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04x10 - The Fortune Teller

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "LazyTown". Aired: August 16, 2004 – October 13, 2014.*
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Series follows a shy but sassy 8-year-old pink-haired girl named Stephanie, the newest resident of the LazyTown community.

04x10 - The Fortune Teller

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Good morning, Sportacus.
Good morning.

Bed.

I want to move.

Let's choose the sport.

Badminton. Fantastic.

[Laughs] Racquet.

Time to set up the court.

Net.

Birdie.

The winning point.
It's always fun to play sport.

♪ Welcome to LazyTown

♪ It's the start of a brand new day

♪ Things are upside down
here in LazyTown

♪ Adventure's just a moment away. ♪

'You have been invited to the most
fantastic show of all times.

The Future Of LazyTown
starring the amazing Stingy.'

Oh, hey, there's the stage.

[Gasps]

Ziggy.
Yeah.

The audience is here to see my show.

It's about to begin. Come on, guys.
Alright.

I'm gonna sit over here.

Oh,
I'm gonna sit in the middle here.

This is so exciting.

Yeah, yeah. Really exciting.

Come on, Trixie, it'll be fun.
Yeah.

Now remember, you don't bring
Sportacus in until my character,

the amazing fortune teller,
gets into trouble.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Er, what's a fortune teller? Ziggy.

A fortune teller is someone
who knows all about the future.

Ah, yes, yes, yes. Got it, got it.

What is the future?
Oh, Ziggy.

The future is something
that hasn't happened yet,

like tomorrow and the next day.
And the next day.

But what was the first thing, again?
Huh?

Grrr. Let's get started.
Yeah, yeah.

I'm flying, flying. I'm Sportacus.

What is he doing here?

What kind of a cake company
doesn't do home delivery?

Well, this better be worth it.

Ladies and gentlemen!

Stingy.
Boys and girls!

Welcome to the most exciting...
What's this?

..phenomenal show on Earth.

Yay!
Yeah.

Hooray.
The Future Of LazyTown.

Starring me, Stingy...

[Cheering]

..as the magnificent fortune teller.

[Cheering]
What about me?

And with Ziggy
as a tiny, little sidekick.

[Laughs]
Teeny tiny.

Tiny?
Yes.

♪ Carnival music
[All cheer]

[Cheers]

Aha. I am the amazing fortune teller

and I know everything about tomorrow
and the next day.

This is so exciting.
A fortune teller.

OK, it's now. Da da da!
No! Ziggy.

I wonder what my friends
in LazyTown are doing.

Ziggy, not yet.

Not yet.
Sportacus is in it.

What! Must he be in everything?

Sportafloppity flop
is always doing it.

Flippity, flip, ba, ba, ba.

Someone's in trouble.
With his muscles all the time.

His muscles are filled with air.
He can't do anything.

Hi.

I was just talking about you.
Really?

Yes, and your, and your muscles.

Huh.

Oh!

You want some cake?
No, thanks.

Didn't think so.

No, no, no, Sportacus.
No-one's in trouble yet.

You're too early! Not yet.

Ziggy, not until she's in trouble.
OK.

Bye-bye.
Reverse. [Beeps]

Oh, I see in my crystal ball

that Stingy's piggy...

Now?
No, not yet.

..that Stingy's piggy
is going to fill with gold.

[Sighs] Puppet shows are so boring.

Da da da da!

Someone's in trouble! Ha ha.

I said not now.

Wait until she's in trouble.
Oh.

I haven't predicted any trouble yet.

OK, well then, no-one's in trouble.

[Giggles]
[Chuckles]

Looking in my crystal ball...

Da da da da.
..I see that...

Someone's in trouble!

Ziggy, not now!

Ziggy, now I've had it.

You need to get off of the stage.

I told you before.
What?

Ha.
The fortune teller's...

[Laughs]
Is this part of the show?

Ziggy, careful. You're rocking...

This is so strange.

Sportacus would never argue.
Oh no.

Be careful!
You're going to knock it over.

Oh no!
Oh.

The stage is falling.

Oh, my cake.

[Both yell]

Yay!
Alright.

[Sighs]

Are you OK?
Yes.

Thank you for saving me, Sportacus.
You're welcome.

I was playing Sportacus.

I'm Sportacus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Laughs]

I thought you played me really well.
You did?

Yes.
I thought so, too!

I think it's a game. That's enough.
But I am the star of the show.

I play the fortune teller.

Who knows everything
about the future.

Yeah, the future.
What happens, tomorrow.

Wow. Everything that happens,
tomorrow?

And the next day.
And the next day?

And the day after that.
What?

And the next day.
OK.

And the next day and...

Can you imagine if we could meet
a real fortune teller.

Yes, yes, yes.

Then you would know
when someone is in trouble

even before they are in trouble.

Oh.

She could tell me how
I could fill my piggy up with gold.

[Laughs]
Just have to meet a fortune teller.

