01x12 - The Cheap Sheep Sweep

[bunniefuu]

♪ Once upon a time in Toontown ♪

♪ There was a cat that had it all ♪

♪ Fortune and fame top of the game ♪

♪ Up until he hit the wall ♪

♪ Now he makes a livin' downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' on a brand new beat ♪

♪ Slippin' through the new day
Trippin' on a two-way ♪

♪ Ticket down a one way street
Beep beep beep ♪

♪ Who's that cat ♪

[siren]

♪ Crackin' up crime? ♪

♪ Stoppin' the clock ♪

[clock ticking]

♪ Hope he gets here on time ♪

[old car horn]

-♪ Let's go-- ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Yeah Totally nuts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-No ifs ands or but buts ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Someone's stealin' the show ♪

♪ Can't stay I gotta go go oh no ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Things gettin' outta control ♪

♪ You're caught in a trap
Ready to snap ♪

♪ Snappin' the cap
And you're takin' the rap ♪

♪ But ya can't hold back
That wacky attack ♪

♪ That's why you're still a star ♪

-♪ 'Cause you're--
-Bonkers ♪

-♪ Bonkers
-Bonkers ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wherever you-- wherever you--
Wherever you-- ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

[Lucky] Lieutenant Lucky Piquel
efficient, organized,

dots every "T" and crosses every "I."

A lean, mean, crime fighting machine.

Yep, that's what the Chief will say

when he promotes me
out of the toon division.

-Honk!
-Ahh! Yow!

-Aah.
-[Lucky] I'm sorry.

You could hurt somebody, sitting there.
Now, go on, get off there. Shoo!

Beep! Beep! Beep! Honk!

Bah-oogah! Beep! Beep! Beep!

Beep! Beep! Beep!

Hey, you can't talk to me that way...

whatever you said.

Lucky, they don't call you Lucky
for nothing, you lucky guy!

Mmm-hmm. That's great.
So, what's the weather like?

I have something extra-special,
just for you!

Hey, I spent two hours
organizing this desk!

You're absolutely, positively,
going to undeniably, love this.

This is something you've always wanted...

even though you had no idea
you ever wanted it.

Ta-Da!

It's your very own novelty sheep!

I know what you're thinking,
and you're 100% right.

They're all the rage, very vogue,
very today, very now, very wow.

So, where you going to put it?

In your car, in your chimney,
in your shower?

-Where, you going to put it where?
-[sheep bleats]

Uh, [laughs] ah, um.

Not sure.

Why don't we move it off my desk,
because the light'll make it fade.

It's better off in a box, a basement,
or in your desk, or out of sight.

You know, your desk looks awful empty.

Maybe I ought to put the sheep back, huh?

No! No! That's okay. Really.

At ease, men, at ease.

Say, that is one bad looking, sheep?

It is a sheep, isn't it?

I knew you'd like it, Chief.

So, I got you one, too!

No, no, no, Bonkers!

[sheep bleats]

Well um, that's very thoughtful,
I suppose.

You shouldn't have done it, really.

Here, Pickle, I want you to have this,
for a job well done.

Oh, no, Sir, I don't deserve it.

You do, too. And that's an order!

Uh, yes, Sir!

Thanks, Sir.

Now, I have a case for you two.

There's been a rash of thefts,
missing glue, cotton ba*ls,

shipping crates,
and reports of missing toons.

-Toons? Missing?
-They are!

You, and your little partner,
better hop right on it!

You know, cases like this take planning.

Bonkers, please, I can handle this.

Watch this Boss,
I'm gonna make a name for you.

What, mud?

They require stealth.

-Shh shh shh.
-Stealth, yes!

-Cunning!
-Cunning, of course!

I think we should go...

in disguise.

Brilliant!

[thud]

Ooh, exercising, yeah, warming up.

Getting the old muscles loose
for the investigation.

Just happen to have a few
disguises, right here.

Lucky would make a good duck,
don't you think?

I have complete confidence in you,
Pickle--

Piquel--uh, Pickle.

And try to keep your desk a
little neater, would you?

You'll never get a promotion,
being a slob.

How's about we take
your sheep along with us?

Great company, not to mention
interesting conversation pieces.

Uh, no. No, I don't think so.

Might get stolen. Ooh, wouldn't want that.

Always six steps ahead of the
crowd, aren't you, boss?

Huh.

What are these things doing in my car?

