01x09 - Happy Brush Day

[bunniefuu]

[Rooster]

Toothbrush.

Fresh and minty.

♪ Theme music

♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
a place where you want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too,

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

[Rooster]
[Sighs, giggles]

[Alarm clock]

[Alarm clock]

[Alarm muffled]

Mine. This is also mine. [Sighs]
It's all mine!

[Snores]

[Alarm clock]

And 15 to the left.

Time to brush.

Mmm mmm. Creamy!

[Exhales] Program complete.
All gone. Smile.

Smile a mile.

Ah.

♪ My smile! ♪
[Sighs] Yeah. It's mine.

Ziggy. Wake up! It's your birthday.

Ah. Yeah!

Later.

[Hums]

Oh, what a cute little boy.
[Chuckles] He loves candy.

Ah. I love the taste of taffy
in the morning.

It tastes like... taffy! Ha!
[Chuckles]

Ooh. Got to get that invitation
to Sportacus to my birthday.

[Spits] What?!

A birthday party?!

What will you get him
for his birthday? What? Huh?

It's a surprise. [Giggles]
What is this?

How about your gift, Stingy?

Huh? Who, me?
Uh-huh.

Oh, well, um... Well,
I already have it, but I'm saving it.

ALL: Saving it?

It's a birthday gift, Stingy.
You can't keep it.

Well, he always wants the same thing
every year.

ALL: Taffy.

Did someone say 'taffy'?
Where where where?

I could have sworn
I heard someone say 'taffy'.

Well, uh...

[Gasps] Why wasn't I invited?

Well... We can't have that, can we?

Disguise time!

Whoa. That was fast. [Chuckles] Whoa!

Too bunny.

Too funny. [Chuckles]

Money.
[Poker machine]

Oh! This is perfect!

Now, all I need
is a wonderfully good gift.

And when I say good, I mean... bad.

[Organ]

I've got mail.
Hmm. What is that... Hmm.

♪ Come to my party, come to my party

♪ Come to my party now

♪ Bring lots of presents,
bring lots of presents

♪ Bring lots of presents now. ♪

♪ Everybody's welcome,
everybody... ♪

Ha! This is sweet!

But what does Ziggy really need
for his birthday?

Uh-huh! A soccer ball.

Hmm.

[Chuckles] Soccer ball no.

Something else.

Something he can't do without.

Baseball.

No. Maybe something else.

Time to put up the stage. Ooh!

[Strains]

Whoa! Wow! Ha ha!
[All gasp]

Whoa! Wow!

Wow.
Woo hoo!

Tada! I now declare
this Happy Birthday Ziggy Day!

[All cheer]

Wait for it! Oh, Mayor, Mayor -
don't start without me.

ALL: Oh, no!
Not again.

Circuit's overloading. Stephanie,
this is what we warned you about.

You have to help - please!
Talk to your uncle.

ALL: Yeah.
Please, you have to help us. OK.

Uncle!
Mmm?

Now, Uncle, you can't let Bessie
say her speech.

Oh, but she does it
for everyone's birthday.

We know. That's the point.
It goes on.

And on. And on. And on.

ALL: And on, and on...

Yes, yes, well...
On thinking about it,

I guess it does get to be
a little bit too much.

A little bit?! It's awful... awfully
nice day, isn't it, Miss Busybody?

Oh, yes.
Now, is it time for my speech yet?

Yes, I wouldn't want
to miss my chance

to bring a little ray of sunshine
to the birthday child. Oh, boy.

I added a few things
for the occasion.

Oh!
[All gasp]

Just a few little things.
Won't take long.

Oh, no. Now, where's the beginning?
Oh, dear.

Uh, uh, uh, first come the presents.

ALL: Presents!
[All cheer]

Did someone say presents?

Mmm. Yes. Now, who's going to start?

Oh! Me, me, me, please!

Hey, you always go first.
What's the rush?

Me! Me! Me! Me. Me. Me. [Strains]
For my gift.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

[Both strain]

PIXEL: Huh?

