01x24 - Soccer Sucker

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

[ball ricocheting]

[chuckling]

[ball whooshing]

One more.

Oof, I forgot about that one.

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town, a
place where you want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Rodney
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy,
and Tricksy too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go, go, go get up Lazy Town

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in Lazy Town ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

[happy feel good music]

Soccer Sucker

[kids cheering]

Do this, do that
Score!

[chuckling]

Yeah, another goal Pixel.

You're probably the
greatest soccer player ever.

I practiced that header
shot for three days.

Nobody does it better than me.

Hey guys.

Get out of the way.
You're blocking the-

Come on, yeah.

Sorry.

How about a game of real soccer?

It doesn't get any
realer than this.

Yeah.
Yeah.

No, I mean real
soccer, you know,

running, kicking, outside.

Running?
Kicking?

Outside? I don't get it.

[window opening]

Whoa.
Whoa.

That's too bright.

Come on guys, it'll be great.

Yeah, Pixel you can
show your fantastic

header shot to everyone.

Yeah.
Yeah.

But, but-
Come on.

I've never played
soccer, outside.

Okay, Pixel, it's just
like your computer game.

Just kick the ball.

Yeah, come on.
Yeah, Pixel, come on.

Well, where's the on switch?

There's no on switch.

Don't you have to plug it in?

No.
No.

Well, at least tell me
where the remote control is.

What?
Oh, brother.

Just kick it.

Yeah.
Kick it, kick it, do it.

[drum roll]

Come on, you can do it.

Oh no.

[trash can clanging]

Just scored a goal, Pixel.

What?
Into a trash can.

[laughing]

Come on guys, let's play.

Come on, yeah, let's play.

I'm no good at this.

Oh, but Pixel.

Hey, nice shot guys

[sad music]

I guess I'm just
a stay at home,

play on the computer
kind of guy.

Maybe I can watch the
game on my computer.

Okay, power up the dish.

[computer music]

Now adjusting relay parameters
and typin' in coordinates.

Picture should be
online now, yeah.

Hey, they're having a good time.

I'll just watch
the game from here.

[laughing]

It's a wonderful,
live show to TV.

The Shop Til You Drop
channel, my favorite.

[beeping]

Come on, kick the ball Stingy.

Yeah, now kick it.

Stephanie, here it comes.

Ready.

Oh, nice shot.

Kick it out, Stephanie.

Yeah, kick it
as far as you can.

Whoa.

Uh oh.

[dropping sound]

Yummy.

[squish sound]

A soccer ball?

I know what that means.

Kids!

[intense music]

It's worse than I thought,
kids playing soccer.

I must stop them
from playing soccer.

But how?

Need to stop someone
from playing soccer?

Actually, I do.

Then order the
Soccer Bot today.

One robot, one
ball, one victory.

[intense music]

[phone dialing]

Hello? I'd like to
order a Soccer Bot.

[doorbell ringing]

Wow, that was quick.

[suspicious music]

With this robot,

I will stop them from
playing soccer forever.

[evil laughing]

[upbeat music]

Door.

[cool music]

[clanging music]

♪ Night time, day time,
any time's the right time ♪

♪ Play time, play time

♪ You can play, run, and jump

♪ Play time, play time

♪ You can sump, you can thump

♪ Even double bump

♪ Play time, play time

♪ You can play kick the can

♪ Play time, play time

♪ Turn around jump
shot, slam, and jam ♪

♪ Play time, play time

♪ When you're feeling
down and blue ♪

♪ You know what you need to do

♪ Everybody needs a little
time to play around ♪

♪ Heat it up and burn
it up, cool it down ♪

♪ Got to get your body in
the groove, break it down ♪

♪ Everybody needs a little time
and now it's time to play ♪

♪ Play time, play time

♪ Run and slide, seek and hide

♪ Play time, play time

♪ Try to score a goal
with all your might ♪

♪ Play time, play time

♪ Slice the ice, block a shot

♪ Play time, play time

♪ Simon says stop
but you got to rock ♪

♪ Play time, play time

[drum music]

♪ Break it down now

[drum music]

♪ Come on

♪ One more time

♪ Rock it

♪ Now it's time to play

Ladder

[upbeat music]

Hi Sportacus

Hi guys how's the game going?

