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01x06 - Swiped Sweets

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

01x06 - Swiped Sweets

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Ah! Ah...

What a good night's sleep!

I feel like I can do anything.

Hm, maybe something sweet.

Ah! A perfect way to start the day.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown
A place where you'll want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
With his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town
And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too
They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go! Go! Go! Get up LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventures just a moment away. ♪

Oh dear,
it's Miss Busybody's birthday

and I just don't know
what to get her.

Oh! Children, isn't it time
for a little break?

Hey! Shush!
Sorry, Uncle Milford.

We were just listening to music.

I have so much on my mind.

Bessie's birthday gift?
Oh, yes.

If you mess it up like you did
last year,

Bessie will never talk to you again.
Don't remind me.

DOORBELL RINGS

Miss Busybody, happy birthday!

Oh! Sunflowers? Achoo!
I'm allergic to...

..sunflowers. Achoo!

Uncle, uncle, uncle!
Hello there, Stephanie.

Bessie gave you this book
so you can find ideas for presents.

Let's get busy!

It's really big book!

Oh! Too expensive.

[GASPS] Oh, too breakable.

Oh, that's a wonderful idea.

I'm too nervous to bake a cake.

Oh, I'm in even more trouble
than last year.

Don't worry, Uncle Milford.
We'll take care of it. Right, guys?

Hello.
Hello. Hello!

Initialising event.
Collecting cooking data.

[LAUGHS] We'll have that cake
ready in a jiffy.

[ALL MUMBLE EXCITEDLY]

OVEN BEEPS

Step one is done.
Cake baked. Analysis...undecorated.

No! No!
Stay away, this cake is mine.

Don't touch it!

Look! I've got all
the sweet ingredients.

Ah! Tada!

One major observation:
Needs whipped cream.

Yeah, definitely.
Excuse me.

Keep them out.
What are you doing with that?

That is mine. Give that to me.
I was using that.

Hey, Ziggy, Ziggy!
SQUIRT!

That was awesome!

What's going on here?

Someone's in trouble.

[ALL SCREAM AND ARGUE]

Sportacus, it's a food fight!
They've been eating too much sugar.

Definitely too much sugar. OK.

Uh-oh, stop!
Food's for growing, not for throwing.

Sorry, Sportacus, but look...

We just made this beautiful cake
for Bessie.

Oh...

Oh, Miss Busybody will never
speak to me again.

Try it again, but without the mess.

I'll just get these
beautiful lollipops off.

I might need them.
Save some for later.

Oh, OK.
Good luck, but don't give up.

Bye.

Ladder.

Now we bake that cake.

♪ Such a lot of candy
It's such a pretty sight

♪ Makes the food taste dandy
Coz my stomach hurts all night

♪ I'll put in some ingredients
But keep the rest for me

♪ I'm not just disobedient
I'm careful can't you see

♪ It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake

♪ If your way is hazy

♪ You've gotta do the cooking
by the book

♪ You know you can't be lazy

♪ Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy

♪ If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

♪ We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake

♪ Finally it's time to make a cake

♪ Making food is just like science
With tools that blend and baste

♪ And every fun appliance
gives the food a different taste

♪ It's a piece of cake
to bake a pretty cake

♪ If the way is hazy

♪ You gotta do the cooking
by the book

♪ You know you can't be lazy

♪ Never use a messy recipe
The cake will end up crazy

♪ If you do the cooking by the book
Then you'll have a cake

♪ We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake

♪ Finally it's time to make a cake

♪ We gotta have it made
You know that I love cake

♪ Finally it's time to make a...

♪ You gotta do the cooking by the
book! Cake! ♪

Ah!

A smell worth standing up for.
[LAUGHS]

Cake! Huh?!

There's no cake here.
I ate it all yesterday.

[GROANS]

It's a beautiful cake,
waiting for someone to take a bite.

Maybe I should bake a double trouble
chocolate gooey yummy cake!

[LAUGHS] Nah.
I'll just swipe their cake instead.