Stingy, let go!

[Crash]
STINGY: Happy birthday.

Mmm. What's this? [Gasps] A piece
of taffy! Oh, it's my favourite!

TRIXIE: Just one?
Stingy, how did you know?

Uh...
Yeah, how did you know?

Mmm.
Lucky guess.

Uh-huh!
Can I have the box back, please?

Oh, well, well, uh...
And the lid.

Make way. Coming through. Look out -
here's a really big one, Ziggy.

[Laughs] Yeah.
Oh, wow!

Open it. Come on, open it.
What's inside?

Oh, well... Why don't you open it?

PIXEL: Open it.
[Drum roll]

[Boing]
[All laugh]

Oh!

Yes, yes!

I want that.
That was funny.

That was cool, Trixie.
Whoa! Look out. Incoming present.

Oh, yes.

Oooh.
Ziggy.

Yes.
Have I got something for you.

Yep?
Here you go!

[Gasps] An envelope!
Oh, I always wanted one of those.

Huh?
Thank you.

Uh...
Uh, next.

Ziggy, you have to open it!

Ohhh... I knew that.
Wow. What's inside? Mmm.

Www.taffy.com. Huh? Mmm.

Oh, yes. Very good. Very good.

You can download jpegs at broadband
data rates of any taffy ever made!

Uh... really?
Uh-huh.

Oh... Uh, thank you. Uh...
Can I eat them?

No! You just look at them.

Oh...
You mean you can't have them?

OK. What's next?

And now... Excuse me, excuse me.
[Clears throat] Oh!

And now for my speech.
[All gasp]

Testing, testing.

Oh, did I mention I've added
five more minutes to the speech?

Just for dear little Wiggy.

Oh...
Wiggy? What's a...

Huh? Wait before I give him
a little something.

What?

Taffy-flavoured, uh...
[Gasps]

..taffy.

[Gasps] Oh! The best kind!
Thank you.

Oh, oh, oh, Stephanie,
did you bring taffy too, huh?

Well, sort of.
[All gasp]

♪ Taffy, taffy, two by four

♪ Come and get some
more more more! ♪

Woo! Taffy! Woo! [Giggles]

[All cheer]

I call it the Taffy Cheer!
[All cheer]

Oh, Stephanie, it was so beautiful,

I could almost taste
the winning taffy.

Oh, thank you, Ziggy.

And now for my speech!

ALL: Sportacus!
Sportacus?

Didn't think I would forget
your birthday, did you?

What you got, what you got?

A very special gift.
One that will last a lifetime.

Is it, uh... two hundred years'
supplies of sugar smackles? No.

Is it 85 pounds of cocoa crunchies?
No.

Is it a truckload
of ice-cream dubbits? No.

Oh...

ALL: Whoa!

Here you go!
ALL: Wow.

What is it?
Where do you plug it in?

You don't plug it in.
It's a toothbrush.

Yeah, haven't you ever heard
of a toothbrush, Ziggy?

[Laughs] Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Uh, no.

Wait, wait, wait.
Let me check my database.

A toothbrush is a self-powered
highly portable

bristling-hairs hygiene module,
with long-lasting effects.

[All murmur]

Use it to clean your teeth
of food and decay.

But I keep my favourite things
in my teeth!

Oh, that's disgusting.

Eww! Now I have to wash
my brain out with soap.

Look! It's just like mine.

But how do you use it?

Haven't you heard
the 20 Times song, Ziggy?

Yeah, the 20 Times song.
[All murmur]

Come on.

