01x21 - Play Day

[bunniefuu]

Pilot training sequence ready.

Lights.

Light system activated.

On your mark, get set...

Ready, set.
Go!

Airbrake engaged.

Balance fins in place.

Air fins initiated.

Viewing platform down.

New training record.

Congratulations.
Perfect.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ A place where you'll want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town
but soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy, and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have a blast together

♪ Go, go, go, get up, LazyTown

♪ It's a start of a brand new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Play Day.

Time for my after-breakfast nap.

Ah!

Whoa!

That was cool.

Now it's your turn, Trixie.

OK, I'm ready! Three, two, one!

Ahhh!

Whoa, go, Trixie!

Whoo-hoo!

No, no, watch out, Trixie.

[Gasps] No!

[Beeping]

Someone's in trouble.

[Screams]

Argh!

What noisiness are they doing now?

[Pop! Pop!]

Help!

Help!

I can't stop!

[Boing!]

Ugh! Sunday drivers!

I can't watch! I can't watch!

Argh!

Sportacus! Yeah!

[Screams]

That was close.

Yay, great save, Sportacus!

Me and Ziggy were being daredevils.
Daredevils?

It's Play Day.
Play Day?

Play Day, yeah!

Play Day?!

The best, noisiest day
LazyTown can play.

Noise, yeah!

You have to be careful
playing daredevils.

You don't have to worry about that,
Sportacus,

we have already played that one.
Yeah, that's right.

We need something else to play.
Yeah. What's next?

Ah! Good!

Maybe they'll play something
that makes no noise.

Play Day!

My least favourite day ever!

Play Day!

What about monsters? Rar!
Rar!

I know you'll have a lot of fun.
See you later, guys.

Bye bye, Sportacus.

BOTH: Rar!

Hey, guys. Did you know
today is Play Day?

We're ahead of you, Pinky.

So, what are we going to play?

How about we eat lots and lots of
candy until we're so full

that we just burst, huh?

Dream on, Ziggy.

It was worth a try. Come on.

Well, I want to play something
really exciting.

And noisy.
ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Cowboys!

Cowboys?!

I have to stop them or I'll never
get any peace and quiet.

Disguise time!

Too high.

Too spy.

Too fly.

Ah, yippee-ky...

..yay.

[Horse whinnies]
Perfect.

[Whistles blow]

[Laughs wildly]

Meet the Rotten Kid.

I'm going to challenge those noisy
little troublemakers to a showdown.

Ah, and when I win, they'll have to
be quiet forever.

Draw!

[g*nsh*t]

Well, I guess I still need
a little practice.

Yee-har!

[Laughs] Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah! Go, cowboys, go!

I'm in charge of this here town,
cowboy.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Yee-har!

You two tinhorns better step aside
because Sheriff Pink is riding in.

It's the sheriff. Quick, run!

[Horse whinnies]
Boy, giddy up.

Yee-har!
Who's that?

Ha!

[Cowboy music]

This town ain't big enough
for the four of us.

ALL: Huh?

[Gags and spits]

Oh, no, it's the...

The Rotten Kid.

And it's High Noon.

[All gasp]

Well, actually, it's about 3:15pm.

Ugh!

Ah-ha!

[Gasps]

No, wait!

[All scream]

[Rapid beeping]

Someone's in trouble.

[All scream]

[Laughs wildly]

Now, that's what I call
some fancy roping.

You can't do this. It isn't fair.
Oh, yeah?

And who's going to stop me?

Hold it right there.

What?!
ALL: Sportacus!

You can't stop me.
I'm Robbie Ro...

I'm the Rotten Kid.
[Ting!]

Then it's just me and you, kid.

Me and you? What about those kids?

Yeah.
Right.

Can't you count?

Make your move.

Ah! [Laughs]

[Cowboy music]

[Ting]

No, that wasn't my move.

[Bird twitters]
Start the music again.

[Cowboy music]

[Ting!]

[Ting!]

[Drum roll]

Draw!

Apple.

Look up!

What?
You can't be a cowboy without a hat.

Without a hat?!

Let me get it.
Apple!

[Boing!]

[All laugh]

Bullseye!

Argh! Ugh!

Hm. Anyone seen my hat?

[All laugh]

Thank you.

You're welcome.

That's some fruiting-tooting,
apple sh**ting, yee-har!

Are you all right?

Yeah.
Sure.

We were playing cowboys,
it's Play Day.

Thank you.

Thank you, Sportacus, thank you.

So, what are you going to play next?
I don't know. Something noisy.

Yeah.
Maybe pirates.

No.
No!

Or, ah, spacemen?

Oh, we did that this morning.
Yeah.

I'm sure you'll think of something.
Yeah.

See you later, guys.

Bye.
Bye, Sportacus.

So, what should we play next?

I don't know.

Hey, you guys are wearing new hats.
Yeah.

Where's mine?
I've got it.

How about a good old
noisy game of soccer?

Yeah. Let's play soccer.

Yeah!
Yeah!

You could do that,
if you had a ball that wasn't mine.

Oh, come on, Stingy, it's Play Day.
We'll play together.

ALL: Yeah.

Well, OK, but you're not going to
play soccer in those clothes,

are you?

Oh, Stingy, knock it off.
Yeah.

Well, it's his ball,
we've got to play by his rules.

You heard the lady. Let's go change.

Come on.
Where's my hat? Where's my hat?

Ball!

I love Play Day.

I wonder what the kids
are doing now.

Door.

