World Gone Wild (1987)

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This is the year 2,087.75 years ago, the two great armies of theworld, engaged in a final w*r. After 15 years of continuous battle,

which included every nuclear weapon known to man, most of the
population of the earth was destroyed. A cruel trick was placed in the

the survivors. Although there
are times when clouds fill the

skies, it has not rained for 50
years. Things are really f*cked up.

There was an alternative. 500 miles from this
city was a little settlement in the middle of

the desert. They called it lost wells. It's no
big deal. But that's where I live. It has water.

I can't eat.

You don't want another tariest
look from Angie. Get a move on.

Easy.

Don't be late for school, Katie.

Eric Partridge? Here.

Blend off.

No.

Catherine Elliott? Yeah, ma'am.

Lady again.

...

Just a little bit.

All right, Miss Elliott. You know
the punishment for t*rd? Right.

From which book
would you like to read?

Oh, where are you, uh?

It's really not a big decision, Kate.
We only have four books.

Today's lesson is from
Emily Postbook on etiquette.

Oh, Kate!

I don't know! T-dances.

...

An afternoon T-dance often
takes the place of an old-fashioned

debutant ball, which is usually
held in the domicile of the parents.

Angie?

What's a domicile?

That's a good question, Eric.
I don't know. It's not in our books.

The dans also may be given to
introduce a new daughter-in-law, or

someone you feel responsible for,
who has moved to your community.

Angie?

What's a community?

It's where we live.

Lost Wells as a community.

Angie, we have visitors!

Visitors?

Katie!

Hey!

We never have visitors, Angie.
What are we supposed to do?

Well, the proper form of
introduction, if an answering

an introduction would not
hurt the new name clearly,

it is perfectly correct to
say simply how do you do.

But adding the name of the person
you've met is the warmest misplay response.

Good. Let's read
from shall we? I'm Eric.

How do you do? It's a
pleasure to meet you.

I'm Paul.
I'd like to welcome you to Lost Wells.

We have room for your arrest, food if
you're hungry, and water for your thirst.

Thank you.

Thank you all. We've travelled far
and long across hazardous terrain,

against arduous weather and
unfriendly people in our search.

Her search?

Her truth and love.

Oh, my name's Derek Abernathy, by the way.

I come from the north.

And I have a dream.

And it's clear, so clear,
it precedes the dawn.

For a place where man's
affinity with man survives.

And that survival is pleasure.

I've often wondered where I
could make that dream come true.

Now I know.

You may begin.

How many casualties? Four, sir.

It's not very good, is it?

Nature abodes a vacuum.

We're through, then, sir.

Oh, wait.

Yes? Leave.

...

Why are you still able to?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Look at me.

In the near future, you'll
come to remember this

day as the most important
of your entire lives.

No, no, no, no.

Stand easy.

Lay it down, sir.

Lay it down.

Not good.

Why don't you let
the boy go? Next year.

...

Perhaps you'll be one of the chosen one.

Who are you? Jason.

...

Ethan?

The, uh, one with all the
magical powers, right?

I'm just an ordinary man.

I will admit that strange
things have a way of

following their own and
happening wherever I go.

I've never been able to quite
really explain why that happens.

Perhaps you're just
as full of sh*t as I am.

The really only one way
to find that out, either.

You depleted my flock.

Would you do mine?

Our return will replace them.

And for your women.

And... for you.

I'll alert the media.

Oh, my God.

Ethan, what do we do?

They have so wound.

And they shall reap the wild wound.

What?

Josiah, eight, seven.

Old Testament, Leland.

Ethan.

Those boys.

Their eyes.

And their leader, Ethan.

I've never seen anything like him.

I have.

I have.

I know some worse.

I don't wear my matches.

I need a doobie.

Why are we going to the city?

Because that fruitcake Derek and
his boys from Glad are coming back.

And I may not have enough lead left in my
pencil to d*ck him and dunk him by myself.

You know that Derek really blew it.

Man should have k*lled
me when he had a chance.

I would have k*lled me.

Who is he? And those boys.

...

He's a corkscrew with legs.

Hard and corned, not case.

Man rides all over and drives
youngsters into his prayer group.

Do you get a good look at him?

They look like the people
used to sell books at the airports.

Will your friend in the city help us?

I didn't say he was a friend.

He's a hero.

He just doesn't know it yet.

There's a lot of folks think
old George is a lot like Derek.

But I think he's got better manners.

How do you know all this?

I have friends in high places.

Are they coming back for the water?

No.

Doesn't make any sense.