Swiped cake tastes better.
Everyone knows that.

And I know how to get rid of
that meddling Sportacus too.

It's disguise time. Hm-mm.

Too scary.

Oh! Too hairy.

Oh-h*, h*, h*, h*, h*!
Too merry.

Too fairy. Oh, loo-loo, loo-loo!

Ah! A detective! Perfect!

I'll eat the cake,

and I'll find a way to let everybody
think that Sportacus did it!

Perfect!

All: Oh! Wow!

This birthday cake
has been downloaded.

Miss Busybody's gonna be so happy.

Call her! Surprise her!

Then she'll come over
and we can eat this beautiful cake.

Call her! Call her!

Right now?
Yeah!

Maybe she's allergic to cake too.
No, silly. Come on, call her!

Come on, let's go.

Hello, hello? Oh, she's not there.

You have to dial her number, Uncle.

Yes, of course. Five, one, six,
da-da, da-da. There we are.

PHONE RINGS

Hello?
Hello, oh! Miss Busybody.

It's Milford...
Milford Meanswell - the Mayor.

Oh, yes...
I was wondering if, ah...

perhaps you and I could...
[SNEEZES]

then maybe we could...
Argh!

Where would you like to go,
Stephanie?

Ah! I love sunflowers.
[SNEEZES]

My goodness. Hello?

I'd like to invite you over...
For a nice surprise.

..to put flies on your eyes.

What? Flies on my eyes.

No! No flies, no flies!
A nice surprise.

Yes, so please come over
as soon as you can.

Bye.

I'll be right over.
Oh, hm, party time.

Oh, dear, my stomach is doing
the cha-cha.

Hey, just relax and stay cool.

What a lovely day.

She's coming! She's coming.
Get ready, get ready.

OK, OK!

She's coming, she's coming.

[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Ooh! Hm, dee-dee, dee-dee...

..da-da, ta-da. [LAUGHS]

I came as soon as I could,
you wonderful man.

I have a surprise for you,
Miss Busybody, a delicious one.

My toes are tingling.

It's not sunflowers this year,
it's...

DRUMROLL
ALL: Happy birthday!

ALL: Ah! Oh!

Ziggy, let me see inside your mouth.
No, I didn't eat it.

Another birthday ruined!
MAYOR: Miss Busybody!

ALL: Let's find the cake.

Bakery burglars?

Who are you?

I am Sherlock Foams, private eye.
ALL: What? Oooh!

The first step to detecting
a cake thief is to find cake clothes.

ALL: Whoa! Yeah!

Walk this way.

Let's find the cake!

Aren't you coming, Uncle?
Be right there.

You! You with the funny blue hat!
Let me see your hands.

Oh! Frosting! Ah-hah!

Hands up, Mr Cake Thief,
you are under arrest.

I don't even eat frosting.

[LAUGHS] Then what's this?
Finger paint?

I know frosting and that's frosting.
Ah-hah!

We've never had a cake thief
in LazyTown before.

Ah-hah!

Uh-oh!

That didn't hurt.

CRUNCH AND BANG!

Court is in session -
the honourable Judge Mayor presiding.

RACE CUP FANFARE

Isn't it true that no one saw you
NOT stealing the cake?

How could somebody
NOT see me doing something?

You admit that no one didn't see you
NOT do it?

What?!
[LAUGHS EVILLY]

That doesn't make any sense.
OTHERS: No!

I rest my case.

The mayor's not going to believe
this, is he?

Cover your right eye and read this.

Er...er, E-Sporta-cus
is g-uilt-twy...

I don't get it. What?

I didn't catch that. Read it again.

Sportacus is guilty.

Thank you! Thank you![LAUGHS]
Guilty boys go to jail.

Really?
OTHERS: No!

But we don't have a jail
in LazyTown.

Try to keep up with me, genius.

[GROANS]

Huh?

What's he doing?

Who is this detective anyway?
OTHERS: Yeah?

Ole!

[LAUGHS]
CRASHING AND BANGING

Tada! Step in, my friend.