Be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's get this up.

[Grunts]

Huh?

There we go.

[Mutters]
Bye. Have fun with your puppet show.

Thanks, Sportacus.

Bye. Bye.
Bye, Sportacus!

An idea.
I'll show up as a fortune teller.

And tell them that
there is no Sportacus in the future.

And without Sportacus the kids will
be lazy forever, ever, ever, ever.

Hee, hee. I'm a genius.

It's disguise time.

[Cackles]

Yes, perfect.

[Cackles]

OK, Ziggy, start again from the top.
OK.

Oh, I'm the...

Have your fortune told
by a real fortune teller.

A real fortune teller? Me first,
me first. Ziggy, get out of my way.

Let's go.

...happen to you tomorrow
and the next day.

[Gasps]
Tell me about my future. Tell me.

Tell me!

I can tell you
what will happen to you tomorrow.

And the next day. Next day.
Next day. Next day. Next day.

But what about the day after that,
huh?

What about it?
[Gasps]

[Laughs] Come on inside.

[Chatter]
Come inside, please.

I can see the future
in my crystal ball.

Wow.
What am I gonna get in my future?

Tell me, tell me!

♪ One day, you will be a king

♪ You will own everything

♪ All your golden dreams
are coming true ♪

What about my future?

♪ You will take a holiday

♪ London, Paris and Bombay

♪ This is what
is waiting there for you ♪

How do you know all that?

♪ 'Cause I can see the future

♪ When I look into my crystal ball

♪ Life will be so wonderful

♪ It will be so super duper,
oh, delicious

♪ Magical and beautiful

♪ This is what I see ♪

Can you see what's going
to happen to me in the future?

Of course, my child.

♪ You will be a dancing queen

♪ Dancing on a movie screen

♪ All your dancing dreams
are coming true ♪

Can you predict my future?
No.

Oh.
Only joking.

♪ Million video games to play

♪ Playing games every day

♪ All of this
is waiting there for you

♪ 'Cause I can see the future

♪ When I look into my crystal ball ♪
KIDS: Wow!

♪ Life will be so wonderful

♪ It will be so super duper,
oh, delicious

♪ Magical and beautiful

♪ This is what I see

KIDS: ♪ Life will be so wonderful
♪ Wonderful

♪ It will be so

ALL: ♪ Super duper, oh, delicious

♪ Magical
♪ And beautiful

♪ This is what I see. ♪

[Cackles]

[All cheer]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

You have to tell me what I need to
do to fill my piggy up with gold.

Listen, there's only one person
in this town

who really needs his fortune read.

Yes, the future of this town
depends on it.

Who is that?
Yeah.

[Screams]

Sportacus. Hi.
Sportacus.

There he is. The blue man.

Sportacus, you have
to have her read your future.

My piggy depends upon it.

Actually, the future depends
on what you do today. Ha, ha.

And it's always good to work hard
to achieve your goals.

But Sportacus, you're always saying

that friendship
is the most important thing of all.

Do it. Do it for your friends.

Do it for the children, blue man.
Please.

OK, if you say so,
I'll do it for my friends.

[All cheer]

Come on, my friend. Enter my tent.

Oh, thank you.

No, no, no. You stay outside.
Only he can know his future.

I have to know
what happens to piggy.

Go somewhere and look
at your piggy bank for a long time

and before you know it,
it will fill up with coins.

That's too good to be true.
Huh, huh, oh.

Piggy we have a whole lot of nothing
to do. So don't disturb me.

Have a seat, blue man. Have a seat.
Thank you.

[Mutters] Mm-mm.

Ah!

I can see,

well, I see a [Beeps]

My crystal?

Yes, yes.

Your crystal.
OK.

Yes. Oh, no.

Someone's in, uh,

someone's gonna be in the...

Someone's gonna be in trouble?
Yes! Trouble thing. Yes.

Oh, and you're gonna need a lot of,
uh, of, uh...

Sports-Candy?
Yes. Yes. That Sports...

OK.
That thing, yes. Oh!

LazyTown has never been
in so much trouble, ever.

Good that I've been practicing
every day

and I'm always ready when someone's
in trouble. Thank you.

Wait! Oh.

I've got something for you.
Wait, wait. See!

Here. You're gonna need
some Sports-Candy to power up.

Thank you.
Great idea.

Yeah!
Yeah!

Oh no!
Sportacus.

The crystal's turning read.
He's in a sugar meltdown.

Oh, it worked.

Come on!

Sportacus!

Calm down, everybody. I know exactly
what you need to do to save him.

We need
to get him some Sports-Candy.

No. No Sports-Candy.

Come on!
Kids, wait. Where are you going?

[Yells] I have to get rid of him.

[Grunts and groans]

Wow. He's put on some weight.

[Sighs]

Fill up. Fill!

[Puffs]
Stingy.

Sportacus needs our help.
I can't.