Now, don't you go thinking
they're all for you!

[sheep bleats]

They were on sale, so I bought some
to give to a few of my friends.

I thought that we could,
make a few deliveries

before we start the investigation.

Bonkers, I am not going to do this.

You just get those things out of my car,
Because I am not-- I repeat--

Not going to do this.

[sobbing]

Oh, I've got to take a course
in assertiveness training.

It's no wonder, I never get promoted.

[grunts] Fall-Apart
is gonna be so excited!

Hee! Let me see.
"Fall-About, Fall-Over,

"Fallen-Arches, Bob, Fallen-Star,
Falsetto, Fall-Away..."

Would you please, hurry it up?

[Broderick] Yo, Pickle!

-That's Piquel.
-[Broderick] 10-4.

Hey listen, we got a toon-knapping
in progress, sixth and main.


Bonkers!

"Fall and winter, Fall on your face,

-Fall-Apart!"
-[buzz, boink]

Oh, my stars and garters.

[Broderick] Hey, what are you
waiting for? Let's roll!

[tires screech]

[horn blasts]

Come on, baby, come on.

Problem, oh, citizen-in-need?

[screams] Hey, yeah.

How are you, Baby? I guess I, uh,

Locked myself out of my own store.
Yeah, that's it.

Can you believe it?

Hmm, let's see, strange wolf,
lurking outside building, picking lock...

what's not to believe?

See? My poor, sick, helpless,
old granny is home,

working her shriveled fingers
to the bone.

Aww! The dear woman is a saint.

And I promised I'd bring her back
a few scraps of yarn

from my very own store here.

Only I've been shut out because I...

-I, uh...
-You lost your key.

Yeah, that works.

Let me help you with that.

Every granny ought to have
a grandson like you,

even if your breath could wipe out
all life on the planet.

Pretty amazing, huh?

All it takes is practice
and a spinal cord like wet spaghetti.

Here you go, citizen.

And if there's anything else I can do,
you just name it.

Well, if you insist. [laughs]

Hey, how about you back
that truck up to the door, huh?

Might as well pick up
a few extras, while I'm here.

It will be my pleasure.

[devious laugh]

-[honks]
-What a nice guy...

for someone with advanced gum disease.

[siren]

Come on, Bonkers,
now we got a robbery in progress.

That's a big 10-4!

Hollywood glue's been robbed! 10-4! 10-4!

Sounds like a sticky situation.

[Bonkers laughs]

[Bonkers] Sticky situation!
I can't stand it!

Boss, you can't go in looking like that.

You've gotta be disguised.

I am not wearing this disguise.

You know, you're right.
How's about a giraffe?

No, I'm not--

I got it! You go disguised as me,
and I'll be you!

That will throw them for a loop!

I will not wear a disguise,
not now, not ever!

Is that clear?

Clear as can be.

What if you went as a parakeet?

Now, I'm going to teach you a few things
about investigative technique.

Specifically, how to question witnesses.

Take notes if ya' like,
and try not to get in the way, okay?

Bonkers? Okay?

Bonkers! Wait!

[drip echoes]

Ohh... great.

[Bonkers] So, there was glue here
before it was missing?

[shivering] Yeah. Sure.
Why wouldn't it be here?

That was my next question!

How did you know it would be gone?

You in on this, or something?

Well, no-- or, I don't know--

I mean, I'm the one who was
robbed, I think. Wasn't I?

Can't keep your story straight, huh?

Well you'll have plenty
of time to think in solitary,

eating bread and water!

I like bread.

All right! I did it!

I did it, I stole Mary Jo Schlumberger's
notebook in third grade! I did it!

I confess. It was me! [sobbing]

Read him his rights, Partner.

Bonkers, he's the owner.

Most likely, he's innocent.

-He is?
-Yes.

Very well, I'll let you off
with a warning, this time!

Let's just look for a few clues, shall we?

See? Clues!

For some reason, they couldn't carry
all the glue out,

and they left this one vat.

I just remembered something.

There was a wolf hanging around
the last couple of nights.

A wolf?

That could be useful. Thanks.

Hmm. I wonder what this does.

A good detective always detects.

-[buzz]
-[machinery running]

What's that noise?

Huh? Woo!

Somebody stop this thing!

-What was that?
-Turn it off!

You got it, Boss!

[buzz]

[splash]

[cranking]

Hey, I thought you said
you didn't like disguises.

