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01x02 - A Clean Sweep/Created for Good Works

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Gerbert". Aired: May 1, 1988 – December 25, 1991.*
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A friendly, loveable puppet named Gerbert teaches children about making right choices and learn different lessons about life.

01x02 - A Clean Sweep/Created for Good Works

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with you you are my best friend I want

to share the things you do oh baby make

me

smile wow I just want to spend my day

with

you I just want to spend my day with

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you hello everybody and welcome once

again to your favorite game show the

guessing game and here's your host the

most curious man on

DTV guess what let's give a big warm

welcome for guess

what hi everybody hey thanks for

watching us today I'm guess what and

you're not well I'll introduce you to

our first contestant on The Guessing

Game he's not here so I'll introduce you

to our second contestant let's give a gy

guessing game welcome to silly simple

from

sville gerbert we're having company

tonight remember so I want you to clean

up your room before they arrive please

you have about 30

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minutes what Mom thank you for reming me

gerbert I'm setting the timer for 30

minutes half an hour is plenty of time

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I'm yet I'm I'm much too weake to clean

my

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room oh look at this messy room I'll

never get this clean in just 30

minutes oh what am I going to do

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stay tuned Herbert will be right back

after these

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messages I don't want to clean up my

room

Rory I hate being little and being

bossed around all the

time I wish I were a king and then I

wouldn't have have to be bossed around

ever

again

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yeah who else can be my subject yeah I

think maybe over here

I'm going to be king

gerbert and now I got my clothes Pinn so

I can put my Rob

one here y here y here ye behold all ye

subjects I am King

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gerbert hey urora you're supposed to bow

down I'm King gerbert I'm the

king well let's see I've got to find

that King scepter so to speak I know

I've got something in here for that no

that's not yet let's see

stalking let's see got the wig right

there um let's see what

else you want to clown around want to

see what else here my little duck um no

it

and nope that's not

it hot dog well let's see oh I found it

I think that's it there it is I just got

to grab it hey that's funny bunny ah yes

this is it the ruler the true way to

measure the size of your kingdom I knew

it was in there

yep ah now I am King gerbert and I hold

the ruler and whoever holds the ruler is

the ruler he makes the rules get it yeah

so anyway I rule that from now on no one

will ever be bossed around again what do

you

[Applause]

think real last real last real last real

last real last real last real last

[Music]

Pokey put offer put things off for days

I'll do it later was his favorite phrase

a true dilly d diddle doddler was he how

he loved to live life

leisurely he John oh I'm not ready to

get out of bed I'll get up

later later I said then straggle to

school let a snail crawl Pace once with

his pillow held fast to his face he

turned in his library books overdue

recheck them to read since he'd put that

off too he'd lazily linger until he was

t*rd he'd show up late to his own

birthday party he'd play when it was

time for chores scattering things all

over the floor piddling till it was far

too late to get his room back clean and

straight hurry up Pokey his friends

would State why do you always make us

wait we have things we'd rather do than

sit around and wait on you my pitifully

proud put offing pal Pokey thought

putting things off was oky

doie Pennywise and pound foolish he'd

often say I'll do it later but not

today but one day as Pokey was Pok

looking along he

pondered perhaps putting things off is

wrong putting things off always seems to

bring

trouble I'll put on promptness on the

double now Pokey no longer lags lazily

behind nor puts things off till he's out

of time here's what Pokey taught me to

say don't put off till tomorrow what you

can do

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[Laughter]

today oh no it's a

soile don't worry a fair Maiden Rory

jungle gerbert that's me is here to save

you from the Ferocious

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soile hey he marry me my little moon pie

let my ears hear your sweet voice say

yes yes a thousand times

yes hey how's that for

man hey you will great I got to send out

the wedding invitations out about air

mail I feel like a mailman

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I'm

glad

is I want to see they

like I down on

you the rain in the sow doesn't

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keep see you

later I'm glad the is my trustworthy to

be

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now here's what a mail man

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does I love her

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I

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see count on me my count on you I

there

down

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down I like my mail

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man after gerbert cleans the room you

can come back to play

well I'll never get this room all

cleaned up not in a million years oh I

hate cleaning my room I hate it I hate

it I don't know why I have to keep it

clean it's my room oh look at this

mess oh I can't CLI clean the timer the

timer went off I'm sorry Mommy I didn't

mean to disobey you I'll clean it right

up I'll clean it right up I promise I'll

clean up my toy chest I'll clean up what

well I think your uh doorbell is working

fine now sorry about the inconvenience

if you have any more trouble with this

just give us a call all right I sure

will thanks again for coming on such

short notice oh you're very wellcome

have a good evening thanks again

goodbye Save By The Bell

what I've got to get this room cleaned

up but how

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let not

again again you

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ah there finally got all these pieces of