I have to stare at piggy
and do nothing.

Come on, guys.
Piggy.

How about this?

Oh, yeah, good idea.

Come on. We have to try and
shake the apples out of the tree.

Right.
Ready? Shake!

[All strain]

Oh, it's working. Come on, guys.
Keep going!

Yeah, keep shaking.
You got it.

Let's go!

[Grunts]

[Chuckles]

[Strains]

Oh. [Laughs]

♪ La la. ♪

Stingy, help us.

Stingy!
We need you.

Ah, ah, no!

Must stay focused.

[Cackles]

I'm a genius.
Come on, let's go!

Oh no. Kids. I forgot about them.

Keep coming!

Where are they?

[Mutters]
Sportacus!

[Cries]
Sportacus!

Maybe they're inside the tent.
Come on. Let's go look.

Come on, you guys. In here.
[Cries]

[Sobs]
What? What's wrong?

Sportacus, he was so tired
that his muscles turned into jelly.

Jelly?

So he had to leave LazyTown to rest.

Uh, no.
When is he coming back?

Yeah.
Never!

He's retired. Kaput. He's gone.
[Sobs]

But he was our best friend.

Is there any way to get him back?

Look into your crystal ball
and see if that's possible? Please.

OK, I'll connect.
OK.

[Shrieks]

There is a possibility, actually.
OK, OK.

If you go, all of you,
and do absolutely nothing.

Nothing?

Yes, then he might come back.
Only then.

By doing absolutely nothing?

Yes. You're right. Like...

..this.

Guys, well we better start
doing nothing right away, huh.

Yes. You should go, go.
If you say so.

I guess.

My plan is completed.

[Laughs evilly]

SHIP: Sportacus, come in.

SportPod malfunction.

Flying out of control.

Sportacus, come in.

[All grumble and sigh]

There's something strange
about this.

You're supposed
to work hard for your dreams.

Yeah.
Like Sportacus always says.

You can't make your dreams come true
by doing nothing. No, you can't.

I know a lot of people have
become rich by doing nothing.

[Gasps] Look, isn't that Sportacus
up there? Is it?

It is Sportacus.
And he's still in a sugar meltdown

And he's drifting out of LazyTown.

We have to help him.
Come on, everyone.

Stingy, come on.
But...

Stingy.
Hurry, guys.

Stingy, come on.

I can't. I have to stay with piggy.
Oh, Stingy. Come on!

Oh, piggy.

What?

OK, what's the plan, you guys?
Oh.

I have an idea.
What?

Everybody, take hold.
Alright.

OK. Three, two, one. Go!

Yeah.
Yeah.

I thought they were supposed
to be doing nothing.

Hang on, guys.

Pull!
Oh no!

It's slipping.

Pull harder.
Kids, what are you doing?

Well, you should know,
you know how to predict the future.

All together.
We can't hold on any more.

SportPod out of control.

SportPod returning to SportShip.

The rope is attached to the tent.

[Screams] Help me!

It's going up in the air.

But we have to get Sports-Candy
to Sportacus. But how?

[Gasps]

[Gasps] Sportacus.

Thank you, Sportacus.
You're welcome.

It's for my friend.

[Screams]

It's never gonna work.
I know what to do.

ALL: Stingy!

I have a plan.
And it starts with you, Stephanie.

Go grab that badminton racquet.

Got it. Yeah.

Go, Stephanie.
You can do it!

I'm ready!

Stephanie,
hit this into the fly pod.

[Grunts]

Good shot.
Yeah.

Oh no. Oh no. The rope is breaking.

Sportacus!

[All cheer]

[Screams]

Oh no.
Someone's in trouble.

[Screams]

Look, it's Sportacus.

[Screams]

Oh no.

Yeah!
Sportacus!

Ooh, put me down.

[Yells]

Oh no, the crystal ball.
[Laughs]

Oh, come.

[Gasps]

[Splutters]

[All gasp]
It's OK, I got it.

Robbie Rotten.
KIDS: Robbie Rotten.

Oh, that guy.

I did not see that coming.

Oh.

Oh, Sportacus,
I'm really glad you're safe.

I'm sorry.

I was so busy
with tomorrow and the next day

that I wasn't there for my friends
today.

Friends are important today
and in the future.

What fills me with happiness now
is my friends.

Yeah!
Yeah.

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Funny words I sing
when I am dancing, dancing

♪ Bing bang digga rigga dong

♪ Silly words that can mean anything

♪ Get on up,
it's time to dance, yeah

♪ It's so much fun
being up on our feet

♪ So we go up, up, do the jump

♪ Move around and clap your hands
together, together

♪ Down, down, turn around

♪ Having fun
is what it's all about. ♪

BOTH: Ha ha!

What?
This can never tell the future.

What? No. This is ridiculous.

A cake! Falling on my head.

Ha. Like that would ever happen.

[Whistling sound]
Hm?