01x27 - Secret Agent Zero

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Sky Chaser.

Platform down!

Yes!

I gotcha.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ A place where you'll want to stay

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town
But soon she and Ziggy are friends

♪ With Pixel, Stingy and Trixie too

♪ They're gonna have
a blast together

♪ Go, go, go get 'em, LazyTown
It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's
just a moment away... ♪

Secret agents ready to be secret?

BOTH: Yeah.

OK, everybody got their super
secret agent walkie-talkie 6000?

Ready.
Ready.

Ziggy!
Uh, not ready.

Uh, one more lick.

Oh.
Ready.

Then let's go spying.

Hmph.
Heh.

Psst! Do you see anything?

Wait! Here comes Robbie Rotten!

Ugh! I'm going to take
all the sports equipment

and then no more sports
and no more Sportacus

running around going,
'Flippity, flippity, flippity flip.'

Ha ha ha! What shall I take first?
Hmm.

Aha! Hmm. Rargh!

Oh!

Oh!

We should do something!

Robbie Rotten.

Oh.
What are you doing?

I'm taking all the sports equipment.
What does it look like?

You can't do that.

Really?
And why should I listen to you?

'Cause I'm the Mayor
and I run this town.

He told him.
You run this town?

I'll have to get back to you
on that. Hmph!

Way to go, Uncle!
Oh, it was nothing. Huh?

Who said that? Huh? Oh, my!

Oh! Oh!

The Mayor runs the town.
But what does he do?

Let's find out.
Yeah!

Oh! Oh, my!

Oh!

Agent Pink to Agent Mine.
Heading your way.

Huh?

Agent Mine to Agent Pink.
He's mailing a letter.

Over.
Huh?

Ha, I've got mail.

[Reads] 'I need your help.'
The Mayor needs me.

The Mayor runs the town!
The Mayor runs the town!

I think I should run this town!

And I have the plan to do it.
Ha ha ha!

It's disguise time.

Too muffy. Too fluffy.

Too stuffy. Too puffy.

Oh! Ha ha! Perfect! Ah!

Ha ha ha! Say hello to
Fordmill Meansbad, the new mayor.

Ah!
I came as fast as I could, Mayor.

Thank goodness!
What's wrong?

I think I'm being followed.

Really?
Hmm.

Ziggy, get down!

What? I don't think
you have to worry about that.

It's just spies.

Oh, it's just the kids.
Agent Candy to Agent Pink.

I think they spotted us. Oh.

I'm Agent Pink.

Mayor, I don't think
you need me anymore.

Thank you, Sportacus.
Bye, kids.

ALL: Bye, Sportacus!

Yo, wow! Ha ha ha ha!

Children, what were you doing?

Well, wanted to see
what you do as Mayor, Uncle.

Well, I can tell you that.
He runs the town.

ALL: Who are you?

I'm Fordmill Meansbad, the new Mayor.
The new Mayor?

But we didn't vote.
Yeah!

Oh, you mean the picking of people?

Well, if you want me,
put a purple card in the box.

If you want him,
put a yellow card in the box.

So let's vote.

Oh, well,
yellow is my favourite colour.

Yellow it is.
Good choice.

Oh! But!

Oh!
What's going on? What's going on?

I want to do what they're doing.

OK. Just put this purple card
in this box.

Yes! Thank you!
Thank you. Oh, that was fun.

Ha ha ha! So let's count the votes.
One, two, three, four, duh, duh, duh.

All purple. I win. Ha ha ha!
What?!

Thank you, thank you. Whoops. Mine.
Thank you very much.

Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
Thank you very much.

So since I run this town now,

my first rule will be...argh!

No more sports candy.

They are banned
from LazyTown forever.

What?! Bye-bye. I'm off now
to take a look at my office.

What?!
Oh, no.

Me, Mayor. And all I did
was just a little cheat.

Ha ha!
A little - what are you looking at?

Ah, ha ha!

Ugh! Ha ha ha!

Oh, yeah!

Ah. [Sniffs]

Ugh!
People actually eat these things?

Huh. Ah!

Maybe you ought to slow down,
Mr Mayor.

That's your third cup of cocoa.

I don't get it.
Who would vote for that guy? Yeah!

I know I didn't.
I didn't.

I certainly didn't.
And neither did I!

Mama, hmm...

Oh!
Well, he was such a fancy dresser!

Miss Busybody!

Well, if nobody voted for him
except Bessie,

then something isn't right.

We've got to get that box
and count those cards.

If they're yellow instead of purple,
you win, Uncle.

Yeah!
Yes.

No! I have to get that box and
count those cards. I'm the Mayor.

Yes!
Actually, not anymore.

Oh. Oh.
Yeah, technically.

Oh! I know what he can be!
A secret agent!

He can sneak in
and get the box.

