04x05 - Episode 5

[bunniefuu]

So, what would you prefer?

A boy or a girl?

You know me, Seamie.

I'm easy.

IN DISTANCE: Get off me!
What's your problem?

What's their problem?

Argh!
SPLASH!

Call 999!

Oi!

MAN COUGHS, SPLUTTERS

Help!

I can't swim! Help!

SPLUTTERING, CHOKING

You all right?

Hello, Callum.

You should be very
proud of this fella.

All in a day's work.

So, did you happen to see
the person who pushed Cian in?

Only from a distance.

Young. Black Hoodie. Blue jeans.
AMBULANCE DOOR SHUTS

And white trainers.
SIREN WAILS

Has anybody phoned Arthur?

Who's Arthur?

Oh, Cian's husband.

Aye, they got married
a few months back.

His number's in my phone.

He was my probation officer.

What is going on?

Some lad got pushed in the water.

It was Cian Flannery.

You know, that had
the... same sex wedding.

What, Cian got pushed in the sea?

Well, is he all right?

They've taken him to hospital.

Do you know him?

No.

Well, obviously, you DO know him.

Right, will you just
get off my case, Chloe?

What...

What's up with him?

He just told me a lie.

What sort of lie?

He said he didn't know
that guy Cian.

But he did, didn't he, Lois?

I have to say, I...
I got that strong impression.

Right, you.

You've got a gender reveal party
to organise.

And I'll get there as soon as I can,
after work.

Don't worry, we won't start
until you arrive.

What's wrong with you?

Oh...
SHE CHUCKLES

I thought I saw Marlene.

You can't have done.

She's on the other
side of the world.

I know. Obviously,
my mind is playing tricks on me.

Must be the hormones.

Come on.

Right. See you later. Yep.

CLEARING THROAT

What's up?

DOOR SHUTS

How do you think
Ross has been recently?

His face is tripping him about going
back to school in Belfast.

Why?

Ross matches the description
of the guy who pushed

Cian Flannery into the harbour.

SHE CHUCKLES
That's crazy.

Why would he do something like that?

SIREN WAILS

So, how does all this
gender reveal stuff work, then?

Well, the clinic that did the test,

they send the results in an envelope
to the reveal company.

And then they fill a balloon with
blue confetti for a boy,

or pink for a girl.

Anyhow, none of us find out
whether it's a boy or a girl

until the balloon gets popped.

DOOR OPENS

Arthur.

Where is he? Where's Cian?

Is he going to be OK?

Yeah. The doctor's with him now.

But the paramedics didn't think
he swallowed too much water.

Well, I need to see him.
Yeah, of course you do.

As soon as the doctor's
finished with him.

Arthur, erm, can you think of anyone
who has a problem with Cian?

Who would have a reason to do this?

No. Nobody.

Cian's a sweetheart.

We got a description of the guy
that pushed him in.

Erm, Black hoodie.
Blue jeans. White trainers.

Ring any bells?

No.

Sorry. Sure, that could be anybody.

Sorry, I just...
I just need a minute.

THEY CHUCKLE

THEY EXHALE

Canapes? Check.

Paper cups. Check.

Prosecco.

Clint's sorting that.

Check. I put a case in the chiller.

Great!

SHE SCREAMS
What's wrong?!

Oh, I knew it wasn't the hormones!

Hi-de, folks.

Oh, Marlene Pettigrew,

look at the tan on you!

Nicole Devine-Dunwoody,
look at the bump on you!

Well, why didn't you tell us
you were coming?

What and spoil the surprise?
Not at all!

THEY CHUCKLE

This is from a CCTV
camera near the pier.

Could that be Ross?

It could be anybody.

You'd think I'd recognise my own
flesh and blood.

Well, let's see what
he's got to say for himself.

LINE RINGS

So, Australia was amazing?

Ah, we did
Melbourne, Sydney, Uluru, Cairns.

Yeah, trip of a lifetime, Nicole.

Well, you couldn't have showed
up at a better time.

Hmm? Why?

We are having a gender reveal
ceremony this evening.

A ceremony?

Well, more of a gathering, really.

By the sea.

I want this little one to feel
totally at one with the elements.

Of course you do.

THEY CHUCKLE

And it's only right that
you should be there.

As godmother.

Godmother? What, me?

Of course!

Well, now that you're back,

I expect you to be fully
involved in this wee baby's life.

