01x18 - Record's Day

[bunniefuu]

[Exhales loudly] If someone's
in trouble, I have to move faster.

One more time. Go!



♪ Welcome to LazyTown,
a place where you want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

MAYOR: I would like to
congratulate you, Robbie Rotten,

for winning
the Amazingest Person Award!

Oh, thank you! Thank you! [Laughs]

Oh, yes, here's your special crown.

Oh, there you go.

Robbie, this is one record
that I could never win.

Of course not.

Congratulations.
Thank you.

You are the best!
I know.

You've always been my favourite,
Mr Rotten. Always.

Can I get your autograph? Please?

Oh, no, no, no. Later on.
Thank you. [Chuckles]

Well, in addition, you even get your
picture in the Big Book of Records.

Yes!
I got my picture in the book!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!

[Snorts]

[Screams]

It was all a dream.

Arggh!

Don't tell me that Sporta-kook
took the only record I could win.

[Gasps] 'Highest jump - Sportacus.

Most races won - Sportacus.

Most flips - Sportacus.
Laziest person - no-one.

Longest throw...' [Gasps]

Laziest person?!

[Gasps] No-one's there.

Ah-ha! That record is mine!

[Hums]

Milford! Where is my fruit juice?

Oh, yes, coming right up.
Oh, yes, here it is.

There, Miss Busybody. Is there
anything else I can get for you?

No, thank you.
Anything for your face, perhaps?

Some more cucumber?
No.

Some rutabaga?
No.

Asparagus?
No!

Butternut squash?
No, Milford! I am fine!

Oh, my.

It's a perfect place
to park and do nothing all day long.

Ah! [Hums]

[Mumbles]

Mmm? Ah-ha.

[Kids giggle]
Hey, Robbie. What you doing?

Yeah.
Yeah.

Go away! I'm trying to set a record
for Record Day.

Record Day?
Yes.

What's that?

It's when people
try to set a new record.

So go away! And be quiet!
OK!

I have a world record to set.

[Chuckles] I'm lazy.

Are you sure there's nothing else...
Hi!

Hey, uncle, today is Record Day.
Record Day? I forgot all about that.

Yeah, we're gonna
set a world record!

Yeah!
Oh, no!

Not again.
Remember what happened last year?

Oh!
The ba*ls flying.

Things getting broken.

Nothing but trouble!

Well, don't worry, Miss Busybody.

I'll make sure nothing gets broken.

Besides, it's only
until five o'clock.

What could possibly go wrong?
ALL: Yeah.

Let's go get everyone else.
Yeah, let's go!

I'm not sure about this.

Well, I'm sure things
will be different this year.

Hmm.

Let's go tell the others.
Yeah!

Keep it down! Can't you see
I'm trying to set a record here?

Yeah? We're gonna set a record too.

Huh? What's that?
And a better one than yours!

Hey! That's my idea.
It's my day and it's my record!

Arggh!

[Grunts]

Wow! This is gonna be so exciting.
Yeah!

I'm gonna throw this disc through
that ring and set a world record.

Wait! What about my record?

Hold on. Hey, Trixie.

What do you think you're doing
with MY life ring?

Trying to set a world record.
[Gasps]

Yeah!
Stop the world!

Stop! Stop! I want a world's record.

OK.
Thinking, thinking...

You know what? I'll set
a world's record in ping-pong.

Huh?
[Gasps]

I've got it! I'm gonna set
a world's record in ping-pong!

[Laughs]
But that was my...

Yeah! I know.

I know, I'll set a world's record
in golf!

Good idea.

I'm gonna hit a ball as far as I can
for a new record.

ALL: Yeah!
Come on!

OK. This should be a piece of cake.

This is the best idea I've ever had.

I'm gonna take this ping-pong

and bounce it against that wall


and break the record! [Laughs]

The ball. [Grunts]

And now the club.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Keep your eye on the ball.

What are those kids doing?

Now to set a new record
in Video Soccer.

OK, lets go!

[Laughs]
Oh, man!

OK.

Yaaa!

[Crash!]
[Burbles]

[Pants]

Huh? Hmm.

And bounce.

One, two, three...

Ahh! [Growls]

Here goes.

Go!

Yaa!

[Laughs] Ooh!

Huh? [Gasps]

Ahh!

[Smash!]
Whoa!

