02x19 - The Lazy Genie

[bunniefuu]

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Orange!

No orange?

Aha!

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Go!

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[engine roars]

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[boomerang whooshes]

[engine revving]

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[laughing]

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Juicer!

Door!

[juice pours]

Now that's how you
squeeze and orange!

[laughs]

[upbeat theme music]

♪ Welcome to Lazy Town

♪ A place where
you'll want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sporticus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ And soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy,
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go, Go, Go, Get
'em Lazy Town ♪

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside-down
here in Lazy Town ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

[upbeat adventurous music]

The Lazy Genie

[curious music]

I'm going to
plant some melons.

Oh, hi! [laughs]

Hi Ziggy.

[intense sneaky music]

No sign of Stingy yet.

No, hmm he said he was going
to help us plant the vegetables.

Maybe he forgot.

Yeah, I'll go
look for him huh.

Great idea!

Okay, okay.

I'll be right back!

Bye!

[vibrant lighthearted music]

Stingy!

[whooshing]

Wishing, wishing, wishing.

[quick footsteps]

[quick stopping]

Out of my way Stingy!

I can't move, I'm
wishing for money.

[groans]

[gasps]

Does that work?

No! Don't answer.

Of course it doesn't work.

[laughs]

Huh, wha?

We'll see about that.

Wishing.

Stingy!

[quick stopping and crashing]

Whoa!

Sorry Robbie, I'm in a hurry!

We're planting a
vegetable garden!

Ahh! Vegetables! Yuck!

Oh, there you are Stingy!

[laughs] You said that you
were going to help us plant

the vegetable-
Shhh! Wishing.

But Stingy!

We've been digging
and planting and --

Quiet!

I'm wishing with all my might.

Wishing?

I wish all the
vegetables would disappear!

Hmmmm Ah!

[gasps]

[magic twinkles]

It worked!

[gasps]

I wished for a coin.

[gasps]

And here it is.

What did he just say?

A coin!

You wished for money
and it appeared?!

[gasps]

Wishes come true?!

Why didn't anybody
tell me that?!

Ah-haha.

[quick walking]

Let's go tell Stephanie!

Come on, bring the coin!

It's evidence!

Huh.

Stephanie, I found him!

You guys ready
to start planting?

Stephanie, guess what?!
What?

Stingy here, he wished
for some money and then

he found a coin in his pocket!

Yes.

Yeah, but Stingy always
has coins in his pocket.

Well, that's true.
Huh?

Yeah.
But, [gasps]

Look!
What?

Aha! Another coin, and this
one was not in my pocket.

Ha!
Ahhh.

Guys, you can't
just wish for things,

you have to work for them.

Well, let's just see.

I'll wish for my garden.

[whooshing]

Money, money, money, money!

What?!

[lid crashes]

Candy, candy, candy, candy!

What?!

[lid crashes]

Ice cream, soda, cake, anything!

[lid crashes]

I must be doing something wrong!

[whooshing]

My plants are growing!

[gasps] Mine are too!

Wishing, wishing, wishing.

Maybe you should
start digging, digging.

Huh? No, I feel
something coming.

[gasps]

Yeah, here it is!

Wait for it.
Huh, yeah.

Wait for it!

[burps]
[gasps]

[laughs]

Oh, excuse me.

[laughing]

I get it.

I have to feel louder.

[laughing]

Cake, ice cream, soda.

Ah.

There must be somebody that
can make my wishes come true.

A fairy, an elf, a genie

A genie.

Ha, ha, ha.

[malicious music]

[squeaking]

[ringing]

[Woman] - Acne Order Service.

Hello, I need a magic lamp
that has a genie inside.

What kind of genie?

What kind?

It doesn't have to be kind,

just send the best
one right away.

What?

[high pitch whistling]

[boing]

[sneaky music]

[laughing]

[gasping]

What?

[crashing box]

I said a magic
lamp, not a teapot.

Yes.

I could rub this dusty,
old teapot all day

and nothing would ever happen.

[whirling chimes]

It's fine.

[grunting]

Free, again.

Good morning.

[clearing throat]

I am the grand
genie of eternity,

the greatest genie
of the centuries.

Ha, ha, ha.

Hello I'm over here.

Ah, as I was saying.

[clearing throat]

I am the--

Yes, yes you are the
greatest genie of all time

blah blah blah whatever.

I'm hungry, got any cake?

Cake, I got lots of cake.

Oh.

How do I know that
you are a real genie?

Zipity bipity,
make him a big one.

[bouncy thud]

You are a genie.

I want to wish, I want
to wish, I want to wish.

How about that cake?

Cake?

Oh, oh yes.

Please, have a seat
in my orange chair.

[bouncy music]

La, la, la, la, la.

