03x07 - The Purple Panther: Part 2

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NARRATOR: Previously on LazyTown.

Hey, guys, let's build
our own Lazy Town museum.

Museums sound like a lot of fun!

They found something boring to do?
[Laughs]

Can I have it for the museum...

Robbie plans to snatch
Sportacus's crystal

after Stingy borrows it
for the museum.

What's that?
Oh, what does it say?

'This a statue of the mayor. I would
like to give it to your museum.'

A statue of me?

Robbie disguises himself as a statue

after giving Sportacus
a sugar meltdown.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand-new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

Is that what I look like?

Well, Uncle Milford,
he's a bit heavier than you.

Of course. That statue's made
entirely out of bronze!

Yeah, bronze!
Yeah!

STINGY: Your attention, please!

The display room
for the priceless crystal,

which I brought to this museum,
is now open to the public.

Step a little closer,
come a little closer, yes, yes.

Oh! Oh, stop, stop, stop!

Whoa!
Please step back.

Back, back, back, back, back, back!
Back, back, back, back, back!

Back, back, back, back, back!

Pixel, the security system, please.

I'm on it.

[Gasps] Wow!
Oooh!

Oh, lasers.

Milford, it's nearly two o'clock and
Sportacus will be here any minute,

and we have to be at the front of
the theatre to welcome
our extinguished guest!

'Extinguished'? Was he on fire?
[Laughter]

Oh, silly, silly Milford.
Follow me!

Oh, coming.
OK, guys.

Let's get everything ready
for the opening ceremony.

I'm staying here.

I won't under any circumstances

let the priceless crystal
out of my sight.

OK, Stingy. Come on, guys.

Let's finish getting the gallery
ready before Sportacus arrives.

[All cheer]

Come on, guys!
Coming!

Those are really cool lasers, Pixel.
This is gonna be awesome!

Oh, this is so exciting!
Oh, how beautiful!

Milford! The ceremonial ribbon.

Now, have you practiced
cutting the ribbon?

I have to practice?
Oh, yes, Milford.

We do not want a ribbon-cutting
accident.

Certainly not!

A security guard's work
is never done.

Always ready, willing, and able.

Stingy must always be on task...

And now to get rid of fancy boy!

Every sound, every smell...

Ah! Yeah, that should work.

[Gasps] Only three!

I stand guard! I live...

[Coin jingles]

[Gasps] That sounds like a coin!

No! No! I must stay on task.

Nothing will make me leave
my precious crystal!

No, never!

I am the only one

who stands between the precious
crystal and any wrong-doer...

[Coin jingles]

Another coin?

I must find it!

Hmm, I heard it. Maybe in this room.

Where is it? Where is it?

Where is it?
Somewhere here, I smell it!

[Sniffs]

Yes!

I must find it! I heard it!

Vintage 1971 golden coin.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! With gusto!

Oh, yes!

That's better.

Now, we need to find some scissors,

because those fingers
just will not cut it.

Oh, stupid lasers!

There must be a way through this.

Aha!

Arggh!

[Alarm blares]

The crystal! I'm coming!

Arggh!

Crystal, I'm so sorry!

[Alarm blares]

[Wails]

Is that your phone?
I think so.

It's awfully loud.
Yes, it is.

Oh, what's happening?

The crystal's still here. Phew!

I have to turn off
the security system!

Alarms off! Phew!
[Alarm silences]

Oh, there, it's gone.
Whoever it was will call me back.

Oh, yes, I suppose so.

Lasers back on!

Guys, come on! Stingy, what happened?

Is everything OK?
We heard the alarm go off!

Yes, I was just testing it,
and, see, you're all here,

and the crystal is completely safe.

Then why isn't the crystal there
anymore?

What?!

[Laughter]
Come on, Trixie.

Gotcha!

Ha, ha. Very funny.
Sorry.

OK, guys, everything's fine.
Come on, we've still got work to do.

Eugh, they can be so infantile.

No wonder parents
are always so broke!

Kids are so expensive!

[Coin jingles]

[Gasps]

Another coin! I must have it!

There must be a way!

Well, it's not like
there's an "off" button here.

I can't go over it!

Ah!

Crystal, I'm coming for you!

