03x06 - The Purple Panther: Part 1

[bunniefuu]

When will this rain stop?

About now. The sun is coming out.

Wow! You're right.

The rainbow is out. Come and see.

Door.
Door opening.

Wow.

Beautiful!

Sportacus, do you know what's
at the end of the rainbow?

Let's check it out.

Wow!

So what's the LazyTown rainbow
made of?

It's a Sports-Candy surprise.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ It's the start
of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just
a moment away. ♪

Wow! That's so cool.

Hi.
Hi, Ziggy. Come on in.

What are you doing?

See, Ziggy?
Thank you.

This is the book I was telling
you about. It's beautiful.

The book of museums
all around the world.

Museums! That's so cool.

What is a museum?

A museum is a place

where you keep old things
that are valuable,

like paintings and statues
and even dinosaur bones.

Dinosaurs! Oh, wow.

This is one of the most famous
museums in the world...

Wow.
..the Louvre.

It's in Paris, France.

The loo?
No, Ziggy, the Louvre.

OK. It's where they keep the
famous painting, the Mona Lisa.

Look.

What's so funny?
What's she smiling about?

Nobody knows. It's one of
the mysteries of art history.

Mystery, dinosaurs and...

Dinosaurs! This is so exciting.

I'm going to tell Stingy
all about this.

You tell the other kids.
OK.

This is so exciting!

Stephanie, wouldn't it be great

if we had our own museum
here in LazyTown?

Yeah.
Oh, yeah!

See you later.
Wow.

Time to count my coins.

One. Two.

Stingy! Stephanie was showing me
this great book about museums.

Guess how many pages it was?

Five.
[Laughs] It's way more than that.

Six.
Or seven.

Maybe, like, 12.


What?

I am trying to count all
of my precious, old, gold coins.

Please be quiet.

I would love for us to have
a museum here in LazyTown,

but we don't have anything old...
Two.

..except maybe for the clock.

I can see the clock.
It's almost four.

Four.
No, it's five.

Five.
No, it's probably two.

Two. Two?!

Yeah.
Oh, Ziggy!

It's nine o'clock.
Now I've got to start over again.

I'm going to tell the other kids
about these museums.

Go tell them.

One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight.

That's not nearly enough!

Poor Piggy. She's starving.

I have to find more coins.
Yes, more coins.

[Ding!]

Yes!

OK. I've got my snack
and I've got my TV.

Time to get comfy!

No, not comfy.

Nope, not comfy.

Come on.

Ah! comfy.

[Snores]

Coins! Are you here?
Is there a coin here?

Where are they?
Piggy is so hungry.

Museums have dinosaurs.

What's that sound?

Is that Ziggy,
still talking about museums

and filling them with old things
that have no value?

Statues.
Yeah, forgotten people.

Museums sound like a lot of fun.

Yeah, they do. It's a pity.

We don't have a museum
in LazyTown.

Hey, guys! Let's build our own
LazyTown museum.

That's a great idea.
Great idea, Pinky.

Our museum could be filled with
priceless objects.

Like my lollipop.

Ziggy, that is not priceless.

It is to me.

Stingy, different things are
valuable to different people.

My museum has to have
really valuable things,

like diamonds or gold,

not just some dusty dinosaur bones
or paintings of forgotten people.

Stingy!
We have lots of valuable things,

like the famous LazyTown Stone.

No. And the paintings
from the art gallery.

And my collection of lollipops.

Let's not forget the town clock.
That's old and valuable.

Town clock?
That's just silly.

Hey, Uncle Milford.

Hi, Mr Mayor.
Hello, children.

Guess what.
What?

We're making our own
LazyTown museum.

A museum? What a wonderful idea.
I know the perfect spot.

There's an empty place
in the theatre you can use.

Wow, that's great.

Let's start gathering LazyTown's
most valuable things.

Then we'll invite Sportacus
to the grand opening.

I'm so excited!

Let's meet at the theatre
at noon. OK.

That's such a great painting,
and it's mine.

Yeah, that's good.

Gather round, everyone.

Look at all these wonderful
treasures you've found.

I'd like to thank you for coming
up with this brilliant idea.

This museum is a wonderful
addition to the cultural life

here in LazyTown.

Now, I would like to present
my item for the museum.

Drum roll, please.

The dinosaurs are back!

This is the Sleeposaurus rex,
the laziest dinosaur ever.

It's even said to have slept
through the Ice Age,

probably why it became extinct.

Dusty, old skeleton.

That's not priceless
or even interesting.

I'm going to go find something
truly priceless

Excuse me.

Hello!

Ow! I've taken time
from my busy work in the garden

to give you this telephone.

What kind of telephone is that?

The most valuable telephone ever
in LazyTown.

It is my first telephone.
How does it work?

Firstly,
you put this next to your ear.

Then you choose a number.

You put your finger
into one of these holes.

Five...

Five.
Five.

Five. This is really complicated.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Five.

Five.
[Snores]

It must have taken forever.

Five.

This is kind of hard, huh?
Yeah.

And five.

You get the idea.

When will this museum of yours
be open?

At two o'clock exactly.

[Laughs]

A museum!

You're not even allowed to talk
at a museum.

Finally, I can take a nap.

Let's get these things
to the museum.

We need to hang this stuff up.

I'll see you all at the museum
at two o'clock.

Where's Stingy?

He was here just a moment ago.

It really does look priceless.
I want it. Mine!

Look!

Stingy!

Hello, clock. You will be mine.

Stingy, come down!

No. We need priceless things
for our museum,

not old bones and paintings.

