02x05 - Rockin' Robbie

[bunniefuu]

Sports candy.

I love sports candy
and I love to move.

[drumming]

Sports candy and moving
together, now that's cool.

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town.

♪ A place where
you'll want to stay. ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan. ♪

♪ And Sportacus
saving the day. ♪

♪ Stephanie is new in town.

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends. ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy
and Trixie too. ♪

♪ They're going to have
a blast together. ♪

♪ Go. Go. Go. Get
up Lazy Town. ♪

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day. ♪

♪ Things are upside down
here in Lazy Town. ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away. ♪

Rockin Robbie.

[soft rock music]

♪ Rock music never
gets you down. ♪

♪ Sing to the beat and you're
the king of the town. ♪

♪ Makes you feel so fine.

What's that noise?

Someone must be in big trouble.

♪ Cause when you play
this all the time. ♪

Hurry.

Plug it back in before
anybody knows we can't play.

Is everyone okay?

I heard a terrible noise.

We're okay.

That was just our band.

We're learning how to play.

Yeah.

Really sorry.

Check this out.

One, two. Three, four.

[drumming]

[screaming]

Thanks Sportacus, wow.

No problem.

It's great that your
starting a band.

I love music.

Can you play the drums?

Can you?

I sure can give it a try.

Yeah, do that.

[cheering]

All right.

Okay.

[drumming]

Go Sportacus.

[drumming]

What?

Milford.

Do you recognize that beat?

Recognize it?

It's my favorite.

Wait for me.

Oh, Sportacus I
know that drum solo.

Isn't it?

"Rock and roll dude"
by Johnny B. Bad.

Oh Johnny B Bad.

He was my favorite
musician when I was young.

I've never even heard of him.

Me neither.

Johnny B. Bad was
the coolest musician

in the world.

We all dressed like him.

We all wore a hair like him.

You had hair?

[laughter]

I have a picture.

You look just
like Johnny B Bad.

We copied everything he did.

If Johnny B Bad wore purple
shoes, we wore purple shoes.

If Johnny B Bad ate
bananas, we ate bananas.

Oh, we all wanted
to be just like him.

Would you like to
hear his music?

[cheering]

Wonderful.

Come along, I've got his albums.

All of them.

Goodbye, kids.

Have fun.

[drumming]

This one's called
"Rock your socks off."

There we are.

[rock music]

Cool.

What are they doing?

Trying to get ants
out of their pants?

Milford, Milford.

This is my favorite
Johnny B Bad song.

Turn it up, turn it up.

Yes of course, Ms.Busybody.

It's even worse.

They're dancing.

I wish we could hear
Johnny B Bad sing in person.

[record scratch]

That's a wonderful idea.

Why don't we invite him
to sing here, in LazyTown.

Could we, could we?

Yeah, let's have him here.

Then we could all
copy Johnny B Bad and

do whatever he says.

Yes and then we
can give him a trophy

for being our favorite singer.

Yeah.

So Johnny B Bad is
coming to LazyTown

and everybody will
listen to him and

do what he says.

That's horrible.

[soft music]

No, wait.

Stop the music.

It's disguise time.

Haha.

Too blue.

Too new.

Too woo, woo, woo.

Hello there, handsome.

Ah, ha.

Perfect.

[rock music]

Wow.

[robbie laughs]

[piano sounds]

Let's rock and roll, baby.

C'mon uncle, call him.

Oh my, I'm such
a Nervous Nellie!

What does that mean?

Imagine me, talking
to Johnny B Bad!

Don't worry uncle,
just be yourself.

Phone him now! Phone
him now, Milford!

How do I look?

Milford!

Oh yes, of course,
let's see now...

Yes, call him!

555-Be-Bad, there we are.

[phone ringing]

It's ringing!

[grunting]

[phone ringing]

[grunting]

[laughing]

Here I come dude.

Hello baby!

Hello, is this
Mr. Johnny B Bad?

Yeah baby, that's me.

It's him!

[cheering]

And you want me to
come to play a concert?

And give me that
big gold trophy?

Yes!

Do you people
still think I'm cool?