Erm...

Well, Nicole, love, I'm...

I'm really sorry, but I think you've
got the wrong end of the stick.

How so?

I'm only in town
for like a couple of days.

Just to sort out the sale of
Barry's house,

and then I'm out of here.

For good.

There's no sign of Arthur anywhere.

HE SIGHS
He's done a runner.

Right, I'll call it in.

Let the Inspector know.

Is this you?

No.

OK. It was taken at 9.17.

Can you tell us where you were then?

I was doing some revision
in the Port View Cafe.

Good.

We can check that.

This... This is nuts.

There's no way
I pushed Cian in the harbour.

Well, how do you know this Cian?

We got to talking on the beach.

Him and Arthur.

How? How what?

Oh, don't be obtuse, Ross.

How did you get talking?

They could see that I was upset.

They asked if I was OK.

Why were you upset?

HE CLEARS THROAT

Because I'm being bullied at school.

What... What...

What, what do you mean, bullied?

What do you think?

Online, offline, verbal, physical.

You name it,
they've been doing it to me.

Oh, love, why didn't you tell me?

I'm telling you now.

How long has this been going on?

I don't know. Erm...

A few months. Maybe more.

Around the time you split
up with Jenny?

Yeah, I suppose.

You never did tell us
why you two split up.

Erm, we just grew apart.

So, what's the bullying about?

Stop interrogating the lad.

PHONE RINGS

No, look, he's right.

Erm, I need to tell you.

I-I should have told you sooner.

I'm seeing someone else.

OK.

His name's Andrew.

So you're being bullied
because you're g*y?

Are you g*y?

Oh, I don't know.

I... I think so.

PHONE RINGS

SHE SIGHS

I'm going to have to get this.

Hello, Callum.

He did what?

OK. I'll source his vehicle reg.

Yeah. Get it circulated.

Right, OK.

Listen, I'm going to have to go.

SHE HESITATES

I want to hear all about this
Andrew later on.

CHUCKLES: Mum!

And then we're going to
sort out that school.

Yeah.

DOOR SHUTS

Look, this Cian and his husband...

..they're a fair bit older than you,
right?

Yeah, no, they've been nothing
but kind to me.

When I needed someone to talk to,
they were there.

OK.

You need a lift back to your gran's?

No, I'd rather walk.

Well, at least take
a hug from your stepdad.

ROSS SCOFFS
If I have to.

CHUCKLES: Come on.

So, Cian and Arthur had
their big g*y wedding, then?

That should have been you.

Are... Are you g*y?

Brandi!

No, it's OK, it's not a secret.

Yes. Yes, I am.

Good for you.

Love is love.

NICOLE SIGHS

Brandi's seeing young Ryan.

Still?

Yep. Between you and me,
no-one is more surprised than I am.

THEY CHUCKLE

Apparently, he's got hidden depths.

Ahh.

SHE LAUGHS

Boss, I got the crisps you wanted.

They're bagel bites, Seamie.
Not crisps.

Have you met Callum's dad?
He works here now.

No. No, I haven't.

How are you doing?
Marlene Pettigrew.

So, you're the famous
Sergeant Pettigrew.

THEY CHUCKLE

Our Callum's your number one fan.

He can't wait to see you
back in uniform.

Well, here,
he might be waiting a while.

Bagel bites in the kitchen,
please, Seamie.

And tell me, is...

Is Callum invited
to your gender reveal ceremony?

Of course he is.

We're one big, happy,
blended family.

So how does Clint feel
about bringing up Callum's child?

Well, he's got used to the idea.

We all have.

It'll be fine.

It's going to be fine.

SOFTLY: Yeah.

Is that true?

Course not. Yeah.

Clint's heartbroken
it's not his child.

How do you feel about Ross being
g*y or bisexual or whatever?

SHE CHUCKLES

Let's be honest,

it's not a total surprise.

All I'm worried about...

What?

..is what my mother's going to say.
HE CHUCKLES

WHIRRING, DOOR OPENS

DOOR CREAKS SHUT

So, Arthur Patterson did a runner.

Yeah. Erm, I'm really sorry.

He seemed so worried about Cian
when he turned up at the hospital.

Don't beat yourself up.

You had no reason
to suspect him of anything.

He's a probation officer,
for goodness' sake.

Do you think it's possible that
Arthur pushed Cian into the harbour?

I suppose it's not impossible.