[pop]

Maybe I'll-- Ooh, that chafes--

I'll put in for a transfer, maybe Alaska.

No, that's too close. The South Pole.
The South Pole's good.

Antarctica is fine, isn't it?

Oh, please, give me strength.

Aw, nuts.

Maybe I can get myself stationed on Mars.

Nah, same solar system.

[Bonkers] Things sure are... [laughs]

picking up for you, huh, Boss?

[laughs]

Get it?

[grunting]

Oh, Bonkers.

Yes, Lucky, my Boss of Bosses,
who lights up my life,

and makes my nights twinkle
like the stars above,

what can I do for you?

Would you be so kind,
as to come over here a moment?

But not that close!

[grunts]

-Terrific!
-[muffled] Yes, Boss?

[Lucky] Ow!

-[sheep bleats]
-I've never felt, closer to you, Boss.

-[Bonkers] Aah!
-[crash]

[sighs] Oh, no, not this time.

I am not going to have some toon horn
stuck to my--

Ahh. Well, well...

Not there, this time.

[bell rattling]

-[grunts]
-[sheep bleats]

[spitting]

Toots!

Toots, where are you, boy?

Toots! Quit playing games!

-Where are you, Toots?
-You check my left leg?

-everything else is there.
-Come out, come out wherever you are.

What am I gonna do?

Toots has disappeared!

What am I gonna do?

[sobbing]

[Bonkers] Toots!

[snaps] Ouch!

Any sign of him? Ow! Nuts.

No, but I found that tuna sandwich
you were lookin' for last April.

What is going on here?

Oh, nothing, sir.

Just spring cleaning, sir.

How is the investigation coming?

Well, we are making
definite progress, Sir.

And what have you found, so far?

Well, uh, you see--

Is that suit imported?
Very, very nice material.

You found nothing, right?
I expect results, soon!

That's why I put you in charge!

Ooh, tuna fish, huh?

Don't mind if I do. [chomping]

It's good, Mmm.

You don't look too good.

May be a little air will put the gray
back in your cheeks.

Eight years to retirement.

Gotta keep telling myself that.

-[siren]
-[saxophone playing]

[Bonkers] I sure miss my Toots.

I wonder if I'll ever hear
his little honk again.

Don't worry, Bonkers, he'll show up.

We just have to keep our eyes peeled,
and look for anything suspicious.

You're right. Nothing will get past us.

[bike bell rings]

Hold it!

See something suspicious?

No, but I found a penny.

[sheep bleats]

Sure been seeing
a lot of novelty sheep lately.

Yeah. Aren't they great?

By the way, your birthday's
coming up soon, huh?

Never mind!

Let's just go have a chat
with your friend, Fall-Apart.

Maybe he knows something.

[wacky doorbell]

[doorbell rings again]

I guess he's still not home.

-And he didn't pick up his novelty sheep.
-[sheep bleats]

How strange.

Never mind that.

Everyone likes novelty sheep.

They're practical, they're attractive,
they don't shed,

they don't eat much, they--

Enough with the novelty sheep!

I've had it with novelty sheep.
I can't stand novelty sheep!

Look! It's Fall-Apart!

What happened to you?

[garbled noises]

What did he say?

[garbled noises]

[groans] The blue toon...

Bar.

[dings]

Fall-Apart, you sure there's nothing else
you can tell us?

Woof! woof woof woof!

Oh, no! He thinks he's a dog!

No, I think he's saying, "wolf."

Well, I guess it's time
we put on our disguises and go inside.

♪ I got dibs ♪

♪ On the big hat 'cause it was my idea ♪

I am not wearing a disguise.

Oh come on, Lucky, you'll look great
as a giant carrot.

Not many people could pull it off.
Trust me.

Look, you go in and check things out.

I'll wait out here
and keep an eye on the toon.

Got it, Boss.

I love it when you take charge.

[rock music plays]

[music stops]

[music plays]

What can I get you, Bub?

Milk, on the rocks.

And serve it in a dirty glass.

[shuddering]

[tearing]

Grrr!

Ew, he took me literally.

Anything else you want?

Yeah, see anyone suspicious around here?

Yeah, everyone around here is suspicious,
especially you!

A-ha! Finally we're getting somewhere!

Toons have been disappearing lately.

Know anything about it?

Who wants to know?

I do. I'm a cop.

I carry a badge.

Must have left it
in my other pair of pants.

But I do have an official police pen.

