Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)

[bunniefuu]

Turn that sh*t off! Can't you be
like a normal person?

Hey lighten up face.

Stop calling me that. I'm sick of it!

Oh yeah. Well go puff up your hair.

Yo. Yo.

Ok. OK. Put your colors on.

You're the Sluts. Try and act like it.
And this time we're going

"to stay together, all right? All right?"

All right. Let's rock and roll. Ok.

We're going to go in.
We could all use some... Meat?

"R and R, sweetheart."

"Hey Rox, lets skip this toilet.
Just keep going."

After what happened to Candy in the
last town. Who needs the hassles?

You do. Don't cross me babe.

Rox! Eight broads on the rag.
What are you going to do?

Am I going to have to drag you.
Lets go get some meat.

What's the problem? Come on it's
just another stupid town.

"Yeah, no problem."

All right. I'm hungry. We'll eat.
We'll be out of here on two hours.

Anyone else coming? No other kin?

I guess we can dispense with the
scriptures. We should all know them by now.

"Oh well, lets get to it.
We're here to say goodbye to Con."

Con was the butcher. Now he's dead but.

"What the f*ck, why dwell on it."

We ought to go to church tomorrow. Why?
Are you bad? Because it's Sunday.

Welcome to Zariah Ladies

Cool. What color is the Jell-O?

Daddy daddy is that you?

Daddy!

Come on we're dying out here.

Yeah do you want us to do it?

Oh shut up Lance.
We've got better things to do.

Than take care of a bunch
of bump reading b*stards.

You said it. Not me.

"God if we're such a burden, why don't
you just move to you next well intentioned cause?"

Good idea. We'll pack up after your
parents pick you up. Nice.

f*ck you. But what do you expect from a
guy who carries an U*i for sentimental reasons?

Where did he go?
Lance get your a*s back here.

Good job.

"Blind isn't enough,
we should get whiplash too?"

I've got to get me some meat.
Hey cupcake we stay together.

What you want to watch. Yeah.

"I'm going to be gone 15 minutes, and
hour if I'm lucky. What could possibly happen?"

"Mamas lock up your sons. Lucile.
Your daughters, whatever."

Make it fast cupcake.

"You're in for a surprise, you and your
little friends, damn stupid people."

Bob. I've been looking for you. You've
been a bad boy. Yes you have.

Stop it. Not the box. No. No!

This is what you want. Into the dark.
Into the dark. This is what you want.

"This is what you want, watch those
fingers, watch those little fingers."

Who left Mr. Carney in
his meat locker? Me.

Now who fixed the brakes on
Mr. Ricker's ice cream truck? Me.

The rat poison episode? Me.

And Bob that was just this month.
And by God I love you for it Bob.

"But now, for your sake I surely do hope
you built this box better than the last one."

Nice box. I bet you could pick
up anything with that.

Actually picked up Tijuana once.

Woo border radio. Yeah cool.

I need to borrow some tools.

Does this look like a
hardware store to you?

So what do you need? Nail file?

Torque wrench.

"Ah well, maybe I'm using it."

Well maybe we can work something out.

Hmmm bring back the dead.

Needless to say I left. Yes sir.

I've been a bad boy.

Now go get those wh*res. I want their
dead asses in that mine by tomorrow.

"Oh bob. If you don't do it, I'll have
to do it. Don't make me do it Bob."

Now what's the Bob motto.

If God had wanted me to do normal stuff.
I can't hear you.

If God had wanted me to do stuff he
would have made me look like normal people.

Like what?

"Normal people.
Normal people, yes. Come on."

Hmmmm. Buttwipe.

sh*t I'm leaving. That's it.
That pisses me off.

Hey yo sluts. Where are you hiding?

I thought you might come out here.
Lets go.

Where have you been? Around.

You know I haven't
had any since you left.

You haven't f*cked for six years?

All right a couple of times.

Listen why don't you come home with me?

I don't want to come home with you okay.

Dede come home with me.

Oh no.

"Timmy Bob speaking. Timmy Bob,
happy birthday baby. It's Mama."

