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02x17 - LazyTown Goes Digital

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

02x17 - LazyTown Goes Digital

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[upbeat music]

[yawn]

Ha ha

Toothbrush.

[laughs] no.

Toothbrush!

What?

Table.

Bed?

Control box.

Something's not working.

Did you get stuck
in my control box?

Door!

[upbeat music]

[wings fluttering]

[Lazy Town theme song]

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town

♪ A place where
you want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stigy
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go! Go! Go! Get
up Lazy Town! ♪

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in Lazy Town ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

Lazy Town goes digital

Are you ready, Stephanie huh?

I was born ready.

[grunting]

Yay!

Don't worry Ziggy,
you'll get it next time.

Hey there.

Hey Stephanie.

Hi.

Hey, look what I brought.

Check this out.

[gears whirling]

Whoa!

It's my Auto
Tennis Blaster 6000.

What does it do?

Oh, check it out.

[robotic beeping]

Yeah!

Whoa!

[mischievous music]

And now for the serve.

What are those kids doing?

[gasps]

Ah!

[laughter]

Those kids are too noisy.

[laughter]

Come on, let's play.

Yeah, let's play.

[door slams]

[gasp]

[sigh]

Miss Busybody,
is something wrong?

Wrong?

If only waiting an
hour for someone

to show up for lunch is wrong!

Oh, was that today?

Yes, it was today!

I sent you an email!

Oh, yes of course.

But, I don't have a computer.

Milford, how can you run
Lazy Town without a computer?

Well, I don't know.

I feel like I ordered one...

We need modern things
to be a modern town.

My papers!

Oh my!

My notes!

[crash]

Milford!

[gasp]

Milford!

Milford?

Someone's in trouble.

Kid's so noisy.

[birds singing]

The perfect place for
my perfect lazy nap,

away from those noisy kids.

Go!

[rattling]

[scream]

Snowboard!

Ugh.

Mayor, are you alright?

I think so.

I was looking for my note.

This one?

No, not that one.

Oh, Miss Busybody was
right, this never would

have happened if
I had a computer.

Computer?

Yes, that's what I need to
make Lazy Town a modern town.

Well, if you
need computer help

why don't you talk to Pixel?

Pixel!

What a smashing idea.

Oh Pixel!

Pixel, Pixel I need your help.

I need a computer and I need
to modernize the whole town.

That's a great idea.

We'll set up hotspots
all around Lazy Town.

I'll reconfigure my
motherboard to process

and enrich data flow.

What do you think we
need, about 50 Gigs?

You have no idea what
I'm saying, do you?

I have no clue.

Well, I can help
you with the computer,

but for the other
stuff we're going to

need to hire a technician.

Oh, a technician?

Yeah, a technician.

Technician!

Where do we get one of those?

Well, the main thing is to

get someone who knows
what they're doing.

Ah yes, of course.

You see what I mean?

Oh yes, but where can I
find a technician Pixel?

What's this?

If you need a technician
please call 5551118.

Oh my, I'm going
to call right now.

[chuckles]

Five, five, five...

One, one.

One, one.

One, eight.

One, eight.

[phone ringing]

Oh, it's ringing.

Okay.

Someone should
answer the phone here.

Pick up.

[phone ringing]

It's for me?

It's for me!

Ah!

It's still ringing.

Yeah.

[panting]

Is this the technician?

Bob Wire at your service.

This is the mayor of Lazy Town

and I need a
technician right away.

Don't go away,
I'll be right there.

Oh wonderful.

What did he say?

He's on his way.

Oh, great.

Well we can still start
setting up your computer.

Wonderful.

Now this goes here.

Shiny.

It's...

disguise time!

[laughs]

Ha ha!

I'll keep those kids
so busy, they won't

come out of their rooms
for days and Lazy Town

will be quiet forever!

Wonderful, Pixel.

Now I can send Ms.
Busybody a bee mail.

Uh, Mayor, that's email.

Email?

Yeah.

Now, let's see here.

[clears throat]

Dear Ms. Busybody, please
join me for toast and coffee.

Hmm, you're doing well.

Now what do I do?

Oh well, you want to just hit
this button here to send it.

I do what?

Just hit this
button here to send.

I do what now?

Hit this button,
[computer beeping]

Right there.
Oh, wonderful!

It's gettin' kind of late.

Where's that technician?

Oh yes, it is, perhaps I
should call someone else?

[dramatic music]
Don't be silly!

