Evil: In the Time of Heroes (2009)

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..and then he says screw you and your wrench

He says screw you and your wrench

Take it easy.

I almost cut you, you know.

Yeah he would've gutted you like this deer
if he wasn't so slow and soft

- You think yourself a warlod, huh?
- Don't i look like one?

What are you doing here;

I brought you some wine,cherries and bread.

- Wine! Give me the wine.
- Take it easy you winno.

What happened to the one you had?

Here you go,quench yourself.

You drink water,
you beardless sappling.

Daughter of mine what are you
doing outside the walls at this hour;

I'm not afraid father.
Besides there's nothing but deers and dogs.

Now she's under my care Nikia.
Let me worry about her.

Besides,she's a tough one.

All this talk about wine made me
want to go and take a piss.See you in a few.

Watch out for monsters,
don't let them bite something off.

Do you agree with the measures of Ctisiphon;
I know you voted for them but...

I can't see an alternative to taxes.

The campaign must be paid for
somehow.

- ...i hardly recognise you Androklis.
- Don't you unerstand my friend?

I agree with you too Pellopida.

What's the matter child?

Forgive me my daughter.

Gods!Is this how you repay me?

Don't cry father.
May i call you father?

Of course... Son...

I never got the chance
to make her happy

I will meet her again
at the shores of the river Styx...

Legend says: that the circle
will run it's course

What remains hidden will appear once more

Three thousand years evil waits
for the time to resurface

But the legend speaks also
for the men of the prophecy

The hero that once was
and the hero that shall be

This is it's time

EVIL 2: IN THE TIME OF HEROES

A FEW THOUSAND YEARS LATER

Argiri?

Come on! Let's go !

My name is Argiris and i am,
or rather i was a taxi driver.

sh*t ! What can i tell you?

That things went bad? They did !
That i'm impalled on a pipe? I am !

The thing is that 3 days ago
everything changed

A mysterious force was released
and it turned people to ravenous beasts

They were not human anymore and
there weren't many that got away.

Meletis...Marina....Jenny
and that crazy Lieutenant Vakirtzis

Those are the ones i met.
Great people all of them.

I didn't do bad myself but in the end
i think i was too overconfident.

Yup, not bad at all considering
this was just my first time to die.

A FEW HOURS LATER

Go back.

-I must pee.
-Hold it in.

TEN MINUTES LATER

-Well that was a stupid idea.
-Yeah, really stupid idea.

Bon apetit !

Give me your hand

What the hell is going on here?

Who is he?

Go,go 'i'll cover you

What do these c**ts want?

We ran into those m*therf*ckers a while ago
They just keep sh**ting at us.

-Learn to sh**t dumbass.
-He's funny too.

-So what's they're problem?
-Nothing.They're just having fun.

Everything f*cked anyways.
What are you gonna do? Arrest them?

No,k*ll them.

What?

This?

It's nothing.I just got
something stuck in my throat.

Wait here.

What's that you said junior? For fun?
Wait 'till they hear my jokes.

Watch and learn junior.

-Who's this guy?
-Lt.Varkitzis, the Greek army's leftovers..

Not bad huh?

-Big day for the Greek army huh?

-Can you tell us what going on here?
-Like what do you want to know?

Something that's gonna help us
get ourselves out of this mess.

Our hideout is just a few blocks
away from here.

So why don't just we go there?

-And how are we gonna do that?
-Easy.As soon as i start sh**ting, you run.

-What about you?
- GO, GO !!!

-Mike!!!!
-No,don't.

Who are you?

The question is,
who are you?

Johny where is Mike?

Not in that chair !!!!

Are these imported?

Nice !

-Where's the toilet around here?
-To the left

Don't worry. The Cook knows
what he's doing.

-Come on Cook get it over with.
-What's with all the ruckus Johny?

Can't a girl sleep around here?

Big day for the Greek army indeed.

If she's anything like Vakirtzis
i already like her.