Arthur's car was picked up on ANPR

turning into Cliff Road
about 20 minutes ago.

Where does Cliff Road lead to?

Erm, nowhere, really.

It's all farmland up there
by the sea.

Let's go check it out. Yeah, OK.

WHIRRING, DOOR OPENS

Are you going to be all right?

Me? Oh, I'll be fine.

I'm going to ring that school.

Give them a piece of my mind.
HE CHUCKLES

The people over there have never
heard of Arthur Patterson.

I knocked at this place,
but no answer.

So, then, what the hell is
his car doing up here?

FAINT MOOING

It's madness.

Marlene loves this town and
she loves being a police officer.

Maybe so, but Marlene is a grown-up.

It's her choice.

But it's the grief talking.

Do you know what she's doing
right this moment? No.

She's sitting in The Commodore,
making bunting.

Do you know why? No. Why?

Because she can't face going to
Barry's house.

We can't let her do something that
she's going to regret.

SHE CLICKS TONGUE

So, what are we going
to do about it?

What do yous two want for your tea?

Dad phoned. He and Eve
are taking us all to The Commodore.

That den of iniquity.

What, are you not coming, then?

If that's where your parents
insist upon going,

I suppose I'll just have
to lump it.

Son?

Yes?

Chloe here thinks
that you do know

that Cian that got pushed
in the water.

HE HESITATES

Yeah, a... A bit, I know him a bit.

How come?

Well, erm...

We got to talking on the beach.

I think he asked me for the time
or something.

SHE GASPS

Hey-h*.

I went through the electoral roll.

That farm where I got no answer,
it belongs to Dymphna McReady.

I recognised the name
so I ran a full check.

Marlene arrested
Dymphna for criminal damage.

She spent six months in prison.

Any connection to Arthur?

He was her probation officer.

And you say Marlene arrested her?

Yeah. Dymphna fell out with
one of the neighbours.

She smashed up his tractor,
went on a bit of rampage.

Ended up causing
thousands of pounds of damage.

Sort out a search warrant
for Dymphna's address.

Where are you going?

Erm, to see Marlene.

She's back?

Flying visit, apparently.

Although Nicole Devine-Dunwoody is
determined to change her mind.

WHIRRING, DOOR OPENS

DOOR SHUTS

I'm telling you, Marlene,
it was a fantastic day.

Cian and Arthur's wedding?

HE SCOFFS

Clint here was one of the ushers.

You were? How come?

Arthur was my probation officer.

Couldn't meet a nicer fella.

Honestly,
he went out of his way for me.

The two grooms had
the reception in here.

You missed out, Marlene.

The craic was mighty.
SHE CHUCKLES

Want to see Clint here
doing Padam Padam.

SHE CHUCKLES

Well, I'm glad to hear that
Port Devine was so embracing.

Hmm.
DOOR OPENS

Marlene? Mm-hm?

Eve wants a wee word.

Can we talk?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sure.

DOG BARKS

You need to tell her.

Before she hears it
from someone else.

You know what a big mouth
my dad has.

She's going to hate me.

Her only grandson?

She couldn't hate you if she tried.

Yeah. Hmm?

Yeah, you're right.

HE SIGHS

Granny.

Yes, son.

Erm...

Look, I wasn't entirely honest
with you earlier on.

OK. What about?

About how I got talking to Cian.

Well, him and his husband Arthur
were on the beach

and they could see I was upset.

You were upset? Why?

I've been getting a hard
time at school.

About the fact I'm seeing someone.

Why would they give you
grief about that?

Because it's a boy.

I see.

Do...

Do your parents know that
you're having a hard time?

Yeah, I told them today.

Well, there's one thing
I know about your mother,

she won't rest until the
school's done something about it.

Granny, I just told you
I'm seeing a boy.

I know you did, son.

But if I don't get these
clothes in the dryer,

no way they'll be
ready by this evening.

SHE CHUCKLES

Yeah, I remember
Dymphna McReady, all right.

She got sent down
for criminal damage.

Well, Arthur Patterson is
Dymphna's probation officer.

Luke and Callum found his car
parked near her place.

But there's no sign of Arthur.

OK.

Well, I'd say
that's a cause for concern.

Dymphna was obsessed with one of the
neighbours and he wasn't interested.

So she smashed up
his brand-new tractor

and got sent
down for criminal damage.

