01x12 - Rottenbeard

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[Fast action music]

[Lazy Town Theme Music]

Welcome to Lazy Town!

A place where you want to stay

You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

And Sportacus saving the day

Stephanie is new in
town, and soon she

and Ziggy are friends

With Pixel, Stigy and Trixie too

They're going to
have a blast together

Go! Go! Go! Get up Lazy Town!

It's the start of
a brand new day

Things are upside
down here in Lazy Town

Adventure's just a moment away

Rottenbeard...

Door!

[Upbeat music]

[Screaming]

Help! Help!

Someone save me!

Help! Someone save me!

Stephanie's in trouble?

[Upbeat music]

Help!

Help!

[screaming]

Stephanie! I'm here!

Woah!

Sportacaus!

You're standing in the water!

I am?

Yeah!

And you squished my shark

Oh sharky...

I'm -- I'm sorry.

I thought Stephanie
was in real trouble.

No!

[laughter]

No wonder why my
crystal didn't beep

Arg! We be playing
Pirates Sportacaus

Yeah!

Pirates! Stephanie the
pink is walking the plank.

[laughter]

After pinky walks it
the rest of you starvy

thieves follow!

Arg!

Hey! Who made you
Captain? I have a parrot.

Well a piggy parrot?

So I should be Captain!

[chattering]

I have a hook!

[Gasp] She has a hook!

Okay, uh -- you're in charge.

Good luck guys. But,
don't shink too many ships.

Okay? Goodbye!

[Chattering]

[Splash]

Those rotten kids!

Noise, noise, noise.

Nothing but noise!

[laughter]

For trucks

jets

rockets

Ah! For kids!

Nothing is working!

[evil music]

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

[laughter]

Pirate Ziggy says...

"Give me all your loot!"

[laughter]

And by loot I mean...

Candy!

[chatter]

Incase you don't know!

Take that!

And that! And that!

Ziggy!

Would you please stop
ballooning my face?

But, we're playing pirates?!

Argh!

[chattering]

Did you say pirates?

Yes! Pirates!

Well, Did you know that
LazyTown once had it's

own real live pirate?

[Gasp] Really?

A real pirate
here in LazyTown?

Mhm! Yes!

Who took things and
never gave them back?

And who was a boss?
And had a sword?

Oh yes, yes!

The whole story is in the
LazyTown Big Book of History

in my office.

Follow me!

Come on! Let's go!

Here it is!

My little scallywags

[laughter]

It was many years
ago when buchaneirs

sailed the seven seas.

Buchaneirs?

Argh! Buchaneirs!

A pirate named "RottenBeard"

wandered through
LazyTown spreading his

rottenness to every home,
and whatever he wanted.

[chattering]

Taking whatever he wanted?

The one thing he didn't take?

Was the famous LazyTown stone!

What's that?

The LazyTown stone?

On that stone is
written the secret

to living in LazyTown.

That sounds like the
biggest secret of all time!

[chattering]

And the stone
is right outside!

Come on! I'll show you!

[chattering]

Wow! The LazyTown stone!

Yes! There it is!

What does it say?

Well it says, "LazyTown
should always be.."

Hm?

Should always be what?

Well it doesn't say!

When Rottenbeard couldn't
have it he broke it

and now that part is missing.

Missing?

Oh no!

Yes! They say that the
other half of the stone

is somewhere out there!

Buried in a pirates
treasure chest.

Waiting until the day
someone digs it up.

Wow!

And, and -- if
we ever found it.

We would all have to
follow whatever it says.

Really?

Whatever it says.

So, if someone --

meaning me.

Made a fake stone
they'd have to do

whatever I wrote on it.

Ah-ha!

[evil music]

[groaning]

Time to put my skills as
a chiseler to good use!

Ah-ha!

[Up beat music]

Now all I have to
do is to break it.

To match the other half!

[groaning]

[laughter]

[screaming]

[groaning]

A perfect match!

And now to go bury it
somewhere where those kids

will find it.

[laughter]

[evil music]

[laughter]

Disguise time!

Come on Mayor, read us
some more pirate stuff.

Oh, oh, yes, of course.

Yeah, yeah!
Yeah!