New recruits.

What's with all the blood?
Is she hurt?

Where's the Cook?
He can patch you up.

Mike is dead. Some assholes ambushed us.

-What do you mean?
-I guess they either have unresolved issues...

...or just taking adventage of this chaos.

He got shot on the way back.

-Could they have mistaken him for a zombie?
-Weren't you listening what she just said?

They didn't care if he was a zombie or not.

We were lucky to get out alive.

I guess that's w*r for you Johny

-What did the Cook say?
-He's celebrating.What do you think?

So what's your story?

We thought we'd take a walk,
since it's such a beautiful day.

-Is there anywhere where we can wash?
-Follow me.

You're a very brave girl.
I've would've fanted by now.

-Yeah right...
-No,really.

So, where's our wounded ?

She's just a little girl....

Let's take a look at the wound

It's only a scratch

Johny get me some water and bandages

Well ,well, what do we have here?

-What do you think your're doing?
-I'm doing just fine. You?

How am i doing?

ATEEEE-NTION!

Are you deaf Liutenant?

ATEEEE-NTION!

What are you laughing at?

What's that supposed to be?

Did you guys hear anything?

Yeah , me neither.

Do you have a problem with being ordered
around by a woman Liutenant?

Did i say something funny Liutenant?

-No...
-NO WHAT?!?!

NO MA'AM.

NO MA'AM WHAT?

NO MA'AM,YOU AREN'T FUNNY AND NO MA'AM
I HAVE NO PROBLEM THAT YOU ARE A WOMAN.

WELL THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING, ISN'T IT?

Rest.

ATEEE-NTION!

Well, well well...
So who are you?

Vakirtzis.

Is that a proper way to report
to a senior officer?

-Liutenant Vakirtzis.
-Liutenant of what?

Infantry Liutenant Vakirtzis Cleanthis.

-Vakirtzis you say?
-Yes.

Yes what?

Yes Lt.Colonel ma'am.

-What is General Vakirtzis to you?
-My father ma'am.

Your father huh?

It's a small world after all.

Dismissed Liutenant.

-Ahem,"Dismissed Liutenant"
-Shut your mouth blondie.

I think she likes you.

I showed you how to do it,
you can at least try.

Well, well ,well....

Who is this fair maiden Olga?

-A cousin of yours?
-Give it a rest mister Costas.

Can't you see we have guests?

You're one fine piece of...

What? You all act like
you just saw a ghost.

It's just my good for nothing son,
Argiris....

What are you looking at?

Welcome guys!!

Catching some fresh air?

-This is weird
-What's weird?

What do you mean what?
I saw you die in front of me.

I don't know what to tell you Marina,
i'm here now aren't i?

Now that you mention it i remember
fighting one of them and then Vakirtzis came

and then i woke up on the ground
and you were all gone

-Don't you have any wounds on you?
-Nah.

-Like where?
-On your stomach.

Here? Where i had a hole in my T-shirt?
Nope. Oops, i gained some weight.

I don't know where you're get those ideas
but those things only happen in movies.

To be honest with all that has happened
few things surprise me anymore

So what if you just resurected?
Good for you.

Damn right

Hi

-Three days on that ferris wheel.Can you believe it?
-Relax it wasn't any better down hear you know.

You f*ck kidding me? Three f*ck days
stuck 100 meters off the ground without food !

And how did you manage those three days?

But that's not the worst of it...
Do you know what that as*h*le Giorgos told me?

That he's feeling pressured and
that it would be better to break up.

Man that's one fine piece of a*s

There,there now

..and then he ran and he left me alone and then
the ferris wheel stopped and then it started..

..and i could see something was wrong and then
i tried to go home and they were hunting me..

...and i hope they ate him and
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THIS f*ck CITY?!

-What's going on?
-She just rants about her ex boyfriend.

It's a crazy world huh?

Right...