I am Bob Wired
and I can give you

an automatic pizza
delivery, traffic light,

digital music inside your
bedroom, and 3,000 video games!

3,000 video games?

Wow!

[door opens]
I would really like that.

I'm going home now!

Enjoy!

[door closes]
And for you,

I have an automatic
toast machine!

Toast?

Oh, I love toast!

And finally, is there
someone here in this town

that has an airship that
needs to be modernized?

Well I don't think
so, Sportacus' airship
is very modern.

It has a flying toothbrush,
a sports candy machine,

That's enough!

[laughs nervously] That's
enough of that, isn't he the guy

who is only serving,
you know, the...

[beeps]
[laughs]

saving people or something?

Oh yes, yes, all the time.

Why don't you give
him this box here,

so he can be much, much faster?

Wonderful.

Oh thank you very
much, Mr. Wired.

[clipboard hits floor]

Mayor, let's wire the town.

You mean the whole town?

Oh yeah.

[mischievous music]

[struggling]

[mischievous music]

[grunting]

[sighs]

Woo hoo!

[indistinct shouting]

Mr. Wired?

Mr. Wired?

Is it ready?

Is it ready?

Everything is ready!

The pizza machine,
the traffic light,

the auto tennis blaster,
and the whole town. [laughs]

Wonderful!

Oh, oh, children, children.

Oh, children...

[maniacal laughing]

My wax, my car.

Sportacus, you
play the machine.

All right, I'm in.

Children, children,
I have wonderful news.

What?

[dramatic music]

Oh, Ziggy. Ziggy, have
you ever wanted to sit

on your bed, call for a pizza,

and have one come flying
through the window?

[gasps] Have I ever?

Oh, it's like my favorite dream.

Well it's a dream no more.

There it is.

Oh, I got to get home!

[Stephanie giggles]

And Stephanie, how would you
like to have 3,000 channels

of digital dance music,
in your very own room?

That would be so cool.

Well, it's already there!

Really, wow!

Mayor, what's happening?

I'm modernizing
the town, Sportacus.

Really?
Yes, I even have something

that will help you save
people much, much faster.

Faster?

Yes, just put this
little doohickey here

in your airship and
see what happens.

It's modern, you know.

Ah, okay, I'll give it a try.

Ah yes, oh there's Stingy!

Stingy, Stingy!
Ooh, it's so shiny

I can see my reflection.

Hello Me! [laughs]

Oh, Stingy, you know that
traffic light you always wanted?

Yes?

Well, it's right over there.

[gasps]

With red and yellow and green?

Oh, I'm so happy!

Wonderful, well I'm going home

to have some modern
toast, woo hoo!

Did you hear that?

My own traffic light.

[dramatic music]

Ah, and now,
it's surprise time!

[mischievous music]

[door closes]

Now, let's start the show.

[maniacal laughing]
[dance music]

♪ This is what I know

Hey, ha!

♪ We're really on the go

[beeps]

[gasps]
♪ 'Cause in a modern town

♪ You go with the
the cyber flow ♪

♪ Come on automation

♪ Come on automation

♪ Techno generation

♪ Techno generation

[toaster pops]

[dance music]

Oh, incoming mail
from the Mayor!

[dance music]

Pizza!

Techno pizza!

[dance music]

♪ Come on automation

♪ Come on automation

♪ Techno generation

♪ Techno generation

♪ Come on automation

♪ Come on automation

♪ Techno generation

♪ Techno generation

[laughs]

[door opens]

Oh, hi!

Ooh!
[gasps]

Ah, Stephanie, how do you like
your digital dance channels?

Oh, I love them, Uncle,
they're really great!

Ah, yes, we're
totally modern now.

Uh-huh.
Why, this is

the best day in
Lazytown history!

Woo hoo!
Yeah!

[laughing]
[dramatic music]

This is going to be
one of the worst days

in the history of
Lazytown! [laughs]

[sighs]

How about some more pizza?

Ha!

[machine whirring]

This pizza is the greatest!

Huh?

That's funny, I didn't
ask for another pizza

and I got it anyway!

[laughs]

Another one?

And you, how about some
more video games? [laughs]

[gasps] Get 'em, oh!

Two video games?

And another one!

[gasps] This is
going to be hard!

Traffic light!

[dramatic music]

Green!

[mischievous music]

Red!
Oh, red light.

[Laughing]

And some more music!

[music rapidly
increasing in tempo]

[toaster popping]

[gasps]

[computer beeping]
[gasps] What's this, spam?