Who? It's Mama Timmy Bob.

"Boy school sure stinks. They said I
punched Mary, but I didn't and she asked"

for it anyhow. Did you send me a present
Don't send me none of those Sea Monkeys cause

they eat each other and

Honey is your daddy there?
Nah he's out with Aunt Betty.

She's not your aunt honey.

Mama how come you run away from us? Kids
at school say good mamas

Honey mamas don't run away. They just.
Listen when's daddy gonna...

Mama what's a bull d*ke. Daddy says.

What? Jesus. Its one of those things
that they put in the road

"to keep the cows from crossing it. Listen
Timmy Bob, Mama's got to go now ok."

I'm going to send you a present. And
tell you daddy that I called.

"And Timmy Bob, ask your daddy
what impotent means."

Impotent?

Ah huh Impotent. That's right baby.
Bye bye honey. Mama loves you.

You running home mama? Yes.

f*ck you. f*ck you.

Me and Tanya don't want TV.
We want coytus.

"Well thank gosh, I was getting afraid
you were going to be a virgin forever."

Now maybe you'll move out of the house.

"Yeah you know. In a lot of town, there's
always someone who wants to get out, so we"

"take them, then we just ride around.
And ride around."

"That must be nice, I mean riding around."

Yeah it's cool.
So you want to come with us?

"Nah, nobody ever gets out of here."

"You got to school here,
you get married, inbreed and die."

So how come you guys
call yourselves Sluts.

Rox says that's what
they're going to call us anyway.

So we might as well beat
them to the punch.

Is that the kind of music
you want to play.

Play. No no no. Produce. You know bring
up the base line. Control stuff.

That's what I'm going to do.

So how come you're just riding around.

"I don't know I just follow this band
for a while and well, I thought I had a chance"

"but all they wanted was. Look you don't
just walk in and say. "Hi I'm a producer.""

"You know, you got to work up to it ok?"

Look I got to... I got to close up. You
want to come over and listen to

some records or something.

Maybe. If we're still around.

"Hey, what's TC for."

Thomas Christopher.
My folks wanted a boy.

My parents wanted somebody smart.

Oh well f*ck em. So does this place have
a back room or something?

"They f*cking hate me,
I know I'm a b*tch but f*cking A"

I got to be keep these
little pussies together.

Give them an inch and they'd be
running home to play dead and

sit around waiting for something to
dry up and fall off.

They're just never going to be like me.

You know I think I'm going to just hang
it up and let someone else take over.

"Dede you know sometimes I think there's
a spark there, but most of the time it's just push"

and she's down. Just like the rest of
you. But you guys are all I got kid.

"Yo bottle, give me the f*cking bottle."

Ain't such a bad town.

I certainly hope you girls have all
this out of your systems for a while at least.

Maybe. See Dede and Lucile?

I bet Lucile got herself
some real good coytus.

"I'll do it, I'll do it
because it's right."

What are you doing? Well I'm getting
these women out of my town now.

I don't think that such a good idea.

This here is a friend of ours. We'd
like you to say something to him.

Say something pretty. Then you know what?
We'd like you to kiss him.

Go on do it. He'd like that.

Say something b*tch. What's the matter?
Are you a d*ke or something?

"The lady can't talk. And for the record,
I'm the d*ke. Blow me."

Where's Lucile?

Hey yo face. You get laid?

I know you. Weren't you.

sh*t we've got to get out
of here. Where's Rox?

Dead man. Dead man's store. Dead
man's wife. What kind of trash are you?

Can't you see we're in
f*cking mourning here?

And you had sex.

"I remember that smell, got no respect
for the dead, got no respect for property."

You think you're some kind of rebels
but you just wh*res.

And now you're going to make amends.
You got any money b*tch?

Lousy knots hon. Well aren't you going
to introduce your husband to your little friends?

That's it. You were the homecoming queen.

The face is married.

"Yo, chose babe."

I don't need this sh*t.

"Lets string them up. Rope,
where's the rope."