Like the man used to say.

Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild.

Where is everybody? Wait.

...

For what? You'll see.

...

Why is it like this?

It hasn't ran in 50 years.

The rest of the world is run out of water.

Why do we have water at lost wells?

You know something?

I don't really know.

What happened?

Look how we helped them.

Come on.

We can barely help ourselves.

I'm waiting for this.

I'm waiting for this.

I'm waiting for this.

Hey, as*h*le.

Be careful.

You got it, boys.

Come on.

You got it.

How many?

I don't have any water coupons.

Have you wasted my time?

So my wife is very sick.

She needs the water.

She's going to die.

Oh, my.

I'm going to do a kick.

Maybe it's just something for our boy.

How many see
them? Good luck, Dad.

...

A little water might help them, boys.

Who asked you, as*h*le?

No coupons, no water.

You got it, boys.

You're going to help this.

We're already there.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Excuse me, the water, old man.

Hey, you're supposed
to break the back door.

Give it up.

That's it.

Oh, man.

Wasted water.

Jesus.

sh*t, by the man of drink.

Hey, I told you to get back to work.

You've got it.

Nathan, let's get out of here.

Boy, George.

How would you really
like to see this? Oh, man.

Easy.

...

Say hello to my ex-partner and crime.

Can we take this stick out of
my chest now, Ethan? Nice.

How'd you know it,
didn't I? Always do.

...

Hey, that's a nice piece of wife.

No, I'm from this wife.

I'm so sorry.

We haven't been properly introduced.

My name's Angie Banting.

I teach school.

I'm George Landon.

I can't read.

I'm Agent Lostwell.

I love you, Ethan.

You're raising me.

You trained me, but
that was a long time ago.

George, I need you.

Two days ago, Lostwell's was
attacked by a group of young men,

led by a man named Derek Abernathy.

Can they come
back? Blood is money.

...

What are you offering?

I am offering you absolute solution.

What?

We have food and shelter
and good people who need help.

We're also offering hydrogen dioxide.

What? Water.

...

How much?

I'm not going to k*ll you.

You have to come and see.

Hey, get back away from that fire!

So, Ethan,

give me what you could reason.

Not to me.

No, business.

These people watch two men.

k*ll each other?

No.

They come here to bed.

The baseline does lose.

They get double water ratios for a week.

Of course, he's never lost.

So, I want him on my teams.

I'm leaving me for the
town to take forever.

I'm going to be you.

Are you?

Are you?

Well, when it was going to be the next,
if you'd double have to go off the chance.

This should be interesting.

You can be him, George.

Ethan, I know you can.

Nobody's beating this guy in five years.

What makes you think I can get something?

Nobody else has done.

Maybe they've been finding their
old installers of the wrong brain.

All right.

Who's next?

Remember two years water ratios for you.

You ever see a curtain with feet?

I'll bet you I found it.

All right.

Who's next? Who's going
to be here? Right here.

Right here.

...

There's four right here.

There's going to be next.

Who's by the
next? What? I see it.

None!

In!

Set!

Six!

One!

One!

Three!

Two!

One! Two! Good shot.

...

...

It's f*cking red!

One!

George! George! Black.

...

...

You got blanks in your g*n?

g*ns are dangerous!

You are my family,
but I'm not of your world.

I am too beautiful
to be set free.

Listen To the voices
out of nowhere.

If you show fear, they will attack.
If you show love, they will attack.

A shared madness, and they're coming right
at you. I know how it looks both ways.

No sense makes sense.
And there is a shelter,

and there is tomorrow.
For if not tomorrow,

man is but an endangered species.
Let his prey.

Oh, I got you.

Didn't I? It's good.

...

Got a hand at you, George.

He's a three-good man. Thank you.

You are a b*tch.

And, gentlemen.

It's off to our week, though. Ten-odd.

f*ck, and George?

You're really gonna be on here, man.

Tell him what the hell are
you doing? You're my man.

You know, I'm gonna make you a
little crazy. You know what I mean?

I mean, I'm really sorry
about jumping the girl.

If I didn't choose your friend, then I'm
gonna be in use when I've done that.

You know what I mean? I mean, right?

He's just so cool.

Yeah, right.

Listen, Tim, why don't
you come along with this?

We got a little work for you to do.

And a whole lot of water.

You're just gonna have to scrape up that.

It's really important that
I get somebody to listen.

You know what I mean?

You guys want to top five suggestions?

We're out of here right now.

Why are we taking here?

He's an old friend of mine.
He's good with a g*n.

Children.