I was thinking that maybe we should pay a visit
those assholes that ambushed us this morning

You mean you and me,
like on a date?

No ,uhm, just to check out
who we're up against

-Like, right now?
-Why do you have something better to do?

-So...a date ?
-Uuuuh, yeah

THREE DAYS AGO

I f*cked this wh*re once...
Real fine piece of a*s

She sucked my d*ck so hard
that it became hard as a rock...

...and i f*cked her so hard afterwards
that she came 5 times....

...after that,i licked her a*s so hard
that made her shiver from joy....

..if only she hadn't eaten figs
prior to that.

I'm sorry Gianni

Hi, Kouli...
What the hell is going on man?

Yeah it's like downtown Bagdat over here

Ok listen to me now. Gather all the
gear and meet me at the central square.

"and your breasts were white and smooth as milk.."

"...and then you would tell me:
please tickle them Nick"

What the f.....

That wasn't a nice thing to do.
She was a beautiful girl...

Uh-uh-uh,no sudden moves

Will you be a good boy from now on?
Huh ? You p*ssy !

Well, what do we have here?
-What's the matter Xristo?

Well,well,well.
If it ain't big fat grease stain.

If it ain't momma's boy all
dressed up in his Rambo outfit.

I didn't know the circus was in town.

Is that "Mort&Phil" you have there you c**t?

-Yeah so?
-I told you we'd meet again didn't i?

I see you remember.....Cleanthi.

How's your mommy by the way?

-Park the car already.
-Lay off mom.

Hey dude !

Let's leave the nice man alone.
We'll find another place to park.

Listen to your mom Cleanthi.
She knows better.

-God speed young man.
-Mother !?!?!

This ain't over yet.We'll meet again

I don't think you and i will,
me and your mom on the other hand...

-Such a handsome young man and polite too..
-What are talking about mom?

You laugh because you see something funny
or are you enjoying getting your a*s kicked?

You hit like a girl, loser.

You have your mother's touch.

Vakirtzi.

Let the old man,
he can handle it.

What gives,Alexandra
Are you gonna talk to us;

Comeon leave the people.

Must be one of them.

Are you gonna k*ll me again father?

Make a wish

I did. I'll tell you mine
if you tell me yours.

Yeah, as if..

At least now we get the chance
to look at the stars.

We don't have to look at the sky to be
able to look at beautiful things like stars.

I am only one , not many like them silly.

Overconfident much?

I was referering to the reflection the moon
makes back there, it looks like 1000 stars

-No way.
-Go ahead, look.

Li---

She's burning up.

If the temperature keeps rising
we'll need medical supplies.

Oh boy.

We probably don't have to worry for sepsis
but we are gonna need medical supplies regardless.

-Are you her father
-No, he didn't make it.

I'll go now to relieve Johny from guard duty

-It wasn't your fault. He wasn't her father anymore.
-I know.

Hey Johny come and join us at the table.
Give her some space she's been through a lot.

Let them be Meleti you're acting
as if they're gonna elope or something.

Somebody must look after her and i don't
like the look of that punk, i don't trust him.

And who exactly do you trust these days?
She needs as many people to care for her as possible.

- Aren't we enough to take care of her?
- Are we?

You know i love you a lot and that
i don't hold any grudges ?

You did what you had to do.

-Dad what's wrong with mom?
-What do you mean honey?

-I'm sorry.
-It's ok.

- Dad?
- What? Can't you see i'm busy.

-Wha-?
-Wake up you lazy bum.Another day in paradise

It was late that day, i was at the workshop
when i heard all the noise from the street...

Didn't you have something to finish dad ?
Something that must be done ? As in now ?

-Can't you see i'm trying to finish a story here?
-Please go on and tell me how you got out of there.

Not that i want to brag but i have
a 2 DAN black belt in Karate.

-Really? Are you gonna show me this belt?
-Sure ,anytime.