Hold it. Everyone back off
or the husband gets it.

"Yo face if I ever see you
again, your dead meat."

"Man my bike wont start. Come
on TC, get on. Leave it."

I ain't staying here. They're just
going to come out here and get us.

Bullshit I say we go back to town and
kick some butt. Nobody runs me out of town.

You know I would like
to get my bike back.

Somebody should go and find Lucile.

"No she took off, let her stay with Dede."

"Come on, she could be in
some kind of trouble."

I'm staying here.

And what if they come
out here and get us.

You'll be safe mama.

So you're pissed right. How about you
kid? You want to have a kid? What the hell are you
doing?

"Look if you just want someone to poke,
there are other women in this town"

"like the one with bad
teeth, ah Annie, take her."

She's dead. Hunting accident.

"Geez, well Nadine, you used
to like Nadine. She drowned."

Angel? Rabies.

Cory? Bad marriage.

Ray Lynne? Bad Pork.

All these people are dead?

"Since the mine closed, this towns just
had a real streak of bad luck. Bad luck?"

"But hey honey, things are looking up, I
mean you're home. I'm not home."

"Hey Dede, what did I ever do to you?"

Put it away I want to show you
something alright? I was drunk.

Feeling I don't know like I missed ya.
And I got that because you and I used to have fun.

It seemed like a good idea at the time
only. Only it got all infected so it was kind of

"like, look Donny its not you, all right?
It's me. There's something wrong with me. I just"

don't hack it as normal. And homes and
families and husbands are for normals. Just forget
it.

"I don't know what the hell your talking
about, like have you dyked out on me or
something?"

You know I love you.

Oh Damn. Dede stay.

Oh sh*t what the hell are you doing here?

"I saw your bike, what are you doing?
Something's wrong here."

Why did you cold c*ck me Dede?
So you wouldn't follow me.

Were you really taking off or
were you coming back?

It's the butcher.

No no no.
Fresh meat.

Suck that battery in.

"Say you know Fred, someday they'll say
"he went to far, driven mad by the pursuit of"

"knowledge, immortality." Me. They'll say
that about me. But I'll tell you a secret."

"I didn't do it for science, I didn't
do it for glory. I'm just mean."

"Lucile, come on baby, come on over
here, I got some meat for you."

"Come on baby, right now, I've got it
for you. Its meat. Real tasty meat."

Ah meat.

"Come one honey, I'm going to f*ck you
real good. That's right."

"Just work that lock, come on."

Yo Tanya get us some smokes.

"It's those women, lets get em."

Holy sh*t. They're out.

Bob open the door Bob.

You've been a bad boy.

I really miss them Mae.

That's it dad. They're dead. I'm the
one who's alive. I'm the one who's stuck here

"cooking your meals and day in and day
out, taking care of that baby, just knock it off."

Fire needs wood dad.

"Sit down Jojo. You know you have your
moments, but right now you are a pain in the a*s."

"All I'm saying is that what the guy
said, we got to go back and do something about
it."

Well maybe he was right.

Hey man. I don't need this me and Tanya
are going to blow this p*ssy pop stand.

Mom give me that gas can you've
been carrying.

"Well, screw you. Maybe I need it.
Maybe I'm moving out."

I don't believe this sh*t. Where the
f*ck are you going to go huh?

Where the f*ck are you going to go Jojo.

Back to the army? I wasn't AWOL. I was
just lost. Kid you fight real good.

"But you always fight for the wrong
things. Oh and Jewel, our little mama."

What are you going to do? Go back to
your old man so he can beat you with a belt some
more?

So you can raise his little brat to
be just like his daddy?

And our sweet little Rusty. Our little
rent a gash. Gonna open up for business again.

"And TC, gonna go back and be the g*ng
bang queen of the roadies. I'm gonna produce."

You know you've got to stop lying to
yourself kid.

You bull d*ke.

You bet your a*s mama. I'm a big bad bull d*ke.
And my tongue has been places you don't

even know you've got. And it's great. And I don't
deal with it. I don't cope with it.