It's gotta be around here
somewhere...

[Insects buzz]
Oh... no.

Oh, dear, I have to...

Oooh, shiny!

But not a coin!
Oh, I have to find it!

Where is it? Where is the coin?

Crystal, you're mine.

[Laughs and kisses]

Huh. Where is that coin?

Oh, I see it!

Yes! Come on! Oh, a little further.

There's always a way.
Do it for the gold, Stingy!

Oh, yes! I did it!

Ha, ha! Yes!

Aha! I found it!

[Kisses] Oh, precious gold coin.

OK, yeah, good job, guys.
Everything's done, guys.

[Gasps] Oh, no! They're coming.
Oh, I have to get back.

[Growling]

Arggh! Oh!

Arggh!

Oh, hide it in my pocket.

Hey, Stingy. Everything's ready!

It's two o'clock.
The museum is officially open.

Sportacus will be here any minute.
Yes!

TRIXIE: And everything's
looking so beautiful.

[Thud!]

What was that?
What?

[All gasp]
Oh, no!

C-c...
C...

Currency? Cash?
C-c...

Capers? What?!

ALL: Crystal!

Oh, no!
I am not falling for that again.

No, Stingy! The crystal's gone!

What?
ALL: Yeah!

Arggh!
[Alarm blares]

Oh, there it is again.
Oh, I must have it somewhere.

Where could it be?
Oh, no! No!

[Hubbub]

Where is it?
What's going on around here?

I believe it's coming from inside.
I left my phone inside?

No, it's the alarm!
Oh, the alarm!

What are we going to do?!

Where is it?
[Hubbub]

Where did it go? Where did it go?

It has to be somewhere!

Arggh!

WOMAN, ON RADIO: Sportacus,
come in, Sportacus.

Someone's in trouble.

Sportacus? Sportacus?

Wake up. You're on a sugar meltdown.

You need sports candy right now.

You must reach the tin on your chest
to get it.

[Alarm blares]
I'll turn the alarm off.

STEPHANIE: What can we do?
What's going on, everybody?

Mayor, the crystal is gone!
Gone?!

The crystal is gone?
Oh, no, no, no!

This is the worst thing
to ever happen in Lazy Town!

Yes! It means nobody will be able to
see my beautiful outfit!

We have to find it! Find the crystal!

Everyone calm down.

Oh, where is it? I know it's in
someone's pocket, but whose?

[Hubbub]

Calm down!

Uh, yes, now, listen.

We have to think.
We need someone to help us.

Perhaps an inspector.

Inspector?
I know exactly what to do!

Did someone call for an inspector?

[All exclaim]
That was fast.

This is highly suspicious.
A missing crystal?

How did you know?
Well, yes.

It is my job to know,

just like I know this young man
left his post chasing a coin!

Oh, no, Stingy!
Oh, it's true!

I don't believe it!
Aha! A mystery!

PIXEL: What?
MAYOR: A mystery?

No-one can leave this building
until we have figured it out, huh?

See? See? Everything is closed.

This is the scene of a mystery.

MAYOR: Oooh, mysterious!

Yes, a mystery!

[Exclaims]
Hey!

Yeah, yeah, the crystal was over
there and then it wasn't.

Interesting.
Yeah.

But what is also interesting

is that you have the crystal
in your pocket!

Ziggy! How could you?
What?

Me? I only have this lollipop
in my pocket.

Well, that is what I meant.

That thief was trying to hide it
in your pocket, but it didn't fit,

so that's why this one...

Stephanie?
Stephanie!

Must have stolen it
and put it in her pocket.

But I don't even have any pockets.
That's true.

I only have this bag.

Yes, and what is in your bag?

Well, just this jump rope.
Yeah.

Ah, exactly what I needed.
It is?

To solve the crime.
[All exclaim]

It helps me think.

He thinks with jump rope?

Arggh!

[All exclaim]

What do you think you are doing,
interfering with my investigation?

The master detective.
That is a very serious crime.

Arggh! Are you attacking me?

The dinosaur is...
What's wrong with this guy?

Oh, no!
Hey!

That was a precious lamp!

Look! Look what you have done, huh?
Huh? You see?

Oh, put it back here.