More stories, more stories.
[thud]

Ah, let's see,
[magical twinkling]

Oh, it says that the
people of LazyTown--

Yeah?

Were frightened
[children fearfully gasp]

and couldn't stop Rottenbeard!

[children fearfully gasp]
[rapid, tense violin]

But then, one day, a hero came

[children happily gasp]

to put an end to Rottenbeard
and his lazy ways.

Oh, a hero. [laughs]

Yes.

The two began to battle.

[gasps]

The hero jumped on a
wall and nearly fell off.

[terrified gasp]

Oh, voom!

But he pulled his
[metallic swish]

trusty sword [swords clashing]

and lept to the ground.
[triumphant horn music]

Oh my word, this is exciting!
Yeah!

Yes, it is!

Keep reading, keep reading.

He somersaulted
behind [whirling noises]

Rottenbeard, slid
under his legs--

Yes?

And finally
defeated him! [thump]

[children cheer]

But Rotten Beard
swore [tense music]

that one day he would
return. [soft thud]

Oh, no.

Avast, ye pirates!

Yeah.

Who wants to go find
some buried treasure?

Yeah, let's go
find the treasure!

Me, I want to
go! [all cheering]

Yeah!
Yeah!

Mayor, can we borrow the book?

Oh, oh yes, of course,
oh, be careful with it.

I'll fight you,
[swords clinking]

fight the good fight!
[Stingy laughs] Fight!

Hear ye, LazyTown
pirates, we're going to find

that buried treasure chest
with the LazyTown stone and--

Give me it, I'm
going to find it!

Ahem, you mean my treasure
chest with my LazyTown stone?

[laughs]
Stingy...

[shocked gasp]

Guys, a real pirate!

Sails the seven seas!

Yarr!
Yarr!

Guys, a real pirate!

Makes you walk the plank!
Yeah!

A real pirate!

Takes all the treasure and
doesn't share with anyone.

Yeah!
Yeah! [Stingy laughs]

No!
No!

Oh.
[disappointed musical note]

No, a real pirate:
he's over there.

[all gasping]

["You are a Pirate"
instrumental]

[Trixie, Stephanie,
And Stingy] Wow!

Wow!

["You are a Pirate"
instrumental][splash]

Ha!

[children exclaiming]

It's a flag!

Avast!
Wow!

Are ya little buccaneers?

[eager exclamations]

If it's real treasure
ye be seeking,

ye be sailing under a
flag of Rottenbeard!

[children oohing and aahing]

The pirate!

Yar!
Yar!

Yar!
Yar!

I've got me a map!
Yeah!

I've got me a shovel,
but I need a pack

of puny pirates
such as yourself--

Puny?

To help me find the booty!

What did you just say?

I need someone to help
me find the treasure!

[excited cheering
and chattering]

Yar, let's go, here's the map.

Oh, a map!

Is that paper towels, milk?

Milk, yep.

Chocolate covered anchovies?
What?

Chocolate, my favorite!

I don't want this treasure.

Ah, no, no, no, no!

That would be my grocery
list. [everyone laughing]

Here is the map!

Another map, wow!
There's the treasure.

Wow, there's the X: that
must be where the treasure is.

I knew you'd
make a worthy crew

the minute I laid eyes on
you. [children cheering]

Let's go, all aboard!
[children cheering]

Come aboard, you
little buccaneer!

♪ Do what you want,
'cause a pirate is free. ♪

♪ You are a pirate!

♪ Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee!

♪ Being a pirate is
all right to be! ♪

♪ Do what you want,
'cause a pirate is free. ♪

♪ You are a pirate!

♪ You are a pirate.

♪ Yay!

♪ We got us a map.

♪ A map!

♪ To lead us to a hidden box

♪ that's all locked
up with locks. ♪

♪ With locks!

♪ And buried deep away.

♪ We'll dig up the box.

♪ The box!

♪ We know it's full
of precious booty. ♪

♪ Burst open the locks, and
then we'll say, "Hurray!" ♪

♪ Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee.

♪ If you love to sail the
sea you are a pirate! ♪

♪ Weigh anchor!

♪ Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee.