He's a cannibal.

Nobody's perfect.

What are we taking here?

He's an old friend of mine.
He's good with a g*n.

He's a cannibal.

Oh, she's just had a touch of reality.

That's why I spend so little time there.

I had to live in the land of the mushroom.

Come on, come on.

Where are you at?

Where are you at?

Jim!

Eric!

These are not the bad man.

These are our bad man.

It's even... Come
on, sell out of them.

Hey.

Did you find my mommy?

What's going on here?

She just wants to see her mother.

These aren't the men
who took your mom, Katie.

I'm Leland Miller.

Thank you for coming.

I'll be so sure.

What's the story?

The story is this place is indefensible.

What the hell are we doing here?

Hey, put your mind in the next line.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

All right.

Right.

...

Yeah!

We're rich!

We're stinging rich!

I like you now, too.

This is bad, man.

I mean, really f*cking bad.

There ain't even any rocks
big enough to build a wall with.

We never needed one.

We'll just stack these
guys on top of each other.

Three or four high.

Bill, I saw those little florages.

We can't really do that.

Quite a hell not.

People, families, living them.

This is their homes.

Leland, I do not want to die here.

Derek will be back.

Now, what we've got
going for us is surprise.

So when these b*stards come riding in here

and find themselves in
the middle of a shitstorm,

we've got them, right?

Now, what we're going
to do is dig a trench.

Five feet deep.

About three feet wide.

About 12 feet long.

Now, you're basically digging their graves.

So enjoy it.

Drink.

Dude, I do not dig.

Learn.

Come here, cutie.

You two, good looking, come here.

Nest is a little sh*t God ever created.

Amen.

Open your eyes.

Otherwise, you're
going to get out of court.

You're asking, tell you.

Yeah.

There you go.

f*ck.

I mean, we've got so far.

That makes eight.

Great.

We don't need two more.

Then we're done.

sh*t.

No, man.

And we go for scorpions.

Dude, you seem better.

Now, I know you've all
sailed hubcaps before.

Probably had a good time
playing catch with these things.

But if you just sharpen the edges of these,
you can turn them into a deadly weapon.

And then you can do something like this.

You.

k*ll the cactus.

I certainly hope they ain't coming tonight.

The hell was I thinking
of? I already sh*t.

No women.

No boobs.

...

You're from the city.

Yeah.

So what?

Will you hear the
g*nf*re? Right.

...

You k*ll a lot of men.

Sort of.

How are the women?
They smell bad.

Really? Yeah.

...

...

Everyone smells bad.

It's disgusting.

You people ever, when you know,

get drunk around here? Drunk.

Yeah.

Drunk.

...

Are you walking?

Spitting on yourself.

Drunk.

I don't think so.

You don't think so.

What about a Christmas?

I mean, you do have a toast at Christmas?

What's Christmas? I'm f*cked.

...

Ahh!

Don't you, you old man!

You old girls? Come on.

...

Get over there, folks.

I can get the bed.

We'll just move over here.

Around you guys anymore.

Hear me?

Don't talk back.

Come on.

Oh, they don't like our guy.

That's all like our kind, neither.

You've got enough to
do that k*lling for him.

The thing they're worried about is that
the cure might be worse than the disease.

George.

Ethan would like to speak with you.

This should be real interesting.

Okay.

Not great.

You know, I ain't came
back here to Los Wells.

Yeah.

To save it and get rich.

No.

To save yourself.

Your destiny and the destiny of your world

is going to be decided
right here in this place.

Ethan, I came back here to k*ll people.

There's nothing noble about it.

You came here for the water.

The water's going to make you stay.

I mean, all this came us out of you.

Oh, yeah?

The mountains, the lakes, the forests,

they've all taken a hike.

But this place still lives.

Not forever.

Not without sacrifice.

You think I'm dying for this junkyo?

You're really nuts.

Sacrifice does not mean death.

I think you've been eating
some bad meat either.

You're not a dream of George.

I know men like you.

You die long before you'll hurt ever stops.

You die in the side.

George landed.

You are the one.

I got work to do.

Men who work cannot dream.

Wisdom comes in dreams.

Dream.

This tastes like sh*t.

It's supposed to.

It's just some ritz and herbs.

No, it wasn't.

She's a little nightmare.

That's nice.

So how do you know
Ethan? You raised me.

...

You ever spoke of
you? That thing is.

...

I didn't exactly turn
out the way he wanted.

We spent a lot of years
roaming around the north country.

Fight and steal it.

Surviving.

You think I tired of it?