[bongo sound]

Ha! Must be with the badge.

If I'm not back in ten minutes,

you can have my milk.

Psst, Hey! He went that-a-way.

What about the wolf?

Okay, I give up. What about him?

You kept repeating "Wolf".

You know something,
I bet that means something.

Of course it means something!
Think. Think!

Okay, okay, okay. I think, think, think...

What am I thinking about, again?

Ohh!

You know, maybe I should write
it down because then--

then I, uh,
then it wouldn't be as confusing.

Ooh, ooh, ohh! Now I remember!

The wolf. He's the one who
sheep-dipped me.

Bonkers.

[cat yowls]

Bonkers, is that you?

-What do you know about this sheep?
-What sheep?

I never saw it before
and if it says otherwise, it's a liar.

Is that the answer?

I have to know about the sheep
who has Bonkers!

Oh, sorry.

You can be a very hostile person.

[sighs]

Do you know where the sheep lives?

No, because the sheep's no sheep.

He's a wolf in sheep's clothing,
and he uses the disguise

to lure toons into his trap.

-Say that again?
-Say what again?

[Broderick] Yo, Pickle, over here!

Wolf seen with kidnapped officer,
headed south on north street.

All right, let's roll, roll, roll!

If you don't mind, I'm in charge here.

Uh, yeah, okay.

[Lucky] Let's roll.

[Broderick] 10-4! 10-4!

You wait here.

Wait here? Where?

Sheep. Huh!

May I never see one again.

Bonkers? You in there?

Bonkers?

You in there? Speak up!

Bonkers, where are you?

[sheep bleats]

-Can I help you?
-Ah!

Ha! Uh, yeah, I'm, uh,

I'm looking for a gift for my wife.

Anniv--birth--birthday.

It's her 19th birth--
anniversary of her 16th birthday

Yeah, so, uh,

do you have anything in the way of...
say, oh,

sheep?

Yeah, I'm looking for something
about so high, about this wide.

Like, say, that one!

Bonkers?

Uh, yeah, you know
maybe I'll take this one.

It'll go with her... eyes.

Oh, yeah, that one, too. That's good.

-[Lucky] And that one, too.
-[sheep bleats]

Might as well get that one
while I'm here, ha, ha.

Oh, and the one over there.
My wife loves sheep.

She grew up on a farm.
Did I tell you that?

That one on the top shelf, too.

And, oh, that one, can't leave that one.

[sheep bleats]

-[Lucky] Bonkers.
-[Fall-Apart] No.

Bonkers?

No.

Bonkers?

[squeal]

Bonkers?

-Meep.
-Toots!

Honk! Meep meep meep meep!

-Meep meep! Honk! Honk!
-Yeah. I know.

I'm glad to see you, too. [chuckles]

Stop that.

No Bonkers.

He must still be back at the wolf's place.

[gulp]

I suppose, I have no choice.

Oh, man, is my pension really worth this?

Can I help you?

Uh, yeah... I... quack...

represent the International
Novelty Store Consortium.

We're interested in, quack--
marketing your sheep worldwide, quack.

No kidding?

Do I look like a kidder?

I'd have to check out your
manufacturing facilities-- quack--

to see if you can handle the volume.

Sure, sure, it's right through here.

As you can see, Baby, I've installed
state-of-the-art equipment.

Whole thing is run by computers.

The one that goes "bing, bing,"
cost the most.

Very impressive.

Think you can show me how it works?

No problem.

I have a little toon,
I was just about to sheep-dip.

[wolf chuckles]

Okay, this is it, for you.

Of course you know, this means
you're off my Christmas list.

If you'll step over here,
you can watch the whole process.

So, uh, how many toons would you say
you've turned into sheep, so far?

Oh, boy.

Ugh.

Oh, this is great.

Now, I lose my deposit on the outfit, too.

[sheep bleats]

Come on, boss, run for it!
Quick! This is the big chase scene.

[giggling]

Heh heh.

It just doesn't get much more
humiliating than this.

[alarm rings]

[Wolf] Hey, come back here!

This way! You know,
you don't make a bad sheep.

Bonkers, don't start with me!

Whoaaah!

-[chain cranking]
-[pop]

-Honk.
-[growls]

[splashing]

[sheep bleats]

You are under arrest for toon-knapping
and fleecing the public.

[all cheering]

[Toots] Meep meep meep meep!

[theme music playing]