Will they do whatever
I tell them to do?

Oh, Johnny, if you
said bark like a dog,

they'd bark like a dog.

Huh? Bark like a dog?

Then, do it.

Excuse me?

Bark like a dog.

Woof, woof!

[screaming]

Goodbye.

What did he say
Milford? What did he say?

He sang to me!

He said, "Waahahhahha"
right into my ear!

And what's even better? Johnny
B Bad is coming to Lazytown!

[cheering]

Guys, we've been
practicing our music,

so let's go rock and roll!

Come on!

One, two, three, four

[rock-n-roll music playing]
♪ You're ready to go

♪ It's the start of the show
♪ But you need a rockin' bass

♪ So hit the lights,
we're playing tonight ♪

♪ Guitars all over the place.

♪ Everything comes together

♪ When we jam

♪ When we play in the band

♪ It's all about the melody

♪ So come on get up and dance

♪ Sing with us in harmony

♪ And we go oh oh oh oh oh

♪ Oh oh oh!

[piano playing]

[guitar playing]

Disco!

[disco music]

♪ Chi chi

♪ Chi chi

♪ Melody

♪ Harmony

Mix it Trixie!

Yeah, c'mon!

Get ready to go

It's the start of the show

So hit the lights

We're playing tonight!

Hit it Stingy!

[recorder playing]

That's not rock-n-roll!

Sorry!

One, two, three, four

[rock-n-roll music playing]

♪ When we play in the band

♪ It's all about the melody

♪ So come on get up and dance

♪ Sing with us in harmony

♪ And we go oh oh oh oh oh oh

Come on everybody

♪ So come on get up and dance

♪ Sing with us in harmony

♪ We go oh oh oh oh oh

♪ oh oh oh!

[cheering]

Now, what did I do with
that Johnny B Bad wig?

Oh, Milford, how would I know?

Like, what's happening man?

You're him! You're
you! You're...

Spit it out, dude!

Johnny B Bad?

You're looking
at him, daddy-o!

It's him!

Oh my!
Are you okay?

Johnny, would you go outside
and say hello to the children

Children?

They'd love to meet you!

Wow!

He did that "Wow" move!

That move? Wow

Oh, Milford,up...

Are you okay Grandpa?

Yes, he's fine.

Okay, pull yourself
together. Stay cool. Let's go!

C'mon! Let's get out!
And meet some kids!

Great rehearsal guys!

Yeah, it went really well.

[drinking]

Attention! Attention everyone!

Come meet Johnny B Bad!

[cheering]

Children, children, he's here!

Come in! Come in! Gather round.

Here he is everyone!
Johnny B Bad!

Hello everybody!
Nice to see you again.

Hey! Why don't we play the game:

Catch the rockstar! Yeah? Okay!

Stagedive!

[crash]

Oh my!

Is he alright? Are
you okay? Is he okay?

Of course he's okay! Yay! Oh
come on let's go Mr. B Bad!

Are those the
real purple shoes?

Johnny, can I
have your autograph?

Of course you can...

To Stingy...

Yeah, to Stingy,
from Robbie...

Huh? Robbie?

No! Yes! Don't worry about
it, it's rock-n-fraggle frog

Please give him some space,
children, he's got to get ready

for the big show!

I'm so tired! It's been
a long day everybody.

[laughter]
Now, that was easy,

I don't have to worry
about playing a concert

because there won't
be any concert!

[villainous music]

Now to put my rotten
plan in effect,

Get the trophy, and get
rid of Sporticus, forever!

Wow-a!

[tense music playing]

[knocking on door]

Come in!

Tada!

Who are you?

What happened to your
hair? It looks terrible!

It's me! I'm wearing
my Johnny B Bad wig.

Wow! It's you! You look
cool, man. You're so cool.

I just wanted to make sure
you have everything you need.

Everything I need? Well,
there are some things

that I'll need,
before I can sing.

White towels, with blue stripes

Go get it! What?

Twenty chocolate cookies!

What?

Rubber duckie?

And, that golden trophy...

Ah ah ah, after the show.
Will there be anything else?