Huh, they're playing soccer like me.

♪ Night-time, daytime
Anytime's the right time

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ You can play, run and jump

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ You can sunk, you can dunk
Even double bump

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ You can play kick the can

♪ Turn around, jump shot, slam a jam

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ When you're feeling down and blue

♪ You know what you need to do

♪ Everybody needs a little time
to play around

♪ Time to heat it up and burn it up
Cool it down

♪ Got to get your body in the groove
Break it down

♪ Everybody needs a little time
and now it's time to play

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ Run and fly, seek and hide

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ Try to score a goal
with all your might

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ Slice the ice, block a shot

♪ Playtime, playtime

♪ Sign says stop
but you've got to rock

♪ Playtime, playtime

[Crash!]

[Military drumbeat]

♪ Break it down, yeah! ♪

Come on! One more time!

[Whistle]

Rock it!

♪ Now it's time to play. ♪

Ladder!

Hi, Sportacus.
Hey, Sportacus.

Hi, guys, how is the game going?
Great. Come play.

Play with us.
With my ball.

Sure. OK, let's play.
Game on.

I got it, I got it.
Yeah! Yeah, go!

Hey, that's my car!

Kick it to me. Kick it to me.

Over here.
Ugh!

ALL: Whoa!

[All cheer]

Wait a minute.

Oh! Hey, my ball has
a grass stain on it.

Let me see.

Oh, Stingy.

See, look, it's ruined.

Oh, it's only a grass stain.
I'm going home.

Come on. Stingy!
[All groan]

I guess we can't play anymore.
BOTH: No.

Those kids make me crazy.

[Laughter]

It's still Play Day.

So, what shall we play next?

I don't know, but something really,
really wild.

Yeah, wild.
Yeah.

That's it. Like a wild animal.
BOTH: Yeah!

Rar!

Come on, come on.
Let's go make some costumes.

Sounds pretty wild. Wow!

Wild animals!

No! They're the nastiest
of them all.

What am I going to do?
What am I going to do?

Wait a minute.

Why am I acting like a baby when the
answer is right in front of my eyes?

I'm the master of disguise.

Argh!

[Laughs]

♪ I'm the master of disguise

♪ I can vanish from your eyes

♪ I can be in different places
with my many funny faces

♪ In disguise

♪ Sometimes it's so nifty
when I'm really, really shifty

♪ In disguise

♪ It's disguise time

♪ It's so easy to deceive you

♪ With my sneaky little tricks

♪ And to make you believe
each character that I pick

♪ Hey

♪ When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes

♪ People call me
the master of disguise

♪ I'm as sneaky as can be

♪ No-one's sneakier than me

♪ I can get so sly and loathing

♪ When I dress in other clothing

♪ In disguise

♪ You walk right by me
not knowing that I'm slimy

♪ A scary dinosaur
with a loud ferocious roar

♪ I'm so glad

♪ That I'm so trusting

♪ Even so St Nicky

♪ When you look for me
I'm gone in front of your eyes

♪ People call me
the master of disguise

♪ Ha ha ha!

♪ I'm the master of disguise. ♪

Surprise, it's me!

Ugh! Who are you?

Oh, it's you.

It's me, it's you, it's me, it's us.

Rar! I'm a wild lion.

Rar!

Rar, I'm a wild tiger.

Rar, and I'm a wild mouse!

Squeak, squeak.

You don't look very wild to me.

Tell that to the cheese.

[All laugh]

[Drumbeat]

Cool.

Dig that crazy jungle beat.
Yeah.

It makes me, it makes me feel like
a wild mouse.

Squeak! Squeak!
Rar!

Rar!

[Loud roars]

Those kids want
to play wild animals.

I'll give them wild animals.

Ah-ha! [Mimics a gorilla]

Hey! Ugh!

I meant to do that.

There is something missing.

Just what I needed.

[Laughs]

[Retches] Too healthy!

This gorilla's on a diet.

Just wait until those kids
see me in this outfit.

I'll scare them into next week.

[All roar]

Rar!
Squeak!

Argh!

I am a wild mouse.

Oh!

[All roar]

Those kids are noisier than ever.
[Elephant trumpets]

[Ting!]

So, I'll have to scare them quiet.

I'll just climb up there and swing
down and... [Laughs]

Vine! Argh!

[Mimics a gorilla]

Argh!

I thought apes
could climb like monkeys.

Argh!

Rar! Wild animals.

I forgot, I'm scared of heights.

Oh!

Go! Climb up there, Robbie.

No, I can't.

Grab the vine.

Oh, don't make me do it.

Go up there.
No, I can't.

Yes, you can.
OK.

I'll talk myself into it.

Ugh!

[Drum roll]

[Action music]

Here we go.

[Strains]

[All roar]

Oh!

Oh!
[All roar]

What's that?
It looks like a wild gorilla.

Run away!
[All scream]

[Screams]

[Boing!]

Argh!

What's this?

[All scream]

How do I steer this thing?

[Beeps]

Someone's in trouble.

Door!

Argh!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

Oh!

Are you OK, monkey?

ALL: Robbie Rotten!

Oh!
I was just playing.

[Mimics a gorilla]
Robbie.

It is Play Day.

Even Robbie Rotten likes Play Day.

So, what shall we play next?

I know! How about Bing Bang?
Yeah!

Ugh!

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Dancing

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance
Yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up
Do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

Safe at last.

Nothing can happen to me now.

Whoa!

I can't take it anymore.

[Elephant trumpets]
Argh!