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01x11 - Dr. Rottenstein

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

01x11 - Dr. Rottenstein

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[upbeat music]

[ding]

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town

♪ A place where
you'll want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stigy
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go! Go! Go! Get
up Lazy Town! ♪

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in Lazy Town ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

Dr. Rottenstein.

[soft music]

Mmmm.

Uh, could somebody
grab the vegetable box.

I've got some carrots
that can't wait.

Yeah, I'll do it!

For I am Ziggycus, the
strongest hero in the world!

Yeah!

[humming]

[grunting]

Hey, don't sweat it Ziggy.

Wait, wait, I can do this.

Yeah, yeah, the strongest
hero in the world.

[grunting]

I see Sportacus.

Hi guys!

Hi Sportacus.

Hi Sportacus [sighs].

What's wrong Ziggy?

Well, my get up and
go just got up and went.

How do you get your
strength Sportacus?

Yeah, how do you get it?

I get it from this.

Sports candy.
Whoa.

Stephanie, carrot.

[swoop]

Show 'em how it
works Sportacus.

Wow.

Now you try it Ziggy.

Okay, I'll do it.
Just watch me.

[yoink]

Great, you never know
what's going to happen.

Yeah.

[beeping]

Sounds like
somebody needs help.

I've got to go,
see you later guys.

[upbeat music]

Bye.
Bye.

See you later!

[upbeat music]

How does he do that?

[boing]

Ziggy, there's not
better time than now.

C'mon Ziggy, you
got to eat the carrot.

Yeah.

Okay, on the count of three.

One, two, three!

Two and a half.

Wait!
No!

What?
Don't do it.

Hey Robbie.

Don't you hey me.

So what was Sportico doing here?

He was just showing us
the secret to his strength.

Huh, really?

Yep.

The secret?

Mmhm.

What is it?
It's this.

A box?

No, it's this,
it's a vegetable.

And I'm going to eat a
million, sillion vegetables

for the rest of my life, and
I'm going to get so strong

and I'll never stop moving.

[clanking]

Whoa, whoa.

What a terrible idea.

[grunting]

I must do something.

There's more over there.

I've seen enough.

[grunting]

[grunting] maybe later, yeah.

[intense music]

[gurgling]

I must stop this
vegetable, yuck.

Or before you know it,
everyone will be running

and jumping and swooshing.

Ooh, oww, where will it end?

It's like some weird sickness.

[echoing]

[ding]
Sickness.

What if I made a fake sickness

that stops everyone
from eating vegetables?

No more eating vegetables,
then no more strength

and no more moving.

[laughing]
[kissing]

It's disguise time.

[laughing]

Ah ha!
Perfect!

[laughing]

Ah ha!

What? [grunting]

[laughing]

[Stingy plays harmonica]

♪What goes up must come down

♪ People always tell me

♪ But if you put a seed
in the ground you'll see ♪

♪ What goes down must come up

♪ What goes down comes up

♪ When things start to grow

♪ Good stuff starts to flow

♪ It's the good stuff

♪ It's the energy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ It's a remedy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ The best things
in life are free ♪

[harmonica instrumental]

♪ Plant what you want to grow

♪ Good stuff starts to flow

♪ It's the good stuff

♪ It's the energy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ It's a remedy

♪ We're growing good stuff

♪ The best things
in life are free ♪

[harmonica solo]

♪ Good stuff

♪ We're growing good stuff

Spots!

My lollipops are sick!

What's wrong, Ziggy?

My candy has spots!

That's not all.

You have spots!

Oh no!

Is it true?

This is bad!

Oh!

Maybe we should call a doctor.

Did someone say "doctor"?

Huh? Who's that?

Doctor Rottenstein
at your service.

Ah!
Oh.

[heart thumps]

Cough!

Achoo!

Oh, sorry.

Say "ah!"

Ahhhhhh!

Very bad.

Shake your head.

[rocks rattling]

Did you hear that?

It's very, very bad.

Follow me.