Yeah, why don't we get rid
of Sporticus? Okay, bye bye.

[door knocking]

Now, what?

Did you say something about
getting rid of Sporticus?

All that jumping
and that flipping

gets on my nerves!

I don't know about that...

I can go sing somewhere else!

[door slams]

Oh, no, no, no,
please don't go.

I'll talk to Sporticus.
I'm sure he'll understand.

Now that's what
I'm talking about!

[energetic music playing]

I've got mail!

It must be my invitation
to the concert.

"Dear Sporticus, Please
don't come to the concert."

Please don't come to
the concert? What?

Table!

[energetic music playing]

Paper!

[happy music playing]

This is so exciting!

This is such a
beautiful theater!

I can't believe he's here!

You get to be
in the front row?

I'm the mayor's
niece remember?

Dear Mayor,

of course I'll stay
away from LazyTown.

[energetic music]

Maybe I should keep my
eye out, just to be sure.

[knocking]

Now what?

Mr. B.Badd, Sportacus agreed
to stay out of Lazytown.

It worked?

Yes it worked!

[clapping]

Great job!

Now remember the concert
starts in three minutes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[gasps] My wig!

[knocking]

Yes?

I'm sorry.

I noticed, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

[evil laughter]

Three minutes, there
won't be any concert.

[rubber duck squeaks]

Come on duckie,
let's fix our hair.

Come on, when's
the show starting?

Is this thing on?

Oh my, testing, one, two, three.

May I have your
attention please.

The show will be
starting in one minute.

[gasping] one minute.

Turn off, all
cellphones and pagers

Oh.

Pixel, please don't use
the megablast gigabiter.

Or communifaker 2000.

Oh yeah, yeah.

Or the sandmailer 4000.

Or anything else that may

disrupt the
performance, thank you.

[crowd cheering]
Johnny, Johnny!

There he is!

Live in Lazytown, Johnny B.Badd!

[audience cheering]

Yeah!

Johnny B.Badd!

Hey, he's taking the trophy!

Yeah, hey!

Just, I was just
polishing it a little bit.

Milford, you're missing him!

I must get to Ms. Busybody.

[clears throat]

Here I am Ms. Busybody.

Hi up there.

Hello Mr. B.Badd.

Well hi, I'm Johnny.

Johnny B.Badd.

[audience cheers]

Aren't you going to sing?

Yeah sing!

You're supposed to sing!

Yeah sing!

Yeah come on!

You want me to
sing it out loud?

Of course.

What about one of my classics?

[audience cheers]

I'll be right back.

What's he doing?

What's going on?

Where'd he go?

Rock your socks off.

[rock and roll music]

[audience cheering]

♪ If you want to be a
rock and roll star ♪

♪ Be a cool dude
wherever you are ♪

♪ All you got to do
is do what I say ♪

♪ And go rolling

♪ Don't forget the rocking

♪ Rock and roll town

♪ You only have
to walk and talk ♪

♪ And ride it all
over the town ♪

♪ Yeah wow

♪ Swing to the side and
slide to the right ♪

♪ A quick step left,
you're doing alright ♪

♪ Take it up and down, you
got 'em spinning around ♪

♪ And go rolling

♪ Don't forget the rocking

♪ Rock and roll

[loud crash]

You think he's okay?

I don't know!

What's going on?

What's he doing?

That way [laughing].

He fell again?

On the trophy!

[screaming]

Johnny's in trouble.

[intense upbeat music]

Go!

[yelling]

Robbie Rotten!

Oh no!

Wow!

[crying]

At least we got
the trophy back.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Oh Sportacus, you
can admire people,

but you shouldn't copy them.

Yes mayor, you should
always be yourself.

I still wish we
could have a concert.

Well we can.

We've been practicing.

Kids are you ready?

Let's play!

Yeah!
Let's go play!

[guitar solo]

One, two, three, four!

[upbeat rock music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can't mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

Yeah alright!

Wow that was great, huh?

[cheering]

That was the dumbest
thing I've ever done!

Rock and roll!

Now that was the dumbest
thing I've ever done.

[upbeat music]