02x20 - Once Upon a Time

[bunniefuu]

[tinkling music]

And they all lived happily
ever after. [chuckles]

[lively music]

Ah, maybe I'll read another one.

Hmm.

Ah, my favorite.

[tinkling music]

But it's such a beautiful day.

[chime rings]

[lively music]

Go!

[laughs]

[lively music]

[chuckles] I love
to read. [chuckles]

♪Welcome to LazyTown, the place
where you'll want to stay ♪

♪ You'll meet Robbie
with his rotten plan ♪

♪ And Sportacus saving the day

♪ Stephanie is new in town

♪ and soon she and
Ziggy are friends ♪

♪ With Pixel, Stingy,
and Trixie too ♪

♪ They're going to
have a blast together ♪

♪ Go, go, go, get up LazyTown

♪ It's the start of
a brand new day ♪

♪ Things are upside
down here in LazyTown ♪

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away ♪

Once upon a time.

[tinkling music]

Sneff haf nieff nyuh
hef wuf hooick nyu.

What kind of language
is this written in?

[chuckles] I knew that.

Once upon a time, there
were three little pigs.

[ducks quacking]

And when,
[children gasp]

The big bad wolf
huffed, and puffed,

and blew the house down!
[children exclaim]

Oh no!

How dramatic!

[Stingy laughs]

But the big bad wolf
didn't even say "please."

Ziggy, big bad wolves
don't say "please."

[laughs]

No, they just gobble you up!

[Ziggy exclaims]
[children laugh]

Oh brother.

Ziggy, it's okay.

[children laugh]

Trixie.

So, the little piggy
ran as fast as he could

to his brother's house,
which was made of sticks.

Uh? A house made of sticks?

Well that doesn't
sound very comfortable.

Shh, Stingy, it's a story.

Yeah.

Well, where would you
sleep in a stick house?

Shh, Stingy!

I'm not going to
sleep in a stick bed.

[Stephanie sighs]

Stingy!

Shh!

Oh, now, now, children.

Oh yes, this is my favorite bit.

The big bad wolf came
to the second house,

and he knocked on the door,
[children gasp]

as hard as he could.
[children gasp]

And the wolf huffed
and he puffed,

and the wolf [screams]

Bessie!

[Bessie screaming]
[children gasping]

Bessie!

Help!

Is this part of the story?

No!

Help! Somebody!

Help, help, help, help! Ooh!

Oh my goodness!
Now what? Ergh.

Help! [screams]

Oh my!

[hums] Ah hah.

Oh, oh, oh! Help! [screams]

Wow! She's really moving.

[Bessie screaming]

I need help!

[chest badge chirps]

Someone's in trouble.

[energetic music]

[jet flying]

[Bessie screaming]

I've got you, Bessie!

Oh no.

[Bessie screams]

Oh, oh, oh, safe.

Oh no, help!

That's a long way down.

Help!

Thanks, Mayor!

[energetic music]

I can't hold on much longer!

[Bessie screaming]

[spring bouncing]

Oh! Oh.

No! Ugh.

[upbeat music]

Bessie, are you alright?

Oh, oh yes!

Yes, thanks to a
very soft landing.

Oh, thanks to that
very fluffy pillow.

Thank you, Sportacus.

You're welcome.

Bessie, Bessie!

Is she okay?

Oh, nothing,
I'm fine! [laughs]

Miss Busybody, what happened?

Oh, well I don't know!

I was reading a story
to the children here.

Uh-huh!

And the next thing
I know I am on my back

riding a skateboard
through Lazytown.

Oh my!

Yeah that was pretty exciting!

Yeah!
Yeah!

Bessie was reading us
The Three Little Pigs.

Really?

That's one of my favorites.

We were reading a
different story every day.

That's true.

Reading is cool!

Yeah!

Uh, yes it is.

Mmm, yeah.

Do you like to
read, Sportacus?

I read all the time.

I mean moving is
great for your body,

but reading is
great for your mind.

Yeah!

This story's kind of scary,

but the bad guy always
loses, doesn't he, huh?

Uh-huh, what?

What?

You're right Ziggy.

The villain always loses.

I thought so.

The villain loses?

[dramatic music]

That can't be!

"And the Big Bad Wolf,

[trumpet]

Fell down the chimney!"

That's ridiculous!

I am a villain and I always win!

Almost always, at least once!

Nearly, it doesn't matter!

So, the villain
loses in every story?

Huh?

In every good story.

Well that's good!

Enjoy the story guys.

See you later, bye!

Bye!

It's not fair!

The hero gets all the applause.

[applause]

The hero has all the muscles.