Oh, I knew it.

A definite case of
Spotty Vegititus.

[kids gasp]

The strangest disease
in the whole world.

Spots! On my computer!

On your computer!

Oh no!

[Pixel gasps]

They're in your hair, too!

My hair!

No! What can we do!?

What do we do?

First, we must stop
eating the vegetables.

[all gasp]

Wait, you can't get sick
from eating vegetables.

I mean, they're good for you.

They're sports candy.

Oh, that's true.

Well, are you a doctor?

No.

A surgeon?

A surgeon?
No.

A school nurse?

[Stingy laughs]
No.

Good, then repeat after me:

no more eating vegetables.

No more eating vegetables.

Good, good!

How'd we get the sickness
in the first place?

Yeah!

That's a good question.

To find the root of the problem,

we must look to the running

and the jumping.

Running and jumping?

Yeah, and who does a
lot of moving around?

Well, my uncle moves a
lot when Bessie calls him.

Yeah, yeah!

No no no, someone
else, someone else.

Flippity flippity flippity flip?

Oh, Robbie Rotten moves a lot!

But that's only when
he's sneakin around.

Yeah!

Isn't that the
good-looking guy?

Huh?

No!

Yeah, in a bad
boy sort of way.

Trixie! Trixie!

She moves a lot when
she's doing pranks!

No no no no no no no
no no no no no no no!

Say someone whose name starts

with the letter S.

Stingy!
No!

Ziggy!
No!

Stephanie!
No!

Pixel!
No!

And has a number


There is Sportacus.

Yes!

Yeah, yeah!

Wait.

That Sporta, Sporty-cus
must be banned!

Sportacus is
spreading the disease?

That's "Sportacus"!

Yeah!

Whatever, yeah.

So, if we don't want
to be sick anymore,

Sportacus has to leave?

Exactly.

[kids groan]

I declare this Sportacus

banned from LazyTown forever.

For how long did you say?

Forever!

[Dr. Rottenstein's voice echoes]

[Dr. Rottenstein
humming happily]

What's he doing?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

[Dr. Rottenstein laughs]

Everyone, everyone,
gather round, gather round.

Quiet, quiet!

As you all know, there has been

an outbreak of Spotty Vegetitus.

Don't come near
any vegetables!

Or else you'll get
really, really sick.

Really?

Really.

Yes, and in order to
cure the Spotty Vegetitus,

Dr. Rottenstein has made
a small list of things

we are not to do.

And here it is.

Okay, what is it?

[crowd gasps and murmurs]

Number one: no
eating vegetables.

Number two: no moving around.

Number three: Sportacus
is banned from LazyTown

forever?

No, that's terrible!

I'm sorry, Sportacus.

Is it true you're never going
to come back to LazyTown again?

Well, if the mayor thinks
this is good for LazyTown,

I guess we should listen to him.

Number 51:

But, can you really get
sick from eating vegetables?

I've never heard of that.

What's going on?

I don't know.

Number 147:

no pokers.

Oh dear, Mrs. Busybody's
not going to like that.

Finally, number 148:

do nothing and eat junk.

Eat junk food?

Do nothing?

Something is really
wrong in LazyTown.

Paper!

Okay, Ziggy...

Stephanie...

And Pixel.

Not more!

But you have to eat more
peanut butter chocolate

and marshmallow
surprise, Stephanie.

Doctor's orders.

The more I eat,
the worse I feel.

Oh dear, I hope your Spotty
Vegetitus isn't getting worse.

Okay!

Stephanie first.

In you go

and

out you go!

Milford, can you
open the window?

The window?

Oh dear, but fresh air is one
of the worst things for you.

Dr. Rottenstein said so.

[Milford gasps]

Is that another spot?

It is!

Oh, you need french fries.

Yes, french fries with a
chocolate syrup and butterscotch

and oh my, and sprinkles!

Go!

[Pixel groans]

What was that?

Being sick is the greatest!

I get to eat all
the candy I want!