I got used to it.

But he always had a whole lot of me.

Not.

Here.

Who's this?

He's my husband.

Oh, fine.

You're married too.

He's not really my husband.

I found this picture a
long time ago and kept it.

It's very handsome.

He gives me the creeps.

Hey, does it involve your boyfriends
to have him staring at them?

You're the first man who's been here.

Then maybe I'll show
you why I'm waiting for him.

I'm not a wh*re, George.

Don't treat me like one.

Hello.

I bet you look a lot prettier
wearing something else.

Do you talk? Thank you.

...

My name's George.

There's gotta be
something in the water here.

Scotch and soda.

Five, yeah.

Mother of Jesus.

Why am I here?

What?

I said you're a crazy m*therf*cker.

Be nice.

I'll throw a rock at the b*mb.

What b*mb?

The b*mb you're resting
your g*dd*mn feet on.

sh*t, it's mine.

Oh, incoming!

You chicken sh*t!

The great eggs line.

Oh, I tell you.

You can do that.

Not a sound.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, just a bit.

I said all that stuff.

Give me one good reason not to k*ll you.

Put it back where it
belongs and get outside.

You can take it tomorrow.

Sorry, George.

You want to go first, go ahead.

Come on, go ahead.

sh**t him.

Get going.

sh**t him.

sh**t him, actually.

I'm coming back, George.

I'm coming back.

You couldn't do me one favor?

sh**t the son of
a b*tch? Let it cry.

...

You the head zombie here?

What do you want?

Same thing you do, lost wells.

Oh, yeah.

Just came for you.

Well, the guy's a hired
and definitive against you.

Yeah.

Yeah, and I don't like the odds.

No way they can beat you.

From what I hear, you
know what you're doing.

And?

And I want to take
lost wells too, with you.

You seriously f*cked up my friend.

What's his friend's sh*t?

I just want to partner for the water.

Water?

What seems to be an endless supply of it?

Thank you very much for the information.

But I don't need a partner, you see?

I mean, I can't really take a
chance on some disloyal f*ck.

First me, like yourself, ruining
the good thing now, can I?

I've no need for this, man.

Listen, you son of a b*tch.

Come back for you.

Not in this life, you one.

Let's just write.

Very father of ours.

Open, please, easy.

Win for the die for thee.

Derek father of ours.

Derek father of ours.

Open, please, easy.

Win for thee.

Die for thee.

Derek father of ours.

Derek father of ours.

Open, please, easy.

Win for thee.

Die for thee.

Derek father of ours.

Derek father of ours.

Win for thee.

Win for thee.

Jesus, he's got us a serious.

k*ll me, k*ll me!

k*ll me, k*ll me!

k*ll me, k*ll me!

k*ll me, k*ll me, k*ll me.

k*ll me, k*ll me, k*ll me.

k*ll me, k*ll me, k*ll me.

They'll be a longer for you now, Ethan.

You better whip up some magic fast.

They're gonna be my magic charge.

It's a good job.

Is that beautiful
or what? Good job.

...

Would you find him? Yeah.

...

Derek found him first.

You should have shot him.

Next line.

The hell is that stink?

Ah!

Charge!

What the f*ck is this?

Captain, it's just a thing.

You drink this sh*t?

I only mixed a right though.

What's it made of?

Oh, plants, garbage.

Yeah.

They throttle vegetables and
moldy bread back of the hearse.

Then I throw in a couple of these for body.

Mommy!

Is that bad, huh? Right.

Yeah.

Just don't piss near it fine.

You see that big rock over
there, George? Uh-huh.

...

Think of that rock as
the icing on the cake.

Oh, yeah.

Why is that?

Why is it that rock sitting on


Couldn't see a yours truly.

Make a wish.

Two, three, four, two, three, four company.

This mess.

Hey, coming up.

Stop that sh*t and behave.

Don't work.

Coming up.

I'm not going to speak together.

Don't you pick on him.

That's a good one.

I will call him Rise and The Son,
it's been the really not medieval boy.

We'll go and tell you, for the sake of
that, not knew what you have done.

but not shown that, of homes.

You will least call Rise and Son.

As you can see in knob and tube wiring, it is of the
utmost necessity to establish a proper system of grounding,

as a preventive measure, much like oxygen that is a
commercial airliner. During normal operation, the ground

ing system does nothing. In the event
of malfunction, however, the grounding is

there for your protection. All right,
children. I think the short recess is in order.

I understand he was a great
president. You look different.

You like it. I don't appreciate
you interrupting my class.