I'm f*cking proud of it. What the
f*ck are you proud of?

I wish you could all just be like Dede.
Man I just wish you would just take off.

Just run home. That's it.
Get the f*ck out.

We've got to get out of here.

Dead meat. Listen now I'm
trying to tell you.

Yeah that's it sweetheart. Give me your
f*cking back. Just like your old man.

Did you hold your ankles for
him? Did you Dede?

"Got enough wood Dad?
Not getting wood, getting the Coleman."

Son.

Home.

f*ck me.

Dad.

Honey.

Mae. Ok. You were right.

Mom I had enough of you last time around.

Stop.

Jewel what's going on?

Jesus. Jewel.

You talk. Co-eh-tus. The word is
co-eh-tus. Not coytus.

Oh my God.

Jesus. Oh god. Get the baby.

Oh God no.

Rox the pacifier.

Oh sh*t.

I don't blame you for crying baby.
No I don't. Come on.

Get those wh*res.

No. No.

Just give her the baby.
Give her the baby.

Lets string them up.

"Rope, where's the rope?"

Maybe we can just sh**t them.
With that flare g*n?

Maybe there's some rope in the shed.

That's my husband you dink. You're
husband's dead. Tell him that.

"Come on, you can't stay here.
Something will happen to you."

Rox will happen to me if I go.

She'll get over it.

"Lucile? She's dead, sort of."

"Your husband, I'm sorry."

We shouldn't have
locked the teachers out.

If we hadn't locked them out. Then
whatever out there would have gotten us to.

If we had Marc's g*n.

We're toast.

"Blind, no parents and now this."

Lets not dwell on it.

And they said there was no God.

Game over.

Bitchen.

sh*t.

What do we do?

Come on what are we? The f*cking shriners?
We put our a*s on the line for a bunch of punks.

Shut up Jojo. We've got to do something.

What you mama?

Screw you.

Come on you creeps!
Come on you creeps. Eat me!

Come on eat me!

"Hey hey, don't sh**t."

Hey whoa, Bitchen glasses.

Oh sh*t give me that g*n.

Lets go. Let's go. In. In. Let's go.
Keep you head down. Come on lets go. In in.

What the f*ck is all this?

It not me. It's Willum. He showed up
about 2 years because he heard about the stuff in
the mine.

Stuff?

Radioactive stuff. From when they did
the underground nuclear tests.

Nuclear.

Whatever. And Willum needed people to
get the stuff out of the mine. But he wouldn't use

live people cause they'd die.
So he got dead people.

How'd they get dead bob?

Things happen. And Willus brought them
back and put them in the mine. They got the stuff.

He kept some of it for himself
and sold the rest.

What drugs are you people on?

Sold it to who?

"I don't know, I just work for him."

Why did you do it Bob?

Cause I was f*ck' sick of being cute.
He said he could make me tall.

What?

He said he could make me tall.

You're small?
You're blind.

Pleased to meet you.

Geez blind kids. A m*dget.
Dwarf.

Dwarf. d*kes on bikes. We could start a show.

"Watch you mouth, you little creep.
We save your butts and you talk trash like that."

You know it'd really help if you
could be a little bit more res...

Obsequious? Inspirational? If we
knew our place? Like you.

I'm coming with you guys.

We've got enough problems. And you've
got to take care of them. Go.

Ok right pedal.

Look we're all in this together.

Come on. They're women.

You want money? How much do you want?
Five hundred. Seven fifty?

Ok its over. Why don't you all just run
home because I don't give a sh*t anymore.

What is it Rox. I mean weren't we
together enough back there for you?

What do we have to do anyway.
Be just like you?

We've got families here. We've got
businesses. You don't have anything to lose.

Tell them. They'll f*cking buy it.

Hey looks like you've got company.

"Rox Rox, who's running now?"

"Do something, dammit. sh**t."

We can't. They're us.
They're good people.

They're going to eat you.

Family.

You were homecoming princess?
Queen.

This doesn't look good does it.

Oh sh*t. Floor it. Floor it.