[grunting]

[machine fires]

Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza!

Uh, pizza machine?

Green light.

Oh, red light!

Red!
[tires screech]

[grunts]
[growls]

[grunting]

[panting]

[toast popping]

[gasps]

[high pitched, fast music]

Video, pizza, music!

[growls]

Something's not right!

[fast, high pitched music]
[yells]

[toast popping]

[gasps] That's not
supposed to happen!

Where's all this
spam coming from?

[grunting]

[machine fires]

[dramatic music]

Door!

[door opening and shutting]

What?

[computer beeps]

[beeping]

[doors shutting and beeping]

[Ziggy yells]

[chaotic music]

[grunts]

Someone's in trouble!

[beeping]

It's not working!

I'm stuck!

[alarm blaring]

[coughing]

I have to get out of here!

[dramatic music]

Stephanie, are you all right?

What's going on in there?

I don't know,
everything's going crazy!

[panting]

Why am I stuck?

[alarm ringing]

It must be the new control box.

[mumbles]

I knew it.

I have to get out now.

[grunting]

Whoa.

[suspenseful music]

[screaming]

Help, help!

[flipping]

Help, can't get out.

Mayor.

[Kicking door]

[door alarm ringing]
Mayor.

Sportacus,
Stephanie's in trouble.

Help!

[suspenseful music]

[door opening]

Oh hurry.

Thank you Sportacus.

You're welcome.
Thank goodness.

[Screaming]

Help!

Did you hear that.

Oh no.

That's Stingy's voice.

[light swinging]

[screaming]

Oh thank you Sportacus.

No problem.

What's that machine up there?

Stingy wait here, I'm
going to check this out.

And I better check
on Ms. Busybody.

And I'll check on Pixel. Bye.

I saw my whole life
flash before my eyes.

[machine sh**ting]

Pixel, are you in there?

I have to fix my satellite.

Oh no.

Sportacus, Pixel's house.

[jumping]

[door opening]

[gasping]

I have to access my
mother board outside.

[pizzas sh**ting]

[screaming]

Pixel come on.

Stephanie, am I
glad to see you.

I'm glad you're alright.

Whoa, we got
pizzas everywhere.

Sportacus.

We got to stop that machine.

Help!

Whoa.

Sportacus got to shut it down.

It's too powerful.

Go over to the control box

that's where it's
all coming from.

Yeah.

Help!

[flipping]

[pulling the door]

Which cable should I unplug?

Ask Bob Wired,
he's over there.

[screaming]

[gasping]

Robbie Ryan.

Pizza.

[gasping]

Help! Help, help. Help!

There's no time
guys, c'mon hurry up.

Help!

I'll look up which
cable to unplug.

What kind of machine is it?

What kind of machine is it?

Automatic 3000.

The automatic 3000.

OK.

OK, here it is.

Tell him to pull the red wire.

OK, pull the red wire.

I got it.

Wait, wait.

No wait.

[alarm ringing]

Oh no, they're
different models.

They're different models,
is it the B model,

or the C model?

I don't know.

Help!

Poor Ziggy.

Let's see, I see
it, it's the B model.

Don't pull the red wire,
pull the blue wire.

Are you absolutely sure?

Yeah. Are we sure?

Pretty sure.

Alright.

[buzzing]

Help! [sighs]

Help!

[flipping]

C'mon.

Help!

Help!

Ziggy.

Ziggy, where are you?

Help I'm under the pizza's.

I can see the light.

[grunting]

[sighs]

Oh my, oh my, is everyone OK.

Yeah I'm fine.

I like pizza, but
this is ridiculous.

Oh this is all my fault.

I wanted to turn Lazy
Town into a modern town.

Oh Milford.

And even if technology fails,

Sportacus is always
there to save the day.

Yeah.

With a lot of help
from all of you.

Yeah.
Thanks.

[chuckles]

Anyone up for a slice?

Slice, no. [laughing]

Guy's let's go.
Yeah c'mon.

[upbeat music]

♪ Bing, bang diggiriggidong,

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing. ♪

♪ Bing, bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything. ♪

♪ Get on up, it's
time to dance, yeah. ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet. ♪

♪ So we go up up do the jump.

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together. ♪

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about. ♪

[laughing]

[ding]

Ah hah, I'm going
to make a picture.

[pizza flying]
[splat]

[pizza sliding]

[grunting]

[upbeat music]