Which I always thought was wrong

because, in my opinion,

Dymphna's got undiagnosed
mental health issues.

We're heading up to her place
now with a warrant.

I don't suppose
you'd consider coming along?

Hold on, is this Nicole's doing?

You know, "Get Marlene on the job.

"Show her what she's been missing."

No! You can always go back to

whatever it was
you were doing up there.

What was it... Erm, making bunting?

SHE GIGGLES
Right, OK.

I'll tag along. But only
because I'm worried about Dymphna.

Thanks.

WHIRRING, DOOR OPENS
Cian.

I am glad you're feeling better.
DOOR SHUTS

How come you haven't found
Arthur yet?

Well, technically,
he's not been missing long.

But we're doing everything we can.

Trust me.

We've actually got a couple
of officers out looking for him now.

So, what can you tell me about

Arthur's relationship
with Dymphna McReady?

She's one of his clients.

Or she was.

Is that all?

HE SNIFFLES

TEARFULLY: I think they're having
some sort of affair.

Good to see you, Marlene. I hope
this means you're back, Sarge.

It's what you might call
a guest appearance.

Tell me you're not being serious.

Inspector, how's Callum doing
as acting sergeant?

Oh, great.

Well, there you are, then.

I'm already surplus to requirements.

PHONE CHIMES

A text from Ryan.

Cian Flannery says his husband
has been seeing Dymphna McReady.

Well, well, well...

Hmm, if that's true...

You're not convinced?

In my experience,

these relationships tend
to take place in Dymphna's head.

I saw a photo.

HE SNIFFS
Dymphna and Arthur together.

And a text.

Dymphna talking about them
being in love.

Did you confront Arthur about this?

No.

I... I wanted to,
but I just couldn't.

So, I did something...

HE SIGHS

..really stupid.

I sent Dymphna a text
from Arthur's phone.

I pretended to be him.

Arranged to meet her
at the pier this morning.

I wanted to tell her to back off.

OK, so, what happened, then,
when yous met?

Dymphna lost it.

She claimed Arthur's leaving me.

I told her, there's no way
I'm letting that happen.

Then she pushed me off the pier.

Dymphna!

It's Marlene!
Come on, open the door!

Marlene.

Long time no see.

Sorry, I've, erm...

I've been away.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Good.

Glad to hear it.

Could I ask you
a couple of questions?

What about?

Your probation officer -
Arthur Patterson.

You wouldn't happen to know
where he is?

He's not my probation officer
any more.

I haven't seen him in ages.

OK.

Well, look, while I'm here,
why don't you stick the kettle on...

I'd love to, Marlene.

But it's not a good moment.

LOCK CLICKS

Yeah, so I'm pretty sure
she has Arthur in there.

Let's execute that warrant.

Police! Open up!

Police! Open up!

Oh, well.

We've tried asking nicely.

Hello, Callum.

Tell him to go away.

Are you OK, Arthur?

Yeah, I'm fine.

But Dymphna has a knife.

She says she's going to
hurt herself.

I will. I'm going to do it.

Luke. Get Marlene, now.

LUKE: Copy that.

Hey, Arthur. Marlene.

Dymphna.

What would your mummy
say about all this?

She wouldn't be happy.

No, she would not.

How long is it
since we buried your mummy?

Nearly four years.

Wow.

Did you hear my
Uncle Barry passed away?

I did.

I didn't come to the funeral.

I don't think he would have wanted
any criminals there.

SOFTLY: Hey.

Uncle Barry had a big heart.

Full of forgiveness and love.

Just like your mummy did.

I miss her.

I know.

I miss Barry, too.

SHE GULPS

I wish I could say it gets better,

after they've gone.

I've been so alone.

Your mum would have wanted us
to sort this out.

Yeah. She would.

So, why don't you put
the knife down?

Before someone gets hurt.

Yeah?

That's good, Dymphna.

Really good.

Now, why don't we go downstairs
and we can get that cuppa?

What do you say?

Mm. Yeah?

SOFTLY: Come on.

It's OK.

Come on, love.

SHE WHIMPERS

Are you all right?

You're OK. You're OK.

Right, we'll get you downstairs.

Are you sure you're OK, Arthur?

Honestly, I'm fine.

And Dymphna did not lay one
finger on me.

It was her I was worried about.

She said if I tried to leave,

she was going to do something
bad to herself.

How's Cian?

Yeah, he's fine.

Just worried about you.