Ouch!

Why can't the villain get

something tiny?

Like the victory!

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

Ouch.

Where are those kids?

The wolf fell
down the chimney!

And they all lived
happily ever after.

That was such a good story!

Yeah!

Bessie, can you tell us
another story, can you?

I will read you all
another story tomorrow, kids.

Bye for now!

Bye, Miss Busybody!

I especially enjoyed the part

where the little boy in the
bow tie got a pot of gold.

That didn't happen!

You hear your
story, I'll hear mine.

Oh, Stingy.

[disappointed music]

Hey!

Guys I've got a great idea!

Why don't we play like
we're in the story.

Yeah!

That's a great idea!

I want to be the three piggies!

Huh?

You can only be
one piggy, Stingy!

I'm a piggy, I'm a piggy!

Me too!

Well, who can I be then?

You can be the Big Bad Wolf.

But he's a loser, and
I'm not a loser, no way!

Well, somebody
has to be the wolf!

So, they need a
Big Bad Wolf, eh?

This is my chance, I'll
be the Big Bad Wolf,

and this time the
wolf is going to win!

[laughs]

It's disguise time!

[upbeat music]

[laughs]

Ta-da!

What?

Out of order?

Perfect.

[defeated music]

What?

Must I do everything myself?

[sneezes]

[dramatic music]

But what story should
we play out first?

There's so many!

Yeah!
Yeah, c'mon!

[upbeat music]

♪ I'll read you a story

♪ And then let's make believe

♪ Story story let's
all read a story ♪

♪ Millions of stories

♪ Places you've never seen

♪ A beautiful princess

♪ A beast in a cage

♪ Here's the adventure

♪ Just turn the page

♪ I'll read you a story

♪ And let's all make believe

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Any kind of story

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Story time is here

♪ Heroes and villains

♪ A frog becomes a prince

I'm a prince [laughs].

♪ Wizards and witches

♪ The magic never ends

♪ A world full of wonder

♪ A king or a clown

♪ A wolf will be puffing

♪ And blow the house down

♪ I'll read you a story

♪ Read you a story

♪ Story story let's
read a story ♪

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Any kind of story

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Story time is here

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Any kind of story

♪ Let's all read a story

♪ Story time is here

♪ Story time is here

[evil music]

[laughs] Here comes the wolf!

[children laughing]

Guys, I wish we could
visit The Three Little Pigs

and really go into a story!

You know what?

That's not a bad idea!

What do you mean?

Well, you'll see!

I'll be right back.

[Trixie] Where you going?

Pixel?

[mysterious music]

[sneezes]

Where are those piggies?

Where are they?

Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Look at this, what is it?

This is my Storymatic 3000!

I invented it to display all my

associated digital video files.

Huh?

I watch movies on it.

Oh yeah, right!

But if I attach my


I think we can go
into the story!

Really?

Wow!

Whoa, into the story?

Do it, do it, do it,
do it, please do it!

Okay!

Wait guys, do you think
this is a good idea?

Yeah!

Don't worry, it'll be great!

What?

Those kids are going
into the story book?

[gibberish]

But how?

All you have to do is
put the book in here,

turn it on.

Cool!

Then open it to the
Three Little Pigs.

That's my favorite story!

And then,

I'll scan you into the story.

Um, what if we
want to come out?

No problem.

Just press this
button right here

and you'll be scanned back out.

Oh, oh, you're talking
about this button?

Yeah!

Can I have it? [laughs]

I got the button!

This is so exciting.

Yeah, I can't believe

that we're going
to go into a story!

Yeah, I know!

Just remember,
whatever you do,

don't change the story!

I promise!

Not!

[evil laugh]

And, why?

If you do, you might
be stuck in it forever.

Forever?

That's a long time.

Yeah.

[gibberish]

Noisy kids, stuck, forever,

out of Lazytown?

The perfect fairytale!

[laughs]

Okay, get in close!

Alright, okay, ready?
Ready!

Ready, ready!

Here we go.

Got it!

I can't believe it!

They're inside the book!

Look at me, I'm a cartoon!

You look different, but
you're still just as loud!

[laughing]

He sure is loud.

We're in business!

This is so cool.

Yeah look at them go!

[piano tinkling]

You know, I can't believe
they're The Three Little Pigs!

Shhh!

[sneaky music]

Three little
piggies, here I come!

What was that?

I don't know!

Let's turn the
villain into a hero.

And this time the bad guy
is finally going to win!

So what should we do first?

And so the first little pig

built a house made out of straw.

Hey we even got a storyteller!

Me first, me first!

I want to build the first house!

Okay, I'll go get some
bricks for the brick house.