♪ Here's a little number for you

♪ Twenty times up, twenty times down

♪ It helps with things
that you have to do

♪ Twenty times left
and twenty times right

♪ It's a special trick I know

♪ That makes you get up and go

♪ It doesn't take that long

♪ Soon you'll shine
The feeling is divine

♪ This is what I say to you

♪ Time to move
Time to make it happen

♪ Twenty times time is here again

♪ Time to smile
Time to get the feeling

♪ Twenty times time is all you need

Now you'll know
what I'm talking about

♪ Twenty times up
and twenty times down

♪ A magic number without a doubt

♪ Twenty time left
and twenty times right

♪ A smile to say 'hello'

♪ You know, it really makes you glow

♪ If you listen to this song

♪ Soon you'll see
it's good for you and me

♪ This is what I say to you

♪ Time to move
Time to make it happen

♪ Twenty times time is here again

♪ Time to smile
Time to get the feeling

♪ Twenty times time is all you need
to smile

BESSIE: La!

♪ Time to move
Time to make it happen

♪ Twenty times time is here again

♪ Time to smile
Time to get the feeling

♪ Twenty times time is all you need

♪ Time to move
Time to make it happen

♪ Twenty times time is here again

♪ Time to smile
Time to get the feeling

♪ Twenty times time is all you need

♪ Twenty times time. ♪

[Laughs]
I really want to try it.

Why don't you give it a spin?
Oh! Twenty times time.

Wow!

Here I come!
[All gasp]

[Sings]

What's that?

Ah, where to stop this thing?

ALL: Huh?

[Strains] Ha ha!
Ha ha!

You didn't think
I'd forget your birthday, did you?

Uh... uh...

[Laughs] Who are you?! You're
girlier than she is... [Gasps]

..and that's saying a lot.

Why, I'm the birthday fairy!
[Chuckles]

I travel around the world
and give presents

to all the kids on their birthday.
ALL: Oh.

Birthday fairy?
You never came to my birthday once.

You owe me big time, buddy.
That's eight years of back-presents.

With interest.
BESSIE: Oh! Stingy!

So where's my presents?!
Where's my present, huh?!

Uh-huh!

[All gasp]
ALL: Wow!

PIXEL: [Gasps] What is that?

Wow! For me?!
Yep.

Oh. Wh-wh-what is it?

It's the... It's an
Ultra Voice-Activated Candymatic.

Only the latest, greatest thing
in automated candy-making. Uh-huh!

Well... There's something
you don't see every day.

I do hope they hurry. This is
taking up valuable speech time.

You and only you can ask
what you want, and it makes it.

Oh, oh, oh... Only me? Wow!
I turn it on, and I make it stop.

Nah.

Taffy! Huh?

[All gasp]

Wow!

Do you think that's a good idea?

That's a great idea!
Yeah!

Let the kid live a little.
Now, come on. Go, go, go, go.

[Breathes excitedly] Taffy!

[Gasps]
Oh!

STEPHANIE: Careful.

Oh, it's real taffy. Mmm.

You want some more?

Taffy!
ALL: Wow!

Wow! Taffy.

Whoa.
ROBBIE: Whoa. [Chuckles]

I say it, and I get it!

[Gasps] I can make anything. Oh.

Taaaaffffyyyy.
[Crash]

[Gasps] Taffy. Oh!

[Fumes]

I want it, I want it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh! IT'S MINE!

Stingy.

BESSIE:
Stingy, please get off the machine.

MAYOR: Be careful. [Gasps]

TAFFY!

Taffy, taffy, taffy!

[Bang, bang, bang]

Oh...
[Crash]

Oh, taffy...

[Laughs]

TRIXIE: Stingy!

[Chuckles]

I, I... Hey, Stingy.

Taffy!

Ha ha! Stop!

[Gasps] It works!
[All cheer]

Taffy, taffy, taffy!

[Evil laugh]
Full power.

[Laughs]

Wow! Taffy!

Here it comes.
Whoa.

Taffy. Taffy. Taffy, taffy.

TRIXIE: Yeah, catch it, Ziggy.
PIXEL: Look out.

Taffy forever!

Whoa. Watch it.

Don't worry, presents.
I'll stay here with all of you.

Oh, oh.

We got to shut this thing down now!

Ziggy, can you turn it down?
[Cries out]

[Mouth full] Stop! Stop!