They're not having any luck!

It's easier than I thought.

Two, three... Ahh!

No record?!

Go! Go!

Go! [Boing!]
I can't believe it!

Ya.. Whoa!

[Zoom!]
Ahh!

What?

Ahh!

He's gonna ruin everything!

Why can't he let me have
my lazy record in peace?!

Ahh!

Down!

What is that blue buffoon doing now?

Hi, guys.
ALL: Hi, Sportacus.

What's wrong?

We're trying to set new sports
records but it's not really working.

Not at all.
It's hard.

Maybe you need to work as a team.
ALL: Huh?!

Maybe you can break a team record.
ALL: Yeah! Great idea.

Before you start,
I bet you need some energy.

ALL: Yeah, sure!
Stephanie, stand under that tree.

OK.
[Laughs] Run, Stephanie!

[Laughs]

Are you ready?

Close your eyes.
OK.

And hold out your hands.
OK.

Check this out.
Mm-hm.

Whoa!

[Gasps]
Huh! [Grumbles]

Wow!
That was fantastic!

Yeah, let's get some sports candy.

Yeah, and play some soccer!

[Gasps] Soccer?!

♪ If you wanna be talk of the town,
you need energy

♪ If you wanna jump around
♪ You need energy

♪ There's nothing really like it

♪ You only have to move around until
you get your feet off the ground

♪ You have to try to believe it

♪ You've got energy
and you're on your way

♪ Ahhh, whoo!
♪ Ba, ba, ba-da, ba-da, da-da

♪ Ba, ba, ba-da, ba-da, da-da

♪ Energy, we're gonna make it happen

♪ Energy, we're gonna make it happen

♪ There's nothing really like it

♪ You only have to move around until
you get your feet off the ground

♪ Ba, ba, ba-da, ba-da, da-da

♪ Ba, ba, ba-da, ba-da, da-da

♪ You have to try to believe it

♪ You got energy

♪ And you're on your way. ♪

[Growls]

Careful, we don't
want to break anything.

No.
[Laughs]

OK, good luck with
your record, guys. See you,

Bye!

Wow! That was cool!
Yeah.

Children. Children.
Hi, Uncle.

Wanna play?
Oh, I'd love to.

Soccer is such a wonderful game.

Throw the ball, Stephanie.
Sure.

Ahh!
Give it a kick.

We're setting a record, Mayor.

Then I'd better kick it hard.
Yeah.

Here goes!

Ooh!

[Sighs]
Oh, no. Oh, no!

[Gasps]
[Laughs]

[Smash!]
[All exclaim]

Ai, ai, ai!
Milford!

[Whimpers] Oh, dear.
[Laughs]

Oh, I'm sorry. I don't think we'll
be able to play soccer anymore.

Oh!

Oh, yes. You're all very sorry.

[Alarm rings]

Gotta go. [Laughs]

I have a record to break.

Ah. [Hums]

Oh, Milford!

Oh! Yes, Miss Busybody?

I need my paper. Now!

Oh, yes. Yes, of course. Right away.

Children, don't bother Miss Busybody,
whatever you do.

[All moan]
Coming, Miss Busybody!

Come on, team. We can't give up now.

What's another sport we can play
and set a new record?

Well, there...
Oh, uh...

[All groan]
No, nothing.

[Gasps] How about...
Yeah?

..baseball?

More sports?!

Yeah, great idea. Let's go.
Come on. Yeah!

How many sports are there?!

Ahh!

I need a plan. I need a plan!

Think, Robbie.

Think, think, think.

Think, think, think, think.

Think, think, think, think.

Ahh!

If I take the ball...
[Smash!]

..break something with it,

then blame it on those kids,

they can never
play with it again! [Laughs]

[Kids cheer and laugh]

OK, batter up.

Get ready, pinkie.

Hey, batter!
Throw it in here. Throw it in here.

[Laughs] OK.
I have to get that ball!

Swing, batter!
OK.

Ya!

Wow!
Here it comes!

Ow!

Hey, where's my ball?
I have to get rid of this.

Ahh!

[Gasps] Ahh!

Milford!

[Whimpers]
Oh, never mind.

That's it! No more ba*ls for anyone!

Oh. Oh, no. Oh, children!

Looks like my work here is done.