♪ Being a pirate is
all right with me. ♪

♪ Do what you want 'cause
a pirate lives free. ♪

♪ You are a pirate!

♪ Arr yar, ahoy and avast,
diggity dirt and diggity fast! ♪

♪ Hang that black flag
at the end of the mast! ♪

♪ You are a pirate.

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

♪ Yay!

♪ We're sailing away.

♪ Set sail!

♪ Adventure awaits
on very shore. ♪

♪ We set sail and explore.

♪ Yar har!

♪ And run and jump all day.

♪ Yay!

♪ We float on our boat.

♪ The boat!

♪ Until it's time to
drop the anchor. ♪

♪ Then hang up our coats--

♪ Hurray!

♪ Until we sail again!

♪ Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee.

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha! ♪

♪ If you love to sail the
sea, you are a pirate! ♪

♪ Ha!

♪ [Record skip]

♪ Hey, wow, land h*!

♪ Yar har, fiddle-dee-dee.

♪ Being a pirate is
all right to be. ♪

♪ Do what you want 'cause
a pirate lives free. ♪

♪ You are pirate.

♪ Yar har, wind at your backs
lads, wherever you go! ♪

♪ Blue sky above and
blue ocean below. ♪

♪ You are a pirate!

♪ Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

♪ You are a pirate!
You are a pirate.

[laughs]

[growls]

Ha, oh, there's got
to be treasure here.

Ah, look what I found.

What do you got there, hey?

More dirt.

Aw, ha, ha, ha!

Stephanie!
Keep digging guys!

[grunting and grumbling]

Have you found anything?

I'm digging!

Why sometimes, you have to
look right under your nose.

Ha ha.
Aye, aye, captain! [laughs]

Yeah, no, look
underú your nose.

Yeah, you're absolutely right.

Yeah. [laughs]

Then look under your
nose. [stomping sound]

Under it, under, under.
Ah.

Yeah, I said down.
[stomping sound]

Ah, yes.

Oh, for goodness sake!
Ziggy, look down!

[laughs] [springing bounce]
Ow!

[tinkling bells] [gasps]
What's this?

We have a winner!
[everyone cheering]

It looks like the X--
Yes!

From the map!

Yeah!

Why sure it does, you
clever little cabin boy!

Oh, thank you.

Out of my way, scurvy dog.

Stephanie?

Why do I have to dig?

Because I have a hook,
ya dig? [surprised gasps]

All right, I dig.
You better dig, heh.

Okay.

Do you need help?
Carry on.

No.

Come on, Stephanie.

Arr ye, arr ye. [laughter]

Hey, guys, I think I found
something! [excited gasps]

Really, what is
it, what is it?

Take it up, take it up, ha!

[grinding]

[gasps]

The treasure chest!

Wow, we found it!
[happy exclamations]

Okay guys, guys,
give me a hand.

Oh, yeah.
All right.

One, two, three.
[sliding, crunching]

Okay-
Oh, whoa!

Watch it!

Careful, careful!
[Pirate Captain laughing]

Careful!

You should put it
down, put it down!

[heavy thud] Here, yeah,
yeah; open it, open it.

What's inside? [excited
whispered mumbles]

[slow creaking]

Whoa!

The missing LazyTown stone!

Oh, I got to tell Sportacus!

That's a great idea, ah!

Yeah, yeah!

Hey, hi, bye!

Is there anything
else in there?

You go do that.

[springing]

[exciting music]

I've got mail!

"We found the missing piece
to the Lazytown stone.

"Stephanie."

They found it?

Fantastic!

[exciting music]

Whoa!
Sportacus!

You found the other
half of the stone?

Yeah!
Yeah!

Good job!

Thank you!

This is a
historical day in, uh,

history!

Yeah!

Oh, a perfect fit!

Wow!
Read it, Sportacus!

What does it say?

Yeah, what does it say?

Lazytown should always be

[blowing air]

[coughing]

Lazy.

Yes!

Huh?
Lazy?

Yes!

Oh, my stars.

That's the secret
we've been waiting for?

It be written in stone!

But what does it
mean, Sportacus?

Why ask that
muscle-headed lubber?

The answer is as obvious
as the hook on my hand.

What?
What?