paper picked up and put on the desk

that's a start let's see oh I'm feeling

a little bit hot I think I'll turn on

the fan and cool off a little bit while

I finish my work there we go and there

it a there we go yep there we go hey oh

man this really blows my stack please

stop stop blowing things around my room

hert oh I'm in big trouble look at your

room look in the world is going on in

here I ask you to clean it up not mess

it up gerbert you have 10 minutes left

to clean all this up 10 minutes

gerbert 10 minutes oh I'll never get it

all cleaned up in just 10

minutes I might as well not even

[Music]

stay tuned gerbert will be right back

after these

[Music]

messages I can't believe this Miss get

in there get in there stop this under

here and he's stuffing things under his

bed he's stuffing things in his car

trunk ooh what a move I can't believe it

sports fans he's covering everything up

with a

blanket I can't talk right now St I'm in

a real

hurry looks more like a real mess to me

gerbert did a tornado land here no ST a

tornado didn't land here it's just a

little messy that's all a little messy

not even Superman could clean this place

up well I'm going to clean it up and

I'll clean it up in just 10 minutes too

this I've got to see well you can just

watch me

then wow gerbert you must have a neat

mom I mean my mom would be all over me

if I hid I mean stuffed my things where

they didn't

belong oh I'm going to be in big trouble

still I'm supposed to clean up my room

and I've only got 10 minutes left

[Music]

you've only got s minutes

[Music]

gerbert so what am I going to do well

let's see gerbert how much cash you got

oh 11 cents why 11 cents won't get you

too far gerbert I was going to suggest

that you buy a one-way ticket to

Antarctica you'd be safe there oh St I

don't want to run away I like it here

what else can I do

Stow you don't want to clean up your

room do you well that's the problem but

still nobody wants to clean up his

room it's hard work and I'd rather play

it doesn't have to be hard work berbert

well how can it how can it not be hard

by making it fun we all have to do

things sometimes that we don't want to

like sometimes I don't want to get up

early and roll the newspapers and then

deliver them but I have to whether I

want to or not well so what do you do

still I try to make things fun you know

have a good attitude about it and

sometimes I even pretend things and that

can make a hard job seem almost

fun

thing well gerbert I as much as I like

to give you a hard time I've got to go

and you got to get the this room clean

yeah hey gerbert yeah how' you get your

shirt so dirty oh no ow got you gerbert

happy cleaning oh I always fall for that

one still got me

again oh look at this

mess oh I need help oh boy in hell hey

this is a job for Captain to

yeah Captain tow help make this

up hey I'm captain towel and I'm here to

clean but this is the messiest room I've

seen oh no matter got to get to

work W oh what Glee Oh what Joy I'm

really having fun picking up my toys I

can't believe it right

hey St is right it's sort of fun I to

pretend while getting your chores

done hey done play with toys belong in

this

chest so now I'm off to clean the

rest hey here's a song by kids your size

it's a song about being wise sing along

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The Bu his The Rock The Bu his house

upon the rock The Bu his upon the rock

the

r

down the r came down and the came up the

rain came down and the blood came up the

rain came down and the blood came

up hey how about

that

the

the the St and the r

came

down the rain came down and the blood

came up the rain came down and the blood

came up the r

came

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andash build house upon Theus Christ

build house upon the Jesus

Christ house the Lord Jesus Christ and

BL will come

down the down the up the down as the go

up the come down as the go up build your

house

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the the build

house The Rock

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the wise men's house stood strong and

firm and from that song here's what I

learned do what God wants you to do like

doing what mommy asked you to a Jordan

chly you will find it's fun and takes

you half the

time gerbert you did it I'm so pleased

you chose to obey me I know sometimes

that's a very hard choice to make thank

you but it sure feels good when I make

that choice Mom well now come on I've

got a special surprise for you in the

kitchen oh boy let's go

roar see you later

alligator don't go away I just want to

say thank you for being my friend and I

want to thank honestly I want to thank

Rory and I want to thank my friend and I

want to thank um I want to thank my frog

I want thank my GTV and I want to thank

my Checkers and I want to thank my

wooden floor and I think Benjamin

Franklin and George Washington and your

teacher and your mommy and your daddy I

want to thank you and I want to thank

all the people that watch it and watch

the show and I want to thank everybody

else all I

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World wow what a need

letter I just love it when people write

me letters you can Tello here's

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how 7354

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