Great, come play with us.

Yeah come play with us!

Sure, okay lets play.

Kick it to me

Yeah hit it, I got it

Ahhhh

Oh that Sportacus thinks
he's so great with all

his running

and all his kicking

Sportacus, Sportacus!

Hello Sportacus.

Hi Robbie

Hi

How about a friendly
game of soccer?

Yeah.

Sounds great why
don't you join our team?

Yeah okay

I was thinking of
a little one on one,

unless you're afraid.

He's not afraid of you.

Play him Sportacus.

You'll beat him easy.

Sure I'll play Robbie.

Well I didn't say it
was me you will play

this game is between
Sportacus and...

And what?

Where's he going?

Ahh, now I can
really get into soccer

[laughs]

[laughs]

I feel like a hot dog
in a very large bun.

Instructions.

Who needs that?

Testing, testing.

Testing, testing.

Ah ha, it works
it's ready to go

Look at that!

[group gasps]

[robot stomps]

Sportacus are you sure
you can beat that thing?

Lets see.

Are you ready to play ?

Whenever you are.

I'm ready.

Good luck Sportacus,
I'm going to

go tell my uncle about this.

Yeah come on Sportacus
you can beat this thing.

Uncle Milford, Uncle Milford,

you have to come and see what
going on on the sports field

there's a big gigantic robot,

and it's playing Sportacus
in a game of soccer.

Oh my, Miss Busybody I
must go to the sports field

and announce a very
important soccer game

Oh man!

And I'll need someone to
keep score, meet me there.

Attention Sportacus will take

a soccer bot 6000.

What no way!

Sportacus playing a
soccer bot 6000, it can't be

[gasp]

It is!

Everyone ready?

Yeah , yeah!

How does this game work ?

Ah well usually each
team has 11 players,

but this game is just between
Sportacus and the soccer bot.

Each of them has to
try to sh**t the ball

into the other one's
net to score a goal.

Oh this is so exciting.

Yes, yes if
Sportacus scores a goal

I'll flip over these numbers,

if the soccer bot scores
you'll flip those.

[Speaker] Now everyone
let the soccer game begin.

[cheering]

And may the best cheater win.

Fall

Lets play so I can win.

[whistle blows]

[cheering]

Oh no he's got the ball.

[whistle blows]

Goooaaaaall

[laughs]

No.

Man this is hopeless, but
maybe Sportacus can do it.

I'm number one,

I'm number one

C'mon, c'mon.

Another goal.

No.

Not again.

Yeah that's it, that's
it show 'em your moves now.

[cheering]

Yes.

[cheering]

That's how its done.

Go Sportacus

This I got to see,
with my own eyes.

No.

I'm winning the game.

I'm winning the game.

[whistle blows]

[crowd cheers]

[whistle blows]

Not again.

I love sports.

[whistle blows]

Hey, he pushed Sportacus!

Oooo.

I'm number one.

I'm number one.

I can't believe it,
Sportacus is losing.

[whistle blows]

Oh no.

Another goal.

[whistle blows]

Game over, Sportacus
one, robot oh my, seven.

I won the game,
I'm number one.

I wish there was
something I could have done.

[laughs]

I'm number one
, I'm number one.

I'm number one,
I'm number one.

Good game.

You got that right buddy.

Seven to one.

Sportacus lost, for the
first time in history.

Now what should we do next ?

[alarm sounds]

Hey stop, What are you doing?

Sportacus you lost.

I know.

But how?

He beat me.

I said stop, no,
what are you doing?

Lets play again,
lets play again.

But you're Sportacus.

And I did my best Stephanie,

and you can't do
better than that.

Let's play again.

Play more, play more.

This should open up the hatch.

Uh oh!

Play more, play
more, play more.

Play more.

Why thank you Stephanie.

He's out of control,
hey that's my car,

whoa I'm getting out of here.

He's destroying Lazy Town.