Angie, I am trying. To be something
you're not. You're just like the man you're

waiting for. These are for you. No
watch. Rock and roll. Showtime. Oh, sh*t.

About 30 of them. Oh, f*ck. I don't know about three miles. They're
just plucking along. Maybe 25 miles per. We got about eight minutes.

Let's move. I know I missed the bus. I'll leave here. Excellent. They're
coming. I need you now. I got a puke. That'll be fine. I'll do it.


man. Feel it for the loser.

Well, Ethan, I like
old times. But, yeah.

It's still good. Does Pinocchio
have a wooden d*ck? Continue

on. Oh, you're back. I want to
exchange this. She knifed me.

So, you took both of hers? I know who
are you. The enemy. I wish you were wolves

then, aren't they? Didn't keep me
out, did they? They weren't supposed to.

They didn't mean hearing him.

Come on, don't they, Shane?
Not this time, pal.

Oh, static. Magic worked much
better when there'll be b*ll*ts in the g*n.

That's all. Come on, you little
hubcap kids. Walk this way.

Yeah! One more
time we're feeling it.

Yeah! Yeah!

But, just theirs. Not ours.

He's abandoned this is over here.

At the actual time of death, when
the bereaved feel baffled and alone,

had a kit performed the
most valuable service

by smoothing necessary
personal context

and making sure that the last right to
be performed with beauty and gravity.

In regards to morning clothes, the
sooner we can overcome our grief,

and turn our thoughts
to the future, the better.

Young girls are usually buried in white,
and children in the Sunday school clubs.

It's very, very good.

But I hate trying to get some sleep, okay?

Is she gonna be all right?

Maybe it was time.

No!

Oh!

Well, I guess that's it.

All right, Nitro.

You wanna drive back or should I?

Drive where?

What do you mean where?
They hell out of here, that's where.

There's no point to this sh*t
without the water, you old.

I wonder if my old g*ng will take me back.

Don't start, kid.

Come on next night, we'll
lose no light, let's rock it.

Don't go Nitro, please.

Hey, don't look me with all those
sad eyes, you making me feel, man.

Come on, George.

Are you going?

George, come on, George.

I'm staying.

God damn it, George, I've
seen this a million times,

and she's so pissed, don't piece
of meat on her for God's sake.

I shouldn't have given you
my hooch, it may just stoop it.

Where are we gonna get water now?

Well, if I'm gonna stay, yeah, I gotta
get some garbage and make a new fetch.

Hey, come on, kid, teach about Christmas.

Forget it, I'm staying.

Oh, good.

You're staying.

I guess I'll turn the water back on.

sh*t, Ethan, what the
hell is this all about?

Listen, Angie, I think that'll give
me the keys to the cave tonight.

You up for it?

What are you doing?

The old days he used to call his dancing.

What do I do?

Let's move to the music.

You know, why aren't
you this missing scary now?

But I think we may survive all this.

But I can't see any of us.

Jesus Christ, some days are just like this.

Where is he? Oh, my damn.

...

This is f*cking great.

No sleep.

I got a piss.

What the f*ck is that?

None of your f*cking business.

Where's George Land?

No.

Read my lips.

Where is he?

m*therf*cker?

Mother's go to your children.

Not to do what I have done.

Silent sin and misery.

And the house and friends and son.

What?

You two assholes
ain't going to drink a lot.

Oh, nice.

Ethan.

Yes, I owe you another one.

You only owe yourself my son.

Hey, where are you
going? I'm to the sky.

To the clouds.

...

And who knows if everything works out.

Maybe the big one.

Never.

Maybe you could stick around
down here and help me out, huh?

You don't need my health, George.

You've already won.

Besides, I'm out of here.

Wait.

As Bogart said to Bergman,

we'll always have Paris.

You're ready to f*cking mine, man.

You'll ever make heaven.

Wait, we need some.

Why don't you ask me
m*therf*cker? No, I don't.

Drop it.

...

Good one, George.

But don't get it, as*h*le!

Before I stick this thing up your a*s,
you've got to tell me how to meet this sh*t.

You better tell me
that you're going to hell.

I got an idea.

That's all going to hell together.

Oh, sh*t! George.

...

What is this?

I think it's rain.

That's the g*dd*mn
thing I ever saw in my life.

That is really me.

What happened?

What happened?

All I got there, brain!

Whoa!

I can't hear the choir.

They sing all the times on my mind.

Now there's only you are not in test seats.

I can't feel the heat.

Where am I?

How are we living here?

Can't let me live here.

Let us pray.