Well, I'll make it up to him.
I promise.

My first grandchild.

Who'd have thought?

I wonder if they'll inherit
the McCarthy chin?

Or my talent for poetry.

I'm sorry to say,
as far as our Callum was concerned,

that certainly skipped a generation.

Well, whatever this baby is like,

it'll be inheriting nothing from me.

It's a hard road you're travelling,
make no mistake.

The fact that your wife's carrying
another man's child,

it must remind you that they...

HE WHISTLES
..done the deed.

Cheers, Seamie!

I had managed to put that to
the back of my mind,

but thanks a million
for bringing it up again!

APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS
HE SIGHS

Right, I've spoken to Callum.

He thinks he can be at the ceremony
in about an hour.

So, we need to get all this
stuff moved ASAP.

Do you want me
to take the gender reveal balloon?

No. I'll deal with that.

You can grab the bunting. OK.

Right, all the food is loaded up
in the van. Thank you.

Here, you drive it over,

I'll lock up here.

Now, don't be long, Mister.

DOOR OPENS

DOOR SHUTS

Tell me this, Arthur.

Why did you drive over
to Dymphna's place today?

I knew it must have been her who
pushed Cian into the water.

How?

Things she's been saying lately.

I should have taken her
more seriously.

So, you were angry with Dymphna?

No.

I was worried about her.

After she pushed your husband
into the water?

She's not a bad person.

I thought I could persuade her to
give herself up, come clean.

So she wouldn't be
in so much trouble.

But when you got there...

Dymphna was very vulnerable.

I thought if I left her,
she would do herself serious harm.

Cian told PC Power that he thinks

you and Dymphna are
having an affair.

Apparently,
he saw a photo of you two together.

An intimate photo.

Last week, Cian went to a gig,

in Belfast and stayed the night.

While he was away, Dymphna rang me.

She said she was feeling
really down.

Like an idiot,
I went over to her place.

Dymphna made me some food,

persuaded me to drink
a couple of glasses of wine.

I fell asleep on her sofa.

She must have laid down beside me,
taken a selfie. I...

You're an experienced
probation officer.

Did it not cross your mind
you were getting too close?

When Dymphna got parole
and I was assigned her case,

your sergeant, Marlene Pettigrew,
came to see me.

She has always been convinced that
Dymphna has mental health problems

and should never have received
a criminal conviction.

She's right.

After what happened today,

I'm pretty sure Dymphna will be
getting a diagnosis.

At last.

It's just a shame my husband
nearly died in the process.

KNOCKING AT DOOR

WHIRRING, DOOR OPENS

Sorry to interrupt.

But you said you wanted me
to let you know when Cian got here.

Yeah. Thanks, Ryan.

Erm, show him in.

Yep. This way.

CIAN SIGHS

Hello, you!

CIAN SNIFFLES

I am so sorry.

For everything.

You know -
there was nothing going on.

This was all
in Dymphna's imagination.

Ryan's explained that.

But one thing I don't understand.

Why didn't you just explain to
the officers it was Dymphna

who pushed you into the water?

I didn't want to get
Arthur in trouble.

I thought, if he really
was involved with her,

he'd lose his job.

TREAFULLY: I don't deserve you.

We'll give you some privacy.

Thanks for that.

Just let me know
when she's on her way down here.

Great.

They are sending a psychiatrist
to do a proper assessment.

About time.

Poor Dymphna.

So, now you've
dipped your toe back in...

MARLENE CHUCKLES

I mean, yes, I'm tempted.
Of course I am.

Then what's the problem?

Uncle Barry.

Did you hear? He left me his house.

I haven't set foot in there
since the day of the funeral.

Well, you don't have
to face that on your own.

OK.

Pull it a bit tighter!

Bit higher.

No, no, no. Lower. Lower.

Higher. Higher, higher, higher.

Where is Clint?

I...
PHONE RINGS

Maybe this is him now.

Claudia Preston?
What does she want?

SHE GASPS
No!

No!

SQUEALS: This can't be happening!
Brandi! Catch it!

SHE GASPS

Oh!

What am I supposed to do now?!

Well,
we can still have a bit of a hoolie.

I'm dying to try those bagel bites.

Are you on glue?

There's no way we can go ahead now.

Popping the balloon was
the whole point!

Do you want me to text people?
Tell them it's cancelled?

Well, I suppose so!

Crying shame, that's what it is.