A secret agent can get into anywhere.
I'll do it!

How do I be a secret agent?

First you need gadgets
and that means Pixel.

So you need secret agent gadgets.

You've come to the right place.
Take a look at this.

But I already have a pen.
It's a pen camera 6000.

Cool!
Switching on.

Oh! I'm on TV! Ha ha ha!

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh...

That's enough.

Tada!
Oh, my shoe!

But I already have two shoes,
Stephanie.

Not like this one, you don't.

It's a phone too.

Oh!
Let me, let me!

[Ring, ring!]
Hello?

Hello, Milford!
Hello, Miss Busybody. How are you?

Very well, thank you.
[Beep, beep!]

Call waiting. Got to go. Oh! Hello.

And last but not least,
these cufflinks are really special.

Just press on them and...

Phew! Oh, what will
they think of next?

Ooh! What does this thing do?
Oh! Don't touch that!

Oh!

Milford! Come down from there
this instant!

[Beep, beep!]
Someone's in trouble.

Argh!

Oh! Thank you, Sportacus.
Sportacus, you saved him!

Sportacus, you did it!

Are you OK, Mayor?
He's OK.

Hello, everybody.
This is your new Mayor speaking.

Here are my new rules for LazyTown.

Rule No.1, no more sports equipment.

Ha ha ha ha ha!
What is that?

The new mayor.
Yeah.

You're not the mayor anymore?

No, I was voted out.

We think the other guy cheated.
Cheated?!

The Mayor's gonna sneak in, get
the vote box and count the votes.

He's gonna be a secret agent
and go on a mission

and Pixel gave him gadgets.

Gadgets are fine,
but a secret agent needs more.

What?

Mmm, style.

♪ Quick and suave

♪ No-one knows who he was

♪ He's a, shh!
♪ Secret agent

♪ With phones on his feet
He's a spy you can't beat

♪ He's a, shh!
♪ Secret agent

♪ If you've got his back
against the wall

♪ You'll discover
he's not there at all

♪ Bam, bam

♪ Secret Agent Zero
♪ Bam, bam

♪ He's everybody's hero

♪ X-ray vision
A man on a mission

♪ He's a...
♪ Bam, bam

♪ Secret agent

♪ Gadgets galore
No-one knows what's in store

♪ For the, shh!
♪ Secret agent... ♪

Whoa!

♪ Saving the world
And getting the girl

♪ He's a, shh!
♪ Secret agent

♪ Bam, bam

♪ Secret Agent Zero

♪ Bam, bam
♪ He's everybody's hero

♪ X-ray vision
A man on a mission

♪ He's a...
♪ Bam, bam

♪ Secret agent

♪ Secret agent man... ♪

Bessie. Bessie, Bessie, stop. Stop.
It's over.

Bessie. Stop.

Meanswell. Milford Meanswell.

Hmm. Oh!

Oh, Milford!

Could you go with him, Sportacus?

I don't think my uncle's
as secret as he should be.

Sure.
I'm alright. I'm alright.

Now let's go get those votes.

Now that I'm Mayor,
I can do whatever I want!

And I want no more sports equipment.

Vroom!

Oh.
Follow me.

Oh, yes.
They're almost there.

This is so exciting.

We flip over to the office, sneak in,
get the box and flip back out.

Yes, of course.
Are you ready? Let's go.

Oh. Whoa!

Mayor.

Mayor?

So, Mr Sportacus, now we meet again.

At last.
That's not real.

Huh?
That's a puppet.

What?! Yes, it's a puppet!

But I am real and so is this lever.

Ha ha! Say goodbye, Sportacus.

Whoa!

Oh!
I can't believe it!

Sportacus is trapped! Ha ha ha ha!

Da, da, da. Sportacus? Sportacus?

I'm sorry I'm late.

My, the flip-flippy part
was kind of hard.

So, Mr Meanswell, we meet again.

Oh, my!
At last.

That's not real. It's a puppet.

Oh!

Yes, but I am real...
Oh, my!

..and so is this lever.

Well, Mr Meanswell...
[Beep, beep!]

The Mayor's in trouble.

Ha ha ha!
[Gulp!]

Goodbye, Meanswell.

Say goodbye!

You keep pulling that thing.
Is something supposed to happen?

Yes! But I'll get you anyway.
Argh! Ugh!

Argh! Ugh! Oh!

Argh!
Ha ha ha!

Argh!
BOTH: Oh! Ugh! Oh!

Oh!
Come here!

Oh!
[Beep, beep, beep!]

Look out!
Run, Uncle!

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

Oh!
I've got to call him.

Yeah.
What does this do, anyway?

No! No! Argh!
Oh, my! Oh!

[Ring, ring!]

Oh, excuse me.
What?!

What?!
Hello? Hello?

Hello?
Milford?

