01x16 - Dear Diary

[bunniefuu]

[Funky dance music]

Time for breakfast!

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ A place where you want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Stephanie, I've been doing
the laundry and-

oh, I've shrunk my pants again.

Oh, dear. And one of my white socks
didn't turn out very well, either.

Perhaps you could use it.

Pink is your favourite colour.

Uncle Milford, you know you're not
supposed to wash reds with whites.

Yes, yes.

Oh, what is it you're writing in?

Oh, this is my diary. I write
everything that happens in LazyTown.

Really? Everything?

Yep, I think I even have something
from the first day I came.

Ah, yes, yes.
I remember it well.

'So do I.
When I first came to LazyTown,

I wasn't sure
I was going to like it here.'

Over here, Stephanie. There you are!

Hi, Uncle Milford!

I'm so glad to be here.

And I'm so glad to have you.
Have a wonderful time!

That was a pretty wonderful day,

is there anything
in there about other people?

Like, say, Ms Busybody?

Well, sure.
There was that one time

when it was her birthday.

Another birthday ruined!

She certainly knows
what she wants, doesn't she?

And then
that time with Bessie's drink.

I'm coming!

[Screams]

My dress, my dress, my drink.

Milford!

I do like a woman with opinions.

Oh, and remember that time
when you were

very, very, very, afraid of the bee?

Well, I wouldn't say
I was very, very, very afraid.

Well, maybe just very, very afraid.

Oh, I guess I was.

Get away, get away.
I'm getting out of here!

Now, where's that ladder?

Whoa!

[Branch straining]

Help, Ms Busybody!

Could you write
just one 'very afraid'?

Don't worry, Uncle Milford.

Right now,
I'm writing about yesterday.

Oh, am I in it?

Well, just a little bit.

Remember it was the big soccer game?
Ah, yes.

Robbie Rotten
bought this huge SoccerBot,

it was so big and strong.

First it beat Sportacus.

but then we all teamed together,

except for Pixel, to play our best.

And you'll never guess who scored
the winning goal...Pixel!

Oh, my toes were tingling all
afternoon.

I'm exhausted just thinking
about it.

How do you have time
to write in a diary, Stephanie?

You're always up and moving around.

Yeah, I love to move,
just like Sportacus.

Remember that time
when we sang a song about it?

♪ If you wanna be the talk
of the town, you need energy

♪ If you wanna jump around
You need energy

♪ There's nothing really like it

♪ You only have to move around

until you get
your feet off the ground.

♪ You have to try to believe it

♪ You've got energy,
and you're on your way

♪ A-a-a-a-a-ah!
Wo-o-o-o-o!

♪ Energy, we're gonna make it happen

♪ And you're on your way. ♪

Oh, Stephanie. You've been such joy.

I'm so glad you're here in LazyTown.

Me too, Uncle.

I'm gonna go see what the other kids
are up to, see you later!

Goodbye, Stephanie.

Oh! Oh, dear. Pink socks!

It's mine!
No, it's not!

It's mine!
No, it's not!

I love the sound of
arguing in the morning!

It's my beautiful, orange,
stripy ball!

No, it's not. It's my basketball!

It's mine and I can prove it.
How?

Well, it's um- It's round.

All ba*ls are round, Stingy!

So you agree that logically,
all ba*ls are mine!

Haha!
Stingy!

Hey, guys. What's up?

Mine, mine, mine.

That's all Stingy ever says.

I do not.
You do, too.

Do not!
Do too!

Not!
Do!

Will you tell him, Stephanie?

Well, Stingy.
You do say 'mine' a lot.

Let's check my diary.

Here, on page two you say 'mine'.

It's mine, all mine!

Uh-huh.

And page six.

This is mine.
Yes, of course.

And eight and nine.

Mine.
It's mi-i-i-ine!

In fact, you say it so much,
you even sing about it.

♪ This mailbox is mine

♪ And this triagonal sign

♪ That blue balloon,
the month of June

♪ They're mine, mine, mine mine

♪ Ziggy's sweets are mine

♪ That birdie's tweets are mine

♪ The city street, both your feet

♪ They're all emphatically mine

♪ It all belongs to me

♪ Everything that I see

♪ North, south, east and west

♪ I caress it 'cause I possess it

♪ I'm Stingy and it's mine. ♪

And this instrumental break
is also mine.