Come down right now
before you fall off.

I'm not going to fall.

Stingy!

Help!

Someone's in trouble.

Oh, no - Stingy.

Stingy!

What?

I thought this was supposed to be
a quiet museum.

Oh, no!

Sportacus!

What were you doing up there?
That was really dangerous.

We're opening up a museum,

and I was looking for something
really priceless.

Really?

Your crystal!

That's really priceless.

Can I have it for the museum,
please?

I promise, I'll guard it
as if it were my own.

I don't know.

If someone is in trouble,
I really need my crystal.

No, no, no.

I guarantee nothing bad will
happen.

Nobody will get into trouble
while we have the crystal.

They'll be too busy
with the museum.

Sportacus - for the children.

Alright, Stingy. I trust you.

Here it is.
Take really good care of it. Wow.

It's perfect.

Thank you, Sportacus.
You're welcome.

Oh, we want to invite you
to the opening at two o'clock.

I'll be there.

Great.

I guess I'd better fix the clock.
Wrench!

What? I can't believe it.

Sportacook gave his crystal away
to Fancy Boy?

It's my chance
to snatch the crystal!

All fixed.

Nah.

Sportaflop will probably
be in my way.

How can I get rid of him?

Ah - I have a great idea.

Sugar.

A little more, to make him lazy.

A little shaking.

It's ready.

I'll give him a sugar apple.

Then he'll have sugar meltdown.

And then I'll snatch the crystal
from Fancy Boy.

My.
Look at all these lovely greens.

Hi, Bessie. Can I help?

Why, thank you, Sportacus.

Now I'll be able to get ready for
the grand opening.

Toodle-oo.

See you later.

Fresh Sports-Candy.

Carrot.

Squash.

It's almost two o'clock.

Sportacus will be here
in 15 minutes.

We have to hurry and finish.

And this one goes here.

All of our things are in place.
That looks great.

I can't wait to see all the art.

There's a wonderful
post-modern piece right in front.

Milford,
that is the fire extinguisher.

It has a certain je-ne-sais-what.

Everything is so lovely.

Welcome to our museum.

Very impressive.

This is so exciting.

Yes, tres excitant.

What a wonderful display
of LazyTown's proud history.

Milford! Look at me.
Don't I look wonderful?

You've never looked better.

The painter has truly captured
your busybodiness.

Thank you.

This is interesting -
a Sports-Candy parfait. Yum, yum.

Look over here.
What a dashing figure.

What haunting eyes. He's looking
at me from across the ages,

as if to say, oh my.

Oh, what's this? Stingy,
what's this thing you brought?

I don't know.
I found it at the Mayor's house.

It looks like an old CD player.

Mr Mayor, what is this?

Guys, come on.

Mayor,
can you tell us what this is?

This, children,
is a record player.

Record player? This is how
we used to listen to music

when I was your age.

Where do you put the CD?

[Laughs]
What?

Or the flash drive?

No, no, no, children.

No?
This machine plays vinyl records.

Ah, vinyl.
I don't know what that is.

Turn this little knobby thing
like so,

then place the needle...
Needle?!

..on the record, and voila.

This used to be
one of my favourite songs.

Take a listen.

[Wonky music]
I can't hear anything.

Oh, my. It seems to be broken.
Oh. Shame.

I was so looking forward to
hearing that song.

It always put me in the mood
to dance.

Which song was that?

It went -

♪ Sha-la-la-la
La-la-la

♪ The world goes round and round
Sha-la-la. ♪

Hey, I have an idea.
What?

There's lots of instruments.
Maybe we could play the song.

That's a good idea.

Count us in, Stingy.
With pleasure.

Four, three, two, one.

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ The world goes round and round

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ It goes around

♪ Just take a look around

♪ Something was lost
but now it's found

♪ And even though it may be old

♪ It has a story to be told

♪ Every day, in a different way

♪ We make history

♪ We make history

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ The world goes round and round

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ It goes around

♪ This phone from the past

♪ Was clearly built to last

♪ A dusty, old dinosaur bone

♪ Comes from an age
named after stone

♪ Now you see it's you and me

♪ We make history

♪ We make history

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ The world goes round and round

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ It goes around ♪

Break it down!
Move your arms.

Wiggle, wiggle.

Cross your hands.
Cross!

And turn. Again!

Move your arms.
BOTH: Wiggle, wiggle.

Cross your hands and turn.

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ The world goes round and round

♪ Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

♪ It goes around. ♪

Yeah!

Ah, an apple. Just what I need.

Yes! It worked.

He's down! Yes!
Now I can get the crystal.

Very nice.

Come see this.

Come on, Uncle.

Coming.

You have to see this painting.

Aren't they beautiful?

So realistic. Is that
one of those paint-by-numbers?

Uncle Milford!

So well ex*cuted.

[Laughs] It's disguise time.

[Clank! Bang!]

What was that noise?
Hm?

What's that?
That's unusual.

It must be cubist.
I haven't seen these before.

There's a note.
What does it say?

It says,
'This is a statue of the Mayor.

I would like to give it
to your museum.' Of me? Oh, my.

Who's it from? Somebody
with really bad handwriting.

I can hardly read it.
Hey, there's a button.

Wow!

COMPUTER: Sportacus, wake up.

Next time on LazyTown...

Did someone call for
an inspector?

Everything is fine.

Robbie hatches a master plan

to snatch the crystal
Stingy borrowed from Sportacus.

Will they stop Robbie
and save the day?

You must have stolen it.

He's getting away!

Find out next time on LazyTown.

I'm coming for you!