-[balloon vendor] Ah!

Stay away from my beautiful balloons!

No more balloon trouble for you.

Oh. I just need a moment to...

[exhales] ...sit down

Phew!

Mr. Von Carnegie! Look out behind you!

[gasps] Shoo! Away!

Don't come any closer!

Whoa. Did you see that?

What happened?

When you fanned the cactus,
all of Lizard's powder flew off.

You made it stop moving!

So I did!

We have to try that with the other ones!

[Spin grunts]
Man, those things just won't quit!

[Spidey grunts] Here.

How are we gonna stop them?

Even if we web 'em down again,
they're just gonna keep breaking free!

Actually, I think I figured it out!

They won't keep breaking free
if we fan Lizard's powder off.

No more powder... [grunts]

...no more moving.

[chuckles] Wow, that worked great!

Let's go find Lizard
and fan the powder off of Rexy.

[panting] Excellent!

And I'll return
these plants to the museum.

[Ghost-Spider] Good luck!

Hmm...

[grunts]

Phew! On second thought,

I think I'll wait
till Team Spidey can help me.

[pedestrians screaming]

[Lizard] A-ha! Yes! The waterfront!

I'll get into a boat and make my escape.

Once I'm out on the ocean,
no one can catch me!

And the Silver Skink will be mine forever!

[Spin] There's Lizard!

Ah, come on!

-Team Spidey again? Rexy, halt!
-[exclaims]

[grunts]

Keep those do-gooder spiders
from following me.

Go, Rexy, go!

[Spin] Uh, now it's coming this way!

[Ghost-Spider] Quick! Make some web fans!

[Spin] Perfect. Now come on, Rexy!

Time to meet your fans!

-[Rexy chomps]
-Yikes!

-[Spidey] Whoa
-[Ghost-Spider] Ah!

I don't see any powder coming off!

Our fans are too weak!

-We can't get close enough!
-[footsteps approaching]

Whoa, watch out!

Uh, nice dinosaur.

Leave them alone!

[roars]

[Spin giggles]
Wow! That was one powerful roar!

[Ghost-Spider] Yeah!
You got all the powder off.

Way to go, Spidey!

Thanks.

I know you didn't mean it,
but no one messes with my friends.

Now let's go get Lizard!

[cackles] My escape is a success!

[sputtering]

I'm victorious!

-[cackles]
-[Ghost-Spider gasps]

[Spin] He's getting away with the statue!

That's not happening!

At last, it's just you and me,
you beautiful Skink.

No one can reach us out here!

I've outsmarted them all!

-[gasps]
-Think again, Lizard.

[Lizard sputtering]

My statue! No!

It's not yours.

It belongs at the museum.

You may have gotten my Skink,
but you'll never get me!

[grunts]

You're not going anywhere! [grunts]

How about a stegosaurus tail swing smack!

Oh. What... What's this?

Nice aim, Spin!

Ah! I'm trapped!

[Spidey] Way to go, team!

[all cheering]

[Lizard grunting]

Let's tow him in with a web.

Yeah, then let's get that dino-skeleton
and the Silver Skink back to the museum.

I'll win next time, you'll see!

Ah! I'm getting seasick!

Well done, Team Spidey.

I can't thank you enough.

We're just glad
everything is back to normal.

And everything is where it belongs.

Ah! Or maybe not.

[Spin] Looks like we missed one.

[Ghost-Spider] Go, webs, go!

-[Spidey] Hey, get back here!
-[Spin] Where do you think you're going?

[Ghost-Spider] You can hop
but you can't hide.

[Team Spidey laughing]

♪ Do the Spidey ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Do the Spidey ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Doing just the Spidey ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do ♪

♪ Now, quick, beat up ♪

♪ Yeah, quick, beat up ♪

♪ Let's crawl, let's crawl, let's crawl ♪

♪ Do the Spidey ♪

♪ Up the wall, up the wall
up the wall, up the wall ♪

♪ Let's crawl, let's crawl, let's crawl ♪

♪ Do the Spidey ♪

Up the wall, up the wall
up the wall, up the wall, yeah ♪