♪ The floor and ceiling are mine

♪ All your feelings are mine.

♪ You always knew it,
that's all there is to it

♪ It's mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine. ♪

That's what I said, it's mine.

And it's a great song.

♪ Absolutely positutely, definutely
mi-i-ine! ♪

No, stop singing.
Stop, stop. That song is mine.

[Both laugh]

Stingy!

Hey, do you write everything
in there?

All the good stuff,
like about one of my best friends.

Me?

Wow! Did you write about the time
we built the club house?

Yeah, yeah. Right here.

♪ Make a plan, follow through

♪ Choose your colours, red or blue

♪ Use your brain and your skills

♪ Then you'll start to build

♪ Watch it before your eyes

♪ Your dreams will be alive

♪ Step by step,
it will come into view

♪ You know you're gonna
make your dream come true

♪ Step by step, it's all up to you

♪ Then pretty soon
you'll show the whole wide world

♪ You made something new

♪ Cut once but measure twice,
it always pays to be precise

♪ Grab nail, a hammer too

♪ Gather up your tools

♪ Give your best, from the heart

♪ You'll make a work of art

♪ Step by step,
it will come into view

♪ You know you're gonna
make your dream come true

♪ Whoa!

♪ Step by step, it's all up to you

♪ Then pretty soon
you'll show the whole wide world

♪ You made something new

♪ La la la la la

♪ La la la

♪ Step by step, it's all up to you

♪ Then pretty soon
you'll show the whole wide world

♪ You made something new. ♪

Building that
tree house was way cool!

Yeah.
What are we going to do next?

Well, remember those cartwheels
we did the other day?

What if we did them with music?

That's a great idea, yeah!

Alright, I'll go get the tunes.
OK.

Well, I guess I'll stay here.

Cartwheeling? Musicing?

This has got to stop!

I must find a way to break up

this ooey, gooey friendship.

I'm a genius!

'Dear Diary, my worst friend is...'

Huh? What?

Stephanie, you forgot a page!

Huh?

'My worst friend is Trixie.'

Argh! Why that little...

Ergh!

Hey, Trixie.
Are you ready to rock 'n' roll?

Not with you, Pinky!

Trixie?

Trixie?

I'm sorry!

[Cackles]

I'm gonna get you this time, Pixel!
No way!

Here I go and....yeah!
Oh!

Hey, guys.

Who's the sweetest, nicest,
cutest girl in all LazyTown?

Stephanie.
Yeah.

Well, think again, Lover Boy.

What's this?
Read it.

'Dear Diary,
my worst friend is Trixie,

my second worse friend is Pixel?!

Yep!

Oh, crash my hard drive!

Where'd you get this?
It fell out of Pinky's diary.

W-what's it say about me?

That you're her third worst friend.

Ah! At least she likes me
better than you two!

Well,
we don't like her anymore!

No!

Stephanie,
I had another laundry accident.

My sweater's all wrong.

Well, maybe I can use it
if I stand on my head.

Oh, there you go,
it was upside-down. Silly me!

Huh? What's wrong, Stephanie?

Trixie's being mean to me
but I don't know why.

Did you ask her?
She wouldn't let me.

Well, it's probably
some misunderstanding.

Maybe your other friends might know.
You should ask them.

You're right. Thanks, Uncle Milford.

You're the greatest!

Well,
except where laundry is concerned.

How could she say that about me?

I can't believe...

Hey, guys.

Listen, we need to talk.

What's wrong with everyone today?

Pixel?

Ziggy?

Stingy?

Well, fine.
If you don't want to talk to me,

I'm not gonna talk to you!

Don't forget to close the door!

[Door slams]

[Sad flute plays]

[Beeps]

Someone needs help!

[Funky dance music]

What's up, Stephanie?

Nothing.

Really?

Looks like something to me.