[Laughs]

[Hums]

[Sighs and hums]

It just doesn't
seem to be our day. Oh.

[Gasps] I know who can help us.

ALL: [Gasp] Sportacus!

No!
I'll go get him.

[All agree]

Don't call him back!

No. Can't he just stay away?!

Not again! There's only a few
minutes for me to get the record.

Fine! I'll stop him
before he helps those kids again.

The ba*ls!

Ahh!

[Grumbles]

Phew!

[Gasps]

Arggh!

Arggh!

[Boing!]

[Grunts]

Ahh! Ahh!

Ooh!

[Exhales loudly]

Phew!

[Grunts] Ooh! Whoa!

[Grunts] Whoa!

[Laughs] I've got mail.

The kids want to see me.

I wonder what they want.

Sky Chaser!

Door!

Do you see him?
Here comes Sportacus.

Where?

Sportacus is coming.

It's time for the kick-off. [Laughs]

Ha!

Whoa! What?!

[All gasp]

What is this? Whoa!

Sportacus is being attacked
by... Huh?!

Yee!
Flying soccer ba*ls?

Whoa!

[Laughs] Ah!

Oh!
Ha-ha!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

That was close!

ba*ls everywhere! Oh!

[Laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, no! He hit the airship.

Duck!
Watch out! Watch out!

He needs to be saved!

That's enough.
No! he's saving himself.

I have to get back to the airship.

Sportacus, duck! Duck!

Look out! Look out!
Ahh! Slow down!

[Laughs]

Whoa! Whoa!

Ahh!
Oh, no!

Hold on!
Sportacus is in trouble!

Arggh!

[All exclaim]
Can't watch! Can't watch!

Only two minutes
and I'll break the record.

[Laughs]

Whoa!

[Laughs, sighs]

Whoa! Whoa!

I need energy!

Sports candy!

Ah! Whoa!

Hey! Hey, watch it!

[All exclaim]

Sportacus needs sports candy.

Yeah, we have
to get him sports candy.

Guys! Guys! We've gotta
get an apple to him, OK?

ALL: Yeah.

Pixel, soccer field.
Right.

Stingy, treehouse.
Oh!

Ziggy, apple tree.
Yeah!

Stephanie, baseball bat.
Got it.

OK?
Got it! Come on!

Let's go.
Let's go!

Mayor, we need you!
Yes, of course.

Hurry!

Go. Hurry up, guys.

Come on, Stingy!
What? What?

What? What?
Look out!

Ha! I'm ready!

OK, Trixie, you can make this throw.

We can do this.

Trixie! Trixie, throw it!

Yeah!
What do I do? What do I do?

Kick the ball, Mayor!
Oh, yes, kick it.

Come on, kick it. Kick it!

Arggh!

I did it! Wonderful!

Pixel, it's coming to you.
OK!

No! No! Don't do it!

Ready!

Whoa!

OK, Ziggy.
Ziggy, I'm here. I'm here.

Don't do it!

Whoa!
No!

Stephanie!
No, don't do it!

No! No! Arggh!

Got it! Yes!
Alright!

Yeah!
Yes!

Oh, yeah.
[All cheer and laugh]

Ha-ha! Sportacus! [Laughs]

Bravo! Saved by an apple.

COMPUTER: Air brake released.
Airship moving.

Ahh!

It's the airship!

Whoa! Ah!

Up!

Oh!
Is it still out of control?

Whoa! Whoa!

Pull up! Pull up, up, up!

[Laughs]
[Grunts]

ALL: [Whimper] Whoa!

[Laughs]

Arggh!

Up, up, up!

ALL: Whoa!
[All cheer]

What?!

Wow!
He did it!

Bravo! Bravo!

Whoo!

Oh, thank goodness. [Swoons]

Here he is.

Sportacus, you're OK!
Yes!

Because you all worked together.

ALL: Yeah!
It was fantastic!

It's more than fantastic.

It's a record
for the world's longest

team flying disc soccer golf
ping-pong apple relay.

[All cheer]
We got a record!

[Grumbles] Arggh!

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Silly words
than can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

Milford!

What about MY record?!

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Arggh!

Ahh! Ahh!

Ugh! [Grunts]

Ahh! [Screams]

Oh! Ow!

[Grunts] Ahh!

Ahh!
[Crash!]

That must be some sort of record.