"Oh f*ck. Dede's walked man. And Jewels
under a bus, and Lucile's like you. It must be me."

Oh f*ck it. I don't care.

Rox hold it.
Look nothings changed babe.

Look you owe me one. All right? They're
back there waiting for you.

I know that. And I'm not going back
there. I'm starting to screw up.

I screwed up with Lucile.
And I screwed up with Jewel.

Yeah you did. But you could still.

"Look if it doesn't fall apart today,
it falls apart tomorrow. You chicks just can't"

get it together. Don't you understand
sweetheart? The Sluts f*cking weren't meant to
be.

sh*t.

Death.
f*ck off.

Willum's Out.
The kids?

They're at the church. They got a g*n.
They're okay. But Willum.

How do we stop these things?

Get the batteries out of the head.

How?

Maybe you could knock the head off.

The heads have got to come off.
Whose heads?

It's alright to k*ll em cause
they're already dead. Right?

Alright rock and roll.

Duck.

Your music.

You gonna keep talking?

I made you idiots. g*ns k*ll them all.

"Geez dad. Look maybe if you don't eat
anyone, no one will notice. Good. Now I got to go."

But I'm going to lock the door so you
don't get out. Ok? And there's dinner in the

refrigerator and see what's
on TV or something.

I am to old and way too lazy to
start over again. Ok?

"Wow hey, that was, that was easy."

"Bitter, you bet your a*s I'm bitter!
g*ng them up. Eat them."

Sliced pickings. Eat them up. They're
full of life. They're loaded with warm blood.

Just ready to eat. You go out there and
you get them. You bite them.

They're getting smarter.

Maybe if we give them back their blood
they'll go away. What blood?

You know the blood that we.
Willum sucked out.

How are you doing?

Hey look. We can't screw around any
longer. We've got to get them together in one
place.

Where?

It is Sunday.

We'll get them all in here and we'll
blow the damn place up.

Blow up a church?
What about us?

You're the bait kid.

I'm glad we're not sl*ve
to petty morality.

Where the f*ck do you think your going?

"I'm taking the holy out of this place.
I may be a wh*re, but I ain't no heathen."

"Yo, can we get out that way?
Sure it's clear."

Is that thing going to go off when
it's supposed to go off?

Hey cool your jets huh?

"All right but I want you to set it for
four minutes. No three, four."

Three and a half minutes.
And then get out.

Get out?
Yeah get out.

"All right, whatever you
say homecoming queen."

You're going to need this.

Dede said to get as much meat as we...

Meat. Eat.

Lets go lets go.

Did you get them in?
Uhm well almost.

Oh sh*t are they breeding?

Well I guess they'll follow.

"Holy night, the stars are brightly shining.
It is the night of the dear savior's birth."

Long lay the world in sin and error
climbing. Till he appeared worth the song of his
word.

The thrill of hope and Mary so rejoices.
Beyond her grace still the glorious morn.

On your knees hear the angels voices.
Night divine.

Can't wait any longer.

Suck on this you little d*kes.

Get in there you little sh*t.
Get in there.

b*ll*ts sh*t.

Jojo No.

Oh sh*t.

f*cking semi automatic piece of sh*t.

Come on.

Meat?

She didn't make it.

We lose.

Ok cutie. Thank you very much. You got
laid so she gets the jacket.

Here. Very cool.

Look out Dede.

I got it.

There you look great.

That is very cool. That is very hot.

It makes you look like a biker.

"Okay, now you're sluts.
Try and act like it."

Okay let's go.

Hey see you.

See you later bye bye bye.

We didn't do it for money.
We didn't even do it for you.

Hey don't get carried away babe.

"Oh great, a sperm chucker. Might
as well get a damn dog."

Yo the dog. He gets three seconds
or he eats lead kibble.

One two.

Yo anybody else.

Coytus.

Were going to need more bikes.

We'll get em in the next town.

Don't start with me babe.

Hey what about the mine.
We'll take care of it.

All that money will sure
make things easy.

Ha easy.