[fast clapping]

[squealing shoes]

Ah.

Oh.

No, no, wait, wait, wait.

What about my three wishes?

Three?

I was going to give you five.

Really, five?

[manically laughing]

Only joking.

You get one.

The grand genie of all
ages only grants one wish.

[bouncing springs]

But in all fairytales the
genie gives three wishes.

Don't believe
everything you read buddy.

Rig.

Oops.

What about two and a half?

One and one quarter.

Two and three eighths.

No.

No, no, no, no.
Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'll give you all
the cake you want

if you give me three wishes.

Okay, that's a deal.

Yes.

The grand genie of the people

will now perform
dazzling feats of magic.

[upbeat music]

♪ I'm the greatest genie

♪ In all eternity

♪ I can make your
nose grow big ♪

♪ Or turn into a tree

♪ Be all your wishes

♪ I make dreams come true

♪ I want a car, I want a cake

♪ And some gold and a
plate, I want to-- ♪

Shh.

♪ I only give you three
so come on follow me ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ I'm the greatest genie

♪ And I am here for you

♪ If you have big dreams

♪ I'll make them all come true

♪ Do you smell the flowers

No

♪ Can you feel the sun

I don't care.

♪ Just help me to
ruin all their fun ♪

♪ I am the great genie
of everlasting eternity ♪

Yes.

♪ Your dreams will come true

♪ I'm the greatest genie

♪ And I am here for you

♪ Forget all that

♪ Just do your thing

♪ So I can rule in LazyTown

♪ Rule in LazyTown

Don't.

It's horrible.

Okay, okay.

So, what's your first wish?

To get rid of all the fruits
and vegetables in LazyTown.

No problemo, stand back.

Wish, wish.

Stephanie look at this huh?

Oh that's great Ziggy.

Wishing.

Hey Stingy, we could help
you plant your garden too.

Hmm, hmm.

How am I supposed to wish when
your making so much noise?

Calm down Stingy.

I told you already,
wishes won't come true

unless you work hard
to help them come true.

Ah, I am working hard.

Zippity, whipity,

fruits and vegetables disappear.

I just wish all the fruits
and vegetables would disappear.

[gasping]

Did you see that, huh?

Stingy how'd you do that?

I don't know.

[chattering teeth]

You did it.

[laughing]

There all gone.

Mmm hmm.

Those disgusting vegetables.

[smoochy kisses]

Oh, where did he go?

I have two more wishes left.

Oh, what are we going
to do without vegetables?

Yeah Stingy.

What have I done?

I don't know how to
control my power.

La, la, la, la, la.

[clinking knock]

What's going on in there?

I'm singing in the bath.

A bath.

Put me down.

Take your time.

Go away.

No one takes a
bath for this long.

Okay, that's it.

You come with me.

You come out.

Ah.

Are you done?

How would you like to sit
in a teapot for 100 years

without taking a bath?

Would you mind?

Ah, to the left.

What am I doing?

Okay where are my wishes?

You were saying?

Ah, my wish is that
you'll get rid of

all the sports
equipment in LazyTown.

The amazing genie
of endless eternity

grants your wish.

What is sports equipment?

You know, bats, baseballs,
bicycles, pogo sticks,

football, basketball.

Is this some kind of dance?

Come on I'll show you.

[Ominous playful music]

[characters grunting]

Ah ha!

This is a basketball.
["Play Ball" theme plays]

And you're supposed to, uh,
throw it through that hoop.

["Play Ball" theme plays]

Yeah, like this.

I thought you said
through the hoop?

Just practicing!

Warming up. [grunts]

Okay, like this.

[playful music]

I mean, like this!

[laughs]

Like this!

[laughs]

Like this!

Never mind.

La la la, la la la,
la la la, la la la.

Oh. [sighs]

Stingy, running
away won't help.

Yeah, you have to bring all

the fruits and vegetables back!

Yeah!
Yes.

Stop playing!

You were supposed to
get rid of that stuff,

not play with it!

[bouncing noise]

Come on.

[playful ominous music]

[drum roll]

[whooshing noise]

I can't believe he did it!

[laughs]

I wish that you'd get rid
of all the sports equipment!

[sighs] Okay, are you sure?

I'm absolutely
sure, do it, do it.

Zibity-wipity, no
more sports equipment!

[bubbling whooshing sound]

Quit picking on me.

It's not like I wished for
all the sports equipment

to disappear.

[whooshing noise]

[group gasps]

What have you
done, it's all gone!

Oh no!

Someone's in trouble.

[whipping noise]

[intense music]

All the fruits and
vegetables are gone!

Ah ha!

All the sports
equipment is gone.

Ah ha!

And it's gone forever!

[laughs menacingly]

Forever?

Yes, forever!