Yeah, and I'll find some
sticks for the stick house.

Sounds good, and I'll get the

straw for the straw house.

Think before you talk Stingy,
think before you talk!

Ah, there he is, and
now to destroy his house.

Ah little pig
little pig let me in

or I'll huff and I'll puff-
Hey Mr. Wolf,

you're supposed to wait until
I finished building my house.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry..

I'm just going to
wait over there

Yes.

Yeah, I'm waiting
here. [mumbles] [hums]

When the first little pig

had finished building
the straw house,

All dooone!

Finally!

The big bad wolf came up

and knocked on the door.

I'm coming.

Little pig little pig let me in

or I'll..

[clears throat] Not by the
hair on my chinny chin chin.

Oh, then I'll
huff and I'll puff

and I'll blow your house
down [wolf huffs and puffs].

Ahhh, a wolf.. with
really bad breath [screams].

Yes, this is the most
fun I've ever- bad breath?

[exhales] [sniffs]

Ah yeah, the stick
house is ready.

Ta daaah!

[screams] The wolf is
coming, the wolf is coming.

What do we do?

Stingy, remember
what Sportakus said

the wolf can't hurt
us, he's a villain

and the villain always loses.

Oh yeah, I forgot. [laughs].

[knocks] Little pig
little pig let me in!

Not by the hair

on my chinny chin chin. [laughs]

Then I'll huff and I'll puff

and I'll blow your house down.

[wolf huffs and puffs]

[screams]

I'm so bad.

All right the
story's going great!

Yeah, but this wolf sure
going to lose! [laughs]

I can't wait for the ending.
Yeah.

[screams]

Hey guys. How'd it go?

Great, but the
wolf is pretty scary!

Ah, he's not scary, come
on he's going to lose.

Right.

And the big bad wolf

went to the third house.

He's coming, lets get ready.

Yeah, let's get ready!

Now according to the
story this is the time

when the wolf becomes a loser.

But not this time.
[laughs evilly]

[engine starts]

Wait what's that noise?

What's happening?

Someone is changing the story.

Oh no!

There's no bulldozer
in this story.

Bulldozer!

Hey guys you better get
out of that house right away!

Yeah, the scanner,
press the button!

It's no use,
they can't hear us.

[dramatic music]

Three little pigs,
come out of your house,

because I'm going to knock
it over. [laughs evilly]

[panicking] No no we
got to get out of here!

Ziggy, get the
scanner, press the button

get us out of here!

Yes hurry!

Uh, I think I..uh lost it.

Oh no!

We need the button now!

[alarm beeps]

Someone's in trouble.

This is terrible.
Yeah.

There's nothing we can do.
No.

[dramatic music]

Sportacus!

What's wrong?

I scanned Stephanie, Ziggy
and Stingy into the story

and now they can't get out
No!

The wolf is
changing the story.

This is bad, scan
me into the story.

But then you'll be
stuck in the story too.

The villain can't win, I
mean there's always a way.

Come on, scan me in!

Okay.

[gasps] Go Sportacus, go!

Ha Ha!

This isn't supposed
to happen, I'm stuck!

Help!

Sportacus!

[dramatic music]

Oh no! He needs Sports Candy.

But there aren't
any apples around!

We're doomed!

Sportacus is in trouble!

The villain can't win.

There is always a way.

We need Sports Candy.

I'm on it!
Uh huh.

Hiyaaaaah!

Yeah!

Here you go!

Okay, I'll scan it!
Scan it!

Thanks guy, good work.

Ah it was nothing.

Sportacus, catch!

Thanks!

Sportacus, the scanner!

Stephanie catch!
Press the button.

Okay.

Hey guys, there's
not much time.

He's got to get out of there.

Stephanie, push it again!

Oh yeah!

Sportacus!

Are you alright?

Yep, thanks to you Sportacus.

No, thanks to you guys.

You gave me the Sports Candy.

But who is the wolf?

Robbie Rotten!

No! [barks]

[laughs] Did the villain win?

Let me check.

And the big bad wolf..

[gasps] fell down the chimney.

Yes!

No!

What!

And they all lived
happily ever after.

Yeah!

All live happily..[grumbles]

[upbeat music]

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing ♪

♪ Bing bang diggiriggidong

♪ Silly words that
can mean anything ♪

♪ Get on up it's
time to dance yeah ♪

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet ♪

♪ So we go up up - do the jump

♪ Move around and clap
your hands together ♪

♪ Down down - turn around

♪ Having fun is what
it's all about ♪

I just want to
relax. [screams loudly]

[grunts]

[howls]

[upbeat music]