[Ziggy laughs]

Wait a minute...

Hmm.

This is fake!

[Ziggy gasps]

I'm not sick! It's all fake!

[Ziggy gasps]

A message from Sportacus!

[Ziggy gasps]

Sportacus needs me to
help him save someone!

Me! I have to do it!

No more running around,

because there are no more
vegetables in Lazy Town!

[laughs]

And they can't get anymore.

It's not like they
just come from the air.

Come from the air?

The air!

Sportacus' air ship!

He always keeps his
healthy things there!

I must find a way

to go up there!

I hope the kids
got my messages.

I better go find out.

Down!

[lively music]

Ladder!

[lively music]

That nosy do-gooder.

It's Sportacus!

It's Sportacus!

It's Ziggy!
Sportacus!

I'll soon put a stop to
all this nosing, forever!

[gasps]

I got your letter!

I can see that!

Where are the other kids?

I don't know, but I think
they're getting sicker!

But it's a fake disease.

I know, but
they're getting sick

from all the junk
food they're eating.

Junk food?

[dramatic music]

Wait.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

My airship!

Hey!

I did it.

I'm in the airship!

Nice place.

Hello!

[echoes]

[laughs]

Kind of empty.

Now, where does he keep them?

[dramatic music]

That was easy.

Ah!

[giddy, frantic music]

[screaming]

[upbeat music]

[screams]

[upbeat music]

[screams]

[dramatic music]

What is this thing?

[screaming]

[lively music]

[screams]

[lively music]

Ziggy!
Yeah.

I need someone strong!

I'll get the mayor, okay.

No, no, no, no. I'm
talking about you, Ziggy.

Well, I'm not strong.

Sure you are!

You ate all those carrots!

Well technically,
I never ate them.

Really?
Mm-hmm.

I'll get the other kids!

You do that, I'll
try to hold on.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Help!

Stephanie, I need you!

Sportacus needs you!

Everyone needs you!

Pixel!

Pixel!

Oh no!

Got to get those vegetables.

Oh, it's too high.

I'll push it over.

[grunting]

Not enough strength.

Wait a minute!

[laughing]

I forgot about this one!

Okay, got to do this.

I can't.

Got to do this for
Sportacus, for everyone!

Okay, okay, on the
count of three.

One.

Can't!

Okay, two.

Two and a half.

Three!

It's pretty good!

Oh, the vegetables, yeah.

One.

Two.

Three.

[grunting]

Yeah!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

Yeah!

[gasps]

[upbeat music]

[crunching]

I got them, I got them all!

Come on, come on!

Great, Ziggy!

Sportacus, are you in trouble?

What's going on?

No, someone else is!

Hold the ladder!

I'm going up!

Okay, be careful!

Oh man, be careful Sportacus!

Who's there?

Sportacus?

Robbie Rotten?

Are you going to help me?

Rope!

Yeah, rope.

Here!

What are you doing?

It's okay.

I'm too young to fall.

No, it's okay.

[screaming]

Is that the doctor?

Doctor?

That's funny!

This is weird.

[gasping]

Robbie Rotten!

It's Robbie!

It's Robbie!

I'm not going to say a thing!

[laughing]

[dramatic music]

What did Robbie do?

[grunts]

Oh no, not the house!

I just painted!

[children shouting]

[screaming]

[shouting]

He's going to hit the house!

[dramatic music]

[cheering]

[lively music]

Very great.

Wow, that was awesome!

That was excellent.

That was so--

Great job!
Yeah, that was great!

I did it Sportacus!

I did it!

I ate the carrot and it worked!

Yes!

Yes, it gave me lots
and lots of strength.

[laughing]

I bet you really
like vegetables now.

Not really.

What?

You don't?

No, I love them!

[cheering]

♪ Bing bang diggi-riggi-dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Dancing dancing

♪ Bing bang diggi-riggi-dong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Together together

♪ Down down turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

Yeah!

[shouts]

[gasps]

[upbeat music]