Huh?

[LAUGHS]

Detective...?

Don't you have to lock the door?

Oh! [GROANS]

Ha-hah!

[MUMBLES]...You cake thieves
are all the same.

Cake thieves, grrr!

Oh, what a day!
Sportacus is in jail.

We had to bake two cakes
for Miss Busybody's birthday.

Oh, I must sit down.

[MUMBLES]
I hope Miss Busybody likes her cake.

It was really weird seeing Sportacus
sitting in jail like that.

It's weird to Sportacus
just sitting anywhere.

Yeah, weird.

[ZIGGY MUMBLES]

Ziggy, take that candy
out of your mouth.

Sorry, I only eat candy
when I'm nervous.

No, you always eat candy.
That's right!

I always eat candy.

I know...candy!

Do you know that when Sportacus
eats candy, he loses all his energy?

That's right.
He'd have a meltdown and get weak.

And what's he doing right now?

Target sighted. Details:
Target is exercising right now.

That means no meltdown and that
means no sugar and that means...

What does that mean?

That means he didn't eat the cake.
OTHERS: Yeah!

We have to find out who did.

I know what to do. We investigate!
OTHERS: Yes!

I have a clue...a footprint.

[SNORES]

Huh!

Lollipops... this must be a clue.

More lollipops! Wow! These look
exactly like the ones from the cake.

Huh! A piece of the cake!

SMACK!
Ouch!

What was that?

Ow!

A lollipop!

Another one!
If I'm dreaming, don't wake me up.

Hm... all these lollipops
and a hat.

He stole the cake!

Guess what?! Guess what?!

You ate a lot of sugar.
Yes!

I mean, no! The detective...
..he stole the cake!

He had these...
From the cake!

Data update:
Sportacus is...innocent.

He shouldn't be in jail.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

Target required...
Objective: Get that key.

Stephanie, put this remote antenna
on Stingy's car.

OK.
Wow! What are you doing?

[SNORES]

What, Ziggy?!
Don't scratch it... I can't watch.

Activate micro-control.

Be careful with my car!

Too far.
Stop.

Back up.

OK, closer. I can reach now.

Steady... steady.

He's reaching for the key!

He's almost there.

ALL: Huh! Oh, no!

No!

Yes!
Got it, yay!

Yeah!

Shhhh!

Let's go.

Ziggy, Ziggy!
Sportacus, Sportacus!

Thank you very much.
You can always count on me.

He ate all the cake too.

I know what cake we can bake
for him. Follow me.

Have you seen Miss Busybody?

Sportacus, you broke out of jail.

No! The kids found out who really
took Bessie's birthday cake.

Yeah, it was the detective.

We baked a surprise for Bessie
AND the cake thief.

We'll catch the real one this time.

Oh, yeah.
OK, let's go.

I'm going to put it right here.

I smell a cake.

He's fallen for it.
It's working.

[SNIFFS] I thought I ate them all.

Oh, huh?
[SNIFFS]

Argh!

A cake!

Another cake!
It's working.

More cake...and more cake!

Ah!

Come to Daddy!

A giant cake!

That looks like Robbie Rotten.

ALL: It IS Robbie Rotten!

Robbie Rotten!
Oh, no!

Robbie, it was you
who was swiping the sweets.

No, it wasn't.
Your face is covered in frosting.

What's going on?

Oh, my!
Now it isn't!

My face!

Miss Busybody! Come back!

Mayor!
Oh, yes, of course.

Don't forget this.
Thank you, Sportacus.

Gotta go, bye bye!

[ALL LAUGH]

Miss Busybody, happy birthday!

Cake?! You must be joking.

Only kidding...this way.
I've got a fork.

Oh! Yum-yum!

♪ Bing bang digga-rigga-dog
Funny words I sing when I am dancing

♪ Bing bang digga-rigga-dog
Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance yeah
It's so much fun being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap your hands
together, together, together

♪ Down, down, turn around
Having fun is what it's all about. ♪