Where are instructions,
I need the instructions!

Oh no the soccer
bot is in error mode.

Its turned it into
a kicking machine.

Play more.

Ow, he hit me,
run for your lives!

How to stop the robot.

Look out.

Play, play, play more.

He dropped something.

What is it.

[screams]

Stephanie!

Get out, open the...

C'mon, c'mon

More, more, more, more.

What are you doing?

Look, I found the
instruction manual.

My computer says
the only way..

To turn of an out of
control soccer bot is...

Is?

To beat it!

Oh.

Guys, hey!

What?

What if it wasn't just
Sportacus, what if we all play?

Yeah.

That's a great idea!

I'm in!

Me too!

Me three!

All right come
one guys, lets go.

Yeah let's do this!

Let's beat this robot!

Lets do this.

Yeah!

[ominous music]

He's huge.

Enormous.

Uncle Milford, we're all
going to play the Soccer Bot

and beat him as a team.

Oh my.

Let's do it!
Let's play!

Come on guys, come on.

Ziggy you go over there.

Stingy you're back.

Okay.

Trixie are you ready?

Yeah I'm ready.

Okay I'm here.

It's out of order.

And go!

I got it.

[screaming]

[rousing music]

Yeah!
Oh!

Trixie, here you go.

Stingy here it comes.

To you Sportacus?

Yeah over here.

Yes!
Woo hoo!

[rousing music]

Oh.
Oh.

[whistle blows]

Too many legs.

We're doomed.

I hope this ends soon.

I'm getting tired.

Oh my.

Oh no my team is losing.

That thing is too
big and too strong.

Sometimes just one person
can make a difference.

Pixel! Cover for me I'll
be back as fast as I can.

Okay go.

Ziggy run over there
and Stingy you're there.

Okay.
Are you ready?

And go!

Pixel we need your help.

Let me guess.

The Soccer Bot is out of
control sh**ting ba*ls

everywhere and it won't
stop until you beat it

and you need me to
join the team and help.

Right?

How did you know that?

My computer told me.

So can you play?

According to all relevant
data playing soccer

on a team is not my thing.

Duck!

I got to go.

You can't win.

Nobody can outplay that robot.

There's always a way Pixel.

That's not what
the computer says.

You know it's okay
to trust in computers,

but sometimes you have
to trust in yourself too.

Another score.

Oh this is hopeless.

Come on guys we can do this.

Come on, come on.

Okay let's go.

Okay I'm here.

[cheering]

Chugga, chugga,
chugga, woo woo, woo woo.

Keep playing.

I hate sports.

Keep on playing guys, c'mon.

Defense, defense.

We can do this, all
right come on team.

We are doomed.

Come on guys we have to
win this without Pixel.

[rousing music]

Stay strong.

Right.
Left.

Stephanie, good save.

Sportacus!

Well done!

[rousing music]

[cheering]

Goal.

Just cause the computer
says I shouldn't play

doesn't mean I have
to listen to it.

[rousing music]

Wonderful.

[cheering]

It's a tied score,
Miss Busybody.

I can't watch, I can't watch.

I'm not going to lose.

This is it!

We can do it!

Yeah we can do it.

Stingy, you kick
the ball to Trixie.

Got it.

And then who do I kick it to?

To Ziggy.

And I kick it to?

Me, me, kick it to me.

No, to Sportacus.

Oh yeah Sportacus.
Duh.

Okay.
One minute left.

Go team!

[cheering]

I can do this.

[rousing music]

Stingy over here.

Here you go Trixie.

I got it.

Pixel I knew it.

Yes!

[rousing music]

Oh yeah!

[cheering]

[bright happy music]

My team won.

I really did it.

We beat the robot.

Did you see that Trixie?

Hey guys look at the robot.

[coughing]

Robbie Rotten.

[laughing]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ dancing, dancing

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up - do the jump

♪ Move around and clap your
hands together together ♪

♪ Down down - turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

I'm never going to move again.

I'm going to sit
here like a statue.

You made me lose.

Oh no.

You made me lose.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just want a hug.

Come back, come back.

[happy bright music]