Oh!
Hello, Miss Busybody.

Oh, hello! How are you doing?
I'm fine. How are you?

Argh!
Now is not a good time. Gotta go.

Huh?

Where were we?

Enough already! Alright,
Meansbad, hand over that box!

I want to see who really won.
What if I don't?

I never thought of that.
I'll have to get Sportacus to help.

I don't think so!
He is in incommunicado.

Huh?
He's no longer able to be with us.

What? He's stuck in a dark place
with a lid on it!

I'm still not getting you.
What?!

Do I have to spell it out?
Yes, please.

Grr! Ah! Here, give me your pen.

No, no, no, no!
Don't give him the pen!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha!

ALL: Oh!
We lost him.

But I haven't.

Here.
Oh, my.

[Reads] 'Sportacus is trapped.'
Oh, my!

You're next.
Milford? Milford! Milford!

Excuse me, I have to take this.
Oh!

Hello?
Yes.

I don't want to speak to you.
Put him on. For you.

Me? Oh!

Hello. You had better not harm
a single hair on his head!

Grr. But he doesn't have
any hair on his head.

Oh!
Hey!

What am I doing,
talking into a shoe?

I've lost the connection.
No!

Enough of this!
Say goodbye, Mr Meanswell.

Goodbye, Mr Meanswell.

What are we going to do?
Don't know!

What are we going to do?
I don't know!

I think I'm getting something.

Uncle's OK! Phew!
Yeah! Huh?

Wait, the pen camera's upside down.

Oh.

Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, my!

Coochie, coochie, coochie,
coochie, coo.

Ha ha ha ha! Oh!
Oh, no, it's not OK.

My Uncle's upside down.
Oh!

Oh!
Oh, dear.

All the blood is rushing to my ears.

Oh, don't worry. You won't be
hanging upside down for long.

This incredibly cheap rope
will selfdestruct in 60 seconds.

Oh! And then you will fall into
the tank full of sharks. Ha ha ha!

That doesn't look like a shark to me.

So? The shops were closed
and I couldn't get a shark.

But it's a very cranky goldfish.
Oh!

Ha! And you will smell like fish
forever! Ha ha!

Ha ha!
Fish are stinky!

Oh, tough! But worse, when this rope
breaks, your favourite flower...

Gloria!
[Taunts]

..will be crushed...
Oh!

..when this huge cannonball
falls on it. Smash!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

That does it! Ugh! Argh!

Alright, Meansbad.

Sooner or later, someone will
find out about how you cheated

and then you'll be sorry.

Not if I destroy
the yellow cards first. Ha ha ha!

It's true!

As a matter of fact,
I think I'll go to my office...

..and do that right now. Gotta go.
Ha ha!

Oh!

Guys, we've got to do something.

Right.
Secret agents away!

Oh! What a cheap rope!

Sports candy. Ha.

Ah!

Oh! Oh, dear.

The Mayor.

Oh!

Oh, Sportacus! Oh, thank goodness.

Oh! Oh, I thank you, Sportacus.
And so does my little Gloria.

You are welcome, Mayor.

Aha! Oh! Ha ha ha!

Oh! Ha ha ha ha!

I am the new Mayor! Ha ha!

And the old one - poo! -
smells like the fishes.

Ha ha ha! And Sportacus,
he's trapped, right...here.

Woo! Ha ha ha ha ha!
The world is good!

Ha ha ha!

So, Mr Meansbad, we meet again.

At last.

You're not a puppet. Who are you?
I'm Agent Pink.

I'm Agent Candy.
Candy?

And Agent Mine.
Mine?

Bye-bye,
cheater-cheater, pumpkin-eater.

No!
Whoa!

Argh! Oh!

Whoa!
Oh!

Oh! Argh! Help!

Oh! I can't believe I fell for that!

We did it!
Yeah, we did!

Alright!
Is everyone alright?

Just fine. We got the vote box
and the bad guy's in his own trap.

Grab my hand.

Huh? Whoa!

Oh! Who's that?

Well...

ALL: Oh! Robbie Rotten!
Robbie Rotten.

Tada!
Who's going to be the mayor now?

Let's count and see.
Mm-hmm.

So?
Am I the mayor again?

One moment, please.

Yep, by a landslide.

ALL: Yeah!
Oh!

Uh.

That's not yours.

Oh, no!

Let's celebrate!
Yes! Come on!

Let's celebrate!

♪ Bing, bang, digga rigga dong
Funny words I sing when I am dancing

♪ Dancing, dancing... ♪
Thank you, Sportacus.

♪ Bing, bang, digga rigga dong
Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Together, together... ♪
Oh!

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about... ♪

It seemed like a good plan! Oh!

So, Mr Rotten, we meet again.

Oh! It's a puppet!

Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm so sick of puppets! Argh!

Ha ha ha ha!