PIXEL: Do something.
Oh, no!

STEPHANIE: Ziggy! Cut it out!
Make it stop! Come on - spit it out!

Oh, no!
[All moan]

This is one crazy birthday party.

Come on, Sportacus! It won't stop!

Stephanie, keep helping Ziggy. I have
just what we need in the airship.

Ladder!

ZIGGY: Hurry, Sportacus.

STEPHANIE: Be quick, Sportacus.

Oh, I got to get to the machine.

Come on!
[Strains]

What to do?

TRIXIE: [Strains]
Pixel, make it stop!

[Strains]

Oh. Oh! A gift that keeps
giving and giving and giving!

TRIXIE: You have to turn it off!

PIXEL: I can't! Only Ziggy can.

Uncle, Uncle,
you have to do something,

or else LazyTown will have to
change its name to TaffyTown.

Why don't we just eat it?

Excuse me?

Why, the candy.
Why don't we just eat the candy?

Everyone, this is an emergency.
Eat for your lives!

[Laughs]

Bon appetit!

[All scream]

I can't eat fast enough!

[Mayor cries out]
Be a man, Milford.

Whoa!

BESSIE: Eat fast.
ROBBIE: Oh, no! Whoa!

Turn it off, Ziggy!
Ziggy, turn it off!

I've had enough taffy!

[Cries out]

[Laughs]

If I'd known the party
would turn out like this,

I never would have come!
Oh, no!

Oh, oh.
[Cries out]

[Car engine struggles]

I have to hurry.

Oh, oh! It's up to my chin!

Help!

Oh, my goodness, Miss Busybody.
Ooh, help!

Uh-oh.

Help!

[Strains]

Help! Help!

Oh, oh, oh.

Help!

Huh?

What is that?

[All cheer]
BESSIE: Go, Sportacus!

TRIXIE: Come on! Go, go!

Go, go, go.

[Gasps] The toothbrush. Where is it?

If Ziggy had the toothbrush,
he could clean his teeth of taffy,

and tell the machine to stop.

Yeah! Brush your teeth, Ziggy.

It's never going to work.

Where'd you leave it, Ziggy?
It must be here somewhere.

It's at the bottom of that?!
Aargh! I'm dooooomed!

[Machine malfunctions]

STINGY: [Gasps] It's stopped!

Huh?

TRIXIE: Uh-oh.

PIXEL: It's gonna blow!

TRIXIE: Oh, no.

BESSIE: Go, Sportacus, go!

Help!

[Strains]

BESSIE: Where is he?
TRIXIE: Where's Sportacus?!

What if he's not coming back?

STEPHANIE: He's gotta come back.
He's Sportacus, right?

Huh? Oh, oh. Oh, no.
It's gonna blow!

Huh?

[All scream]

Help!

I've got it!
STEPHANIE: Sportacus! Stop it!

Catch, Ziggy!

[Mumbling] Oh, oh, the toothbrush,
the toothbrush.

Brush for your life!

Twenty times up!

Ziggy, 20 left.

Oh! I can't see! Help!

Oh, oh...
TRIXIE: Come on!

STEPHANIE: Watch out.

STOP!

PIXEL: Yay!
Go! Alright!

[Pants]

[All catch their breath]

BESSIE: Oh, Milford.

Wow. Wow!
This is the best gift ever! [Kisses]

Oh, oh, oh.

Sportacus! Help!

Help! Help!

[All gasp]
MAYOR: His hat!

STEPHANIE: That's not the birthday
fairy. It's...

ALL: Robbie Rotten!

Robbie.

[Laughs]

[Sneezes] And now, for my speech...

PIXEL: Oh, boy.

♪ Bing bang digga-wigga-dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing, dancing

♪ Bing bang digga-wigga-dong

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together

♪ Down, down turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

But, I was a great birthday fairy.
[Sobs]

[Screams]

Happy birthday to you. [Sighs]
Yes, I think that went very well.

♪ Theme music