Well, it means that
everyone has to be lazy.

Oh.
Lazy?

There's something wrong here.

Oh, well, I suppose there's
nothing we can do about it

if that's what the famous
Lazytown stone says.

Does that mean I'm not
allowed to dance anymore?

Not even the Sailor's Jig.

Oh!
No!

She can't dance?

Stephanie!
Stephanie, hey!

Stephanie!
Stephanie!

And no more flipping!

[chase music]

Stephanie, are you okay?

Something's really
wrong here, Sportacus.

You're right.

Something is wrong.

Ha-ha-ha!

Finally peace and quiet
in Lazytown, forever.

This is really boring.

[bored sighs]

Doing nothing is
worse than anything.

[murmured agreement]

This is the worst!

Yeah.

I can't believe it.

I have to spend my whole
summer here doing nothing.

All because of this
stupid... whoa!

What?

Another treasure map!

I got to go show the kids!

Guys!

Look what I found!

Look, it's a map!

A treasure map!

A treasure map?

Come on!

Let's go!

Wow, really?

Yeah, let's go!

This is hard work!

Dig, you lazy dogs!

Why can't you help?

Because I have a map.

Yeah?

And a hook.

[laughs] Now, put
your backs to it!

Okay!

Keep on digging.

♪ Wonder on the sea

♪ Me and my bird,
and my bird, and me ♪

Hey, we hit something!

Really?
Dig faster!

What is it?

[muffled talking]

What is that nasty sound?

[vigorous music]

No, it's nothing,
it's nothing.

Ah!

Digging?

That's not lazy at all!

I must stop 'em!

Rragh!

Ah-ha!

Ah!

Hm.

Ha!

[vigorous music]

Whoa, another treasure!

Yee-ha!

Avast!

What be you sea-pups
think ye be doing?

We're digging up
another treasure.

Yeah!
Arr!

Sorry, that will be impossible.

Huh?
Why?

Because you can't
find a treasure

when you're tied to a tree!

Tied to a tree?
Oh, no!

[alarm beeping]

Somebody's in trouble!

[exciting music]

Oh, no, no!

No flipping!

Hey, you can't
take my treasure!

Just you watch
me, young bucko!

[pirate laugh]

You can't just
leave us here alone!

Come back!

Sportacus!
Sportacus!

Ah-ha!

Ah-ha!

Watch out!

Oh, no, be careful!

Watch out!

You jumping fiend!

Sportacus is in trouble!

Just like the
hero in the book!

The book!

Trixie, read the book!

Yah!

You blooming kangaroo!

Whoa!

He's getting the treasure!

Grab a sword!

Yeah!
Yeah!

I don't have a sword!

Just grab anything!

Ow!

Hey, huh?

He-he-he-he!

Ah!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[clashing sword
and tennis racket]

Huh?

[cheers]

Huh?

[shaking and robbling]

Heh.

Ah ha!

[shaking and robbling]

[chuckling]

Use what you've got!

Ha!

No!

Jump on the wall!

Yeah!

Ah!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ah!

[screams]

Man overboard!

Watch your back!

Just like the
hero in the book!

Wah!

Jump over him!

[boinging hit]

Slide through his legs!

Ah!

Huh?

Hit again!

What?

Just give him a little push.

Yeah!
Yeah!

Okay.

What do you know?

A hole in one.

Whoa!

That isn't a pirate!

It's Robbie!

Robbie Rotten!

Oh, no, pirate!

I knew there was something
fishy about that pirate.

He wanted to take my treasure!

Yeah!

Are you okay, guys?

Yeah.
Thanks, Sportacus.

What is the
treasure anyway, huh?

I think it's the real stone.

[cheers]

Let's go!

Mayor!

We found the stone!

Yeah!

Let me see!
What does it say?

Lazytown should always be

[blowing air]

Yeah?
Yes?

Happy!

[cheers]

Well, that's easy.

All we have to do is smile!

[cheers]

Easy for you to say.

[happy music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up, it's
time to dance, yeah! ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet! ♪

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Jump, jump, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

Arr!

[laughter]

Just smile?

Whoa!

Huh?

There you go.

[mirror cracking]

Oh!

[techno music]