Dad that thing i told you about is still waiting,
go and i'll keep the lady some company

Excuse me miss but it seems there are some
hierarchy changes: my son now tells me what to do.

-Those things do come with old age.
-But Mr.Costas you're not old,you're barely in your prime.

'Till later.

You have the most beautiful eyes..

I'm Argiris.

-Viki.
-I know.

And i would never leave you stranded on
a ferris wheel and take off.

What?

I said:i would never leave you stranded on
a ferris wheel and take off.

Where are you going?

-To the toilet. May I?
-Oooh, feisty ! I like that.

I don't.

Cook, come quick...it's Jenny

sh*t! It's sepsis. We are gonna need
medical supplies after all.

There is a pharmacy store near by..

It won't do, for sepsis we need hospital antibiotics.

And a lot of them too.

What a mess we find ourselves into.

-Any hospitals nearby ?
-Yeah one. A couple of hours from here.

Let's go.

Johny you stay here.If the fever rises
use towels and water and give her an aspirin.

-We might run into so of them on the way.
-I don't care i can't stay isnide any longer.

-And there's that creep Argiris bothering me
-But you don't mind his father bothering you..

-Where to?
-We need to get medical supplies for the girl.

-Any success on your scouting expedition?
-Yeah i'll tell you later about it.

-Can i borrow that for a while?
-Sure. Just don't lose it.

So 'till later.Let's go

Guys,guys,guys.....
Wait for meeeeee

This is what we need

Do you think they'll have SKYPE?

Just when i thought i'll never set foot in
a place like this again....

.. i think i'll call my sister in England
and ask what the situation is over there.

*DAYS OF APOCALYPSE IN GREECE*

-Hey Eleni it's Viki,your cousin
-How are you? We are all worried here.

-Everything went crazy here.Is it the same elsewhere?
-No it seems only Greece is affected so far.

*21 Hours 17 Min. until bombing*

-Vicky you need to get out of there
-Yeah we'll try-----

-I have no sevice...
-No sh*t sherlock

Why are they not sending in troops and
why are the evacuation ships leaving so soon?

What good are more troops gonna be? The only
ones left from our army are Olga and Cleanthis.

They had no idea what they where up
against back then, now however....

You heard that?

-Must be one of those f*ck.
-Let's just leave.

I'm gonna tell my dad you did that.

-Who are you and what are you doing here?
-You first.

-Answer the man.
-We're just playing.

-Yeah just playing...You know, WoW..
-You also? High five man !

How long have you been in there?

-It must be at least 3 days,right?
-How did you know that?

-So you have no idea?
-About what?

Guys.....
We're f*cked.

-So you mean like zombies? f*ck A !!!
-Shut up ! What about my mom and Gianna?

Look kid the sooner you get a grip on the
situation the better it's gonna be for you.

f*ck A dude !! f*ck A !!

Eat that zombie m*therf*cker.

Special delivery.

Allow me, miss.

Just like butter..

A little help here guys...

Meleti?

- I love you.
- I know.



Come on,open already...
We have news.

Who's the new guy?

You're too late.

Nikia i loved your daughter a lot

I still do.

I know. I can see it in your eyes.

And now?

Are we to do what must be done?

We're ready.Come.

It's time child, come.

Go ahead i'll follow.

What a twist of fate huh?

That's a heavy burden i must carry.

I don't know if i can face it
without you .

But i must.

And soon my love,
we'll see each other again.

The underworld awaits me.
It took me once already.

But it wasn't my time yet.

Soon my love,soon.

Drink it ,it will make you feel better.

I'll just leave it here
in case you change your mind

They're not gonna wait for us...

-I propose we take the van of Mr.Costas and go.
-I guarantee you, you won't regret it.

You have nothing to worry about when
in my van.It's 100% safe.

-Did you pimped it up too ?
-Yeah,but not as pimped up as you are my lovely.

-Give the girl some breathing space dad.
-Enough talk, let's go.