Listen, you didn't say
anything about forever.

I said forever, I
always say forever.

Well you didn't this time.

What exactly do you mean?

I mean, if you
didn't wish for it,

I didn't do it.

So this stuff
isn't gone forever?

No.

And when is it coming back?

Technically, right about now.

Oh, I wish everything
would be just the way it was.

[gasps]

You did it!

[nervous giggle]

[group talks over one
another excitedly]

[aircraft engine]

Hi guys, what's the trouble?

Hi!
You wouldn't believe this.

First all the fruits and
vegetables disappeared.

What?

And then all the sports
equipment disappeared.

And then they reappeared!

Yeah, yeah.

But everything is fine now.

Are you sure?

Well, it all looks fine.

I better look around,
just to make sure.

Okay.

[whooshing noise]

Bye, guys!

Bye!

Whoa, I have to tell
Piggy about my new powers!

Yeah, yeah.

[grunts] Now listen to me,

this time, read my lips.

Ah ha.

For my third wish,

I want Sportacus out
of Lazy Town forever!

Who's Sportacus?

[whooshing noise]

[cries]

He's that guy!

The eternal genie
of the magical pot--

Yeah, yeah, yeah, just go!

Fine!

[springing noise]

Ah!

[upbeat music]

There he is now.

Sippity-wippity,
blue guy disappear!

Hold still, ugh!

[playful music]

Ha, ha, ha.

[sighs]

Don't you ever
stay in one place?

[sighs]

[snoring]

[wheezing]

Ah!

Mama, mommy!

Yes, did you get him?

Is he gone?

Tell me you got him,
did you get him?

I couldn't catch him.

What kind of a genie are you?

A tired genie.

You said you were the
best genie in the world.

You wished for weird things.

No vegetables, [eating noises]

no sports, boing, boing, boing,

no sporty blue bouncy
guy, ying, ying, ying,

flippity, flippity, flippity,

why can't you just wish for
money, like everyone else?

See this?

[sparkling noise]

[genie screams]

Ha, ha, if you make
one more mistake,

I will throw this away,

and you won't have
a home anymore.

Okay, okay, but how are we
going to catch that blue blur?

He's too fast!

Well, let me think.

Ah, I've got it.

[grunts dramatically]

Heavy, heavy, help!

[wheezing]

I'm ready.

Ready. [grunts]

Ah! [grunts]

This goes here.

And Sport-a-loon lands on the X,

I will...

I'll jump onto the seesaw.

Like this.

Then, the anvil will fly up,

and land on him, and then--

I zippity wippity him away!

Yes!

Because I am the
splendiferous genie!

Whatever, he's coming!

Ready!
Ah!

[intense music]

He's coming!

Zippity--

Here he comes!

Ah!

[intense music]

We're too late!

Disappear!

Technically that wasn't
supposed to happen.

My home!
Someone's in trouble.

[action music]

Got it, ha!

You saved my home!

Your home?

Ah, here you go.

Thank you.

Whoa.
It's a genie!

Yeah.

Duh, genius.

Are you a real genie?

I am the grand
genie of all ages,

the greatest genie
of the century!

So it was you who made
the sports equipment,

and vegetables disappear.

Yeah!

Sorry about that.

But, I made a big mistake.

I was trying to get rid of you.

Me?

But instead, I got
rid of that skinny dude

in the stripey suit, forever.

[gasps] For how long?

Forever!

But since you saved my home,

I'll grant you one special wish.

A wish, for me?

[bell dings]

I know, Stingy, I
give my wish to you.

[gasps] A wish for me.

Oh, I get a real wish.

What is your wish?

Oh, oh, I have to be
careful with this one.

Um, let's see, well, it's not
Lazy Town without vegetables,

and it's not Lazy Town
without sports equipment,

and it's not Lazy Town
without you, Sporticus.

Thank you, Stingy.

And it's not
Lazy town without--

[gasps] It's not Lazy Town
without the skinny dude

in the stripey suit!

I guess so.
Eh, true.

But he's a pain in the neck.

But he's our pain in the neck.

And I wish for him
to be returned.

Okay.

The villain with a
big chin reappear!

[springing noise]

Ugh, ugh, [mouth
shaking] I wish--

No more wishes for you.

[grunts]

But I have one wish for
myself, before I go home.

Really, what's that?

Let's dance!

[party music]
[group cheers]

♪ Bing Bang

♪ Dig-A-Brig-A-Dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing-Bang

♪ Dig-A-Brig-A-Dong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's time to dance

♪ Yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down, down, turn around,

♪ having fun is what
it's all about ♪

Yeah!

Oh, I wish I would just relax

and not move for a whole day.

Gah, I meant in my chair!

Ah!

[upbeat music]