A shame?!

It's a total disaster -
that's what it is!

Where is Clint?

PHONE RINGS

PHONE CLICKS, RINGING STOPS

Clint! What are you doing?
You'll be late.

I'm not going.

Don't be daft.

Aye, daft.

That's me, all right.

Agreeing to bring up
another man's child.

I thought we'd sorted all this out.

Yeah, well, you thought wrong.

You slept with my wife.

You were on a break.

In Nicole's mind.

Not in mine.

HE SIGHS

You won't be the first
person in Port Devine

to bring up someone's else's kid.

Are you cruising for a bruising?

Look, hear me out.

Look at Barry and Marlene and how
totally lost she is without him.

And he was only her stepdad.

What's this child going to
call us anyway? Huh?

Dad? Daddy? Uncle Clint?

We can always just let the kid work
that out for themselves.

What on earth?

Is that Nicole's
gender reveal balloon?

You should pop it.

No. Nicole would k*ll me.

Well, she seems to have mislaid it.

You should be the one.

After you.

All right!

Yeah.

I need a word.

Why does that fill me with dread?
DOOR SHUTS

I talked to Ross.

And he told you he was g*y.

It's great, isn't it?

That he can be so open with it.

Open? Is that what you call it?

Why, what would you call it? A sin?

No!

It's just...

It's not what I wanted for him.

Is that selfish?

Yes.

But understandable.

Come here, you silly woman.

SHE CHUCKLES

Well, what are you going to
do about this bullying?

I've talked to the school.

I can't say
they put my mind at rest.

Why does he have to go back there

when there's a perfectly good
school down the road here?

Well, you and Luke are practically
living with me already

and, well, you know I love it
when the kids are here.

Are you asking us to move in?

g*y grandson and everything?

I am. Yes.

Mm.

Here they are - the two
best looking women in Port Devine.

Cheers. No offence taken.

Well, me and Mum have
a question to ask you all.

SHE CLEARS THROAT

How would yous all like to come
and live at my place full-time?

Well, just until we find our own
place down here.

Well, I for one would love that.

Me too!

Ross?

You sure about this, Granny?

We can't have my number one grandson
going back to that terrible school.

Only grandson.

Yeah, I'd love that, too.

SHE CHUCKLES

So, you still don't know if you're
having a wee boy or a wee girl?

And that's not the only thing
I don't know.

I still have no idea where

Clint and Callum have got to.
DOOR OPENS

There she is, the baby mother!

Well, where have you been?

Erm, we got talking. Mm!

And drinking by the looks of things.

Just a couple of pints.

We have a question for you.

Mm-hm.

What would you prefer
this little one to be?

A wee boy or a wee girl?

Well, I mean, I don't really mind,

so long as it's happy and healthy.

So, you don't want to know?

Know what?

We found the balloon.

You did?

Yep. Floating in the air.

So, you two know the baby's gender?
And I don't!

Yeah,
but you just said you don't care.

Aye. I heard you.

No, no, no, I do care! What is it?

BOTH: One! Two! Three!

It's a boy!
SHE SQUEALS

THEY LAUGH, CHEER

Does this mean I'm going
to have a grandson?

Yep! Yes!

Here, I meant to ask you.

Have you heard any
more from Shelley?

Or whoever's pretending to
be Shelley?

Yeah. Messages from
withheld numbers.

Silent phone calls.

Stuff in the post.

I think you're right.

It's just a crank.

Shelley died the night
she went missing.

Who went missing?

Sorry, I just overheard.

Ah, it was a friend of ours,
when we were teenagers.

That's terrible.

Did they ever find them?

No.

Poor Shelley disappeared
without a trace.

That's awful.

Well, why are they targeting us?

Trying to make us feel guilty?

Yeah, I suppose so.

But you know what? We shouldn't.

Whatever happened to Shelley,
it had nothing to do with us.

Do you mind if I take my break now?

No, go ahead.

Knock yourself out, love.

Our Ross came out of the closet
this morning.

Wow, OK. How do you feel about that?

Good.

Just glad he can be honest with us.

Yeah.

Even my mother's coming
round to the idea.

Really? Well, good on him.

You know, when I think about all
those wasted years in the closet...

What's that?

I don't know.

Are you kidding me?

Ah, Marlene.

I'm sorry.

What's that on your hand?

How'd that get there?

I'll wash it off.

WATER RUNNING