-Marina what do you think?
-Whatever i don't care.

-Vicky?
-Let's go i can't stay here an--Heey



If this piece of junk get's us anywhere past
the next block i'll stuff my a*s with TNT an fart

-Don't diss my dad's "Mazerati", Vakirtzi.
-Yeah,i get us a pimped up ride and you only whine.

It's a bunch of them up ahead.
Raming speed Mr.Costas.

-Are you f*ck kidding us ?What is this sh*t?
-Everybody out now .

Don't forget my cane.

-Is that your idea of a "pimped up ride"?
-I did what i could with what i had available.

-You're so full of sh*t dad.
-Everybody just shut up.

-So what now?

-Anybody up for a fight?
-Me!

You know.

What is that i know?

As soon as you're done can i have some eggs?

Oh,boy....

Hold it in,hold it in,hold it in

The eggs !!

My eggs?

What's going on here?

Mind the eggs you

Head's up Cook.

Stay away from me Cook

The eggs...

V [icky] + A [rgiris] = LFE

What's all this noise?

-What's all this noise?
-My son?

Argiri, not you my son.
Fight it don't give in to it.

-Move it old man
-Stay away from my boy.



-..and then the guy knocked me 5 meters away
-Just like a Jedai huh?

Interesting...

-Like what you said?
-Like a Jedai.

-Luke Skywalker,the force,Star wars,you know?
-Whatever,we should set up watches.

-Yeah but isn't Captain Fantastic downstairs now?
-Right....

NOOOOOOOOO

-What's that humming?
-Must be the guy's cell-phone.

Will you answer it already?

Argiri?

Come on let's go.

What the f*ck just happened?

What? You all act as if you saw a ghost.

-We all thought you were a gonner.
-What are you talking about?

-I just remembered.I forgot the door open.
-As long as you're ok as*h*le,the rest of us can go to hell.

-Where ou worried that i was dead too Vicky?
-We all were Argiri

And who are you supposed to be ? Trinity?

The problem is that
you are who you are...

-Friend of your's Cook?
-Nope, he just sits there and hums.

Put it there.

-You're hurting me.
-Shut up.

You are and you know.
I don't know why.

I simply transfer the knowledge.
It is you that knows.

I don't understand a single word.
Do you speak any Greek?

Did you understand that?

I waited for 2500 years
to finally find you.

I was there the last time.But back then
men had ba*ls,you on the other hand...

However the prophecy says you know.
And i'm it's bearer.

This is not the first time evil r..

You might as well talk to a wall,
i simply don't understand a word.

Don't excite yourself.
Just saying....

The earth split open and forth
came a deity of the underworld.

The world changed.
But few brave ones endured.

*There was once a time i decided to get married
and to settle down with a nice fat wife....*

*...but then i decided i like my freedom best
so i stood the fat b*tch up at the church....*

*..because a woman is a terrible thing
when you only have to have one.*

*Yes a woman is terrible thing when you
only get to have one and you must be naive*

*Yes indeed very naive since there are so
many wild cheries from which you can everyday pick*

*Instead of just one woman why not have 12
and just take your everyday pick*

*If you only pick one woman to please..*
-You f*ck c*ck.

*..you're going to be a fool.
Since there are a ton of them to pick..*

*..one for each day of the week.Blondes,brunnetes,
fat and thin,sluts and pruds, hookers and queens.

*Yes just one woman is a terrible thing and
if you allow your heart to love only one..*

*..then my friend you're just naive*

*Since there are a ton of them to pick
one for each day of the week.*

*Blondes,brunnetes,fat and thin,sluts and pruds,
hookers and queens,just take your everyday pick*

Fool.

Who's the bigger fool here Cleanthi?
Him or you for wasting all your b*ll*ts on him?

It's time i stopped you from polluting this
world further with your foul breath lard a*s.

If it ain't momma's boy.
Come on jarhead ,i'll cut your ba*ls off.