If you think
Trixie getting mad with you

for no reason is something,

or Pixel, Ziggy and Stingy

all completely
ignoring you is something,

or the fact that no-one in LazyTown

will even speak to me is something...

..I think something's a little wrong.

No wonder my crystal beeped.

It sounds serious.

Not really, their loss.

I give up on the whole thing.

Remember when Robbie
gave me the shoes

and my feet went crazy?

And someone told me,
'There's always a way!'

Now, who was that again?
I think that was me.

It's even in my diary.

[Pumping trance music]

♪ If things don't work out

♪ Like you want this time around

♪ You can try to turn
the problem upside-down

♪ There's no use in crying

♪ You gotta keep trying

♪ Because at the end
you will discover there is

♪ Always a way

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ You gotta believe in yourself

♪ Soon you'll be shining

♪ 'Cause you never stopped trying

♪ When you believe
there is always a way

♪ Always a way

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ Gotta believe it,
you gotta believe it

♪ Always a wa-a-a-a-ay

♪ You gotta know you can make it

♪ There is always a way

♪ You gotta believe in yourself

♪ Soon you'll be shining

♪ 'Cause you never stopped trying

♪ Really believe
there is always a way. ♪

There's always a way!

And we should never forget that.

Thanks, Sportacus.
You're welcome.

But, what do I do?
I don't even know what happened.

Wait here, I'll be right back.

[Computer game noises]

Sportacus!

Hi. I hear you guys
aren't talking to Stephanie.

Well, she wrote
really mean things about us.

But she's your friend.

Ha! And double ha!

Take a look at this!

And Stephanie wrote this?
Mmm-hmm.

Who else? It's on pink paper.

Yeah, pink paper!

Did you ask her?

Um...
Nope.

She's right outside,
maybe you should.

Alright, I will.
Let's go, come on!

I have got
the incriminating evidence.

You have some explaining to do,
Missy!

Me? You're the one's
who won't talk to me.

You're the one
who wrote bad things about me.

About all of us!

But mostly about me.
What?

Look, see?

I didn't write this!
Huh?

First of all,
my diary paper is white.

Uh-oh.

And second of all,
I only wrote nice stuff.

Like, look here, Stingy.

This is where I wrote when you
returned the crystal to Sportacus.

I found something
that didn't belong to me,

and instead of giving it back,
I kept it.

I'm sorry.

You made a mistake,
but you admitted it.

And you said you were sorry.

And that affects everybody.

I wish that I'll never take
anything that doesn't belong to me.

Oh, that's so sweet.

And Pixel, you're always helping me
with your computers and stuff.

Add a little shading here.
Yeah!

Put a little texture on it.

I'm using a 3D rendering program
to detect stress points

for our new clubhouse, check it out!

And Ziggy, I wrote about
when Sportacus and you worked out.

Oh, yeah! That was great!

[Rocky training theme]

Oh, that was great!
Yeah!

And Trixie.
What?

You're my best friend.

I wrote that right here,
after you saved me.

Ah, look out!

Thanks, Trixie!
You're welcome.

You're all my best friends.
Aw, group hug!

[All laugh]

[Laughs evilly]

And now, a final diary entry.

Something wonderfully bad
about Sportacus.

Oh, no! My diary!

Oh, no! All those memories!

About being best friends.
And me!

What are we going to do?

We've gotta find that diary!
Yeah!

'Sportacus is so annoying...'

What?

She wrote about me?

'Robbie really likes cakes...

..sometimes he does funny stuff...'

One of these days I will get him-

'..other times,
he just wants to relax.'

[Snores]

[Kids laugh]

Sssh!

Don't wake him up.

'Mostly, he's kind of a big softy.'

Me? A softy?

Oh, no. I can't do something bad
after she said something good.

Maybe I am a big softy.

I found it!

My diary!

Here you go, little girl.

So, are you gonna
write something good

about me finding your diary?

Just curious.

[All laugh]

I found it!

[Upbeat techno plays]

♪ Bing bang digga digga dung

♪ Funny words
I sing when I am dancing

♪ Bing bang digga digga dung

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up to the top

♪ Float around
and clap your hands together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