Well... well, it gave me a claw.

I mean, a clue that you...
Me?

Stole her pocket with the crystal
in it and you put it in your pocket.

You, pocket-stealing pocket thief!

Trixie!
How do you even steal a pocket?

Spoken like a criminal mastermind!

[Crash!]
Be careful!

He's making a mess!

Well, if you didn't do it,
and neither of you did it,

then you must have stolen it.

The only thing in my pocket
is my pocket calculator 3000.

I want one of those.
That's so cool.

I've looked everywhere.
None of them has it!

Well, I have now investigated
everyone, except for him!

Him?
The painting?

Yes, him! The man in the frame!

I don't think he did it.

Ah, where were you,
man in the frame?

Where were you
on the night in question?

Is he going crazy?

Aha! Silence equals guilt.

So, the man in the frame is guilty.

Oh, no!
Oh, my!

Look what you made me do, huh?

Now I have to start to investigate
all of you again.

Oh, no!
No way!

Again?
Oh, no!

You haven't investigated me.

Exactly!

I only said that so you would
incriminate yourself.

Empty your pockets!

Oh, well, in this pocket
is my coin of shame.

That is my coin!
Huh?
Stingy!

Uh... I meant the other pocket.

Oh, well, there's nothing in this
pocket, except... this crystal!

[All gasp]
The crystal!

ALL: Stingy!

But this isn't mine.

Aha! Guilty! Case closed.
I take that as evidence.

And you - you have the right
to remain silent!

Everything you say
will not be listened to

because you're just a child.

Yes, but that belongs to Sportacus!

Yeah, it belongs to Sportacus!
Yes!

Mon Dieu, you are trying
to steal it again?

No!
Have you no shame?!

You should take the children
to your office and teach them
something about the law.

Yes, Milford!
Yes, sir.

Excuse me!

Stingy.
Way to go, Stingy.

Yeah!
Now we're never gonna get a museum.

WOMAN, ON RADIO: Sportacus,
you can do it.

Remember, there's always a way.

I don't understand.
I really didn't steal the crystal.

I believe you, Stingy.

Something really strange
is going on here.

Come along, children.
Yeah.

Stop! Wait!

I knew something was wrong!

The statue's missing,
the footprints lead to the crystal.

Someone was up there.
Oh!

Come on, guys!
Right behind you, Stephanie!

He's getting away!

WOMAN, ON RADIO: Energy restored.

Isn't that my crystal?

Sportacus, we need your help!

The inspector took your crystal!

Arggh!

Come on, guys!
OK, let's go!

Stephanie,
sports candy will help you!

Catch!
Got it!

There he is!

A place to hide the crystal!
No, here. No, here.

I can hide it up there. Aha!

Stop!

Oh, no! Stop!

Come down!

No, you go away!

He's pushing him!
Go away! You!

What are you doing?
Oh, no!

What is he doing?
Oh, I can't watch!

TRIXIE: Yeah, good shot!

Arggh!

Oh, no!
It's my crystal! I must save it.

Arggh! Whoo-hoo!

Arggh!

My crystal!
Oh, the wagon! I can use it! Yes!

Must save the crystal.

Go, Stingy! You can do it!

Must get it!

Arggh! Got it! Yes!

[Cheering]

Oh, yes, well done!
Come on, guys!

Let's go!
That was close.

I did it!
Yeah! Way to go, Stingy!

Good save, Stingy!

[All gasp]

ALL: Robbie Rotten!

Oh, that guy!

Inspector!

TRIXIE: You're no inspector.
Always him!

Arggh!

Oh! Here you are, Sportacus.

Thanks, Stingy.
I really let you down.

I should have taken better care of
the crystal.

You didn't let me down.
It's OK to make mistakes.

Really?
As long as you learn from them.

Yeah! That's right!
It's true.

Oh, thank you, Sportacus!
You're welcome.

Thanks, guys!
Hey, Stingy. Great job!

Yeah, let's sing Bing Bang!

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing

♪ Bing, bang, digga-wigga dong

♪ Silly words
that can mean anything

♪ Get on up, it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around
and clap your hands together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

[Yells]

Arggh!

Arggh!

[Crashing!]