We have a dancer over here.
A proper ballarina.

So what?
You don't have the ba*ls for it.

Who's got it now huh?
You don't 'cause i got it right here.

My ba*ls !! You f*ck as*h*le !!
You hit them because you don't have any?

I'll stake your tongue on this knife.

You weren't expecting this,eh Cleanthi?

So all this time you actually enjoyed
getting your a*s kicked by me huh?

I thought i'd play a little.

You are the biggest as*h*le there is.

You think you're any better?

Give my kisses to your mooooom....

The prophecy spoke of a hero
capable of defeating evil on his own.

What in Hades is going on
in this f*cking city state;

But the circle of evil has returned...

and it's time is once more.

You know what must be done.



I'm gonna lie down a little if our
boy has any revelations wake me up.

Where were you Vakirtzi?
You missed the show.

-Where is Olga? Upstairs ?
-Yeah upstairs..

-Why doesn't she come down then?
-Because she's been k*lled.

What't the matter with him?

You remember the guy that threw you
across the room?

-Are you wounded?
-It's nothing.

-Let me look at it
-Lay off.

-It's nothing i tell you, it's ok.
-There's blood gushing how's that ok?

-Are there any bandages left?
-They're here in the kitchen

Don't move a muscle 'till i return.

Time to get moving..

*4 Hours 25 Min. until the bombing*
..that's if we want to get to the ships.

What the hell was that?

I heard this noise before and i also
saw a flash of light reaching up to the sky

-And you tell us now?
-Why did anyone ask me before?

That's what he meant...the light
that's the sign he spoke about

What do you mean?
Start making sense man

If we are to catch the ships we must go now

Argiri if you have something to say,say it;
otherwise we should do what the Cook says.

Can't you all see the signs?
Don't you understand?

You tell me that we should leave.
And go where? This isn't gonna stop here..

This thing has happened before in ancient Greece
and the hooded guy came from there to warn us

and tell us one thing : that we can save ourselves

but then we'll always look back and
wonder if we could've stopped it there

There is a reason for all of this.
You've seen what this thing can do..

And what about the light vakirtzis saw?
And i died twice so far but i'm still here.

So what's left now? Run?
We'll soon have no place left to run to.

Everybody we've known is dead.
What would Meletis do Marina?

What about Jenny?
Did she die for nothing?

I say no, this stops here and if
we're going to die at least we die fighting

Guys i can't watch you just give
up hope like this.

Just look at Vicky, despite of all
this mess she found me her one true love

Because she still hasn't lost hope and faith

What are you Vakirtzi say to Olga and
what are you Cook gonna say to Mike?

That when the moment came you chickened out?

Lt."Chickenshit" Vakirtzis...
That doesn't sound becoming of you.

I say we go towards the light...And if
nothing happens,ok,let's go for coffee to Piraeus

and some football at Karaiskakis field.
It's not that we have anything to lose.

This could very well be our last chance
to do any of these things ever again.

Well said man...

-What's wrong?
-Do you hear that?

-It's the first time Athens has been so silent.
-It's the silence before the storm.



Hey don't grope the girl

Follow me

What are you staring at?

Wowowowowow...

Start up that chainsaw already Mr.Costas

Do you have any idea about repairing engines?

Give me a hand over here

In your face c*cksucker!

Back off you c**ts!

Cool..
How do you like that?

What the f*ck is this sh*t ?!?!

There's something one doesn't see every day

The box...

Have you ever been f*cked by a Greek taxi driver?

My cane, my cane...

In your face you c**t

That's my boy

Meleti?

So long Vakirtzi, you turned
out to be an intrepid lad

Cut yourself shaving?

Ok, so maybe i lost the girl but
at least she stayed in the family

besides now we've got to help all
these sliced and injured people

I guess we lost the boat..

that have no idea what's going on



Two things are for granted:




Outside help always arrives a little too late,
or not at all.